Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Nothing like a big ole plate of chickpeas n'rice.

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I've been trying to find out who got it for him.

Gross

You're getting dangerously punjabi.

What do you mean?


Oh, right.

That could be neat.

Don't you love yours?

Make him do it

>archive.is/d8ilV
lmao Holla Forums really does fit this pic

Well I DO have punjabi lineage

I love subtle !

You're actually going through avataring as Nitori, nice

I really don't have that sort of power over people.

...

He probably sucked some dude off he met at the soup kitchen for the money.

aaaa sometimes i skip over words
i guess i meant like, traumatic
how bad was it? i've heard horror stories about waking up getting pissed on by drunk prostitutes


i love them, but they've sort of made it infinitely clear that they're not all for my perception of things all the time

and that's not including the somewhat rocky childhood

in short, i love them with reservations

another bit of thought- are online interactions in general meaningful or even 'real' to an extent?

Hey, Kanra.

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Yeah but it's ez to make Nezi do stuff.

Your love is the same as Damami's.

Now why would you do such a thing to Samus?

I'm done spending money for a while Yan, battleborn is shit and you guilt tripped me into buying it, hmmmmmmmmmmph

...

I only bought it because you said you would get it with me.
I don't want to hear it.

'twasn't me
who might you be

Sleeping outside in 10 degree winter weather puts things in perspective extremely quickly.

We'll keep it at that for tonight.


Then what's the point?

The Diablo guy from the last thread.

Cool trips
Having a thing bought for you.
You're scary.

Scary how??

Why do people say that :(

Ancient aliens, it's all true

Oh neat

you new to these boards n shit?

You'd probably drain someone's blood along with their wallet.

Because your moodiness probably makes people think you don't like them.

It's probably ShitFox.

you were gonna buy it anyway tho

:(


I'm in a good mood right now though!

Fox posts with his trip now, doesn't he?

No, I wasn't.
I only got it to play with you.

Kinda. I lurked here for a few days before actively posting. Thought I'd see what kind of communities lie among the huge list of boards I never bothered to check out before.

i suppose you shouldn't tell me much, i'm a stranger

sounds like an experience i sometimes wish for, if only to help empty feelings and to gain some knowledge from it

Cool.
What board do you call home?

And leave them as some withered husk devoid of blood, money, and semen.

...

I mean if you enjoy feeling like an injured baby bird for a few years, then I'd say go for it.


:(((((((((

stahp that's not how I operate.

oh

sorry

I'm a bad person

Then how does it go?

ded

The soulstealer vayne skin tho.

i am naive
like, incredibly fucking naive
how do people become not naive without being hurt?

I like somebody a lot and want all the attentions and cuddles but then when they get too close I get all scared and flustered and go into hiding.

Rinse and repeat.

Lonely Elma is lonely.

All white people are niggers because one stole 1200 from me.

Not too sure. You'd have to ask somebody who hasn't been hurt before.

It all started a couple years ago in the magical distant kingdom of le reddit. I started getting word of a new chan called Holla Forums that looked more promising than 4chan ever since moot left and the mods were going full SJW. So I went there and checked out the furry board, a board I wished was on 4chan from the start. SO I guess you can say I'm a furry first and a weeb second.

...

Not sure what this .gif is supposed to mean.

what?

ywa

Sounds like a long story, and kinda complicated ^^

It's a .gif of the MC's dog dying and incredibly sad in the show.
I assumed you had watched Futurama.
I was saying it was as sad.

oic

I don't watch anything.

Fuck it, i'll go out for a quick walk and just hail mary this shit

well, whatever happens happens i guess

it's confusing not having much experience; you aren't even confident enough in your own judgement to make yourself unafraid of experimenting responsibly


eeeh, i tend to overcomplicate things sometimes
it's not even that long really or complicated, just really all about emotions and the back and forth of whether you're forgiven or not

How old are you?

Experimenting with what?

...You are?

Yes.

I question if there are indications of this.

What did you do..?

Is that a requirement?

I'm confused.

Act visually happy.
Smile gaily.
Skip through some fields of flowers.
Stuff like that.

i'm underage, though i don't think the moderation of the board doesn't really seem to care about nsfw

i've seen my fair share of it anywho, chans have been a pastime of mine since i've been ~12-13

well, with everything i guess. see, this is the part where i seem like an idiot because i have no idea what i'm doing or what i want to be at times, so i'm just taking what i can in


me, my father, and everyone really
we have a habit of saying things like "you should've killed yourself" when things get emotionally charged

like, they end up regretting it and all and apoloogizing, and i do too- but when are you forgiven by other people?

And use an excess of emotes and tildes, ofc.

Well... are you in a good mood?

But it's almost midnight and I'm in bed x_x

I do kinda want to go hiking tomorrow though.


Protip: Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, so just do whatever. Learn from it and grow.

That's all I got. I'm not exactly known for good advice, so there's that too :/

Good luck.

Yes. I just said that I thought.

Is that like hard to believe or something?

Sometimes.

Oh.

Sorry.

Yea well fuck you too, Kanra.

It's all okay since ur cute

well, i know no one really has a true logical grip on whatever they're doing, but sometimes it does suck when you're forced to look down after you got drunk alone and ended up crying all over your mother and then they scold you because they know better

and if i care about things like my criminal record, mental state, and/or liver, then i can't really say 'ha you guys don't even know for real'

oh well, maybe i'll be one of those blokes who ends up rationalizing all the fun out of it

Make sure you do everything as overtly happy as possible.
So people really know you're happy.

Th-thanks .//.


I'm gonna be honest with you, man. You lost me like 3 replies ago lol

Seems like you overthink things way too much. Just relax and get yourself out there you goober.


I'm not really sure how to do that.

Just stating the super obvious.

Midnight and I'm not a pumpkin!

But what if you're lying?

i have a habit of doing that

oh well, fun conversing with you
time to go take a shower or something

good luck on your quest for cuteness and tildes

Thank you. I need all the luck I can get~

Have a good noche.

Jokes would be on me for holding the hand of an uncute person then.

>///////<

Shh!

Muy picantè~

Ok

...

I would fuck that Ken Ashcorp panda trap girl thing

touch my fluffy tail~

...

And then it died.

oh my.

...

Fluffy tails and homosexuality kill the threads.

gas the furs

/Scoots

a lot

Burn the heretics

Somebody buy me a tail~

I'm almost 2000% certain Grim bought OW for Luka.

. . .

...

ok nvm lol

buy it yourself

I can't afford anything but ramen for a couple of weeks lol

rent and cars are expensive.

Renge is my spirit animal.

Dead thread is dead.

give address welms

Your spirit animal has autism.

Time to buy Welms a pizza this week.

buy me a pizza tomorrow :^)

Elma don't it's a trap.

...

g2b

The best autism.

lol no I'll buy my own ramen.


It's fine, really.


Obviously.

Buy me overwatch please

very ungrateful

LOL

pol has been entertaining me a lot lately.

I hate asking for help even more than I hate feeling like I owe people shit.


E>

I don't feel obligated, I just want to.

youtube.com/watch?v=EPxhxfE-sy0 lol weebs and pls bebop no
hi btw

It's okay. You already bought me a pizza before~

oh hey question here: is the new captcha thing case-sensitive?

ban sci

...so?

*shrugs*

HAHAHAHAHA
BAN THAT NIGGER ON SITE


danke

could i be here for like a half hour or something
that seems cool right?

*shrugs*

just buy one for Erin or something instead.

show posts

-pls- show posts

i buy you new league skins

8 chon ples up date

i buy you new league skins

hi. what?

it's not

hi. what?

it's not

I did ...?

I did ...?

I did ...?

...

...

sometimes it is sometimes its not

HAHAHAHAHA
BAN THAT NIGGER ON SITE


danke

...

HAHAHAHAHA
BAN THAT NIGGER ON SITE


danke

HAHAHAHAHA
BAN THAT NIGGER ON SITE


danke

Огонь по готовности

okay here we go

hi love i said hi on the other board but you didn't say anything

...

hi'

i see

hi'

it was dead

...

This can't be any worse.

who is great red spirit
it's got to be a lewd board person

It's Limes

>>>/lewd/258249
i really dont know

don't get me excited like that jerk

how do you not know what tg is

What, you don't recognize him?

is it on Holla Forums? thats how

We could make our own better board and make a killing while we're at it

okay upon further inspection maybe but still


actually zoe doesn't talk to me HA proof it isn't him

...

He doesn't talk to you?
Are you sure he didn't change his mind?

hi. what?

it's not

Let's be honest: no one really talks to him.

you only go on Holla Forums?
what the fuck how old are you

yeah hi


or maybe he doesn't recognize me maybe maybe if it's him
but i'm pretty sure it's not him and if it is he just doesn't know it's me

You should know me.

Wanna make out?

hi

no i dont browse Holla Forums. i'm 19 years old.

you who?

give him an e-kissu and see what happens.

laggg

that would be inappropriate! it's too much!

*punches you in the dick*
what would happen if i actually did that to you in real life

*makes out*

You should know.

*unzips mouth*

how are ya

I bet he wants it just as much as you do.

Erin is secretly loaded.
If you want one later hit me up.

i'd say 'what the hell dude?'

weeeeell if i knew who you were then i'd know if i should know who you are


i'm feelin cool . are you feelin cool?

but i dont want to kiss zoe thats gay and im not

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but then what if i kissed you right afterwards?

ok

Take one guess.


Its the most amazing person you know that posts here.

youre daisy right?
my monotone love interest?

so fulla shit

Are you going to bed soon?

you dont think it s gay to kiss a dude?


id say 'what the heeeeeeelll??'


zoe?


no idiot im sci leave me alone

Kinda wish people bought me food too :c

actually plepple is pretty amazing too but he's been mia for months or something as far as i know
and manaka is amazing but wouldnt say that

oh
you autist
why are you back
i hope you get banned

Not sure. I'm drinking a mountain dew, so most likely not.

I've done this before

youtube.com/watch?v=dWGgww9l66M


are you banned right now?

Oh yeah sci I've gotten into vaporwave esque tracks

they're pretty cool

lol
im going to do that to you now
watch your fucking back kiddo

Done what?

yeah it is. although that's more synthwave than vaporwave. but yeah the retro influence is pretty cool. i support it

if you can find me i'll be impressed and not even mad if you do it

Thoughtlessly drink Mountain Dew before bed and then wonder why I didn't go to bed earlier.

oh cool thanks
oh hey what the fuck are you doing right now
also are you sci? I'm pretty sure he used this girl

I close my eyes and picture myself riding along a beach in california as twilight falls

it's beautiful

btw
rate my list
I made it all by myself
taught myself a little PS doing it, too

Q of the Game
I also finally got my Waste Not Want Not Achievement.
Pixel Reaper Tags aww yiss

Ah. I need the energy after my long shift for my walk home, but then I forget I don't really drink soda much anymore so I get all wired :/

It's a struggle.

Other than zoe.

grats on pressing 2 buttons

where the fuck am i on that list you fucker

gentrify all poor areas and kill the homeless imo
that song is cool


im posting duh
yes im the only person who posts kazura


it looks nice grim good job


i dunno i give up you win. but anyway how you been ban my man?

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Thyanks

huh
cool
yeah but what else are you doing
are there any specific bodily functions going on right now that you are aware of, and that are making a major impact on you right now?

who told you?

look how much skill this champ takes

this is just league of legends in general

I love subtle

this channel has some good future funk which im guessing is what youre into youtube.com/user/ArtzieMusic

oh wait that is artzie music


that is all im actively doing. i dont know theres a little remainder of lactic acid or whatever right under my tit that i can still tell is there but it doesnt hurt

bebop
i could have guessed in three tries though i bet

Is the answer very little?

mechanically, I guess you have have really quick reaction time and reliable decisionmaking skills.


rifk

That guy always rats me out.

You know i'm dating Subtle now right?

grim your fucking list is killing me
looking at it and not seeing my name is going to drive me to suicide


disgusting
But it makes me want to punch your tits

aw shucks what am I saying
you could get pentas literally facerolling

I made it before I met you baka

t-tell me what yuo 2 do in bed

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

No, after a while it's kind of instinctual to use your attack on something that's red, especially if it's distracted and won't see you coming/low health.

youtube.com/watch?v=zJI7qalKi-A


yeah what a jerk i hate that guy

but anyway how ya been


i really dont see how it s disgusting at all but oh well
do you do things while youre also posting?

and then you get baited and get fucked

I remember looking upto you in league
then surpassing you
hahahahah

oh
huh...
Whatever grim, I'll make my own list, and I'll be on the very top!

grim calm down

ganbatte!

It must be hard to surpass someone at a children's game after they've stopped playing.

why dont you just kill yourself

...

i don't speak chinese
if you're telling me to do it I will


u first :)

also dmttapes.bandcamp.com/album/turbosystems-16-directors-cut-dmt-091

why do you say its a children's game?

yeee
10:36 PM - Bebop: is it wrong to enjoy making people cry?

When I penetrate him all he moans about is how i'm bigger and better than you.

I've been okay but i'm about to get really busy with work and stuff.

...

yeah i touch my dick passively and watch shit

...

lmao love you dude


why's that? is it a bunch of jerks gonna be touristing soon?


disgusting

im fucking gross
fight me

its summer so camps come and stuff.

holy shit....

And also, y'know, 22 out of 134 is a pretty huge indicator based on how many 12 years olds are too stupid to know what a forum is.
forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=837338

...

You'll never be able to please him like I can.

baka vs desu

10 bucks on baka

...

im a lover not a fighter haha
so no thanks i dont wanna get your gross on me


yeah thats great
teach em to fight with noodles and stuff

I dunno.
Played a dota game with desu and it was pretty fucking cancer.

desu wins easily

I play this one game called "whale wars" where the kids are whales and they harpoon each other with spears.

i'd win in any fight against anyone
I'll fight anything, a dog even


i'll fucking love you to death then you fuck
*rubs right hand on you*
i don't wash after i masturbate

I mean NOODDLES

not actual spears

wrong

Explain to Grim why it was Cancer, Desu.

speaking of cancer im gonna go outside for a few


thats awesome i would love to have done that
you're a good guy


lol

Are you leeg-fagging again?

HE KEPT SPAM PINGING
EVEN AFTER THE GAME ENDED

McCree walks into a bar

there are no counters

Yes. He's even trying to compare team shooters to Mobas.

Oh :(

Overwatch is TF3 but with ults so kiddies feel special.

zzzz.....

...

They're not the same?

...

look a wolf

Even I've been saying that the whole time, dummy.

Its pretty fun

What?

Murder mains him

I might have been quoting you subconsciously then

Yeah everybody already knows that.

Hahahahahaha
Hang on, somebody get that picture of him and shoop it onto a gay cowboy

I was this close to keking

Remember when I thought his name was mcGee

:O


Then why is it so popular? I don't understand games I guess.

it's simple and the graphics are inviting.

Because it's fun and stylish, like wearing a pretty dress.

*shrug*


*shrug*

It's also one of those things that's popular just because it's popular.

You do it i'm lazy.

So only a slight chub then?

-shrugs ur face-

marketing was intense

Don't do that.

imma go to bed.
text it.

that was meant for just welma btw way

neenee

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

wait hold on

a-ahn...
Send me logs

I'm lazier.
I'll make a note to do it later.

Don't ruin the mood

so lots of opeople are playing that overwatch game
fun

*sends logs*

I'll be waiting for it then.

I thought I was improving it though.

Even Zoe plays it

hey clifford

dang o whats his blizzard codename thing?

...

*jerks off to*

Hey idiot

Same

I do too

whoa what the fuck you can't just say that
do you want to fucking fight me right now nigger?

gay

good evening forum...

it's sama! hi sama

I will destroy you though.

sup love muffin

hi user!

bakayarou...

hey what was watching the moon landing like?

what?
I don't speak chinese!

...

like.. the one that never happened and was staged at a bunker at area 51?


haha.. oh Baka

yes exactly the one

what?
I don't understand
hi user

yea... turns out that actually happened where dudes went too the moon and shit. weird right? maaan

I'll break you into submission.

exactly

hm? oh nothing...

that's lame. i liked it the other way

@grim

I'm always in a state of submission.


anyway...
How are you my man, watch any good movies?

it seems more plausible given the russian endeavor to get there first that the americans would drop an assload of cash into what seemed at the time to be somewhat important... the government never wastes money... also weird

as if
so what was it like when the beatles dropped sgt pepper?

watched jurrasic world again last night, followed by the 3rd narnia flick. I had some family over and cooked for them. it was nice... and they hadnt seen either

...

this predates me... but im sure women swooned, men changed their hair and doobies were rolled

I could buy that.

no way it does
i've seen pictures of you

duckfais... 7/10

Jurrasic World? Isn't that the reboot of jurrasic park with the hot comedy man?
Comedians shouldn't be attractive.


Yeah, really if anyone wanted to, they could come up to me, bully me for about a minute, and I would suck their dick.

ill bet lol...

wow nights like this is a disappointment to freestyle

no im just bustin your jewels friend. how's the family?

yes, its a reboot. good in its own right if you like big scary dinosaurs eating dudes and shit

welll im single if that tells you anything lol

You sound like a shitty lock.

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