LOL

This guy's a hero.

He sure left a void when he got banned.

"You liked this Third-Person Shooter so you'll definitely like this (barely an) RPG!"
Nintendo's marketing team somehow got even more retarded after Rapp was canned.

He was the only reason to be on Shitter. I started an account just to follow and read his shit.

Nintendo truly is clueless.

all me haha

so i take it paper mario splash sold like complete dogshit like expected after the shit they did with sticker star and the other game I don't even remember

I hope so. At this point it doesn't matter to me whether Nintendo return PM to its roots or shelves it forever as long as they never make another Sticker Star or Color Splash type game.

Is that even possible for Nintendo now? I feel like the last good game they made was Kid Icarus. Everything else was mediocre to bad or a copy-paste game like Mario Kart.

twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/781214401080745984
archive.is/PbQPK

DESPERADO

Actually, no, it's not even out yet. October 7th.

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I would even take another Super PM at this point.

I doubt it in their current state. If they fuck up all their current franchises an people stop buying they might change their tune. Or they'll start making nothing but mobileshit.

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This. SPM was fun in its own right, it was a fine spinoff (of another spinoff, of all things). I have nothing against Super and at this point I'd happily take a second one over this.

then how the fuck are people playing it alright i saw that long ass video of it and holy fuck that guy was trying to shill it for 5 fucking hours

The pattern is being condemned to mobile after an IP fails. Little by little each franchise gets ruined.

It's so far off my radar that I haven't been paying attention to anything about its release information. I'm actually not even sure if it comes out for the 3DS or the WiiU. I have never before in my life seen a company go downhill as fast as Nintendo has. The mind boggles.

Well, that would explain the low sales numbers.

Holy fuck you dense shit, he fucking explained it like 10 times in the video. Nintendo accidentally made the full game playable for a bit when they uploaded it to the e-shop, then they took it down.

I didn't watch the whole dam 5 hours I skimmed it looking for anything good and most the time It was this is a great game its nice and you should buy this if you like nintendo etc.

And then there will be none!

The sounds they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the electronic old men.

KEK

This is kinda sad.

I miss him

WOOOOWWWW

what the fuck did you just say?

So you didn't play Conker i take it?

Can't blame her, rice is great.

I'm not sure anything has dissuaded me from buying an NX as much as this terrible terrible ad for a first party WiiU game.

playin a stratgame
outnumber the enemy
individual units are stronger too
surround them
have better terrain
enemy's initial attack barely registers
hit them with artillery
knock out enemy unit in one hit, no casualties
scripted event triggers
THEY'RE TOO STRONG
WE MUST RETREAT
WE'RE TAKING TOO MANY CASUALTIES

story story story

rematch with smaller enemy army
enemy leader unit charges ahead
take them out
battle over

wow

the hero, the legend

HOH

oh my

sauce?
i-it's ok if you don't want to spoonfeed me

I'm not giving you this.
Even if you looked up the right tag, there's at least a hundred and a half touhou doujins dealing with this subject, but if you added the names of either of the characters in the crop into your search, I'm sure it'll narrow down your search to a quite manageable level. Just remember, there's quite a few ways to describe deformation of the stomach, as far as fetishes go.

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lmfao

his revolution 60 video was gold

Here's some leaked footage of Final Fantasy XV.

Wario Land, F-Zero and probably Punch Out died before the e-mobile bullshit started, they died like heroes.

The only people still buying WiiU games at this point are retarded anyway so this is just potato enough to work.

That's debatable now, Star Fox Zero and Tokyo Mirage Sessions bombed.

Probably. Rumor is Miyamoto hated the Splatoon project.

Reminder

So wait why was Huey in the Pond with the black paint anyway

I'm spoiling this because no one fucking cares

Sweet

Nintendo are. You. Even. TRYING

Pretend to be self-aware and you don't have to.

Video games are a business, user. Just listen to the investors!

They're sure going to enjoy indebting Ninty, and just in time for the Olympics, too.

This game was doomed from the start.

how progressive!

because he's a paint can, and paint cans hold paint

I don't know if there's some other reason but I can't be assed to look it up, as far as I know he's just there at the start because there has to be some reason as to why Mario can hold the paint

2:20:00 if it doesn't load, best I could find

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Keku.

This cant be real…

For fucks sakes God tell me this isnt real.

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now imagine the assblast as soon as Trump wins

Wow, I seriously don't know if find this funny or just sad.

I suppose you have a point, but I still feel that there's something wrong here

The shitposting is going too far.

Welcome to the "Modern" educational system from now on memes must be speaked as important as politics.

If it was a foreign university offering a foreign sociology course, like maybe in Japan or India, it might make sense. To have an American teacher explain it to Americans in this level of detail is just ridiculous "how do you do fellow kids"-ism. It would be like an economics course spending a section covering the whole "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!" scene from the Simpsons.

And how do you explain the extremely heavy and out of place political bias?

eh, hes not that funny

Please kind sir give us more

wtf i hate mario now

Why doesn't he have more subscribers?

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Pick one.

I think it hasn't gone far enough. Just wait until the history books are written where it talks about anonymous shitposters who talk about mongolian cave paintings fucked with the US election as we have.

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inb4 unnecessarily pared-down rosianna rabbit comic that reduces a mild chuckle to shit to satiate the autistic demand for shortened comics

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hey, that is what i say!

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Does anyone have pictures of what the author looks like IRL?

LOL

At least it's trying to make the comic strips a bit more comedic. Doesn't change the fact that they're shit, but it's something.

I cant tell if this is serious or a parody. it could literaly be either one at this point.

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ftfy

back to /r9k/ with you

I would laugh of it wasn't poor defenceless Paper Mario. This is just a phase, right? They will eventually go back to making real games, r-right?

As if an oven dodger would know what temperatures white people can tolerate.

I smirked at all of them and even laughed at the second one for the first time. What the fuck. I think I'm starting to unironically enjoy these comics.

I thought Bowser was straight.

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Is this what old men are like?

Maybe he's going for the queer look to get peach thing?

How does Pepe's creator feel about his creation becoming a symbol of hate?

I think he said "feels good man" to a similar question once

Not gonna lie, I fap furiously to shit like this

fag

Wrong thread? Fucking faggot.

Have you taken those meds yet?

Ah right i forgot that is a joke course

I don't even know what is that supposed to be

a guy in the middle of gay sex transforming into a mare

If color splash let me splatter my goo everywhere, I might have actually been interested in it. But I think that's just me wanting more splatoon.

This is a lol thread, not a 'I'm a disgusting degenerate' thread.

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this is truly the last straw

Good luck getting STDs, normalfag.

I don't get it. Is he turning into a pony or transforming into a human?

Whatever it is, it's pretty fucking gay.

Splatoon Octowar Single Player Campaign never ever

This fetish is completely over my head and I'm pretty fucking tall.

into a pony

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I was probably the best she ever had. What the fuck kind of dumbass nigger mother doesn't want their daughter with a white boy? Bitch I was her ticket to getting out of those shitty bad-part-of-town apartments you called a home. I seriously doubt any dindu in her future has been a real contender, and she probably only got fatter and less desirable over time. Good thing niggers like big asses I guess, maybe she found happiness in some crack dealer's "squad."

Just out of curiosity, are you Canadian?

no. murrica

Only normalfags would attribute so much importance to pussy they would kill themselves over the lack of it.

cool starry bra

/r/ing a 9/11 edit

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many thanks amigo

Good luck being the last of your line, robot.

That's the word we live in today. Blacks can be openly and completely transparent with their racism and no one will bat an eye.

the artist is slnchyt on pixiv and is a gift to our erections
happy fap times, user

A TALKING PAINT CAN

The way you wrote this post suggests to me that you don't think the mother did you a favour. I mean come on now

I hope someday for gulags filled with leftist subhumans, where they are rightfully forced to do useless labor to death while they are raped and mutilated at the will of their captors…. Imagine a fucking leftist numale having a mental breakdown coming to terms with its fate, eventually being reduced to a grunting basic animal sleeping in dirt and pissing on itself. Leftist cattle scum deserve the worst treatment that humans have to offer, leftists are sub-animal, they are below cockroaches and ant, they should be treated with no mercy or respect whatsoever.

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ZUZ
U
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Monstergirls, not even once.

One day, this shit is going to be in a museum, and future generations will gawk at the sub-human perversion that our society reveled in.

The tears won't stop flowing…
Where did all that time go user…
It just felt like is was 2 weeks ago….
But it's been many many years…

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Horsefuckers will have a place when DOTR arrives.

Got you covered.

Godspeed

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Audio saved.

archive.is/Bwyp2

Got a ballpark estimate for when that is?

That soundtrack sounds like someone made a song from memory on what they remember from super mario 3d world.

shortly after the happening

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Ah of course, around the time Trump gets elected.

so what's wrong with the paper mario games after TTYD? i havent played them

I'd buy it

They dropped the already perfected RPG gameplay because Nintendo. I've played SPM, which is decent. Haven't tried Sticker, and although it looks like a fun, if shallow, sequel, I find it particularly egregious because the early info teased a return to classic Paper Mario mechanics.

There's also an infographic summarizing everything wrong with new(nu?) Paper Mario. Someone will post it.

lel

can anyone translated this morse code?

Always welcomed.

here you go

YOU DID IT REDDIT

You say that as if they aren't a huge part of the alt-right.

The alt-right's just generic homosexuals, you're thinking of something else.

Super isn't awful, but it's not quite paper mario. The other two games are incredibly homogenized, no party members, no other characters to really speak of except for the standard mario staples, oh, wait there's exactly one new character, and they're just there to act as a mouthpiece for mario.
It's an RPG that basically punishes you for getting into anything that isn't a boss battle, it goes out of it's way to make sure no part of the game is fun.

He isn't dead?
Did he betray us or something?

Twitter couldn't handle the bantz and kicked him off.

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Pepe doesn't need a girl when he bends space and time.

EmptyHero is a fucking god amongst men

Good. I don't even play new games anymore

I'm fucking dying. This is why you only do STEM classes kids.

Thank fuck someone got this thread back on track. Good job user

Look up the actual operation these fuckers want their kids to go through. You'll be right back to hating them again

You dodged a bullet. Black chicks are fucking insane. Every last one of them

Fucking reddit. Anyone who didn't leave before or when Jim did is a fucking retard

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To be honest it's not as bad as I expected, though "her" elongated skull is very telling of a masculine past.

Just look at the skin, that pic went through quite some editing

Do you have brain damage?

Is this what you're talking about.

Ah shit somehow I missed that. Probably covering up shit-tons of acne and rough male skin. Something people rarely talk about is the fact that Female hormones introduced into males cause horrifying acne. This is why trannies always airbrush the fuck out of their photos.

This one

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That still makes no fucking sense, not even 1 day later

Yes

I've dated black chicks. Shit was so cash. Wouldn't consider marrying any of them though aside from one incredibly disciplined Christian mixed girl who I broke up with since I was leaving the country.

Well it's pretty simple to understand. Let me explain:
Two guys are obviously having gay sex, with one taking it up the ass. The person taking it up the ass is also turning into a female pony (while having an orgasm). The person doing the fucking is enjoying this.

Which part seems to be difficult to comprehend? I can post more similar pictures, if you need more examples

EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Every day I wait in vague horror for the next announcement from Nintendo ruining a franchise I once liked.

But how? Is the other guy a mage? Is the guy taking the dick a werepony?

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Hey i'd actually play that.

better version

SPIDER ON BED PLEASE ADVISE I TRIED FOLLOWING WHAT I REMEMBER FROM VIDEO GAMES AND THE SPIDER REJECTED MY PROPOSITION TO MARRIAGE.

Situation averted the spider has been caught and released to its natural environment under the stairs.

Do you guys remember when a company used to make products people wanted instead of insulting them for wanting a certain product?

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you got it wrong, you must offer the spider one of your daughters in marriage, so that they become your ally

You dumb fucker. Now it's going to be a wizard. You'd better get a female spider under the stairs before any moths deliver letters from spiderwarts.

What if that is his plan all along?

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I'm mixed myself so I could not give less of a shit.

What are you a mixture of, user?

You must not live in Burgerstan then, or you got really luck.

Of course it's real. Why wouldn't it be real? When I was a kid, when the Satanic Panic was in full swing, we had police and educators telling students and parents about the dangers of satanic metal bands and dungeons & dragons and all that shit. Even a cursory glance at the material revealed that they were completely full of shit, and I used to wonder how anybody could be stupid enough to fall for such bullshit - let alone become the kind of so out-of-touch adult that would propagate that shit as being a social disease.

And here we are, my generation. Warning children and parents about the dangers of memes and their connection to the "racist alt-right". It's come full fucking circle. Somewhere, someone I used to go to school with, is taking this shit seriously and is freaking the fuck out after finding a rare Pepe meme in their kid's browser history.

Hispanic white and hispanic black. Also it's actual white instead of the mixed mestizo and european flavor of 'white' because there are no such people where my family is from.

I actually do but the Christian girl I mentioned isn't in the US so I guess there's that.

Yeah. Most of the black girls you find in the US are trash.

History repeats, and if my memory serves, it didn't end well for the satan spamming biblethumpers.

Same thing here.

Eh, i would probably stick my dick in him.

like localizing
they want to be ass violated by big strong men
they threaten their doctors with suicide if they dont allow them to go get mutilated
this is what they want for humanity

you have designed their utopia for them

theres more…?

2 years ago this was satire

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You've already been dealt a shitty hand, the only two paths to salvation are 1) Not breeding at all or 2) Getting back to the white or at worst hispanic roots of yours and re entering their gene pool. Don't go negro, please.

To be honest it's the consumers' fault for buying kids' games all the same. Nintendo has always been about kids-first policies (funnily enough the only times they went out of their way to please the old guard we got shit like Killer7, No More Heroes, Mad World and the Mario Strikers series). The times are-a changing, and they're reacting to what they think their consumer base would be, in pure Nintendo fashion they're about 5 to 10 years too late to the Politically Correct party and are overdoing it to the point of parody. They'll survive, heck they might even get better results than Sony and Microsoft, but they'll always cater to children first and foremost.

vinny really let himself go

Good flight plan/10

I've been in a sauna hotter than 70°C
What the fuck are you talking about?

Out of curiousity, how loyal would you be to a hypothetical superstate?

Citation needed

so much more

painu helvetissä

it's ironic

Your problem seems to be seeking logic in fetish porn

Have some animu

I really wish people would stop using google translator.

spurdo sparde heppu :DDD

Anyone have that image of the finnish guy and the russian guy getting into a sauna to see who could stay there longer, with the russian dying of heat and the finnish ending with 3rd degree burns?

Yeah but most fetish porn i've seen and that i wish i hadn't seen posted in LOL threads at least tries to explain what is happening

Post some jessica U edits

This does too, only not how

Yes good thing Anglos and Saxons kept themselves two distinct races.

Absolute inarguable proof not all blacks are niggers.

nationality is not race, though. There are only three races: black, asian, and caucasian.

You forgot australoids, you fucking mongoloid.

Race is a group of people who have lived amongst themselves that certain characteristics become common.
Japanese is a distinct race from Chinese as is Irish from British.
It's why Jews aren't technically white but sand-niggers.

Can you at least apply some thought to your incredibly retarded claims, like claiming nationalism for races that at the time most lived without any form of government.

What about Daytona? Is that a race?

What race are the brown people in the Americas and the Middle East, then? Asian?
Seems kind of retarded to label them with the other 3 as they both have different facial, structural, and IQ differences.
I thought this was a lol thread but it seems I ended up in Holla Forums again somehow.

No, that's ethnicity. Race is something biological that had been defined throughout tens of millenia

Depends on which particular ethnicum you have in mind. Turks would belong to the mongoloid (asian) group, syrians would be caucasian. While there might be some slight differences among the members of one race, they aren't large enough to warrant a separate race. A russian mixing with a spaniard won't cause genetic problems, like an Englishman mixing with a nigger would. Their genetics are similar.

This is still more vidya-related than most posts in this thread.

No its not nigger.
You are changing the definition to suit your argument.

Race as by the definition is any group of people or population that have shared genetics to physical attributes become common.

You are desperately trying to right think so you can explain why no one should race-mix except our ancestors who mixed it with Romans, Saxons and others.

Not to mention all the foriegn wives the Danes would take for themselves.

lol

LOL

Kill yourself, oil driller.

Lol

That one's actually fucking hilarious actually.

I haven't seen a sergal in a long time.

The problem is the other guys end up driving too hard in the other direction and try to make "mature" and "grown up" games which leads to shit like Donte and The Lesbian of Us and military style shooter #457.
I just want some fucking WONDER in my games sometimes even child-like wonder but without being treated like I'm the primary audience for Dora the Explorer. Nor do I want to be treated like I'm a tryhard 13 year old either.

Abyssal.

Nah, I don't give a shit.

You'd need to provide details about the superstate for me to be able to answer that but probably 'not at all.'

I can't tell whether SJWhouse is taking the piss on the devs for thinking this game was a good idea or on us for wanting more originality in our Paper Mario. I'm assuming it's the latter, but you never know.

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That isn't even true since he's saluting and being really polite showing an innate respectfulness.

We have two LOL threads up, just so you guys know.

Tell mark so he can actually do his job instead of giving people 2 day bans for bumping /gsg/ threads with Hitler.

So did this game sell or what?

I don't think it's out yet and I'm guessing it won't sell very well.

lol threads are not funny

>had fun but will never excuse giving money to support the cancer demon that is treehouse

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pls no

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Is it inflation or just a fat fetish? Is there a clear line that defines those two fetishes?

Actually I think that's stuffing. The consumption of food is a universal concept, yet people think of it in so many different ways, and so it is obvious that the sexual desires relating to it are also varied.
Fat, in and of itself, is in fact tangental to the fetish majore, and at most be considered an end result. Stuffing and Inflation can be called the main duo of this sphere of sexual deviancy. Stuffing relates to the mass consumption of foodstuff, the latter of which can take many guises, based on cultural and personal preference. In your question, the example referenced uses rice, a cheap staple for eastern diets. The subdivisions of stuffing can be categoried by the cleanliness of consumption as well as the quality of the meals eaten. Inflation, on the other hand, covers the other two states of matter, liquid and gas. While stuffing may perhaps diverge into the, ahem, rear, when it comes to entry, inflation gorges, if you'll excuse the pun, on any of the two (three for the feminine persuasion) angles of entry one may enter food into a storage organ. At this time I must formally state that this inflation is not like the inflation found on more expansive sites, like deviantart. While the un real state required for most fetishes is still found within our dream desires, the phrase inflation as deviantart suggests must rather be considered "ballooning," for in it characters' physiology is that like of a rubber exterior that can expand in response to internal stress, and applies to all parts of the character.
An appendix of note must be given to vore, as detestable the idea is, for being another subset of this fetish, the ultimate consumption, that of sentient life cannibalizing itself. For these poor souls it is likely an issue of want, of power over life and death, as it relates itself to the fetish field, as it were.

Vore fags are more divided into interests of sub/dom and observers. Some doctors say some shit about the subs wanting to become part of a more powerful being.

for me, it falls into the realm of "don't know, don't care".
Either way, it's shit.

the giving and taking of power, yes.

I just want my battle grandpa.

there is nothing wrong with racemixing

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poetry

That, and you know, actual black people from all over the world hate niggers. There's a special word that Africans use to refer to American Niggers - Akata, which didn't originally have a negative connotation, but over time has become a pejorative.

Basically, as I understand, it comes from Black Panther - Black Power fuck heads going over to "visit the motherland" and making such a bad impression on the locals, that the locals kicked them out spit the word Akata at them. It's not uncommon for immigrants from Africa to tell their children they can date anyone of any race they want - but don't you dare bring home one of those Akata apes.

So what you're saying is that we've got the worst possible niggers in the entire world over here? Damn…

wait
this isn't satire?
nintendo made this?
this is real?

It's real, but you'd be severely autistic to take it seriously. They are, indeed, just pretending to be retarded.

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For what purpose? Is it the amount of content I post?

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user are you suggesting that getting caught ws part of his plan?

1st one was pretty accurate but they could have gotten a better VA for the nig

Mods work in mysterious ways.

nhentai.net/g/175694/1/
kek

Missing the point entirely, Nintendo.

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Well, that explains Federation Force & Pikmin 3DS: They literally think that their fans are so retarded, they can slap a label on something and convince them to buy it regardless of how good it actually was.

Holy shit, I miss the Gamecube so much

here have some cancerous homosuck garbage i found while searching for this image

There are no noteworthy genetic differences between a Saxon, a Roman, or a Celt

Lucky you

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it's back. Fuck i'M tired.

let me rearrange it for you

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The sound they make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the electronic old men.

Pic related is coming true?

Where're you looking for that though
Because if you're going the deviantArt route, you're bound to find the most extreme spectrum of this shit unless they're locking content behind paywalls/patreons or the occasional good artist doing good chubby art, if you go to pixiv and find out the magic keywords you get to experience the good ones, yet the artists who make that stuff are also into scat and piss, which is kind of a letdown.

It's stuffing. AFAIK it's enjoyed by both groups, because fat fetishists just like to see women get (or be) fat nearing or sometimes well above the obese status, while inflation fetishists just want to see a 2D drawing of someone being pumped full of whatever, food being a rarer substance.

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FAMMO

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i don't get it

It's a shitty doujin of a meme slut. Now you get it

Wouldn't he declare bankruptcy rather than keep a debt like that around?

Hey I follow that tranny's personal account (it used to be a lot of nifty hacking stuff) what did he do, leak this shit game?

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Saved 2nd image as "shots fired"

Yes, apparently. I don't have the files, unfortunately, but I think it's still out there.

Only thing that bugs me is I can't load the tweet in third pic related
twitter.com/NWPlayer123/status/779797333487726592

Tweet apparently does not exist, and cuckchan did not have the foresight to archive or fuck off.

post rare ancaps

Isn't keeping autists from breeding a public service?
It's not like they're going to breed anyways.

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I thought yellow and black was libertarian?

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No yellow (gold actually) and black is specifically anarcho-capitalist. Libertarians as a group don't really have a symbol other than snek flag and sometimes a porcupine.
Speaking of snek…

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I'm beginning to wonder if Treehouse has a personal beef with Intelligent Studios in particular.

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do you not enjoy the latest anti-libertarian memes from leftypol and rehashed pol frustration

And this is the thumbnail that the JewTube came with before webm'ing. No bully, trying to find the full-sized image.

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you know, I'd love to just laugh this off, but it's really hard to ignore this piece of my soul being eaten away whenever I come across a person so retarded as whoever made this shit

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Funny, almost every religion says same about the author.

Well since this is now bump locked, anyone interested in some vanilla when I get home?

being a vanillafag is pure suffering

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wtf, i hate david spade and his shit sarcastic humor now

This is my fetish, do you happen to have any Orc/goblin/monster?

i only posted it because of the happy ending and muh racemixing, but i got some vanilla orc, pretty rare lewds

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The real question is…why do you save this shit?

What I hate is how passive aggressive these things are. It's one thing to be a crazy trannie who hates everyone who thinks you're a freak, it's another to be a pussylol who tiptoes around and creates strawmen.

LOL?
Search for the LOSS, you'll find it eventually. There is one.

So I can post them in LOL threads

Why wouldn't you save it?