World's First Human Head Transplant All Set In December, Man From Russia Volunteered

World's First Human Head Transplant All Set In December, Man From Russia Volunteered
The world's first human head transplant is about to continue shocking people. Luckily, the 30-year old man from Russia volunteered in the operation.

Science is really incredible for recently, only heart, brain, internal organs and other parts of the body can be transplanted. But now, the latest study would like to try transplanting the human head for the first time.

The Chive reported that the world's first human head transplant will be conducted in December. Though the operation is a bit insane, Dr. Sergio Canavero will lead the operation of all hands for its success.

According to East Texas Matters, Dr. Sergio Canavero announced the world's first human head operation in 2013 and recruited a Chinese surgeon to be his assistant for the operation. More so, the Italian surgeon had been studied and planned the operation for 30 years and believes it is possible.

A Russian terminally ill patient, the 30-year-old Valery Spiridonov volunteered in the operation. Valery Spiridonov suffers from muscular atrophy and hopes that the head transplant operation will be his last key to living a normal life.

The process will involve removing the head of Valery Spiridonov, cooled in in about less than 15 degree Celsius and reattached it to a dead body from a donor. If all things will go well, Spiridonov can regain his muscle control on the new body.

The head of the volunteer, Valery Spiridonov will be cut from its spinal cord using a special operation knife. The knife is special for it can control cuts up to one millionth of a meter. Afterward, his head will be frozen to heal from bleeding out, then, Dr. Sergio Canavero will repair the spinal cord and attached the head to its new body.

Meanwhile, because of the possibility of undiscovered levels of insanity that might occur after the operation of transferring a foreign head, scientists finds a way. With a team of programmers who developed a virtual reality system the expected problem that will arise will be given solution abruptly.

sciencetimes.com/articles/11181/20170328/worlds-first-human-head-transplant-all-set-in-december-man-from-russia-volunteered.htm

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Im going to turn into a nigger and collect welfare. Later.

Worlds first pah, ISIS have been trying for years. Putting it back on is the hard part.

Immortal kike body-snatcher demigods when?

They already did this successfully with monkeys and dogs a few decades ago but further research was banned due to moral concerns.

Banned from the public.

So how long after the procedure until he develops a 「STAND」

They were never able to give the head any kind of control over the body though. The only cases where they survived for any appreciable amount of time off life support was when it was just tying in the head to the blood stream of another complete body.
All the true head transplants couldn't maintain a heart beat without assistance.

Fuck this shit, i don't want someone elses asshole. Where are my cell repairing nanomachines?

Bravo, Kojima.

so uhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,, brain transplants, huh?


thats pretty neat

wat? Never been done AFAIK

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I just want to draw attention to the fact that this "sciencetimes" site sourced the fucking chive in this piece.

If the operation is a success, we need to transplant Hotwheels' head to a /fit/ body.

This is some shitty publicity stunt. They haven't even successfully performed this operation on animals yet.

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Then why is it now suddenly legal?

Fuck off christcuck.

you LIVE in your HEAD
it's a BODY transplant for fucks sake
clickbait aidsnews normiepresse
fuck you

Are you sure about that?
archive.is/B8Jr4
kikepedia article on head transplants:

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Not banned by law but by the heads of the institutions where the experiments wore being held

it's not gonna work lol

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Yes. You don't consider that a success?

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If it doesn't involve something like pic related
I'm not interested.

This is genuinely frightening

CAN'T EVEN FIX THE SPINE OF A CRIPPLE YET THEIR GOING TO TRANSPLANT A HEAD
BULLSHIT

IT Could WORK SCIENCE WORKS BUT ONLY if you lived in a world not ran by MONEY GRUBBING SNAKE OIL SALESMEN PHARMJEWTICALS DON'T MAKE MONEY IF YOU CURE A DISEASE OR CONDITION""

I THINK WE COULD LIVE FOREVER EXPLORING THE HEAVENS BUT WE HAVE SO MANY UNNECESSARY (((ROAD BLOCKS))) IN OUR PATH so SAD

hello aliens from the future who archived this thread because of this guys statement

Yeah that's pretty much what I'm thinking. The spinal cord, a la the nervous system, is still beyond our ability to tinker with and heal. Once you're crippled, you're crippled for the rest of your life. The article talks about using a special knife to cut the cord but it still doesn't explain how the hell they're going to graft this guy's head onto another person's nervous system

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This doctor seems like a fame whore

Well he has only been hyping this up for something like 6 years now. Of course he is a fame whore, the question is can he really shoot ping pong balls across the room from his ass?

Welcome to the Kojima ruse cruise.

Death Stranding is the next Metal Gear game. You've been playing it in the real world ever since MGSV left you feeling disappointed and like you'd lost something.

wasn't this a hoax

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Looks like Dr. Sergio Canavero is really getting ahead

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I have a feeling it's going to fail and the patient won't have control over the new body, he will be in extreme shock, not be able to communicate, and die soon after.

I played enough D&D to know you don't cut off your damn head, no matter how good the deal sounds.
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Acererak laughs at these pitiful attempts.

If we get the original Walt Disney back, will he make some unpozzed cartoons for /ourguy/s? If so, I don't mind this at all. Only being able to watch shit like pic related in current year isn't healthy.

but the russians did it to a dog in the fifties not a huge leap from k9 to man surgically speaking
monkeys as well

How does someone "repair" a spinal cord? I thought the CNS couldn't regenerate or repair itself at all, and could only marginally repair itself with the introduction of stem cells and such. What are these doctors going to do?

If that is true, then in a certain sense, the brain "contains" the soul, in that if you remove the brain, your soul goes off.

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It is a body transplant but it's universally called head transplant.

Info on the transplant

>youtube.com/watch?v=1IJ7ZBGSykA
I didn't watch the video. Apparently they are going to use a substance called polyethylene glycol to fuse the nerve cells in the spinal cord. Never heard of this technique until now, I wonder if it's been used before?

fuck me I misread that as:

How would it be possible? Of course considering all the research and approval from various commitees you need to get to actually be able to test the operation on a human patient must be tremendous (no wonder he's been at it for the last 30 years).


It's really weird, you'd expect there's a massive chance of the body rejecting the foreign brain, if it even is possible for a foreign brain to get controll of the other body. There are quite a lot of implications if such an operation would ever succeed.

Ain't that the same substance utilized in anti freeze cooling fluid for vehicles.

What is your name on Rizon?

Bravo Kojima
pic unrelated

science n sheeiit

Three fucking days to heal? And the FDA kikes havent approved it?
And king nigger gets a Nobel prize instead of this guy.

this is some serious heresy
in the good old days this doctor would have been burned at the stake for even talking about it.

Where do they get the dead person at the right time?

this must be where the chinese come in

>first human head transplant

But user, we're just literal years away from day of the rope, if not months. What's the point of that welfare if you're going to get lynched together with niggers?

Godspeed you crazy Russian bastard.

KIKE ON A STICK
KIKE ONNN A STIIIIICK


also MGS5 OP.

maybe it was white people who banned it in the 60's and now that everything is jewed and niggered nobody cares. shit they let 8 year olds decide on sex operations and whatnot

That's two different problems.

In the case of a cripple, the spine is already damaged. In the case of the head transplant, the spine starts out pristine. That means in the case of the transplant, they have the opportunity to slice it very precisely. They never have that opportunity in the case of a cripple who had his spinal cord brutally crushed or sheared by his ruined vertebra.

ok look, it's not entirely different from making a hotdog. the body is the hot dog bun, the head and spine is the hotdog, with me so far? but before you sandwich them together you have to liberally apply some mustard everywhere, in this case, fetus stem cells. fetus stem cells will grow anything my man, it'll work trust me

retardo can't figure out that you can replace a spine if you can replace a human head

That would require two splices, instead of one. No matter how you slice it lel, fixing a cripple is a harder nut to crack.

A good example is a damaged motherboard.

You can move the CPU to a brand new motherboard, because repairing the older one is more of a hassle (or in the case of the human spine, impossible at the moment)

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Checked, and yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. Was I asleep when this groundbreaking medical procedure was accomplished?

i trust this internet doctor
t. internet rocket artist

KYS fedorafag

Wait why the fuck is the lie continuing, Metal Gear Solid 5 is already out

What the hell do head transplants have to do with MGSV? The medic got plastic surgery, not a head transplant.

It's going to fail miserably. Here's why;
It's not as simple as keeping oxygen fed to the brain. Neurotransmitters also need a steady feed of proteins to send proper signals. Even then it's quite complicated, because if one thing goes wrong, like neurotransmitters behaving unexpectedly to artificially-delivered proteins, or some not being properly bound, then your brain will likely respond in unexpected ways. A good example is the stimulation of the GABA receptor will indirectly cause the release of dopamine. Think something like that but much worse and with other neuroreceptors responsible for more vital function

Monkeys only lived a few weeks and were partially paralyzed. Mind you this shit was done in the 70s I think

It's not marketing, this dude is real and so is the volunteer.


This doctor ended up suing Konami over supposedly using his likeness in the game without his permission. Some people theorize this is what caused Kojima's falling out with the company and the games rushed publication.

The Head Transplant thing is a PR stunt by Kojima

No it isn't you fucking retard.

I remember this being fake unless it's a different guy

What would happen if you put a male head on a female body? Would the brain change the body to be more male? Would they be the ultimate butter face? would they just die?

yeah, the head of my PENIS!

We're reaching cyberpunk levels of dystopia that shouldn't even be possible.

Tried before, same country, failed then.
What is the point for this shit again? You can't escape your brain aging, enchelopathies or demyelination.
What is the point again?

kek

B R A V O K O J I M A

If it's true why can't they fix a broken back? I mean transplanting a head involves cutting nerves and major arteries and then sewing them back together. Fixing a broken back is "just" sewing the nerves back together. Or what about a broken neck?

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I'm excited for this, I've been waiting forever since they announced it a few years ago. Our governments need to be funding shit like this instead of giving it to niggers

This won't help you live much longer, user. You won't see people getting to 150.
The brain will still deteriorate.

More realistically, even if all the nerves and blood vessels were attached properly, it would become a pic related kinda deal where they need a new body every few days, weeks or months, because their previous one's immune system starts rejecting the head.


Does Kojima get his inspirations from visions of the future?

Here's some face transplant pics
Pretty amazing

yes but the real issue is that descending control of the body from the brain imho is pretty much impossible to achieve. all descending axons from the brain need to fuse into the precise exact tracts that would lead to where they originally were in the previous body so that when the person intends to lift a finger they arent actually flexing the ankle or whatever. another issue is whether you actually can even get the neuronal fusion at all considering its pretty hard to repair bifurcated nerves in normal injuries. beyond that the other major issue is there are parts of the new body that dont really have an analogue to the old body (say more incident axons on the biceps brachii muscle or what have you) so how can you get the brain to exert control over this muscle and how can you get it to achieve refined control of the muscle? and this is exacerbated because theyre transplanting the head from a muscular atrophy patient onto a normative body so theres a fuckload of new muscle fibres to innervate that the head didnt have before. also you have to consider that the personality of the patient will probably change because theyll be existing in a largely different chemical environment than they were previously
largely i would consider it like how in patients blind from birth who were restored sight are absolutely terrible at balance and estimating distances and elevations so they still walk around with their blindstick or whatever because if they dont theyll still trip on curbs and the like because they never learned to associate sight with conscious responses as a child, and its exponentially harder to do when youre an adult. this problem is probably even larger in this case because the issue is a much more basal thing–the patient just cant fucking move so even if he is given decent control of the body will that even really matter?

could pass for a jew/10

maybe you could use vr wired to actual neural inputs (from ecg or micro arrays embedded in the brain) to teach movement and shit but that seems still impossible to me but even if it isnt the issue of sensation would be even harder to solve
how do you tell the brain that a small area of mechanical nociceptors in the left toe are signalling at such and such a frequency for the conscious sensation to arise? the axons arent going to be lined up for this to happen initially so you'd have to instruct the brain that when such ascending tracts are firing it means this strength of sensation of this type from this specific area and this issue is so complex that again i doubt we can do it now, but furthermore i doubt we could ever really achieve this with any decent fidelity
tl;dr: this is imho a meme experiment that cant possibly work because the brain has really no hope of controlling the body

Correct, Hayflick limit.

and before you niggers claim
yeah sure nigger but you cant get any real productive movement without a constant feedback of sensation to regulate what the fuck youre moving so beyond the most incredibly simple tasks such as grasping or lifting a hand youre not going to be able to really function at all
forget walking because thats complex as fuck and youd fall so often that you'd be risking your life multiple times just to walk to the bathroom
its just a researcher with no real academic achievements trying to make a name for himself with this sensationalist avante garde bullshit thats bound to fail but maybe if in the future someone does manage to make a procedure to allow this body transplant with somewhat acceptable results they might credit him as the forefather of the whole thing, without him having to really do anything impressive or innovative at all
didnt mean to sage tho

its like you want to die early or something

Pisses me the fuck of that you would treat dogs this way, use criminals instead of fucking with innocent beings, especially dogs who have a sense of feeling.

I swear to god, only nigger-tier humans are for this kind of sick experimenting and only in it for their own benefit. Let nature sort it self out, the weak will fear the strong.

think about the progression of science
doesn't seem like the natural progression technology

this tbh. ethical researchers wouldve used pitbulls

w-wait wut? did I miss something?

good point, probably brain transplants into clones

Ok, what would happen with smart white heads on monster nignog bodies?///

Meant as a funny braintwister NOT actual blood mixing!

Did you read about the mutant black man found off NY coast. True story..from plum island

My advice to fellow Holla Forumsacks, start scoping out your local gym for the ideal chad body.
Cause brain death in said chad through cranial trauma or asphyxiation.
Take your new body to this guy.

we wuz ayyliums n shieet

WHAT IF THE BODY HAS A SMALL PENIS THOUGH??

like if he gets transplanted and then he wakes up and his new penis is only 5 inches? thats a nightmare like worse than death!

wait till trannies find out about this and they perfect the procedure and you get trannies regulsrly swapping bodies or like you go to bed and wife goes on tumblr and decides shes a man so gets a body transplant while youre asleep and then you wake up and its your wife head but a mans body and then you have to start your day and hunt down her body just to switch it back so you can fuck it.

ah this reminds me of that horror movie where whites are stealing nigger bodies because muh peak performance
was get out just another warning from hollyjew? short summary if you have no idea what im talking about
vid.me/wda3

i'd watch this movie

I thought that was considered large?
Is this some sort of trolling attempt?

I F!#@ING LOOOOOVE SCIENCE!!!

I think he means while erect

awesome, and hopefully that is videotaped to give nightmares to children.

Technically, it's body transplant, not head transplant.

Hopefully this operation is a success - a freak occurrence though.

Either this comment is bait, or I feed bad for you.

shit nigger what you could do is hook up the body's spinal cord to a computer and record electrical impulses in response to different stimuli in different areas and log which axons are excited under these sensations
and also stimulate different descending axons individually and find what they excite
and do basically the same thing for the head's spinal cord
you cant link the two spinal cords because there's no way you could work in such fine detail but you could embed microsensors to detect when impulses travel to the severed end of each cord and interface that with digitally administered electrical stimulation of the other end via computer to give you a maybe functional level of sensation and motor control
of course the issues then are the obvious lag over the digital interface and also you still cant work in such fine detail to preserve all sensations and motions so you'll lose alot of function and viability and another issue is there would be no plasticity in the interface so no learning could be accommodated by the interface
dunno if it would work but its more viable then trying to glue the ends together like a retard

also youll still have the issue of there being no homologous axonal tracts between the two cords for alot of impulses but still

This disturbs me on a level you cannot even imagine.

Easier said than done, for this reason:
See above.

We have no way to successfully reattach a spinal cord or nerves and certainly didn't in the '70s. Don't be stupid.

yeah and the military doesn't have deep underground bases where they can do and get away with whatever the fuck they want beyond prying eyes.. look up plum island and lyme disease

Is the intended audience fucking two year olds

That's how these events always happen though. I'm sure the first heart transplant was just as retarded, and now they can just put in a continuous pump instead of a heart. Cheney has no pulse.

im talking about very general axonal groups like a bundle efferent to the biceps brachii nigger
youre thinking about restoring some acceptable control instead of a more proof-of-concept kind of nigger rigging

Isn't that actually a body transplant?

I think body transplant would be extremely difficult to achieve not only because of the attachment process, but because the body has different DNA than the person so it would want to reject it. I think it would be more practical to regenerate the entire body with stem cells, at least that we know can work, it's just way over our heads with current technology. Maybe in a century.

Hmmmmmm, Not sure if Kojima is time traveler or the Dr. is just the perfect visual trope of a Doctor.


The world may never know.

I HAVE THE HEAD OF VECNA!

(Checked)

Even Satan is trying to save you from being a Nigger, bro. Don't do it.

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That story is a nice analogy for what's happening in the West. Everybody is so blinded by jewish programming that they think chopping off their own head will make them more powerfull.

There are drugs to slow the process, just like organ transplants. Absolute best case scenario, which is unlikely due to the nerves probably getting irreparably fucked, is that the guy lives ~2 years on a drug regimen or so until he dies. The thing to watch for is whether or not he'll be capable of any degree of PNS activity without external intervention, or fine motor control with external intervention.

He looks like he recovered from a 3rd or 4th degree burn.

So, fa/tg/uy? Why are you behind tor? Is it because the bobbies will knick you?

So, Chaim. Why are you trying to derail the thread and divide the community?

I was trying to compliment you and shit post a bit, but never mind. Fuck you Tor Pedo.

its like ur dumb

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user it's a mouse, they don't live very long.

wew
This angel is right user, don't be a nigger

We're two generations away from being able to buy an eternal life. We're literally one of the last generations that HAVE TO die, kind of a bummer if you think of it.

Funny, the last person to call me an angel was my third ex.

This is disturbing, but interesting. Also, if you impregnate a woman with a transplanted body, is the kid yours or the donor's body? Does the offspring receive genes only from body?

Never even thought of that. Surely the sperm cells that the original body produce carries the original body's genes. So if you have children with the new body, you are literally a cuck.

I bet it works, but the guy is unable to control the new body and lingers as a complete quadriplegic for a few months before succumbing to infection or having some kind of rejection.
Still really want them to try because it will be interesting, unless he dies during the procedure. Ive seen plenty of beheadings.

Kojima is God. How does he do it?

To be fair alpha-proteobacteria are grossly underrated in fiction given their biological importance in eukaryote evolution.

Resident Evil's T-"virus" could perfectly fit the description of Rickettsoid proteobacterio.

A recently discovered Rickettsid was named "Midichloria" after the Star Wars symbiote responsible for the Force due to similar properties.

Kojima had enough education just to show us what was always in front of our eyes.

I wasn't going to spam this time but then I was banned.

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Maybe because the nerve in the body don't recognise the implanted head as their master control so they don't response?

The donor's body but it's legally his child so that make him a cuck.

Does the offspring receive genes only from body?
If the zombie ball is working.

are we in the Franken-Fran universe yet, or does the cycle of life/death still have spiritual significance?

Jews always try to avoid the death. They suck the young blood out to prolong their life spans.

THIS
Except I doubt he will survive surgery while a 1000 tubes are pumping artificial life through him.

I believe that it's possible to keep a person alive without the body but for how long? I don't know.