WebM Thread: Badonkadonk edition

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WHY WAS THERE NOT A TREAD ABOUT THIS
GOD DAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO FIGGURE OUT HOW TO BUY GAMES ON STEAM WHILE USING THAT FEATURE THAT LETS YOU HIDE THE PURCHASE.
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE POSTING NUDE MODS ON THE GOD DAMN STEAM FORUMS.

there was several threads, each and one of them got bumplocked by the fat piece of shit kike we have as BO and shitposted to 300 replies by his goons because apparently this game is "shilling", but DOA3 threads are OK, criminal garbage threads are OK, 4am threads are OK, Holla Forums threads are OK, pretty much everything that is AAA is OK, if its indie its not OK and you are a marketer for trying to have a discussion about it.

Who the fuck is this BO faggot?

I've seen him mentioned quite a few times in the last month or so

geez don't get so defensive about an early access game where you control a pair of boobs and huge ass

Also where are these mods?

I'll install them right now and take some lovely video for you anons

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it came out on monday nigger.

here's a picture of him

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A certain spic and wannabe jew.

Why are some many fags posting not vidya webms?

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game?

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It's Dead Rising

How new are you?

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VIDEO GAMES XD

Good job Ubisoft.

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steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/5/343787920122032183/

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Absolutely shit, mate. I don't know why you are shilling this hard.
Real robots have edges, fleshlord

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Once mods start injecting themselves into threads for "What is vidya and what is non-vidya" and "Shilling", you're heading down that dark path to 4chan's SJW mods

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What is the name of that game?

SirKicksAlot in Bootland

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Is this vanila JA or 1.13?

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I tried 1.13 but ist 2hard4me

I mean how im supposed to defeat 50 enemies with just 4 mercenaries?

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attack at night shoot some bullets in a light spot and hide in the shadows. The fukers will don`t move from the light spot and you can practice shooting without worries

Wew, I made that webm months ago for a JA2 thread, didn't think I'd ever see it again.

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At the beggining of the game prioritize night ops (basic grunts have terrible vision and no night googles) so you can make the best use of your gear which is probably just pistols and maybe a few SMGs.
For the Drassen Counterattack hunkering down in a building is a viable strategy altough it might feel like cheesing it to some people (pic related). I agree that Drassen isn't easy when you're beggining.

Thanks for the tips
Maybe ill reinstall it and try again

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you got a download link anywhere friend? I wanna give this shit a go.

ja2v113.pbworks.com/w/page/4218339/FrontPage

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thanks m8 I wish I had something to give you but I just formatted and didn't save my images folder

It's kinda scary how much stuff Deus Ex called.

It was just packed with "popular" late '90 conspiracy theories, its not like writers of Dude sex came up with this themselves

Well then it's kinda scary how much of that shit is starting to come true.

Dragon's Tooth sword best weapon, new Deus Ex games a shit for not having proper melee attacks and no Dragon's Tooth.

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So you just need to throw a shitty babby's first poser model with big tits into a shit game and people like OP will eat it up? No wonder games are shit.

Games will be shit no matter what, may as well throw eye candy on them.

More like eye cancer

wait a sec m80 I don't think is the full game but just the mod, thanks for that link because I'll need but what I was asking for was a link to the full game.

Speaking of eye cancer.
anita pls go

Small cute titts > gigantic unrealistic fat titts

It's okay if you want to fug boys, lots of people here do.

You must be either american or nigger or both if fat arouses you

This movie had no right to be as cool as it turned out to be.

Neither, boy lover.

scooby doo got fucking weird

this is my ideal body type on a grill

inb4 mr skeletal

Titts are not big enough to feed offspring

Would_not_impregnate/10

Where's the penis?

She looks like a fucking tranny, only without a dick

That's what low T faggots like.

Im glad we like different things.

I will take the young slim girls you can take the fatties.
Everyone is happy. Right?

Son, Haydee is curves

If there is fat on that woman its minimal

Shall we post images of "Fat" women so you understand the difference?

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You call your How to make a WebM creator a shill son?

I call this faggot that's posts haydee everywhere a shill, yes.

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Fine but if you do I will post pictures of proper skeletal annorexic women to show you what that is like. (its really not pretty)

Your reddit-tier reactions only make my dick harder.

what is a haydee?

why would you fucking post that

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Nigga dats fat bro
She got curves, but she fat too
How she got tits n thighs if she aint got no fat bro?

that "robot" in the OP. a handful of shiills keep pushing it with "OMG THICC", while brushing off anyone that doesn't like shit-tier designs as either SJW or Holla Forums depending on their reasons. Nevermind the fact that the game has as bare bones as a skyrim mod, or that for the price of the game I could just pick up tomb raider for superior exploration or platforming. The only thing this game has going for it is that it appeals to niggers.

nigga you gay

It's got all the right things that expand my dong so it's good enough in my book.

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I didnt even look at OPs pics.

My god that is grotesque.
Why design a robot with a thyroid problem? That makes no sense.

WE'RE DRIFTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE INTO "THERE IS NO WOMEN IN THE WORLD THAT LOOK LIKE SORCERESS" AREA'S

But the game is actually supposed to be good aswell. Do you hate Quiet too?

Just mod some skyrim. It's free and you can add some straight-up sex mods to it.

The thing is I like sexy robots. My main beef is the aggressive way they're pushing this strictly below average game, and the design choices. It's not even a major change that's needed since robots like drossel have thick thighs (in her charming body, at least.)

just fucking make it look like an actual robot, and stop pushing it like it's the second undertale or something. It's not hard.

If it aint muscle its fat

Gamergate attracted kotaku audience.

Also I know guyver's not a robot. I was going on a rant about biomechanical things but deleted it without bothering to delete the accompanying webm.

Look you could at least try to hide your latent homosexuality.

Turn off the drassen counter-attack in the config files

Why does it have to be fat?

Looks like you're peddling your insecurities lady from your own flat ass

>>>/clang/
You know I like you folks, but I also like my thick. I'm not going to actually go buy the game or even look it up. But hell, that is one sexy ass thighs monster tit thing.

OH MY GOD SO FAT 0/10 IT MADE ME SO GAY I ENROLLED INTO SAN FRANCISCO UNIVERSITY

TEN

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GOOGLE

SEARCH

to be honest her tits aren't big enough

That robot may be full on tits and ass, but the game's empty as fuck.

did you play it?

I seriously can't believe the thread is full of people triggered over vidya curves

She needs to be thicker

Oh i'm very aware of that board

I don't like bad vidya

Fucking fat fetishist

I'm more triggered by shitty games, the niggerlegs titmonster would be fine if the game she was in was entertaining.

Im triggered over shit taste and horrible model of the robot

It's honestly pretty silly

I came to this forum to be silly.

Ironically it is you that have the shit taste.

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I missed it, what happened?

control + f nigga

thats neo-neo/v/ for you.

sexy woman in games are bad, we are now literally tumblr

Shills are bad. And people just don't like fatasses.

It woulnt be a problem if it was actually a sexy lady, not a robot modeled after obese nigger

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TAKE IT AWAY HONOKA

Posting about the same game over and over again isn't okay just because it contains thicc robot booty.

tfw no cyborg musclegirl

What is this reddit nigger crap user?

Sexy women are okay in videogames if said videogames are actually good. Haydee isn't.

It was a gif of some bitch intentionally giving herself a prolapse with a coke bottle.

have you played it?

Don't you belong on #realwomenhavecurves or some shit?

no thigh gap, no collar bones, no ribs, might as well kill her now because she has diabetes

I'm sure if Darkstalkers would come back all these faggots would complain at that too.

So, how's the game?

Don't you belong on /cuteboys/?

its a better game than most of the garbage posted around here at least.

probably because people keep trying to have ONE thread to discuss it without shitposting and mark getting triggered, but they can't. even the first thread about the demo was shitposted to death. more proof that mark is just moot in disguise, he can rule the board wrong and turn it into Holla Forums but no one can say a thing because hes Jims lapdog and won't get removed from his position from doing a shit job.

damn I want to see that

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You get the bettus from never fucking moving and eating raw sugar

I'm a humongous fatass and I still manage to do an hour of walking and 30 minutes of weights a day and I'm almost 40, no beetus in sight

Incredibly fun but I just started so its bordering on extremely frustrating because its world is in 3D and not a static 2D map you will constantly go in the wrong direction and be unable to complete a room because the designer has area's extremely intertwined with themselves

So right now its more trial and error of going somewhere, getting stuck, then going back and trying a different path till you get the tool or item needed to unlock a new section, then have to backtrack again

I find it quiet fun but I generally like puzzle games

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That's not saying much.
I wish devs like these would first focus on making an entertaining game worth spending money on and then add the sex appeal, so you get a better deal than just staring at ass while walking through corridors.

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It's basically tomb raider minus what made tomb raider good, with the aestetic ripped from portal.

When they said they'd make a "serious" thread, it was just a haydee picture with "Did you THICC it?" as the opening text. Nobody talks about the actual gameplay because there is none. I mean look at the haydee webms posted in this thread and their outstanding lack of anything worth playing.

………but that's what he did………

You taking crazy pills son? He added the hyper curvy lady after he made the game for the simple fact he wanted a hyper sexed up robit be the played character

All haydee threads get derailed by shitposters so no talk about gameplay can be done.
There is a need for hasher moderation since talking about vidja is getting really hard here.

You should make another thread and explicitly state that no shitposting is allowed. Don't let Mark keep you down.

I think you went full retard son, there's no gameplay shown because I made the videos and just ran in fucking circles

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I think you missed the part where I said "fun game", not just "game".

it's a good game but not for casuals.

I does have authentic Russian difficulty.

That's never stopped discussion before. I mean if overcuck threads can keep going with as much shitposts as they get, there's really no excuse.

Then post some gameplay webms.

Not really have you seen the threads?
It's 60% random idiots talking about niggers , but no really anything related to the game at all.

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I still don't believe that; if haydee had something worth talking about then it shouldn't be hard to just talk about that instead. I mean unless there's been significant gameplay changes since the alpha then I'm not seeing a lot of promise there. It's just too full of nothing; like an airheaded bimbo. I mean sure the tits are nice, and she can suck a golf ball through a length of hose but after a few minutes you get sick of the all encompassing nothing between her ears.

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Why though? Shit's too low poly to be attractive, and the fact that the game has the unpolished look and feel of a horrible Uniti game.
And let's not forget that this is about as lewd as the mags I used to bust to as a 12 year old.

Either you're Amish, a contrarian or some huge faggot that likes softcore normalfag bs. Either way you need to go back.

Ironic choice of webm.

You call barely two sentences "talking"?

Just post a gameplay webm if you want people to like it.

TIME

COMPRESSION

KEK

Closer inspection with the nude mod (mod that ports models from the demo) reveals that the character is indeed a little chubby. Her face is ugly, too. i don't get where the nigger part is coming from, though. If anything, her skin is just a bit tanned.

I hate CS:GOY, but I find the webm funny, I'm sorry user

It's not often a nude mod makes literally everything worse.

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No it just reveals that neither the original game modellers or the nude mod modellers know how to model and have never seen a nude woman before

That is a lot of projection, user.

You right it's not often, it's every time.

That goes well beyond a tan, user. At least any tan I've ever seen.

goddamn flag

Looks like a gyaru with a somewhat mannish face and nigger lips. Also there's something wrong with her proportions, especially in the 3rd pic.

looks like some plastic surgery addicted novela actress or a latina tranny

People keep using that word to describe curvy

Despite what people think "Thin" does not involve having a concave stomach

Chubby implies she has visible fat but not a lot on her

She has broad hips and shoulders and a full ribcage, you know, the filling out a woman develops by their mid 30's through early 40's

Stop looking at barely 18 porn stars and look at porn stars in their 40's sometime

Pet autist is right this time actually, there is some blatant newfaggotry and shilling going on today. Guess it's Saturday

Looks awful

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Do I have to post my giant tits porn webm's to make you look like a retard or will you just admit you're one now?

The only giant hips you've posted were from haydee, so yes it's reasonable to call you a shill.

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You don't have any.
Prove me wrong.

Or maybe, just, just MAYBE your small brain could go "Hey, he's posting these webm's of curvy bot doing motions" and think nothing more of it than that

Instead you went full conspiracy theory "Shill" territory

I don't see anything other than haydee mcshill

Going to call yourself a retard yet son?

THAT'S NOT REAL POIRN
POST REAL PORN

Dobson? Is that you?

Tinfoil hat is supposed to be on your head, not covering your face

leave ta alone you faggot
I'll kill you

Stop embarrassing yourself mate

Please, we've been over this before

The thing is, it's looking at recent events.
PURE COINCIDENCE, I'm sure.

I've been busy cleaning up old TiffanyTowers videos, once I'm done removing all their old VHS noise I'll make WebM's of them

All the huge breasted/hips pornstars were in the early 90's so most of the videos are VHS rips you have to clean up, like that Wendy Whoppers one

Worst thing is, some of them are actually doing it for free

This. I can't fathom someone posting a couple webms of video game related tits and ass with jiggle physics on Holla Forums of all places. Such a thing is unthinkable.

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Oh yeah, it's easy to dismiss when you take away all the details like that. So why haydee, of all things? Why not a good game instead?

Your enter key is playing up again.

We've had them all week negro, to the point where it can be considered without a doubt shilling. That some anons have shit taste in both women and games is something else entirely

Nice perception, I actually missed that this time. That explains most of this

I can't wait for every video of Gun Gal that gets posted of a woman moaning in pleasure grasping themselves to be called "Shills"

Oh wait, that's not a shit game right?

The exposed skin ruins it tbh

Because it's new and oc? Webm threads get filled with the same shit month after month it's not all that surprising some guy into le thicc meme would post a couple webms of it.

it's a rail shooter. they're already pretty simple. Haydee is supposed to be an exploration and puzzle game with a surprising lack of either. But hey! At least you didn't make the mistake of comparing it to a longstanding series like DOA this time.

I'm seriously trying to understand whats going on here

People losing their shit about Haydee curves bot, yet asked me to make these webm's in the past

Look at this simple minded shill. If they shill it as hard as you people have been shilling haydee then yes, they will be called shills

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A bunch of furry faggots find their way here every once in a while

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I posted 10 short clips and the thread lost its mind

I posted those same 10 clips two days ago and nobody gave a fuck

Man, it's almost like those are two entirely different things or something.

Who are you quoting

The game's fucking shit and uninteresting, user.
Nobody wants shit smeared in their face no matter if there's big tits and ass in it.
And this thing's been shilled on here, empty as it was and still is, since before it came out.

It wasn't as noticeable then, especially since we had other things to look at such as generic image user. Now that it's Saturday and people are actually falling for your shilling it's become more apparent

Enjoy your ban, redditfag

Shills must have done a shitty job then, I only heard about the game the same day I bought it

And I heard it from the GG posters on Twitter in one of their daily "Check out the tits on these anime chicks" flood posts

i made it in /svidya/, because moderation there isn't fucking garbage.

seriously fuck this board, its been infected by Holla Forums shitposters, redditors, and tumblrinas, and the only reason its still the most browsed is because of the legacy name

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Either you're a lying shill or you are a hopeless retard doing it for free. Either way, it's been shilled to hell and back this week (and before), so of course we won't have more of your shit

Yeah I'm fucking confused, everyone's lost their mind today

Pure coincidence, right?

Yeah no, that isn't true in the slightest. Especially the robot part.

Man, is this thread ever full of retards then

Please kill yourself, redditfag

Jesus fuck man you actually bought it? 20 minutes of jiggly tits and ass isn't worth $15.

you can't be serious

He has 44 posts of autism. He's probably serious.

There's four things wrong with Monroe.

1) She's retired.
2) She got a tit job.
3) She's russian, so she's fucking dirty in a bad way.
4) She fucks a russian who could be described as being a 'progressive.'

If you do it continuously then yes, you are

what the fuck the goobers have to do with your haydee shilling?

See, that's the point of Holla Forums. If you don't like a board make your own
Now you can post as much Haydee you want and keep it all there

Look at the rest of his posts and see for yourself

oh boy

-you

it took me 20 hours to beat it, 24 actually but im substracting 4 hours because i was stuck at stupid things for a long time and took my time exploring every room in case i missed anything

do i really have to explain why this logic is faulty? im pretty sure you're smart enough to figure it on your own.

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I am, either I've been spared him or I didn't notice him

Holla Forums threads for ages were shitting up by "Old man sits in field" and "Fat Albert Nigger & Rudolph weird porn" fag and that's all I ever really noticed here in webm threads

Mind you I'm only ever in the webm threads and I rarely venture out of them so that's probably why I don't know about him that much

No because it isn't faulty. It's the entire point of this website.

Are you seriously implying that overccuk doesn't get shat on constantly?

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And now webm threads are being shit up by you.
This explains why webm threads are garbage piles of off topic reddit shit and reposts.

Actually I watched some gameplay on youtube and it looked like a fun platformer metroidvania like game so I bought it

Its a group of GG people on twitter who two or three times a day post nothing but giant tits/hips stuff

I didn't read your post, but that .webm made me spill my ramen.

It's not even a platformer or a "metroidvania"
Holy fucking shit

Yeah no
It's what this site is about, if you are annoyed by something you can make another board and try to attract more faggots that are like you

Oh boy, this is some advanced faggotry right here

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I'm not going to in your garbage thread. Maybe try making a non-cancer thread.

if the moderation and content is this bad as you are saying then I predict loads of people will flock to your less authoritarian board. Unless you don't like the idea of starting from the bottom and want to have a fully thriving board from the get go, then I my advise is to be a little more humble

No user, I'm pretty sure I'm picking up items/tools and them using them in other area's to collect more items and tools to open more area's

But nah. Not a metroidvania

You're right, that isn't, since you described a bunch of fucking video game of multiple genres.

You gotta be fucking kidding me

Wait, hold the fucking phone

You actually took time out of your day to come into this thread to get mad and lose your shit over a Haydee webm in the title?

You are that fucking salty?

Holy fuck and you're calling me pathetic?

make it stop

So you are indeed coming from reddit or somewhere similar.

I mean, you are the guy who spent money on a shitty game just because he saw a pair of tits.

No I took time out of my day to laugh at you and your 49 posts of autism.

Is that what's going on? A bunch of user's buttmad about Haydee saw the webm in the title and lost their shit?

Holy fuck

because 8ch.net/b/idya hasn't been about videogames for at least 6 months now

okay, here i go:

People will always go to the popular board because of the already existing traffic, if you make your own board, even with 100x times better moderation, theres a 99% chance it will end up like the other thousands of dead boards.

Mark pretty much started with a "thriving" board because of the GG incident and because he took the legacy name. But that didn't safeguard the board from becoming as corrupt and shitty as 2011's 4chan

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You are a massive Faggot and a very good reason webm threads need to be nuked from Holla Forums. They should've been on Holla Forums and stayed there, not start on Holla Forums, then spread to Holla Forums and stay on both boards.

You know there's IDs for this board, right?

Wait, you trying to samefag? Oh this keeps getting better and better

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Funny how you know who he is, but don't know who I am

So are you new or am I new?

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No I'm well aware its multiple people

The fact they're all buttmads just dawned on me though with here

Help me, my sides

Nobody cares

And he does it for free.

Can you even read english?

So they were all right, the Haydee shitters are all dumb newfags.

Even better

But he implies I should know who you are, yet he doesn't know who I am

I've never run across him, I only keep hearing him being mentioned from time to time

And I found out BO had it in for Haydee through and that was the very first time I found out that Haydee is being shilled on the board

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I dunno are you Shilling King of the Hill?

Nobody cares
Newfag

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because god forbid an user doesn't know the local e-celebrity right?

e-peens are more important than videogames.

No, but I definitely can read what anons post, unlike yourself.

Oh man but I post nothing but reposts of old content

Despite the first 15 webm's I made in the last two days

Oh man, all those reposts of old content yo

FTFY

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m8 you didn't even know what a board owner was. You expect us to believe you knew what IDs were?

Fuck off, retarded newfag autist.

Yes, you get the premise of why it's funny. Pat yourself on the back.

Haydee isn't a video game, it's a walking simulator

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Congrats, you finally told me who BO is

You fucktards could have said "Mark" an hour or two ago

No wonder all of you are so fucking confused

and you could have actually lurked moar, faggot

How do you not know that BO = board owner?
I mean clearly you're just a newfag

Cause literally every other time in Holla Forums's history anybody has ever talked about any of the Holla Forums staff they've been called a mod or their actual name like Mark/Josh etc

You're an idiot.

That isn't true in the slightest. And we don't have moderators here. Only board volunteers.

nice logic

no

Oh man you're a special kind of retard aren't ya?

All of those video games actually have gameplay, Haydee doesn't.

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You sure you're using that meme right autismo?

user, you're going after the wrong guy if you're going to get autistic over post counts. Also hint: it's not the post count that matters, it's the amount of that post count that's cancer.

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No, Haydee is a game from the couple of hours I played after "acquiring" it; a platformer, mainly. Now whether or not it's a good game is a different story. It doesn't have a restart button when you die, nor does it do it automatically, so I guess that's a mark off it already.

You're a massive faggot and need to be banned like the shill you are so that you can go back to reddit.

Christ, I guess Holla Forums I'm going to have to treat like twitter and stay the fuck away from it during the weekends till the retards go back to school for the week

There is a special flood of retards going on here and its actually amazing

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it don't matter, this board is Holla Forums anyway

whats your favorite soda Holla Forums?

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I made the mistake of coming here on Saturday and I found you, guess you aren't wrong on that regard

user, if you're that upset maybe you should try a board more fitting for your kind

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What in hell's name is it with this place that attacts this kind of reckless faggotry?

Things weren't this bad even back on 4chan Holla Forums circa 2005

nah fam, with marks cuck goons shitposting every legit vidya thread, this board is like this all 7 days of the week

but Holla Forums is the closest thing to Holla Forums, its more Holla Forums than Holla Forums itself

Tinfoil hat goons shitposting in the threads

According to its with Mark's approval

the only retard here is you and your buttbudy

It's Saturday, so shills and goons have more free time to shill their shit for free

Totally man, Mark pays me in ice cream cake.

user you're the cuck goon.

No you do it for free

That's how this works right? If you post and are not paid for it you do it for free and are pathetic

Right?

So you're saying you're more of a Holla Forums user than anything else then?

If you actually were as old as you claimed to be you'd already know the gig

you should know that if a game isn't nintendo or pedoshit it's gonna get shitposted. Holla Forums isn't for talking about games, it's about hating them

Just one really persistent shill.

Yeah OP proves it by admitting he's been ruining video game webm threads by spamming off topic cancer in it for months, since he hates video games.

You're not wrong. And what better games to hate than games that are actually shit

Yet I'm the one being accused of not reading in this thread

Funny that

nah, im saying this board is Holla Forums, because when you try to talk about something Holla Forums, you get your thread bumplocked and mark sends his IRC goons after you.

all the meanwhile people defend him using the board as his own personal emotional tampon and camwhoring himself out.

if camwhoring and personality cults aren't Holla Forums, i dont know what is

No he pays me in ice cream cake, are you actually incapable of reading?

So, what were you actually trying to talk about that got yourself bumplocked by the oh so evil jew

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Someone post the pirate version so we can figure out if this game is shit or not.

user how hard is it to admit you're an offtopic redditfag shitposter?

We've already been over this shill

You know that video is bullshit, if he tried that in the levels that are not at the exact beginning of the game, he'll die pretty quickly. Specially when the big guys, the shields and the shock stick guys come in.

To be honest, that Haydee thread from the other day was started in the wrong way and only caused it to be filled with shitposters and "THICC" retards.
So it's a good thing that it was bumplocked since there was no actual discussion going on.

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How hard is it to post a webm?

Yes I was in those threads: they were garbage.

user I've already told you this: I'm not posting my good quality webms in your garbage dump. Do you put a well cooked steak in the trash?

I remember that thread. It had a haydee picture and the only text in the post was "Did you thicc it yet?".

Also this was the third haydee thread with thicc in the OP with nothing else and I STILL haven't seen a haydee thread start with anything else. How hard is it to talk about gameplay?

So, it was only about haydee? Mark bumplocked your haydee thread and now you're throwing a fit saying all this board is goons and all vidya threads are bumplocked.
On a side note, didn't think Mark had an ounce of taste left in him, I'm surprised

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Meanwhile every overwatch thread is nothing but talking about Widowmaker or Tracers booty

Y-yes… the big guys hit pretty hard and block all your moves if they're not stunned.

I just finished encoding a haydee webm with gameplay but this thread is past the bump limit so I'll wait for the next one

If I pulled that eyepatch off would he die?

I wouldn't know, I don't enter those threads. And even then, Overwatch is a containment general. We have asked the jew to purge it from the catalog, but he refuses to listen

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Why do you need the thread to be bumped in order to post a webm? Don't you know you can't make another webm thread until this thread either hits 700 posts or page 13?

Containment threads don't exist on 8ch, newfag.

SAYS THE MAN WHO HAS YET TO POST ONE

N-no… but he's p-probably… missing an eye…

it's always just one , but they slowly add up

see

Oh yeah Holla Forums has a real board space problem with threads

Meanwhile page 10+ is filled with nothing but 10+ post threads going nowhere

Absolutely no room on Holla Forums to talk about one game at a time

Shit I'm running late now, gotta catch that train

He probably doesn't know

I forgot you were one of those fags

Are you a fucking retard or what?

How isn't it true? 8ch's entire structure means "containment" anythings can't exist here. This isn't 4chan.

A mostly text post webm thread

Holla Forums is due for a good dose of chemo

Yeah I hope that removes empty shit games like Haydee as well

You do realize that people can still tell it's you right?

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I was on halfchan since like 2009 before exoddus here and I never heard the term BO

Don't be so hard on yourself

How would we know they were good?

Nobody posts WebM's of them

GEE, I WONDER WHY

Well that's probably because the term board owner wasn't applicable to a place where one person owned the entire site. But you'd have to be fresh off of the proverbial turnip truck to have not at least heard of a board owner once since coming here.

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I said shit games, ya dip.

The guy seems to reply when you talk to him, so why not just ignore it and the thread won't get derailed? the game doesn't look like it is worth 15 dollars. At most I'd pay for it is 5 and I'm not likely to even do that. Probably will just never play it.

Nice one, cakeboy.

user, Mr. (72) is the one derailing the thread.

with the replies well past the bump limit, it's much too late for that, user. If Mr.(70) and counting wasn't shilling, then he sure as hell was baiting.

Honestly thicc does need to die. It's a stupid term that ruins discussion and taste.

He replies to people who replied to him, it happened in the other thread as well. Cut off the autist from his source of discussion and he should stop talking about it. Though you are right it is a little late for that.

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Its more along the lines of sheep who can't think for themselves and since Mark their lord and Master said in another thread "Haydee is being shilled" they now think any discussion/posting of it is shilling

Oh well, at least they're not feminists with that blind follow the leader mindset

I don't give a shit about Mark, it's clear to anybody with a brain you're shilling it.

I thought it was shilling way before mark. Stop being mad that your waifu is in a shit game

You're right

I should go play Persona 5, because that's a quality game right there

What does Persona 5 have to do with anything? Why are you even bringing it up?

The game's shilling started before it was released and before Mark sperged out at the thread the other day. You really need to stop with these boogeymen.

Nothing. It's an ad hom.

I'm sorry, you were talking about Boogeymen?

It's not even ad hominem

Nah. I came here in 2014 (as I said in my fucking post, during the Exoddus), just like most other people, and I still never heard the term BO on Holla Forums.

I never said you were a shill, I just said that Haydee is a shit empty game, you fucking retard.

sure buddy

You responded to my post where I said that after Mark declared "Haydee is being shilled" now a bunch of user's assume without reasoning that anything involving Haydee is shilling

You then said I needed to stop with the boogeymen concept that a bunch of user's were not looking to blindly follow whatever mark said

Except by the mostly text posts of this webm thread which proves its not the webm regulars here but a bunch of random anons who saw the lead haydee webm of the thread and since mark said the game was being shilled the only reason they are here is to yell "SHILL!" and they have no desire to be in the webm thread otherwise

You said I'm looking for boogeymen, except its all these non-webm posting user's who are looking for Haydee shill boogeymen

Now did I miss something or did you want me to explain it out again?

Ditto, today is the first time I've ever heard of the term either

Like i said everyone either called them mods or referred to them by their actual names

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What I meant is that supposed shill threads for Haydee were made way before Mark got angry, and in every single one of those threads you'd see anons reacting much like in this thread, because there was no discussion at all about the contents of the game aside from tits and ass, and there was always one user (most of the times the OP) who had the most posts out of everyone in which he was defending this empty shit by using his own boogeymen.
So anons aren't complaining about the game because Mark doesn't like it, it's because we're sick and tired of this empty shit being posted everywhere for no reason other than "muh tits".

You used the boogeymen analogy in that there was not a group of user's looking to call people shills, when in reality its a group of user's looking for boogeymen because they now think anybody who posts anything about Haydee is shills

You called me a boogeymen, when in reality its a bunch of random anons looking for boogeymen

You used the proper word but you used it its terms to mean the opposite of what was happening

Retard

I mean, did nobody ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe it was not shills but just a bunch of anons going "HOLY HANNA THAT BOT?"

But nah, ALL Haydee posts are shills, because Mark said so

Right retard?

Or the fact there's a bunch of threads in the catalog right now going "MAH WAIFU" and "THIS X GAME CHARACTER IS HOT" nobody is having a problem with

But its just Haydee being shilled

Right retard?

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Again you didn't get what I meant. I'm just correcting you on the fact that you think that all these anons crying shill do so because Mark doesn't like Haydee.
And I didn't call you a boogeyman, I have no idea where you got that.
AND I never said Haydee is the only thing being shilled on Holla Forums and I've never said Haydee threads are the only shit threads, I've only ever called the game an empty piece of shit, stop pulling crap out of your ass. You're talking to the wrong user if you want to argue wether you're a shill or not.
You really have shit reading comprehension.

Except I posted these WebM's two days ago and everyone had no problem with it

Mark has a problem with it last night, boom, now anything involving the game is shilling

I did, because you're a faggot

All the other Haydee threads I've been in, almost everyone had this same exact reaction against the OP.
Do you really want to argue against those threads having been a thing when you said you only visit webm threads?

It says (81) for me. he must have deleted some posts

He made posts after I posted that post, user.

Yeah what's with that, faggot?

That's because his post count went up since then.

Get ready to fucking cry from feels while you realize the unsung genius and technical prowess of the band Big Star

yeah I'm seeing them now. nothing updated until i posted

Except anons outside of webm threads are now coming in here just to yell "Shill!" just because the sole fact Mark said or assumed it was being shilled

user's in the WebM threads here liked the videos, because (I'm assuming) they also were not venturing outside of this thread

And considering this WebM thread is mostly text posts and no videos posted, logically I am more correct a bunch of salty buttmad anons who never go into webm threads got their knickers in a twist and now if they see anything Haydee they lose their shit and its the sole reason they are here

user you dumb fuck, the game was being shilled outside of webm threads before Mark sperged out about the shilling and anons called it out. You're a fucking retard who can't read.

Kill yourself.

That's four overdubbed acoustic guitars btw. Part of why the sound is so goddamn rich on them is that a couple are doubling parts and playing flourishes over the other ones. This track does the same thing except it's at least four, maybe more. Two electrics and two acoustic.

Quite frankly it's some of the best sound engineering and production of the 70's.

No they saw Haydee in the OP, so they came in this thread to tell you to fuck off with that shit.
Maybe next time don't put her fat nigger ass in the OP and you wont get anons who "come in here just to yell shill", if that's what you're upset about.
Be a little smart about it next time and you'll have a mostly smooth going webm thread.

oh my god fucking kill yourself you batshit insane schizo

As an example, just to add onto this, if you put some widely disliked game in the OP, some anons would come in the thread just to complain about said game.

15 posts

Only two WebMs

Way to prove me correct

Thanks for almost literally repeating what I said and proving my point for me further

I think I figured out who OP reminds me of

Holy fucking shit you're a goddamn retard.
You said
They did NOT come in here because Mark said that he didn't like the game, they came in here because they themselves don't like the fucking uninteresting and empty game.
If you don't want to be called out for liking shit empty games, then don't put them in the fucking OP.
Jesus fucking Christ you're retarded, learn to read.

Game inside of this WebM thread was very well liked

A bunch of salty buttmads normally outside of these threads the only sole reason they are here is just to yell "SHILL", and the only reason they're doing that is cause Mark said so

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You have a severe case of the stupids and I really am tired of repeating myself, so I'm going to play some Overwatch

Man, I don't know what to say anymore, really. I explained to you multiple times that Mark isn't the reason people don't like your shitty game.
If you're not baiting me at this point, then you actually have severe brain damage. Please off yourself.

this shit writes itself

Yep there's no way this isn't bait. Fantastic.

what the fuck

Whats shocking?

That I rarely venture out of webm threads?

Rarely does not mean "Never"

I hope OP was just pretending to be a retard, because there's no way a human being this dumb could function on its own.

ok but why do you talk shit about overwatch threads if you rarely go there

Am I wrong in that the bulk of overwatch threads is talking about how hot characters are?

I go into one every once in awhile to see if there is any discussion about current game balance, two days ago I was there to take a personal consensus on everyone's opinion on Mei's buffs

I mean what alternative should I go for discussion of Overwatch, Reddit where almost every opinion on any game is wrong?

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IHBT IHL HAND

The best feature in that whole game.
especially now that the devs ruined itmore than they already did before, that is.

How'd they fuck it up this time?

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story

Haydee mods where.

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You're a moron, that's not even close to low poly. You clearly have no idea what a polygon is in game modeling.

What you mean is simple texture

Pic related is low poly

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posting vaporwave

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Completely agree. The "cover art" is infinitely better.

Does anyone know what the actual song he's playing is? I'm sure I've heard it somewhere and it's driving me mad.

It's a song called Funiculi, Funicula

Thank you so much, I remember one server in SS13 used to play a distorted version of it whenever the admins did something spooky and not even the admins could remember where it came from.

it's literally about an elevator in italy.

I don't give a fuck what it's about I just wanted to know the source.

As gay as that sounds, its a first, I'll say that much.

top zoz

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That's pretty spicy, hadn't seen it before.

This is pure art.

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I don't feel like converting it right now.

Nice.
I have a lot of older vidya webms. I'll post a few.

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Bunch of DayZ webms

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Wew, that was some lively bait right there. A shame we are nearing the next thread, missed the quiet bumplock posting

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Alright, one more for the road.

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Well, I'd be lying if I didn't find you being quiet after the ungodly shitstorm that happened up there a bit unsettling senpai

what happened? I came in late to the thread.

Some autist decided to start shilling the new haydee game. We called him out on it. Actually shilling or not, his responses showed how much of a newfag and a retard he was, so everyone but a goon went to town on him, even our pet autist joined the fray against him. I had to leave in the middle of it though, but I had my anger and laughs. It did bumplock this thread even sooner than last time with generic image user, sadly. You missed quite the show senpai

Yeah I had something important to do in the morning so I missed it, oh well.

It happens. Nevertheless, how was your day senpai?

My day went well,not that much problems besides being stressed. but other than that pretty normal. also we page 13 new thread

Aight. I won't make it though, see you there when it starts

I started it already

Here we go then, bye senpai

buh bye

Lmao at him spamming crouch light kick to get a single hit in

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I remember that. Major cringe.