SEND FACEBOOK YOUR NUDES, FOR YOUR OWN PRIVACY!

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Facebook teaming up with Government to stop nude photos ending up on Messenger, Instagram


Oh wew, like it isn't dipshit easy to change an image hash. And bull-fucking-shit these "photo-matching technologies" aren't capturing the image in some way or another.

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what a perfect scam, i can't believe Holla Forums didn't think of this first

New twist on this classic:

>Give me your nudes, your dick pics, Your shower shots! yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your android phone. Send these, the bix nood, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my (((lampshade))) beside the kikebook login!

You'd think you could just hire some nude models and design the AI to recognize specific features; then it builds some kind of mapping that can determine a feature by relational color/shape/contrast to nearest surrounding features. That would allow for them to minimize privacy issues and allow for possible detection of nudes captured unknowingly.

I mean if facial recognition is good enough to distinguish what a face is through key features alone; then assigning multiple algorithms to cross reference multiple features of the human body in a photo shouldn't be impossible. If they went further they could build a single AI that consolidates all that into one neural network.

In that case all Facebook would actually need is a photo of a person's face and the AI can figure out if they're naked in a photo or not on its own.

To be used later for blackmail. Those sneaky kikes.

One the technology gets advanced enough, they could just make fake nudes of any target they wish. Fake news will reach a whole new level in a decade's time.

Oh shit what the fuck. Could you imagine Zuckerberg himself presenting this idea up on stage at whatever tech conferences he goes to?

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Will that even work? Can't revenge porn uploaders get around hashtag checks by changing one pixel?

Anyone who trusts them are dumbfucks.

top kek
and actually me too

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why not just not take nude photos?

I wonder how they will detect if the image is a nude person or not. Can you use this to prevent people from stealing your rare Pepes?
Why die do people even take degenerate photos of themselves let alone share them with other people. They are just asking for them to be leaked online.

There are perceptual a hashing algorithms that are used instead of a regular one that operates just on the raw bytes.

they're going to have teams of chink/pajeets looking at those images for your safety and privacy

Can't wait for that hack to happen.

Gonna be one hell of a fappening when the inevitable happens.

Women are seriously the only group stupid enough to think this is a safety precaution. Holy shit. I am convinced there is a group of REALLY happy staffers that wrote this proposition as a drunk joke one night after a meeting and somehow, someway, a bumbling diversity hire secretary found the plans scribbled on napkin in the trash and decided it would be a REALLY good idea.

So TL;DR, women are whores, get upset when they are exposed for being whores, so to protect them from "prying eyes" they send whore content to a "whore blueprint authorized" and that is supposed to be the "safety catch" to taking nudes? What a time to be alive. Fucking wait until halfchan retards start sperging for those "muh fabbening' gibs, ZuckerBook.

Are there any job openings in Facebook where
you review this data?

Asking for a friend…

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epic

Can't wait. Hopefully (((they))) will be the ones on the 'digital' business end of the shotgun

Assuming this is automated, can't it be subverted? Could a bad actor upload redpill images as "nudes" and destroy the ability of the meme to propagate on cuckbook?
And if it could be subverted what is stopping it from being used against (((them)))?

It isn't:
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Anyone stupid enough to fall for this deserves everything they get.

Saging for double post.
Like seriously? What safeguard do they have? Human eyes? That defeats the purpose. An algorithm? Seeing some of the celebrity nudes that make it out, makes me believe that this thing might just have to take users at their word that an image is private.
The more I think about this the more sinister it seems. Can definitely be used to prevent the spread of alternative news via facebook.

fb nudes db drop would destroy facebook.

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Somewhere a bunch of Pajeets will furiously masturbate their purple microdicks to the sent-in nudes.
Somebody should feed a fuckton of granny porn into the system tbh.

remember during the fappening the celebs wanted to deny that the nudes were there's while at the same time sending DMCA's to anyone and everyone, and multiple sites removed to take them down until they confirmed it was actually them.

also i remember it being brought up at the time, aren't the photo's copyrighted/owned by the person who took them? not the subject? not that it matters to facekike, they can and do ban any wronthink anyway.

*many sites refused to take them down

Pretty sure NSA already has my dick pictures along with anyone else who sent them by phone or email.
No fucks given.

Is this automated? Because if it is, we should all start uploading pics of Zuck the Fuck's face.

Top fucking Kek.

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That will actually sound great to people with less than 1/10th of a brain, I mean, problem solved right, it doesnt go through the ether so Im okay.

Because we're not degenerates here.

Good meme, but the Statue of Liberty is the Roman Goddess Libertas
No shit, Heqet sounds similar to Hecate, but denote completely different deities. Do you think the words "plane" and "plain" are synonymous too?

Sage for off-topic autism

kikes looking for kiddie porn

The internet had the potential to do so much good
Instead it was infiltrated by the jew and is now a cesspit of the worst humanity has to offer in every way
As long as the internet exists things can never be set right.
The internet will always serve as a degeneracy machine that doubles as a method to keep people from having real power by disconnecting them from their neighbors and family.

The fucking chutzpah on these goddamn dirty kikes.

Wait so instead of them saying that they dont want you to put anything sexual online they are asking you to instead upload your nudes online.

Since the majority of people are retarded they may not know the golden rule of "Anything put on the internet remains on the internet forever". Just like how they forgot about never put where you live, your phone number or your picture online. This is why its so easy to dox whoever you want.

Problem
Solution
>Advise people to stop sharing nudes

Checks out.

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how about not sharing nudes in the first place?
fuck this God damned degenerate planet

Calm down

He's not wrong, you know.

Are we not the remnants of the internet so to speak? We are some of the last holdouts of web 1.0, 1.5 and 2.0 before web 3.0 kiked it all up. Through user hands will it be rebuilt.

Have you even comprehended it?
You ALL must be a special kind of retards.
1) Doesn't need to be you on the picture
2) You don't have to post it or send it to someone else
3) Delete it
BUT we have no idea what positive effect it can do so unless its something really good nobody cares anyway.

This whole "nudes" thing really activates my almonds. The fact that there's even a word for it and it's widely assumed everyone has nudes. You're some sort of freak if you don't have a collection of pictures of your own asshole ready to distribute. How did we let it get things get this far?

first saw the word nudes on Holla Forums many moons ago, for some reason, normies decided to adopt it, along with taking naked pictures of themselves like utter retards

Normalfags are literally cattle. This cannot be stressed enough.