What would you do if you found out your mom does/did porn?

/wx/ Holla Forums obviously.

Kinda hard for her to do that. Being dead and all.

must be hard being a retard

I wouldn't know

… because you don't know your mother?

It would be very painful to know that

Ask her to introduce me to her female co-workers

Ask for BBC for Christmas

mmmk neckbeard

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This is the true answer. Ask if she can even be bred by superior black seed too.

I know her better than I should. I wouldn't know how I would react.

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That's a great tshirt

Exquisite fucking taste, OP. I rarely see Savanna Samson mentioned (granted, she's been retired for nearly a decade). She was my first favourite pornstar and still is in my top three all-time.

Can you recommend some of her best scenes?

Off the top of my head, I think it's the final scene of a movie called "Gotcha!" she fucks two different dudes at a laundromat in it. It's kind of hard to recommend scenes that aren't in movies though since she was a Vivid contract girl for pretty much her whole career. She didn't do work for sites like Brazzers, Naughty America, BangBros, etc.

source?

Everyone who found out a parent was in porn would check it out simply out of curiosity.

Kill myself?

Are you trying to make us believe that you wouldn't fap to whatever you found?

Pretty sure it was a image on Reddit that was taken from cuckchan

Poor guy.

wow I almost believe that happened

that story is as old as 4chan, its also fake and gay
now look at these totally legit stories

Nice.

u m8 w0t

LOL

Source?

Were greentext stories always this stupid and low-effort?

A lot were. Mostly only the great ones were reposted often, however, until Reddit and Know Your Meme came along to repost and share the shit ones.

i like kym :F