IT'S OVER

Kill all jews.

No, then we couldn't play foreign games.

Except you can already import.

Cultured patricians: 1
Impotent NEETS: 0

youtube.com/watch?v=jA6A-ySMHYI

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Are you really this retarded, have you really this small a brain, this just means that localization staff can be less qualified for their position leading to more san fransicans, shitty ex journos and ba of maymays to get jobs localizing video games, Nintendo's Treenouse will soon become the localization standard for video games.

Importing is apart of globalisation you dumb nigger.

Treehouse employee, please stop. You need to find a job now because when Nintendo will use this to translate you'll be out of job asap.

It also means fan translations will be faster and better, and if you don't want to wait for an autist to translate your shitty waifu VN, you can run it through a translator that isn't complete garbage.

I'm a ugly smelly NEET and even I managed to learn Japanese.

Shut up google

only positive is It gets rid of the sjw censorship whores like treehouse and others out of a job of fucking over translation for money.

but there probably be a spot for someone to double check shit out.

i mean fuck there are people doing it for free yet they never take advantage of it.
hell most of fire emblem if was translated before it came out in the west and far better then what treehouse did and they did that for free.

Here's a demo. The only available languages are ones that I'm pretty sure most machine translators already have an easy time with, i.e. no Japanese.

language-translator-demo.mybluemix.net/

What is your favorite movie?

nope, its still retarded

Guess that answers that OP

I know you're playing le devils contrarian advocate here. But Wattsons specialty is natural language processing, its supposed to be much faster than Jewgle translate, reminder that it beat two of the best Jeopardy players

We need to chip everyone in the brain from birth with some sort of hardware that allows everyone to speak a single language in addition to their mother tongue.

It can be english or a new esperanto-like language, it doesn't matter, the core idea is that as long as we all speak different languages, there will always be conflict and misunderstanding.
Speaking a common tongue is the first crucial step towards communication between different people.

Our lack of collective, shared lingua franca is holding us back as a species.

Math is a universal language.

Math can't write a game about giant robots.

*except for Niggers

That shits not even close to it's true purpose. It was developed to help diagnose diseases. Set up a couple of these around the country, have patients describe their symptoms in real time, feed in the results of some routine test work - and bam, it outputs a diagnosis of disease.

Remember, it doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be better than the majority of human doctors in order to be adopted.

Watson is to doctors, what self-driving cars are to truck drivers. They'll probably still need surgeons for a while longer a little while, anyhow, but general practitioners are going bye-bye.

S A H E L A N T H R O P U S

Thank you user, I'll check it out!

You might have saved us some cash.

english is the lingua franca, just that the uncivilized countries havn't caught up yet

Machine translations will never be perfect. But if they can be worked up to a point where you can translate 90% of a game through a machine and only need a person to do a single editing pass then we could really speed up localization by a lot.

English will be the common tongue of the world in less than a century barring any unforeseen missteps.
Sage for double post

Hello there fellow NSA agent.

Problem with Japanese is that it is heavily reliant on context, to the point you'll often see native speakers get confused. Watch any reporter ask random people on the street and how he needs to repeat himself or word it differently because they have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

OP you're a fag

I saw that too.

I hope so because that's my job. I like to keep the text as autistically loyal to the original as possible, but we do have "guides" that tell us we ahould fuck shit up anf change foreign references and expressions, even when they're easy to understand. I personally think it's retardes.

How about, instead of fucking retarded brain implants, they simply taught english as a second language at school? Something half the world already does?

Germans are of arab descent, just like the French are africans. It's 2016, you've commited suicide by weakness, now your countries belong to those who are stronger than you

they dont need to be perfect, just better than existing localizers. which is trivial when localizations mean removing content.

Watson isn't going to be free. It'll probably be cheaper than paying a translator salary for months, but it's a complex piece of software that will probably cost a lot to rent(it's for big businesses). I doubt fan translators can afford using Watson.

Adding on to this, I really hope someone is able to leak the source code or something for this and some open source clone gets made.

The sooner communication between language barriers gets eliminated, the sooner we can stop relying on regressive "localization".

For one thing, no machine will ever be able to translate Japanese, it's too reliant on figuring out context to ever work really well.

If they somehow do manage to figure out how to MTL Japanese without the computer just shitting out "ching chong long" every other sentence you could easily set up a botnet that uses a percentage of idle processing power of whatever PCs are on-line to muscle through.

OP = fag confirmed

Get that mass shooter out of here, you savage.

You think nip is contextual and hard? try sandniggerish. The Arabic language is beautifully poetic and can only be described as flowery, at least the academic form of it. If only it was used by some other peoples than the literal cancer that's killing all of humankind.

WW3 can't come any quicker.

Japanese games suck. Phil Fish was right.

It's a clusterfuck.

Machine translation is shit.
However it is possible to make it real. After all our language is quite mechanical, problem is there is quite a few formulas.

A lot more of work and we will manage to make it work. At least with english.

A step closer to a truly multicultural society where your culture doesn't matter and nobody will hear your own words.

Translators are still completely shit at translating my language. I couldn't give two shits. If all goes bad, I'll just have to go the weeb path and learn Japanese.

Huh. No wonder all the nip learning threads focus on mugging kanji rather than grammar. I learned three languages formally and all three emphasised grammar and sentence structure more than vocabulary after a certain point.

Romance languages are easy as shit. All use the same alphabet with few symbols, have relatively consistent sentence structure and easy to identify words.

Hell, the biggest problem with English is merely figuring out all the one off spelling rules for words, but other than that it's simple.

Compare it to Japan, not only do you have to contend with all of the above, but also two "alphabets", some 4000 kanji symbols, special spelling and pronunciation rules for said kanji when combined into words, all manner of unique grammatical bullshit on top of that.

It's easy to see why Japanese is such a challenge, anyone that start out has an extremely difficult time figuring out where to begin. You can't figure out the grammar because you can't read the fucking thing, and to be able to read you need a shitload of time spent on rote memorization.

It's ok. Remember Babylon.

Don't they do the hiragana-atop-hard/obscure-kanji thing? Like for the shit you have no bitflippin' idea how to pronounce?

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How good it will be for moonspeak though? Asian languages have infamously evolved in completely different, needlessy convoluted and extremely context based ways.

Translating from portuguese to english to french is relatively easy but let's see how it does from japanese to mandarin to english.

If they release a 'works 90% of the time' pocket version I will immediately get in line and waste all my saving going to Japan and picking up all the PS2 games I always wanted to play.

Of course, it doesn't need to be a positive change: If this ever reaches the hands of the masses, what are the odds in our increasingly connected world that they will find out there is porn absolutely every fucking where in Japan and cry for censorship?

Japan can cook up a nuclear warhead and missile to deliver it within a year if it wanted. Japan is in the process of building ships that are proper aircraft carriers in all but name, on top of building cruisers and destroyers.

Japan already told the UN to go fuck itself when they tried to shame them into censoring themselves.

what

Do you hate any people in your country? Heck, I know you hate some people in your neighborhood and I bet you all speak the same language and call each other the same names.

Fuck off, NSA.

Source please, i've heard of this before

There is no source because it never happened

The UN attempt or the response?

So is watson really AI or just some freaky machine clone of their OG CEO from the 50s or his son who got them to build the system/360?

We need to kill everyone who thinks this sounds reasonable.

This to be honest.

Reminder

Old testament god is a cliché fantasy game ancient evil.

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I taught myself English when I was 12 because I got tired of not enjoying media. Translations take weeks if not longer and if you're into niché stuff you're SOL.

It's easy for people who already live in English speaking countries.

Without globalisation you wouldn't even know JRPGs exist.

FTFY

But how about something better than that garbage you call language?

lol

retard

Well if globalisation destroys my culture and language I can't fucking wait. Not much worth saving honestly.

So everyone who isn't fluent in JPN is a normalfag?!

If don't speak English well enough to play vidya, you should not be playing games in the first place.

Yes, I'm aware of the irony of posting such a garbled mess.

Japanese sucks as a language. Enough said.

Will it ever actually be better than the alternative?

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Without the need for any skilled workers, they'll be able to include more gender studies majors to help with that double checking step.

IT'S OVER
FACTORY WORKERS ARE FINISHED

haha one less job for those stupid squishies

BECAUSE YOUR SALIVA DIGESTS THE THIN SUGAR SHELL

FUCK