Johnny Depp is a liberal hollywood celebrity that has lived a life of godless degeneracy. As can be expected, his career began to slow down with age, and he began to lose his relevance. In response, he marries a bisexual slut and does a string of terrible projects, like Transcendence and Tusk. But the lowest point of Depp's midlife crisis was when he stooped to do a Funny or Die skit that serves no purpose but to insult and defame Donald Trump. While Depp and Will Ferrell probably thought it was all fun and games, they had no idea that they had placed themselves in the path of an intense memetic warfare. Insulting TGEoM the way that Depp did is comparable to the denial of the Holy Ghost in Christianity. And not a month later, what happens to Johnny Depp? This is a judgement from Kek. Blaspheme what is clearly his will and you will be cast into the JUST league. It almost sounds like a cautionary tale from the bible.
Not sure if it’s a legit curse or God just hates lefties
Isaiah Young
What's the difference?
Ryan Robinson
inb4 the pedo ice cream bot.
Kayden Davis
I don't know if the guy spamming realises it yet, but he has been cursed as well
Hunter Johnson
what the fuck is it doing
Joseph Cook
He's spamming FBI searchwords.
Jack Johnson
Why?
Angel Butler
Whoever's updating the list add this one, who's likely getting the death penalty as per Saudi Arabia laws. archive.is/jEQ0V
Adam Thompson
Praise kek and shadilay brothers! Look around and give praise to mighty Kek who has given us such wonders. Its almost as if a chaotic trickster like God is bringing a new dawn. See our enemies smote before us. See them run and flee from our meme magicks! Shadilay!
Zachary Rogers
He is a corrupt prince, I think it's safe to say he will get away with a lighter punishment. Anyway Kek was late with this one.
Kevin Roberts
Everything with due diligence, my green friend. Everything…
Juan Richardson
Donald has a way with things
Luke Cruz
Those fucken balls man. A+. Whispers in King Camelfucker's ear, next thing King Camelfucker's arresting his own family, THEN "That fucken contract, mang". We've hit orbit with sheer force of smug chaps.
Michael Scott
Johnny should have stayed in prison and get raped by a pack of wild niggers with no protection from the whites because he's a race traitor.
Easton Bennett
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Charles Gonzalez
LMFAO
Easton Perez
Kek's curse is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.
Matthew Brown
Not that I doubt Kek's ways though. I rest easily as his retaliation definitely comes to those who stand in his way.
Sebastian Murphy
All things come in due time.
Joshua Cooper
This. It is precisely timed. If you insult Trump you will get /justed/
I pitty the fools
Liam Cruz
This is the latest one I got, downloaded it on the 23rd of October. Does anyone have a later one?
Oliver Jenkins
To be frank, depp has lost a lot of things since River Phoenix.
Logan Phillips
Trump is not a National Socialist.
Nathan Martinez
This is what some actually believe.
Joshua Stewart
Btw, anyone have any theories for ol man river phoenix? Why did he suddenly ride the downward spiral? Is it connected to things like the hollywood ring?
Carter Anderson
He got wind the kikes were going to sacrifice him as a pedo.
Brandon Howard
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Zachary Bennett
Final cut, kindest cut.
Brody Perez
Archive it so they don't delete the article user. archive.fo/29yJ7
Asher Hernandez
Actually with the imminent succession crisis in Shitty Arabica being a corrupt prince might make you more likely to be killed.
Daniel Morgan
Noko
Isaiah Moore
FOOLISH HERETICS
Austin Ross
Not really on topic, but a nice example of our trustworthy (((media))).
Julian Wilson
>Not really on topic, but a nice example of our trustworthy (((media))). MEDIA PROCLAIMS HE IS KILLING THE FISH BY OVERFEEDING THEM I just cant even any more
Hory shit. I never connected the dots on that one, thanks user.
Alexander Ortiz
Am I hallucinating? That's you. Talking to you. Fuck. Did I take my meds today?
Robert White
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN? I JUST GOT MY MEDS LOWERED. I CAN'T BE HAVING THIS HAPPEN AGAIN.
Jordan Ramirez
I will say Depp's descent has been disappointing to me. In spite of his personal faults he was always a favorite actor of mine, played some excellent roles, as has Brad Pitt. That being said, there is no excuse for treasonous conduct.
Joseph Allen
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Grayson Green
(checked) is that you man?
Joseph Clark
>>>/gaschamber/
Lucas Brooks
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Kayden Reyes
Pretty much this. I enjoyed him in the first two Pirates movies before they got franchised to hell and back. It was a comfy setting.
Still, if it means the destruction of Pedowood and the jewish media cabal, he's a fine price to pay
Gavin Wright
Keith Olbermann's joke is pretty funny, but he ruined it with that butthurt hashtag.