In this thread we post real animals that look like Pokémon

In this thread we post real animals that look like Pokémon.

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Fat people are disgusting. Americans please swallow a shotgun

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Geji Geji are common in Japanese houseolds, particularly in the country side. They have the uncanny ability to drop down on your head, if you spot them above hanging on the ceiling.

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They're just a type of centipede, user.
They're really not special in any way.

That thing is from Commifornia. The solution is simple, nuke the most degenerate areas of Commifornia. Portland, OR & NYC gotta go too.

EDF! EDF!

You could say that about literally anything.

Okapis are pretty neat.

This is easy

Not the platypus

Listen here, nigger. Too many threats like that and your feet are going to be found on the bank of the Columbia.

I think the point was more about using the Japanese name like a weeaboo.
Also here's a takaashigani*.

*tl note: takaashigani means plan

uso are bad user.
TL note : uso means localization

There's a good masturbation joke in there somewhere.

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top kek what a faggot awesome bird

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It is a polish chicken, they were bred as a show bird to have a tuft of feathers like that on their head. They are extremely timid because they can't really see with all those feathers in their face.

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Fucking Australia, how do humans even manage to survive in that deathtrap of a country?

get gud.

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By not attacking a platypus? It's not rocket appliances.

Abbos were pretty creative fuckers,
I think there's a guy on JewTube called Primitive Technology who builds shit they abbos would have made back in the day.

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Their contributions to humanity know no bounds.

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But what if you're just walking around the neighborhood trying to avoid the giant spiders when suddenly a wild platypus jumps on you and starts humping your face?

Platypus hang out near streams and rivers. Oh and Platypus poison is one of the worst poisons you could ever have injected in you. It's so terrible you'll scream yourself to exhaustion in your sleep and need to be restrained or you'll kill yourself to just make it stop.