Monster Thread

C'mon!

Thanks Mark

Eh, what the hell

Rolling

Rolle.

Also I'd like to thank the two anons that recommended me the monster game where you battle and devour lolis about a month ago. It was good shit

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What game?

Im so ronery

Sadly I don't remember it's name in english. I can give you what it says on the main folder though:
丸呑み

Oh boy let's get it started ==/monster/ FAGS ARE FURRIES IN DENIAL==

Like pottery

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Newfags
Can't
REDTEXT

I'm the kind of /monster/ who would play MGQ for the story alone. I wish someone had made a SFW version for the normalfags, to get them to admit it the narrative was better than anything Bioware.

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Yes
Nah, let's not go too far

It keeps happening.

It's a fun game. Have the mod or shit coming out for it soon as well.

Got a version where they're proper monsters?

And what do you have, Holla Forumsirgin?
Nepu nepu?

No

Slime pls tank u

You're gonna get different answers on that. A lot of deities fighting for worship around here

Too bad

Big Boss.

Do you want a lamia? Snake a shit

Oh, well.

Rolling.

>>>/a/

Slime girls are patrician.

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rolls

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Nice answer

I already got a Kappa user, if I took that Lamia I'd get twice the bullying

wew

>>>/monster/
must be dead if you niggers are here
you're not better than /a/ to begin with

liru for a bright hopeful future. although, nobody actually wants this so you dont ever see it. people are addicted to misery and disappointment

Only in death does duty end.

Hence why the only answer is Big Boss.

Plus Holla Forums is mostly gays so he already fits right in.

FOREVER EVER

Not even from there myself. Probably learned to appreciate them thanks to faggots like you

Yeah I think I found it.
dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ063983.html/?unique_op=af

This is it yeah? Any english patches for it? I can't find a single thing abut it anywhere but on dlsite, and I don't read moonrunes.

You must be of the jokings comrade, /monster/ gets more hits than /fit/ + /christian/ combined.

you buddies need more fairy posting

I don't think Big Boss is gay, but the average user would be gay for Big Boss.

Who says they can't? It's fantasy, ain't gotta explain shit.

Bingo. Yes, there is an English patch. I can try uploading it if you want. You could also ask the share thread for it

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Thats what I meant. You'll see far more anons who would rather 'Suck Big Boss's boipussy' than worship any other deity like Nepu or Link.

Hello boyim, care to buy some posting knowledge?

Please give me a qt

Big Quints for Big Cocks

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Daily reminder Hellwans are patrician tier.

AestheticssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nice Quads.

4 stars

You're pretty good.

I thought Holla Forumsirgins had Sarasvati.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidyā

bretty gud :D

That's bretty gud :D too

sure thing, why don't you go and stay there then

how difficult
guess this is Holla Forums now, an amalgamation of all boards but Holla Forums

It's a special place.

That'd be awesome, user, I really do need to learn how to read moon.

>>>Holla Forums

is the 3rd chapter worht playing? i am already getting sick of the "gameplay".

ＴＨＩＣＫＥＲ

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You will be steamrolling everything with Salamander + Daystar.

Notice that 3rd contains the worst abominations of the trilogy, so not really a good fap. But the finale is great, and the loli sidekick is introduced.

>>>/suicide/

hilarious

sneak

Maybe you could try talking about video games involving monster girls instead of refusing to talk about video games.

Then let's talk about video games, who here is ready for monster girl island? looks pretty good from the demo I played

Cute!

that'd be fine by me

how can you read my point and come to that conclusion?
never played, what would entice me starting it, unless it's a VN, which aren't video games

I'm liking it too. It's nice that the game's dev gives some info on /monster/ every now and then.

Who's the best girl and why is it snek?

I've been on Holla Forums for years, kind of hard to leave home now

Aight, see if it works for ya
mega.nz/#!CN4ixISR!i4nzHwT-d5NqfzY4aQHYkRCmZGYxjfW6uSO8HjRYaB8

it's not a VN
monstergirlisland.com/
give it a try, demo is alright

and get pissed on for saying this thread is not video games
gas yourself

you gotta keep your home clean or it will attract cockroaches and other filth

will do, thanks

But user, Monster Musume Online was horribly boring, and the best girls were Mashu and Nancy.

Rollan

Will give it a try, looks ok from the screenshots

Our home is already infested, and targeting the wrong people won't help

a nigger that counters with "UR SO MAD" when faced with reality has outed himself as a target in my book

We love fairies, user.

If the Hillary thing has shown me anything, our enemies are CTR, furries, and goons

Well, there isn't really another way to answer to your original post. Sending people to /board/ is not exactly welcoming discussion.

I'd agree. Though isn't CTR mostly targeting Holla Forums

If CTR can shitpost on one board, why not them all?

No, its pretty much the site as a whole, not just one board.

Especially when you consider vidya is still under assault from Clinton, kikes, & leftists in general

oh speaking of MG games

>>>/fs/5409

Fair enough, didn't think CTR was that hellbent on shitposting this site

Already got it the day after it released. It's a fun fap albeit incredibly short

you could always tell me to fuck of and show me how the thread is actually about video games, but a "NO U" shows me you have nothing to prove me wrong with

that's unfortunate timing, we already have more than enough garbage to take out even without those fuckers

Don't forget all those (paid) shills running around

Fairy qts are my ultimate weakness

go back to >>>Holla Forums

But isn't it common knowledge that MGQ is actually a thing, and there are also a bunch of vidya that feature monster girls? And if you're talking about thread content, place would be boring as fuck if it was regulated to ban everything not completely vidya. We all know how alternate Holla Forumss are doing

Oh man, you really underestimate their anger & hatred, especially with the 2016 US Election coming up.

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That was more enjoyable than I thought

I see hardly see posts about the game or its mechanics, story, gameplay what have you
all I see is waifus and jerking
I'm not for over moderation, but does this really have to be here?
all it does is give anyone who sees it in the catalog the "another fucking waifu thread" vibe

to be frank the game has been out for ages and discussed to death, in a game like MGQ waifu circlejerk is pretty much all that remains

combat gets pretty boring, the story is alright

Holla Forums is infested with socjus pretending to be anons ("every game is shit, save for my precious MOBA"), Ammit can and will make it better.

Does it happen frequently? if not then you are having an autistic knejerk reaction.

Also Holla Forums found out redditors and shills hate smug anime girls. You and a bunch of anons from 2010 Holla Forums were turned into the goons goyim, because they were undergoing HRT and wanted redditors who browse imageboards to fuck and worship them. They made 4chan homosexual and reddit lite.

You need to ease up, if a thread like this shows up again in a short amount of time then your reactions are valid, if not then you need to stop being the goy of factions who want to kill of Holla Forums.

Except it isn't filled with avatarfags and normalfaggotry. Those are the things you should be directing your boiling anger to, that and threads that are obviously bait and/or shit. Targeting small time comfy threads like this one is not going to make the board a better place, not by a long shot. If you really want to fight for Holla Forums you'd have to hit the most noticeable sources of cancer

Who is Ammit anyway? Couldn't be as bad as what we're getting I guess

Egyptian goddess of justice

Show me her chest and I'll see if I should recognize her as a deity

fucking pleb

In a sense, anyway. She was a demonic goddess who would carry out JUSTICE by eating the Ib, or spiritual heart, of a soul found unworthy of the afterlife. Or, if a heart would be too black for even her to eat, it might be thrown into the lake of fire.

Ammit is more about the ass.

the waifu circlejerking? yes, at least once a week with the waifu wednesday thread
this thread specifically? I wouldn't say it does
can't hate the smug

yet
the waifu threads started fairly innocent and now it's fucking cancer, just like what 4am is now, but I don't wanna digress the "topic" any more than I already have

found the goon

But user, none of those beings are compatible with my chromosomes, and as such cannot be impregnated by me, meaning I cannot couple with any of them and raise a happy family. The only pleb here appears to be yourself.

WHERE THE VIDYA AT

As much of a monsterfag I am, this thread deserves a bumplock

Still true to this day.

Nonono, its

Can't debug the smug

I would

By this logic we should just nuke 8/v/ because its just going to become canc

HERE CUMS THE VIDYA

Waifu threads have grown into what you see to day, thanks to Mark's inability to do shit. Even if you somehow were cutting the root before it sprouts you can't just ignore the growing cesspools in the catalog in favor of shitposting comfy threads like this one, who at least have a remotely vidya reason to exist.

Ah then yes, you are suffering from fatigue.

Just report people if they go full normalfag blogmode, instead of forcing posting standards meta on Holla Forums. I'm sure mark would stomp out personal blogshit.

to be fair, waifu threads are less cancerous than console war shift flinging and "now that the dust had settled" meme

looking at the catalogue there isn't too much shit, there was that rather cancerous LoL thread from earlier

I don't harbor any hate for waifu threads either, since they are weakly and serve as an effective containment. Of course, they seem like a good thing if we compare them to what you said and 4am

Well, it's not exactly hard to shill websites. People scoff at the idea because they don't understand how easy it is, which is blinding tbh. I mean, think about how easy it would be to crosspost and literally just shitpost on five or six different sites for a couple hours a day. Easy, even if you payed someone minimum wage to do it most studios and politicians could easily shill whatever they want for a little while.

The most notable sources of cancer are the overwatch threads, IMO. It's not an awful game but you have to be a normalfag who never played tf2 to think its anything worth discussing, but this isn't the time or place for that. Alot of threads about some of the newer games to have come out seem to be cancerous too, but not so cancerous that you can say they are a direct cause of it.

it's like with extremophile bacteria that can survive even the harshest environment
that's what we need, an environment that weeds out cancer, now how to go about it, I don't have the answers myself, but I don't wanna sit there and watch it all die

obviously, but ignoring it still leaves a bad taste in your mouth, like you know a spider is in your room and the moment you take your eyes off of it, it's crawling up your leg and gives you super aids

I get where you're coming from, but seeing as the mods and especially Mark are absolutely incapable of doing anything useful, let alone enforce rules at all, it really feels hopeless

that mindset is dangerous, user

slime girls don't either, they just eat your semen and make copies of themselves, fuckin retard

user…I….

I've been working on some monster girl characters/settings. Was going to write some short stories before making any sort of game though, if I ever make one. I got a few ones, the problem is just starting to write.

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To an extent, waifu shit is nice to have around it's cute anime girls and it serves a purpose of triggering goons and other shitters who hate anime because it's a "unobtainable standard of beauty"

Also speaking of monster girl games, Hdoom is solid.

But user, I posted a danuki, not a slime.

I understand the feeling, but those are the threads that require a good ol fashioned purge, or being shitposted to death. It's not easy, judging how long they've been let loose, but these things are hardly easy to do.
We are at a sort of impasse between giving our kike mods more power to hotpocket or suck it up to protect our freedom

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Yeah, He should add some anti-blogpost rule, that would curb out some of the tumblr on this board.

Its beyond that.

Vanilla romance and any sign of innocent cuteness is a sin in today's world.

yes

Got any artwork for it yet?

Thanks doc

There are no words to express the despair

Which is a shame

Nigga that's an egg

No, I ain't an artist, I'm an idea guy/writer. I've got the actual designs down, the issue is I can't tell if I'm writing well or not. I don't go to /monster/ much so I don't want to shit up the board.

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I wouldn't be so bothered by those waifu threads if they had better taste. I'm almost positive their choices are a complex form of bait

Thanks doc

Wew, forgot about that one.

I actually gotta say that's a good point
but there should be a time and place when to flood a shit thread with animu

true enough, a thicker skin is needed in these dire times to weed out the weak little passer by's
an user that can handle being told to kill himself and still stay on topic is always welcome in my book

now adding a rule and enforcing it are two different things as we saw with rule 8

Hit the nail right in the head with that one

oh it's even worse user, that's an unborn jubjub fetus that mutated into a slime because it sensed a man nearby

no better than console wars

No just report shit threads, derailing them only serves to add to the cycle and breeds an air of "stop liking what I don't"

2 words.

THANKS ISLAM!

Of course its a shame, but its also pretty hilarious. Years ago, people swear like sailors and said dirty stuff because 'Fuck those guys who want us to be clean, we'll be filthy to be rebellious!'

Now? As kid movies would say…

==DEFEAT YOUR ENEMIES BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! BE A CARE BEAR!== (In this case, you won't need to be a technicolor animal but yourself Vanilla is now the most powerful weapon imaginable that airports are on the lookout for anyone holding hands!)

I'll agree with that.

I've become that user…

brb killing myself

most definitely

you mind sharing some designs?
ever since the draw threads went to shit I've been bored out of my mind

there is the issue of who takes care of the reports again
shitting up shit threads may be a cheap solution, but it sends a clear message, a message mods aren't willing to send themselves for one reason or another

This guy

I got a few, but the main one I'm focused on is a mimic milf that uses the chest she hides in as a backpack when she's mobile.

Drawing that took approximately 30 seconds in mspaint to explain it.

It sends two messages, one is "shit up threads you don't like"

if a shit thread just disappears it says to the average user "this shit isn't tolerated", the problem lays with moderation

L-Lewd.

now that sounds like a solid idea
keep going

Nigger please, go into their thread right now and tell me who you find acceptable. With those lot it's plebeian if not outright garbage.

wtf is CTR?

You probably wouldn't be shitting up the board so much. You could maybe ask for critique in the writefag thread or something.

did someone said monsterboys!?

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i didn't say the slime waifu is yours, i just explained how slime waifus work

your semen is food, no genes are being exchanged, your "daughters" are just exact copies of your wife

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Fuck outta here.

Sorry user, but the OP clearly said this was a monster girl game thread.

you're right it's mediocre, but taste wars are rather tasteless

And I'll show them the same love though I like danuki more

roll

Get rid of Blogposts, allow porn dumps, and ban faggots that are shilling for MOBAs or any of their alikes.

Its a great kart racing game that puts Mario Kart to shame.

how is it worse than the undead monster girls?

also, unlike a lot of /monster/ i dont strictly adhere to kc's fluff. for exapmle, i like my humpty dumpty as a slimegirl that lives inside a separable eggshell armor, kinda like the pancho from monster rancher.

he said monster games thread, he didnt say boy or girl

Monster games eh?

yeh bb

you're the real monster

I want to fuck that shark

(checked)
That looks somewhat painful

Hard work not your forte?
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I agree with Carlos here, their shit taste is not something we can expect to change nor convince them it's actually shit

Ruru 8 has shown us that rurus are worthless without someone to enforce them

Would ride him into battle

Well played

I have that. It was okay.

Hard to draw lewds with family around, yo.

user…

user NO

That game was pretty boss

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man I had a fucking blast with this thing
I wonder if someone would be willing to bring Godzilla back into vidya

you live in the living room or something?

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Naw, it ain't that hard.

Oh bby

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I don't. How was it?

user stop

I meant into good vidya and not for the no games 4

Pls no bully! Here's a bona fide succubus for you.

My computer is in the entertainment room. It's the only one with a desk.

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You still need to actually draw, and that can be done in a piece of paper with a pencil.
That said, will we reach a time where writing and drawing in paper is forgotten?

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you must be 18+ to post on Holla Forums

Already reached that point.

Pretty much.

Just do it.

How's it feel to get cucked of your cucking, cuck?

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CRYPTIC
so many hidden mechanics that the game snever explains. those games need to be pokemon-grade datamined
lots of pixies though.

underage detected

thats monster fusions for you (though the mermaid is from certain CDs)

only NTR i have found is for the death, bird and horse girls

rollan

I ain't underage, just a bad planner.

pleb, we all know insects are superior

More pathetic than waifufags

Don't be a puss-puss.

Your shittaste should be ridiculed

I need a loving moth girl to help me get over my fear of moths

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fixed that for you

user…………………………………..

Spiders freak me out, but I love/fear driders. Is there a word for terror and attraction mixed together?

That's because I'm almost 100% sure monsterboys would look too girly.

stockholm syndrome

>>>/chaos/
>>>/furry/

Suffer bullying for your retardation, user.

you faggots are the reason people laugh at /monster/

Rolling

to many spooky moth killers stories when you were a kid?

I'm feeling the painful and irritating need to hug her and cuddle with her

Good, because she wants to do the same to you.Forever

Not really, they just scare me. Doesn't help that they tend to freak out and start furiously ramming into things

Come on now.

roll

depends on the artists, but 99% of monsterboys lewds is gay or NTR and its a damn shame.

just buy a moth pet and start with that.

Stop user, you're going to make me cry

I for one endorse his mindset

They actually a thing? How long do they live though

and that's an issue how?

So where's the original monstergirls from 2ch? Am I lucky enough to still keep them in my pants?

heaven or hell lets rock

this isn't /monster/, faggot, also i love how the mod is totally ignoring this thread but not the other threads with lewds

Well all the lewds here are spoilered

can I get that image of the retarded looking mexican looking up NTR on his laptop and it's all dramatic? sage for not contributing

Because it makes little sense outside of a few female only species, and MGE lore is retarded and only good for fapping material.

And I bet you like watching too, CTR shill. Go fund your brazzers site of you getting SNAKED.

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Funny considering that other settings are just standard fantasy.

dont know, read about them, knowledge is half the battle, user.

Hate to break it to you user, but MGE's "canon" ain't real, we can do whatever and I say we do what benefits us the most

Already on it, It varies depending on the species (of course), and it's a few days for the ones without a mouth and 2 - 12 months tops. They live quite the short life it seems

Forgot to add the ones that can actually feed are the ones that live the longest

What's the fucking point? How can they do anything without a mouth?

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They live on stored nutrients. They only exist to reproduce and bring forth the next generation of moths

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That is exactly what I meant by mentioning MGE. Why the fuck do you think people get pissy about the existance of male monsters?

Does this next generation of moths also not have mouths?

no body is dumping full comics of lewds, faggot.

in his case is penetration

existence*>>10850116

Maybe its because some people dont want to deal with standard generic fantasy realm 56078#.

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first: you are a fucking cuck
second: yes there is (a centorea one)

Because of what I already said before?

Yes

i have such complex feelings about this gal

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the ADULTS have no mouths. the children do eat, a lot.

Monster girls designs can get very weird at times. Damn their obsession with keeping the human form.

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She looks so soft, I just want to hug and love her tenderly

It's more like hairpins or some shit. You know, cosplay-tier.

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It's not like Human competition is any different.

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ROLL

Please be a vampire

how well do the monster rancher games emulate?

nigger the worst things moths can do is eating the fabric of your clothing and even then they dont eat a lot, there's no reason to be afraid of them

Except I can engage any human in similar grounds. A monster would wreck all of our shits combined

Too bad

It ain't called an irrational fear for nothing

maybe the human face is fake and that is how they get you.

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That suit was $500, asshole

rollan for bird girl

the first two emulate fine even on linux. monster rancher 4 works well on windows. MR3 seems to have some issue with many (but not all) of the models (parts seem to stretch out indefinitely, making hard to get a good look on them.) but it was fine/smooth otherwise.

nice konatas

Too bad, you're getting a bear

Misread that as Too bad, you're getting a beer

oh, and get yourself a cheat engine to manipulate your monsters races if you dont want to depend on cds or isos.

maybe the bear has a bird in its back pack

Thank you for them, they've been pretty useful to me, not to mention fun

You could get her to bring a beer I guess, ransack some hiker's shit

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Maybe she'll get fat and lose her charm after a while :^)

How come I didn't think of this before?

I dunno, I wanna see what fucking a beer slime girl is like.

I'd especially love to get drunk with her

Stick your dick in a can of beer
Wouldn't you be drinking her though?. Go too far and she'll end up in your stomach

Well she could always barf beer in my mouth…

That begs the question: Since she is made of beer, is she unable to get drunk? Or is she drunk all the time?

Probably the former.

Also I just realized she'll be bait for Onis

Uh oh

What a kike
Still, it was fun while it lasted. Stay safe monster anons, may we all find our chosen moth

Thats Lime for you.

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oy vey! shut it down.

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Didn't expected such large catch, weebs are really sensitive to something as dumb as NTR, just think about it.

Another day, one less reason to live

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bear girls are cute too

Evening, goon. Nice night isn't it?

that's not the point, your reactions are fun
this is my last shitpost, you are cute guys

Back were you crawled from goon

I will fuck you in the ass Until you Alp faggot. maybe then you can stop wasting your time shilling here.

But there was barely much of a reaction at all, it was mostly just people telling you to fuck off. Is that what you consider really sensitive?

He was probably being honest and after realizing he got shit on tried to play it like it was his intention all along. Goons are pretty simple minded

You are already alping

Agreed

most underrated girl coming through

she is a cute

doing my part

MONSTER GIRLS ARE SHIT

FUCK YOU PALICUNTS

they seem like a friendly bunch overall but it can be unusual what can set someone off. youll be okay.

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