ITT: Cucked vidya characters

ITT: Cucked vidya characters

The player of any eroge vn.

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Players who romanced Madeline with their Arisen also count.

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Heihachi is the opposite of a cuck.

He got cucked by Akuma

You should be the one in this boat!

What i want to know is why do SFM porn creators portray Link as the biggest cuck in videogame history.

What do you call the man who does the cucking?

The Cucker?
The Cuckmonger?
The Cuckmaker?
The Cuccoo?
The Cuckcrafter?

Does it even have cuck in it?

Wife Whisper?
Marriage Mutilator?
Dastardly Dicker?
Literally Gilgamesh?

You call him the man since the one being cucked isn't even a person

"The Bull"
"The Alpha"
"The Head Honcho"
"El Terrible"
"The Caped Crusader"
"Nigger"

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The bull, as in "bella and the bulldogs", a show that subtly teaches white kids to become cucks.

Griffith

At least Chuck realizes he fucked up bad, but still won't do anything about it since his childhood friend is happy.


That just makes me remember some post some user on /a/ wrote years back summarizing the Epic of Gilgamesh and how the last words of Gil's friend Enkidu were basically "bitches and whores" as he got killed because some goddess was assblasted Gil didn't want to fuck her since her lovers had a nasty habit of winding up dead.

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any more games where the villain has a crush on the protag?

Her one and only true love, Mario, cucked her with her best friend Daisy (and probably still does) and he continues to see his ex-girlfriend Pauline. Peach is the official cuckquean of video gaming and there's not one thing you can do about it.

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it hurts to admit it because i love the character, but fucking hell grave is a massive cuck.

Misogynist

Cia did nothing wrong
And is totally Canon

Donald Trump

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At least his son avenged him by killing his wife's son.

Well then.

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Maybe biology wasn't his field.

These poor slobs right here.

Explain.

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You mean he never recovered, even at the end of the game? The fuck.

How?

In King of Fighters 98, Leona has two special entrance animations: Shaking her head when fighting a stupid character, and saluting when fighting another Ikari Warrior. A glitch causes her to swap the animations around for Chang and Ralf.

I will never not be annoyed at this

My bad. No, he moves on from it. I meant that he never tried to get the girl back. In fact, his entire beef with Fereydoon was that the guy was willing to toss the girl's life away with the rest of the humans since that was what was going to happen if his boss' TF Tower plan worked. Basically Chuck trying to tell the guy not to make the same mistake he had of not seeing what was important in front of him until it was too late.

>not Mai Shiranui

Hi Bowser

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Tell me about it man, I mean, I understand some games imply it, but half the time it's more a, " Thanks for saving us, go back to your fucking hut in the middle of nowhere, Bumpkin."

Honestly I think I just feel bad for the girl, and it doesn't help some of these comics are kind of entertaining.


Hey, if the CD-I games are considered by Nintendo Power "Genuine Zelda games" you may as well throw the Musou in there as some spin off alternate timeline.

The second guy is Oersted, he's basically in a rivalry with a wizard Straybow, his friend, and seduces the princess with his manliness in a championship match. After a Romeo and Juliet love at first site spiel the princess gets captured and both Oersted and his friend Straybow team up with two other guys who had slain the last Demon King to go kill the Dmon King again. After the quest is "complete" the tower immediately starts shaking and Straybow supposedly died. Of course surprise twist he fucking didn't, he basically pretended to die and went to the secret entrance that revealed itself to save the air headed princess and basically fucked her brains out and seduced her simple minded brain away from Oersted becoming the next Demon King. After becoming the Demon King he fucks Oersted over so hard out of revenge combined with that side order of cucking that it turns Oersted into Odio the Demon King (after killing Straybow of course).

What game is this so i can see this suffering by myself?

Live A Live. it's an SNES RPG that wasn't released in NA, but it had a European release.

People told me to play this game before but now i have another reason to check it out, thanks.

The best part is there is a dungeon where everyone in Odio's past is basically stuck in eternal limbo and everyone is stewing over that entire clusterfuck in the final world of the game.

Is Ramon really a cuck when he fawns over an already married is Vanessa's husband even alive to begin with? woman? Or Robert since his relationship with Yuri is all but confirmed but gets constantly blueballed by his would-be inlaws? And Love Heart looks she wants the dragon dick in her dialog with Athena. Mai deserves it due to her obsession with Andy none of the other possibilities for the Women's Team show up.

I thought Mai already had sex with Andy, or that they were in some sort of relationship.

Well, the guy on the left is Byuu from Bahamut Lagoon. He spends most of the game trying to rescue a princess he was engaged to Marry from a foreign nation who kidnapped her, only to find she willingly married the prince who kidnapped her in the first place.

The second guy is Orested from Live a Live who spends his part in the story trying to rescue a princess he was engaged to marry (wow, small world.) only for said princess to have fallen in love with his best friend and her kidnapper. She commits suicide after you kill the fuck out of said friend.

Pretty sure Live-a-Live officially remained Japan (and/or Asia) only and had to be fan-translated to be playable in English. PAL used to get fucked over a lot with JRPGs, to the point they didn't see Chrono Trigger of all things until the DS port 14 years after the original game came the US on the SNES. You might be thinking of Terranigma though, as it's one of the few reversals where PAL got it but the US got shafted (since Enix' US branch had closed)

Jesus fuck it gets worse with every explanation.

Well if nothing else, it gives PLENTY of incentive to play as him in the final chapter.

Yeah, Live A Live let's you play as the final boss. You can actually play as all the major bosses and destroy all of time.

By the amount of respect Athena has for Kensou, She would probably sell him to love heart for a couple bucks. But like Shingo, we must laugh at him for the rest of eternity in his state of meteocrity and being forever friendzoned.


Fuck I'm playing through that right now and I remember a past post talking about a story where you work with a princess for most of the game only for her to go back to the super villian.
The dragon customization is fun though

There is actually one more cuck in the game Akira, but he mans the fuck up and kicks ass in a giant mecha.

Andy is either too dense or too aware that Mai's obsession. Wasn't Hokutomaru adopted?


Don't remind me, I want him back. Can Takehito Koyasu even pull his voice anymore?

Don't remind me, I want everybody else back
BULLSHIT

If KoF XIV's Ikari Team ending is anything to go by they'll be back in the next game.

Verse's fragments pretty much revived everyone that was dead from the story. Including Ash and Gaidel, Leona's biological father. Orochi however is dealt with in Team Japan's ending.

Same goes for his son Kazuya.

yes but notice how they needed some sort of space time magic monster plot device to add in the already convoluted KOF story(story telling for the ages I might add, something that totally wasn't scribbled on a toilet paper after taking a shit) for them to come back to life while Mature and Vice just when "Fuck it" and they just popped in the roster.

:^)

Faggot, if you're gonna talk about that shit game at least post porn. Preferably the loli spider

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FUCK OFF TUMBRLTALE
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She cuckolded me Geralt!

Is the only right answer, and even that happens somewhere inbetween games offscreen.

Guts cucked griffith though. Faggot hawk just sold his soul to get his waifu back, and became a nigger in the process.

But he never got to fuck her

theyre jealous hes always swimming in pussy and has the looks that attract women

Because instead of a normal boner he had a murderboner, as in his guilt over sacrificing his waifu to the dragon led him to want to be the one to kill waifu 2.0. Aside from the Holla Forumsitics involved in that marriage, he chose her because she looked like the dead woman he sacrificed, and they even have similar names.

exactly.

This is the only reply a retard like you gets.