It's you're favorite time of month: rabbit rabbit time!

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

you better be right you nigger rabbit

Buns are cute!

Would I ever lie to you?

The rabbit gave me good luck this month, therefore I approve its continuing funposting.

Buns are cute.

I thought this thread was about that metroidvania game with bunny girls, I think it was called Oy Vey Rabbi Rabbi or something. I can't find a torret for it anywhere, help?

Congratulations on your good luck! I wish you the best!

that's for those who aren't lying, murderous shits.

Watch as your life gets gradually worse don't believe this fucker. I skipped out on September and things were relatively ok, did it on August and shit sucked.

Rabi-Ribi? It's a nice game. There's probably a link in the share thread somewhere.

Rude. I'm glad that September treated you better, though.

It´s not even Saturday yet, faggot.

My favorite time of the month is fapping to rabbit girl buns.

That's the one.

Gonna look for that link, I need something to keep me from thinking about suicide.

Happy to hear it!

I always make the thread three days in advance. What's the point in telling you on the first when it's too late?

Bunny buns are nice.

saying rabbit most definitely gives you good luck
keep doing it, anons

So if I go rabbit rabbit do I get more bunny girl buns to appreciate for science?

yeah because I didn't invoke the curse, you
luck thieving nigger
I'm on to your plan you little shit.

WRONG
fuck off you rabbitshill.

how in the world did you get to that from rabi ribi
I get that they're spelt almost the same but still

I hope you'll overcome those feelings of despair.

Maybe~

I just want everyone to be happy.

"Rabbit rabbit."

I keep forgetting to say it.

Maybe this month I'll remember to do it.

would you fuck a rabbit

Oh, I would never tease a cute rabbi until she was begging for release. I couldn't possibly dream of giving her reward in one thrust, then soak in the delicious feeling of my member buried deep inside her, followed by gentle thrusts as I slowly run my hands along her body. What kind of person would I be if I wrapped my arms around her and let my lust take over me; pounding deep into her rabbit hole as she writhes and screams in pleasure. I couldn't forgive myself if she locks her legs around my waist and pull my mouth to her for a deep kiss as we cum together; my virile semen pouring directly into her womb and ensuring she's impregnated with a full litter of bunnies. At that point, I would have no choice but to cuddle and hold hands afterwards and swear to take responsibility.

Rabbit. Damn it.

this would've made me diamonds if you didn't make that typo in the first sentence

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SHUT IT DOWN

ARE YOU BULLYING THAT FINE OWL?

Why did the two words have to be only one letter off from each other?

Cute art dude.

Gimme back my pic Holla Forums.

Are you goys anti-semitea or somethong?

gib more rabbit ear cleaning pls

I thought avatarfags were ban on sight?

F-fuck like rabbits?

Also, not video games.

Post bunny tum

There were regular Miku threads.

You're full of shit rabbit.

What's the point of raising rabbits for food? Chickens are way meatier and you can get eggs out of them.

Rabbits breed quite a ton and it's always good to have more.

I can't believe that it's october already. Another month, and almost year, having accomplished nothing.
Maybe it's time to finally take that trip to Gensokyo

They're tasty and good for soup

YOU HIPPIY
HOPPITY
LYING
WHORE
rabbit rabbit

they're easier to maintain than chicken

Please don't user, you still have lots of cute pictures of best rabbit girl to shitpost about with.

I've learned my lesson

Have some best rabbit.

I think it was like 2 months ago or so that Mark said these threads were fine.

Here you go.

Please don't do that.

Sorry to hear that. I hope next month goes better for you.

Don't you go back on your word, Mark.

You fucking kike, you said this thread was allowed, at least make an statement why you bumplocked this.

ty for those pics
mark is a kike

There are a lot less ear cleaning pics than I thought. Same with with floppy rabbit earjobs. I'm a little disappointed by that.

Woops, accidentally bumplocked the thread. my apologies

s-sorry, I fucked up

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All it took was getting a shit thread up.

DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES

check em

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Fuck

OP is an avatarfag.
Next you're going to point me to the dictionary definition of a feminist.

Thank you for fixing that.

Time flies, doesn't it?

Let's not kid ourselves, he is

It sure does. Maybe I'm getting old or something

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This thread gave me
Pick one only
a boner

autism

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dont you guys have threads already? It's just touhou and 4am stuff right?

This last month went well!
I actually passed my cert exam
Even though I remembered to say it 2 minutes after waking up
Here's best rabbit tho.

It's a monthly thread about a good luck charm. Tewi makes a great mascot since she's adorable and is associated with good luck. The reason the thread exists is because I want to spread good luck to other anons here, and make them happy. It's no fun having everyone I care about be depressed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit
2hu and vidya bunny girl discussion is encouraged, but more often than not people focus on talking about their luck and lewding Tewi or just shitposting about false murders and not vidya.
It's been going on Holla Forums for over a year; I'd have thought you would've noticed sooner.

Glad it went well!

I'm wondering about yer geological location if ya don't.

I hate you so goddamn much Tewifag.
Someone post the doujin where the dude fucks tewi behind the back of his rabbit girlfriend

Gross dude.

FUCK OFF TEWI

Alright rabbit loli, I have come to believe in your black magic. I managed it in August and had a great month, forgot it for September and had a really shitty time. Wish me luck.

Mark doesn't like to do his job. Avatarfags run wild in the nep threads, for example, and nothing is done about it. A real shame, they would be great if not for the rampant faggotry

"I-it's not like I want you to shut it down or anything! B-baka goy-san!"

The only thing he cares about is 4am because he hates ritsu apparently.

It's not really black magic, but I hope things go better than it did this month.

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I got you user.

You mean this one?

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Bun?

That's the one. Thanks fag.

Poor Reisen, what did she do to deserve this?

Being too slow

Who /nofapoctober/ here?

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Cute bun dude.

Just do it in moderation.

Rabi-Ribi has a criminally low amount of fan art.

The fact that Reisen has two sets of ears in that last one really triggers me for some reason.

KILL THE WABBIT!
KILL THE WABBIT!
KILL THE WABBIT!

Does Orin bother you too?

honk honk

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You know that suicidal people just go straight to hell there right user?

It's a demon! Don't say it or it will come into your house and bring bad luck upon you!
Heed my words and learn from the mistake me and so many others have made. Don't say the r-word!

But, what if we want to go to hell?

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

ecchi.iwara.tv/users/mantis-x
no lewding of pure honker, only vocaloid sluts

That sounds interesting tell me more so that I can bully you.

Get her meme dog!

/jp/ tier thread
t. foreigner

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Bun

That shirt design is pretty neat. Also lewd.

Daicon girl is best rabbit girl

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(lucky trips)
it's traced from eri/nozomi picture

I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT!

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Dang, I didn't do it today, is this still time? Is there still hope for me user? I don't want it to go down like this I want to be the rabbit man I always dreamed of I don't want to do anything else.

There's still a day to go, user. Look at the calendar.

Should still be the 29th/30th depending where you are.

ON HER CUNNY!

Lewd!

What does Tewi's cunny taste like?

Like peaches and dreams.

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AIDS and LYING WHORE

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Lunar bust

Don't believe the (((rabbi)))t's lies.

test

how to pet bunnys

how did the consensus that ringo is designated titty bunny come to be anyways?

Gently stroke the bunny on the head, The bunny can show you how it's done.

Probably while giving her bit of chubbiness from eating dangos. Makes her nice and soft.

i wanna snuggle the busty pancake hatted alien bune

Alright I'm gonna do it, but use all my luck for this month to stop Obama from ruining the internet forever.

Have you not seen what you have posted so far? dummy

Don't you mean peaches and cream.

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The one I remember was very similar but ended very differently. I wish I could un-read it.

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Shame on you, good taste or no.

R A B B I T
A
B
B
I
R A B B I T

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cottontails > veggie tales

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Like every 30th i'm here to call your thread a shit and your loli a whore

rabbit rabbit

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Good job, Mark.

What do you do in February?

Was it a shit job you were fired from? Hope you're enjoying your new one.

You better give me good luck rabbit cause if you don't I'll bully on /2hu/. btw keep blog posting, the more you post the more about you I learn.

Good luck user!

I forgot to say it straight after waking up but spoke the rabi's curse soon after. I fucked up didn't I?

I'm sorry user…

So when will the third chapter be translated? Someone should get on that.

Hopefully you said it within a reasonable amount of time, like within 5 minutes. If you waited like an hour, then you definitely missed it. Sorry.
You don't get punished for failure, so I hope you still have a nice month!

Hopefully never.

It's like you don't want to lewd the rabbit

prepare for bunnage

I love to lewd the rabbit, but I despise cheating/NTR.
Started dumping something nice over at >>>/monster/219606

Rabbit girls strike me as a bit tame considering what /monster/ gets, but aight
Tewi is very likely to cheat on you though, and you know it :^)

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Hey, the market didn't crash this month.

Rabbit x3

/monster/'s pretty cool with a lot of near-human monster girls. They don't mind when I mention My waifu, despite being one of the least monstrous youkai in the series.

This is the best rabbit doujinshi.

How about no.

I'd dump it if I wasn't sure Markel would ban me for it.

China doesn't look like a monster at all, so /monster/ is doing pretty bad if they're letting you make threads about her. The other option is Tewi, but that's obvious as fuck.

I don't make threads about her, but I've mentioned her in 2hu/waifu threads a couple of times.

Also I spoilered because everyone expects my waifu to be Tewi.

I for one am not surprised that one of the Chinamen does this. It goes according to the personality of the ones I've met back when 4cuck soku threads were a thing, and later on this site too. I guess congratulations are in order for having an above-average waifu
I had the feeling it wasn't Tewi, no man can post so much of his waifu and not talk/praise her

The gig is up, nerd, everyone knows she isn't now though I can see the appeal on your waifu

Funny you mention that. I miss playing for those threads.

Thanks.

Yeah I feel ya. Too bad it went to shit in the end, the shitposting was so prevalent that even the lorefags were somewhat missed

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spend that day with my family because it's my birthday

Sounds like a good plan.

Which date user?

30/02

Which type of calendar are you using user

I don't have a rabbit but I have a Mokou.

The Julian calendar.

I'll gladly take that from you mate
Why not the Gregorian calendar like everyone else?

Mokou a cute.

PASKAHOUSU SAUNA PERKELE

Rabbit rabbit u lil shit

It's three times ya goof

Well screw you I ended up saying rabbit rabbit IRL twice anyway. I still get the lucks.

rabbit rabbit rabbit!

There is room for variation in the number of times you say it. Going by threes just sounds good to me. It's a good number.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

That's four rabbits you cheeky cunt

Whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, I say rabbit rabbit rabbit until I fall back asleep. I probably end up saying rabbit like 50 times.

Rapid Rabid Rapell!

You fool! You've messed with the natural order!

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

It was an ok month, I guess.

The rabbit is an unpredictable curse. Sometimes you just don't get what you wanted

I know it's mostly genes, but still.

So if I stay up past 12 and say shit it's okay as long as I say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" when I wake up later in the day right? Or is it best to just say it as soon as it's the first if I'm gonna stay up? I gotta work the night shift t'day

just say it you oaf

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

It's when you wake up, the first thing you must do is chant the curse

What?

I hope you'll be okay/able to take care of it.

Since you probably wake up the evening before, try saying it at midnight and dawn for good measure. That's what my friend does.

Fine, 10 hours in paint.

Now that's some scary shit. The fuck out of here golem

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

NO MERCY
RAPPER RAPING RUTTING ROOTING RAKING ROTTING ROBBING RANTING ROUTING RELENTING ROCKING RAVING

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

At least I'm not at risk to get murdered.

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Considering what you just said, is it really something to be happy about?

This is bunny girl territory doc, /cuteboys/ is next door

Heres hoping I'll fuck the bunny tonight and get some good fuck luck.

But /cuteboys/ is all about catboys ;_;

Go force the bunny boys on them then, they need to be washed from cat filth

I think you're just having a string of bad luck that the charm can lessen.

Good luck user!

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If things get rough for me in October, I'm blaming the rabbit for not fucking good enough

Agreed, but there's not enough bunny-boy images to use on them.

Go get some more then! If you're going to be a faggot you must be the strongest faggot. Gather your boy bunnies and crash their board!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

FUCK YOU LYING NIGGER BUNNY

Related

There's a handful of genderswapped Tewi pics if you look well enough.

holy shit this is delicious

Fine.
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit. Even said outside thread.

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT!

I said Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit the exact turn of the clock at midnight this morning (live in Asia).

Also I rabu Reisen.

Fuck you rabbit cunt, you're getting bullied.

What the fuck. I wanted a boyfriend!

You probably should have fapped to Tewi at least once or twice before bed.
Dreaming about Tewi would have helped too.

i must have said it at least 40 times

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i wanna nibble on her ears

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Remembered to say it the instant I woke up. Thanks, Tewi.

YOUVE DONE THIS

EVERY MONTH

FOR A YEAR (TWO YEARS?)

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TEWIPOSTER?

oh fuck I forgot

well, I've been doing pretty well lately, maybe this month won't be so bad

It's supposed to be every month to remind everyone to do the chant and get good luck, faggot.

welcome to a witch coven dumbass

Ever since it started on/jp/ more people started to kill themselves.
Coincidence?

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Pic related

Lol, what a gay

I seem to have fulfilled the conditions.

How long until I ascend to Valhalla?

Good luck anons!

No serious injury though, right? You'll be fine.

You've got all month; don't worry.

Why's that? Is your penis working?

Next month will be a 2-year anniversary for /2hu/ and /jp/, while /a/ and Holla Forums have been getting it for over a year now.
I just wanted to spread good luck and happiness to everyone!

I hope you still have a good month!

Tewi is a schemer and not a honest bun prone to lying.

Reisen is a goddess.

feels like family i guess

Rude. Reisen is cute though.

That's a nice sentiment to have, though it must get frustrating sometimes.

Oh look, it's the protag from

Rabbits are the niggers of the animal world.
All they do is fuck up forests and breed too much.

It just doesn't get me hard, I don't know why.

yeah

Post all the Buns!

fran is a bune

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

We need all the luck we can get now that the UN controls the Internet.

oh that went through did it?

It's not like our government has even a single care for its citizens or their rights.

OH NO

Nice.
Hope you still have a nice month, user. Always beware of german redheads.

what happened, did you say rabbit in german? that probably counts

I don't know shit about German, I don't even know a single word in German

Oh I am. I like red, but not on someone's head

That's your opinion and I respect it. I normally like it a lot (for now obvious reasons).

It has nothing to do with waifus though.

Probably shoulda specified 3D redheads

I forgot to say it and I woke up sick

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Were you learning german with China?

LOL

Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit

Fair enough.

As if Meiling would know any German. Hope you feel better soon!

Oh you.

Suwako is a cutie.

robot robot robot

In my ongoing laziness in waking up, I remembered to say the three magic words

Good luck user!

I wasn't able to do it since people were talking outside my door that came in and bothered me, and I forgot.

What rude people. Hope you still have a nice month.

what huge gays, i had something similar happen which was my first missed month.

Tewi phone wallpaper really helps, and holy shit sleeping until noon feels great.

I woke up and fell asleep multiple times this morning, so I made sure to say it each time just in case

Good job user! Keep it up!
I'd love to be able to sleep until noon myself, but I've got a schedule to keep.

Safest way to do it.

I did it.

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Good job!

Sorry to hear that. Hope the rest of you month improves.
Didn't you say it in the morning too?

Don't worry user, there's always next time.

yes

Probably would've been worse without it.
I really do hope things get better for you!

I think it works something like this:

By saying 'rabbit rabbit' the first time, you are guaranteeing good luck for that month, but unknowingly entering into a 'contract' of sorts.. From there on out, as long as you remember to say it, the good luck will continue, almost as if there's a limitless supply. But if you forget to say it, you have your luck 'siphoned', and this is where the people who remember to say it get their good luck. It's like their good luck is being sapped.

So you better remember to say it every month, because if you start, there ain't no stopping

That's dumb.

You would say so, wouldn't you, demon rabbit loli?!?!?

I'm kidding with you

>she then said that wasn't enough and forced me to have sex with her in bed immediately after
>thought it was pretty neat because she doesn't usually get on top or really initiate
>was really rough and pulled me into her with her trusts
>slapped and strangled me a bit closer to the end
>afterwards tells me deadpan that I am her property
>sitting here at the computer with an aching dick having ejaculated three times in two hours wondering if it was rape and if it is too late to run for the hills
So does saying rabbit rabbit rabbit give me good luck or curse me? This thread is giving me some really mixed messages.

That's a lot of bad luck incoming.

I remembered to do the rabbit thing this month. Hopefully this means I'll finally get a job. But, just in case, time to test my good luck. Buy me Rabi-Ribi please!

Say goodbye to your eternal soul. Also probably your wallet, thanks to the alimony claims you're going to be getting soon.
Maybe if you remember next month at least you won't have to bid your dick farewell to a pair of scissors.

Isn't it better than having a lukewarm relationship where you don't know if she really wants to even be with you though?

t. subfag

Your luck just ran out, because I'm about to call you a faggot.

Are they that bad?
Being called a faggot isn't as bad as the past couple months anyway.

JUST

Willing subs are only good for murder.
t. gurofag

At least the charm got you home safe and sound. Your girlfriend sounds crazy though. Definitely not my type. Stay safe user!

Good luck with the job hunt.

Personally I prefer not having crazy powerplay shit. I just want sweet tender lovemaking.

Shit fetish, also you might be on the receiving end of that one. Please reconsider your horrible taste.

Are you trying to imply something about best girl?

I'm gonna keep posting Bun until you like it.

Get better taste anytime

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

im not going to feign dislike for bunes in an effort to get you to post more buns, but do carry on

TEWI IS A MURDERING DEMON. STOP FALLING FOR IT'S LIES

Who has she murdered?

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

only unsubstantiated claims from anons on other boards. In reality I just want to bully Tewi

She gets portray as a sadist and a violent psychopath all the time. It's not flattering. Would prefer to see her being nicer.

At least you're honest about it.

I blame Akyuu
I would prefer to see her in a game that isn't 10 years old
And here's some nice Yuuka.

Nice Yuuka is nice.
New Yuuka/Phantasmagoria when?

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Does it count if I said it thirty minutes after I woke up, but still the first sound I made?

Goodbye, rabbit.