ITT: pieces of shit Holla Forums tricked you into watching

ITT: pieces of shit Holla Forums tricked you into watching

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i didn't fall for the tarkovsky memes either op, but stalker is a good movie.

>>>/reddit/


Seventh Seal in the other hand is legitimately overrated. It's got a few great imagery but mostly it's a cringeworthy farce.

You have shit taste tarkfag

Probably one of the worst shit Bergman had ever made. You should watch Wild Strawberries instead, that's an actually great kino by Bergman.

The book is really comfy and fleshes out the protagonist in a way the movie couldn't. Probably the only sci-fi story that isn't reddit trash.

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Tarkovsky wanted the Stalker to be a more mysterious figure with an ambiguous ambition that can be easily misunderstood by other people since the truth behind the movie's Zone itself is highly ambiguous. The Writer is just as fleshed out though, I don't recall the book having that character, he was a great character that everyone can relate with.


What's wrong with Get Carter?

The movie was barely the same story as the book. Not as good either.

Have to be a self hating mischling to recommend this one

The movie despite being a bit pretentious is actually an okay one, although I can see why you would call it a meme. The vidya adaptation is still the better media product of both the novel and the film.

Get the fuck out.

This was so fucking awful

It's really a different story, even Tarkovsky said that the only thing the movie has in common with the book are the words Stalker, Wish Granter, and The Zone. The movie was so much better than Roadside Picnic though, it took the important aspects of the book and left out the banal scifi shit. And don't forget that Strugatsky themselves wrote the script for the movie, they knew exactly what hey were doing.

The vidya was fucking garbage, probably the worst existing adaptation of the book. But there's a new anime adaptation coming, which I'm sure will be even worse, pic related.

Rampage >>>> Falling Down

You disgust me.

Absolute trash, and I see it recommended all the goddamn time.

Triggered redditor.

Scream Queens

Pretentious drunken slav.

this was fucking shit

This is a pretty reddit thing to get offended by tbh. I preferred Roadside Picnic because the protagonist's arc was what made the story, not sciience shit. If you want science porn read The Martian.

boring. dad flick.

You lied to me Holla Forums
It wasn't litty at all

I only watched 10 min so far

Correct

Never said it was. The only #littykino is Baywatch.

You made me fucking buy it on amazon. It's just a bunch of Russians making weird sounds in their languages and stumbling around. It's filmed half in sepia for some reason. Nothing happens in this movie! Now I have to look at it in my fucking video library. Thanks a lot

This.

Top pleb.

It's a combination of everything really. Every little aspect of the kino is utilized as a form of expression. It's unironically so dense.

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The first half was good.

wrong!

Trash ending.

Only chad human bean will understand this kino.

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Why? Just because Bill Murrays dramatic decision at the end?

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yes

I saw The Seventh Seal too, and I think it has a good story, but it's told in an overly artsy way, which makes it boring. I was legitly bored by it

"The curse" brought up by Block of those who want to believe in God, but just can't really hit home.

john wick

Soyboys, get out!

john wick 2

Its a really bad film sorry.

Trying to hard to be artsy

Its good except for the nigger rape. tarantino is a truly sick man

This. John Wick I + II is utter shit. 4 hours of an autistic psychopath farming NPCs while mumbling stale one-liners.

I was thinking it was a comedy at some points

DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN DON'T OPEN

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halfchan Holla Forums tricked me into watching Drive.
God, that was boring dreck.

Can you please give examples?

this

this

not this, i liked it

Wrong place >>>/cuckchan/

kys cuck

thanks doc!

How so?

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only the last one was good so youre right

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ok i will give you benefit of a doubt, what scifi franchise or movie is good or atleast better than Star Wars?

Oh boy.

ok then you are confirmed for retarded bait.

One day you might understand why you are a stupid man. I'm not hopeful though.

You sure showed me…

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