"Hey son, what are you playi-"

"Hey son, what are you playi-"

Your dads just seen the one game you never wanted him to know you play, what is it?

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Gal Gun: Double Peace but I don't live at home like a faggot so it's not really an issue

Porn games

Liru.

Isn't that the nightmare scenario?

You live alone, no work and you decide to play some 'nobody must know my secret' tier shit and you get so into it your dont notice you have not locked your front door and the parents car is in the drive…

I live a 14 hour drive from my parents, so it's very fucking unlikely. I also never have my door unlocked and they have no key.

Doesn't matter, my dad thinks everything is Pokemon.

They're crawling in through the window…

Morenatsu

My windows that are locked and have crimsafe on them? My place is a fortress, no one is getting in unless I want them in.

He came back from Wisconsin just to watch me stare at the ceiling in my bed?

God, that hand!

My dad walked in when I first played MGS during the homoerotic parts with Vamp's introduction after he kills the seals team.

MGS2*

Worlds

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He was crying even before the bride got to the altar. Me and my brother were walking side by side with her, sorry user just really happy for them

I wonder if he would actually give a shit

that's sweet and I'm happy for them

My dad caught me jerking it to trap hentai. He's never looked at me the same since.

Pretend.

My mum divorced my dad after she found out he'd been cheating on her over years just fucking women, men, traps and transvestites. It's a strange world when you have to argue with your dad that traps ARE gay.

Care to explain?

Thanks man, all they had was a tattoo of each others name in Arabic on the ring finger until last week.

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Gas your family shitskin.

To this day I have no clue why they chose it.

nice blogpost you fucking faggot

I regret nothing

Sorry user, that's why I saged. I'll contribute again. This game about loli voyeurism might be worse than liru.


Beats me user, we're portuguese.

You were conceived when your mom and dad were larping Aladdin.

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FUCKING HELL user

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I'm sure they would

I'm not really embarrassed or ashamed of any of my games, and I have a ton of girly weeb games.

game please?

ゲームセンターのあのこ
I think it's that, it was big on some share threads a while ago.

YOU READY FOR SOME LEG BREAKING?

Anyways, for real…

user was never heard of again

There was this shitty game I got for free during the PSX era. Shitty jap turn-based RPG. Everything was 'cute' and cheesy with a melody theme, but for some reason got hocked to that shit until I beat it.

Symphony or melody something, I think it was called. Can't remember the fucking name, but I'd eat shit before admitting I enjoyed the thing.

He witnessed my Senran keychain in clear sight once as I fumbled to open my front door, and I saw my life flash before my eyes.

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There are no games I play that I wouldn't be comfortable playing around my dad.
It's quite on the flip-side, actually. I once walked in on my dad masturbating to some chick flashing her tits. I completely forgive him because my mother died awhile ago beforehand.

It's like you don't even love your dad

Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure, called Puppet Princess in Japan. It's a Nippon Ichi game, so naturally it has several sequels that never saw the light of day in the west.

I don't have a fucking Electra complex unlike you, fucking hell. That's legitimately disgusting.

Is it still Electra's if he's a fag tho?

You're alright, user.

Dramatical Murder

Any visual novel really

My dad passed away four years ago.

Even more cause to be concerned.

Don't worry user, I'm sure one day you will be 2D and be with your waifu.

why is kogasa alone on that train and why is your filename pure secondary cancer.

We all will.

He was cremated.


Kogasa is alone because she's a youkai born from an abandoned umbrella. The filename was generated by a batch downloader I used.

then wouldn't you be wondering even more why his fucking skeleton is outside your window judging you?

That, one! Thanks, user. I'm playing this shit again.

He faked his death, nigga. He's coming through the door right now

First off my father is (literal) faggot who lives in another state and didn't raise me, so this would never happen. Assuming it did though, CM3D2 with /kemono/ mods or

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Skyrim with all of my LL mods installed.

Pretty vanilla stuff, but it's still like walking in on porn

It's like poetry.

My dad burned a women alive and went to jail, so he cant know that I play Loli games.

No embarrassing games, but I saved a lot of shit on my hard drive, and now that the cops are going through it I'm worried my dad will find out if I go to gaol.

Well well, what do we have here?

are you the dad?

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But user, at least he makes his dad proud. Can you say the same?

Please, do tell.

Yes actually. I did what my dad always asked me to do with my life, which was get to married and go into the same profession as him.

Why not?

Absolutely disgusting.

Back when I was 12 my parents were actually aware of the age ratings on games and would only let me play, at most, E 10+.

So imagine him walking in to my room one day just in time to hear "DIE YOU S.O.B!" from the game.

He thought it was pretty funny and told me he used to play a game like that with his friends back in the day, swearing and all.

It's a sign

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My dad has always said the same thing whenever he saw me playing a video game.
"Wow graphics have really come along these days."

I may want to fuck japanese anthropomorphic animals, but at the end of the day at least they are females.

Yes

I honestly can't think of any.

Being a furfag is worse than being a faggot.

He's the one who opened up the package when it arrived in the mail

This

If I was your dad, I would have taken you upstairs and drown you in a bath tub.

It's just a video game.

Being a furry is no game.

This is how idiotic you sound.

Yeah dad, I am winning.

If it was just a game about robots, then it would be awesome.
Sadly, it is a game about furry robots. Therefor you need the gas.

???


can't be any worse than wanting to fuck hairless apes

My modded Skyrim.

What if the robot is shaped like an animal?

you do NOT sexualize the ZOIDS

my dads dead you asshole

I was actually thinking Zone of the Enders.
Just watch me

Oh god, you're one of those "DA furry goth" types, with the whole "fuck I hate being human why can't furries be real ugh I'm going to Hot Topic" schtick.

That's even more pathetic!

That's what he just said, furry robots.

How the fuck?
Are you smoking rocks?

To be fair, imageboards are chock full of muh waifu autists who are just as pathetic.

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I don't even know what you're talking about

Sad!

Anubis nigga, how did you forget that extremely frustrating boss?

0 isn't a greater number than 0

shit I didn't realize Jesus was a furry who hated his dad

This is unironically one of my favorite games.

Anubis only looks like that because it's based off the Egyptian God.

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Who else is running around with a dad who never got laid with a woman?

No, I was sitting there (the chair was red), and I had to scroll through the dialog, but of course it was miles, miles, miles deep, and nobody can wait for that.

Flying saucers bend over the horizon dawnmaker farm. Who farms the horizon? Looking for tasty treats on my tasty feets. Another one in-out of my bolt-throwing nemesis again…and again…and again.

You can feel it.

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Trust me, furries don't care /why/.

>end up on the route where Litchi gets drunk and makes Noel cosplay as shit

oh that didn't cross my mind, but he only donated sperm, sex was not had. So nananana I'm still right.

kanji was a mistake.

Good thing I hedged with probably, wouldn't want to lose an argument on the internet. Have a vintage hate symbol

why do you have to remind of shit like that

My dad burned his wife alive and blammed it on a grilling accident kek. I only met him once when i was 12, I'm white so I guess its weird my dad is in jail.

I feel like he wont like the fact that his son likes little girls even if they are fake. Especially with my dick out

Because it feels like the world has gone mad and I need someone to feel it with me. And you understand that feel

every scene drags for so fucking long.

My Dad walked in while I was fighting Kanda in Yakuza 3. Skip to 3:40 for the specific part he saw.

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That vn is shit.

He's still put his sperm in more women than you ever will

there's a joke about 2D or 3D grills in your post but I can't find it.

Also I'm guessing your dad had prioritized other things than raising a son if that's what he ended up doing so I wouldn't worry too much about that, even thought you've probably heard that speech before.

I'm young, there is still time. Unlike most furries, I actually conceal my power level really well, and there is not a soul alive who knows I'm into this shit.

I bet you fags were never around when Oblivion Modding hit its jap modder phase.

Unless you're Ted Bundy levels of charismatic, I don't see it happening

UAB or modded skyrim

this

Corruption of Champions

Unteralterbach, Violated Heroine, or Maidensnow Eve

This tbh fam

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They tend not to be as self-loathing, or pedantic, for that matter.

He's talking about niggers you dumb shit.

But the weeb variety are the most cancerous (and quite numerous) breed of spammers. Not to mention that barging in uninvited with their favourite "3DPD" is very reminiscent of a behaviour certain other group tends to exhibit. Really, when you have the privilege to be an impassive observer, there is very little difference.

Starless
The parts with scat

Japanes modders wore great, I still remember the fun mods colourwheel did, mostly sexy armor remodels but also a night club

CW's problem was focusing on only one breast type for all of his shit. But I'd be lying if I said his overhauls weren't great. Though his stuff tended to overwrite a lot of my other stuff.

If my father were to walk in, it would be extreemely ankward…and scary

Not only because I live in my own house, but because that would mean I am haunted (cancer is a bitch. Fuck you, cancer!).

Those are some of the ugliest fucking robots I've ever seen.

Rack 2

greetings from germany let's kick cancer's butt ! ^^

I'll hold him down, you kick him in the nads!

My dad just saw me play Iris Action, Bugrape(?), and that that other game where the chick gets raped and impregnated by insects and zombies
Not bad

But OP, my dad is dead.

It sorta does if you were there from the start. I was comparing it to how vanilla Skyrim's modding scene is in comparison anyway.

What a shitty son.

>mfw I don't have 1 part of Nekopara on Steam mfw it's all 3 parts

My dad left us for an ugly tatar whore. I'll never forgive him. Not because he found himself a slut, but because he took our TV when he left.
That was when LCDs were still new.

Or you know ANYONE in this particular case.

Partly because all the major modding sites saw how Oblivion went and decided to go full "no fun allowed" with the next game.

Still pisses me off that LL decided to be moralfags by banning loli, while still allowing bestiality which is illegal in countries across the world

Doctor with my little sister.

It's only bad if it's when I'm at parts I cri

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"ARE YA WINNIN' SON?"

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I answered the question accurately though

Just had the belly laugh of the century picturing one of those things walk into some neckbird's room and shouting in a voice+ashtray sound "WHATRE YOU PLAYIN THERE SON?"

I seriously hope you aren't a "normal" person trying to say what's acceptable here.

It's a good game, just a little too easy

I never knew mine

Don't be sad, Jamal, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Probably Rhythm heaven fever on the cheer reader or love rap level. He's walked in on me playing plenty of stuff over the years. From pokemon to resident evil, and he's never really given a shit if anything he asks questions about what i'm playing

I think I'm fucking cringe proof now because in my house the living room was the communal space everyone chilled in and my older sister would shamelessly play and watch weebshit, I knew what most of the shit was and I served as a buffer between her nonstop talking about the characters and stories and my parents, basically being a weeb to human translator. So if there's one game I would be totally ashamed if my dad saw me playing it would be Sengoku Rance.

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The images I posted in were made by an autist that was downright banned for just arguing against the mods for advocating for loli. The sad thing is that he/she (?) was a giant portion of their modding community because of how autistic this fuck was with how much work was put into the mods he/she made. Granted a ton of it was just borrowed from other mods and a lot of the shit that was made was a bitch to install, but still. LL is full of closed minded idiots like the rest of the Bethesda modding community. The entire Bethesda community is a glorified FurAffinity with how much drama revolves around ownership and OC disputes as well as shit that doesn't matter. And that's only from old threads made in 2009. I'de hate to see the shit flinging going on now.

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Had no big pwoblem with that.

Only once I was asked "why I was playing as a girl", to which I replied "it's because she's the protagonist".

I guess an H-game, but it's all relative because my dad is a bro. He wouldn't really care. It'd be a bit awkward though.

Good thing Corruption of Champions is all text so he wouldn't get much info just from seeing me play it

I thought underage aren't allowed here.

normalfag out

DINDU NUFFIN

From which mongolian painting is that ape rape image?

CoC.
Or, really, any porn game. But that especially.

Leaving porn or my dick out of the picture..

Oh i got a story, i went to the house of a friend to try LaPucelle Tactics for the PS2, at one point his dad (a big bear kind of guy) came in and said "oh they re playing with their dolls" in reference to the animu grills and cute designs all over. I couldn't ever bring myself to play cute animu grill games in public again.

Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen

What is that semen demon you posted?

Before my dad died when I was ten he made me promise to not play violent video games, because he was a hardcore catholic. I wasn't allowed to play diablo because of this, for instance. I still get conflicting feelings when I boot up a video game I know he would disapprove of.

You should

i wouldn't really know how to explain it, tbh

DotA2
The game is somewhat fun but my dad used to binge play Starcraft BW, AoE, AoM, CnC and Warcraft 2. When CnC Generals released in 2004 (I think, when I was like 10 years old) he spent an entire year's worth of vacation days to binge it. I wouldn't like seeing his face when he catches me playing the shit that killed his favorite genre.
Then again not like he's alive anymore

Eh, I can't stop liking what I like. I think he would understand. This is the same mother fucker who thought it would be a great idea to show a 9 year old child aliens and terminator 2. I think he had a problem with the 'play' aspect since he wasn't really into games.

It has a panic button (M by default).

He said game.

A parasite mod that was included in the Monstergirl overhaul from a former member of LoversLab which is provided here loverslab.com/topic/19572-monster-girl-coc-14-plaguepatch-27112013/

The mirrors for the mod are either broken, on shoddy websites that require logging in or are split in to so many parts it's a hassle. I'll look in to who actually made the parasite meshes so you can get the files to do what you want with it but I'm hammered tonight so tomorrow if you want.

What matters is yes you can have sex with it and only after several hours of installing framework mods like LAPF and shit and understanding how the framework… well works. The problem is that what you see is essentially a skin so nothing special will happen with the parasites or anything. It's mainly cosmetic as far as lewd content goes. If you just want to just fuck it then it's not so hard but if you want to apply the parasite skin to your female character then you're going to have a bit of trouble. If you don't give a fuck either way I don't blame you.

Oblivion modding isn't that hard but it's much harder than Skyrim.

Nah man don't worry about it its just the first image you posted, with the white eyes pale face and massive tits, does something to me that i cant explain