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bump

wat

concern yourself with good info not useless info

Why do you even link new threads if you're not even posting or talking to anyone?

Only because Ui keeps bringing in more fat crossdressers.

*bumps*

...

he doesnt really know how to talk to people

I don't know how to deal with this at all.

Thus not utterly shit.

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/happening/

i'm back from reading~

bump
gimme
yuri~

...

true enough
there's not really a guide to it though, and i don't have a particular anger at anyone here

true
ok, mostly shit

...

...

We have to fight to the death and brutally enforce our ideologies.

You accepted it

Wow he really turned the boob bounciness up to max

sure there's a guide. it's right here: pastebin.com/iu5EM7s9

anyone below 7/10 FILTER EM

*whew

Is the user ShitFox again?

kodomo no jikan

what do i do if they're not on there?
would i have to filter myself?

I wouldn't really say that.

That's a fight which will not heed any fruits of labour.

It gets pretty good.

Oh, thanks.

...

nothin wrong w./ that my dude

sci ps.... i

how are you fine folks tonight?

fine fine
it's... not shit
it's animus

does that work?
i'm trying to be unreasonably cynical here darn you

you're killing me here

real tip i've listened to toxic like 10 times in a row and it's still good

spears has that staying power

0/10

Fine, we won't do it today, but only because it's 'Murica appreciation day.

gay

/stream crossing

Was it the alcoholism?
I bet it was the alcoholism.

Well that's better.

shh shh [pets ur hair]

actually i dont even know how i'd rate you at this point. for now i'll give you a special category and get back to it later.

ikr fuck that guy

*nyan

maybe a little i guess lmao

okay okay tone it down bud.

thank you

i feel like such a snowflake

anywho, time to sleep
goodnight animus

gag

soo.....good then?

seth meyers or gtfo ----->

ahhhh im not on there, also wolfspider is to high fuck that guy

me too
seeya later

Or was it because I stopped void posting?

No problem.

Are you like the rest of /lewds/ posters and morbidly obese?

ugh fiiiine... i return to the no fun allowed zone.

good talk with /lewd/ tho they all good people

before your time i guess

nope

nope im skinny

ew wtf

i dont even know u
maybe i should just remove wolfspider too

whats void posting

yeah they'll be all right

...

...

howdy folks
life is dull

before i go to sleep
i am not morbidly obese

alright
now my offended conscience can rest nicely

next time ill bring snacks... they seemd grumpy

accepted wat? ._.

lol ikr?

brittany is sooooooooo old

sooo hi. ive sold you to this guy named Blackjack for 2 bitcons

ily luka

well the last time there was a mass migration from animus it started out as awful spamming and then they hated the people from animus who actually wanted to stay there at first

you got gyped

thanks

When I used to just answer to everyone with lyrics and post stuff from this folder back in 2015.
You don't remember that?

...

i did not agree to shit

Being bumped.

he can be found here... expecting his merchandise

not really
i think maybe by mistake i took your posts seriously lol
but yeah no i dont think that would improve posting quality

it's still too crossthready

can we ban blackjack pls?

no, I know the song silly tp

it is not one that I enjoy :p

sounds good to me though?

seth meyers is a god, how dare u

how'd you talk them into 2 bitcoins wtf

nice link

oh... there you are. i need payment in full plus delivery

...

I tried to pick a fight with Proto a few times like that too.

Is Blackjack cute though?

tried doing that to welms but his reactions sucked

but proto's such a sweet guy why would u do that

ya shes a cutie

how bout this one?

To get inside his madness.

lol

banning people woah tumblr faggot

...

remember when bard posted there and got pissed at the erp and left?

and now it's even worse here LOL

he even gets mad when people cap him irl... lol can you believe it?

I'm getting mixed messages here.

He's not actually crazy. I've gotten under his skin once. He's just edgy.

what's wrong with tumblr they have based images

Just gonna assume you're both beached whales.

remember when "load last 50 posts" was a thing and you didn't have to load the whole fucking thread every time?

Pepperidge farm remembers

don't give me that look

stopped at 0:02

you have weird taste in music

probs not a good idea unless you've given up on life as it is. proto's world is not for livin in, it's just for lookin at from the outside.

but seth meyers isn't funny

ERPS FUCKSJFKK;LSGLFGGGSSSS
*ragequits

oh but this is fine...

nuu

proto has raged at me before and i didn't do shit

he's the best

He's not even particularly edgy.
He's just fucking autistic and keeps spamming nonsensical shit nonstop for reasons I don't think anyone understands.
He's pretty much a Sci tier poster.

what was the deal with his sister who died and you didn't know or something?

...

he seems a tad oversensitive

and sjw's

neato

/bump

xd respond to me or ill ddos you

ANYONE I LOVE LEFT

Post face

WAR GOD

RIFK

RIFK DRINK

WHAT DO YOU FIGHT FOR?
RIFK
GIBBE MUSIC

ehs mah nigga tho, gotta love his little quirks...

...

...

500 GB/S

...

this blackjack dude is a fucking cuck

Stop posting pictures of me.

What does that mean?

[Randon, obscure reference to some super minor "hacker" to show I'm a legit hacker too.]

...

I will not

I've seen him break the act twice, I've come to understood he's just like Neru.
In the end it wasn't worth my time.

I saw him talk to the old posters normally and then I was like "oh, well then."

Is that girl at least 18 or are you about to be posting CP again?

...

nuuuuuuuuuuuu

These pictures aren't for the public.

me atmm

for the record proto is a hacker and i remind him of his old dead hacker friend and that's why he likes me

it's not that hard to understand

Yeah I bet

kuus was more konato tho, js

proto appreciation thread

:<

i dunno

*appreciates proto

HOW DARE U

i ain't clickin dat shit nigga

...

Shouldn't the other hand be moving? What the hell?

Yeah just go ahead and do it.

I showed you these in private..... I trusted you......

I'm actually 20 though.

when I joined shhe was using yui :)

not for sama. he's a lil subby boy.

...should it?

then she quit using Yui cus I used Yui c :

that's what you get nerd

for like 2 months, if...

its true, i like to be on the bottom...

you're missing out

im starting to really like that gril youre posting ban

real talk tho posting someone's private pictures in thread is pretty shitty

if it's nudes it's defamation and a felony in some places, so check yourself b4 u shrek urself

Thats pretty gay

Probably unless the guy is a bitch or something.

what the hell did I ever do to you?

Want her skype?

i dont think thats why she quit using Yui...

were you around for the shrekchan raids?

shit was fun

oh you know

I was around I think but didn't participate

bring the action

no i would need to plan out how to make her mine
and im lazy

hey... a dude can like the bottom ok

we got shrek'd

yui seems like she's probably kind of a bitch to me, not that i've ever seen k-on. is she?

cute tho

bbl

*brings the noise and the funk but forgets the action

Yeah cool now show butt.

Just start normal conversations.

I don't know I like roughing people up and stuff.

she is actually the least bitchiest of that show

Yui is an enormous airhead/klutz, always making mistakes and being 'cute' while doing it

All of the characters have zero personality. You couldn't describe any of them as a bitch.

Yui in particular is stupid. But really all of them just sit in a room together and drink tea and eat sweets. That's the entire fucking show near as I know. I got maybe seven episodes in and decided the show was psychologically damaging.

not that i know or anything

Complete bitch

thats one way of making woopie...

i did a whole series on Yui last night itt... they were begging me to stop... except bard, he liked it

hi master

More

...

But it wasn't a real examination of the character and her lack of, well, character.

I wouldn't even call what you did satire.

...

...

i watched like three eps of k-on

she just got her guitar and then i was like this show if fucking stupid

Objectively, it is fucking stupid.

It probably has a dick.

kys

imgur.com/a/8nY0J

this is the thought of somebody who cant enjoy life

who dat

just my take on things...

im searching for the thread so i dont have to repost

no loyalty

why do you have a rooster/chicken mask lmao

Don't stoop so low as to get desperate for Shamu.

Subtle is a confirmed furry...

i like the drama he creates and i think he may actually die so i like to encourage him

everyone here seems to flip flop between calling me cute and telling me to kill myself

the only consistent one is gilgamesh

how is this news? he's also a pedo

Literally no one calls you "cute", you fucking ogre.

Pillow-chan

I don't know what you're talking about.

in that he always tells you to die?

cucks

only boo called you cute and then he realized he'd been deceived when he saw your body

II wish I had a soft pillow ;~

i may have told him he was cute

but it was only to get his confidence up so i could tell him to die

Why da cuck not?

Time to get some sleep, g'night.

...cute
*proceeds to down them all

wait this is CP isnt it?

fuck...

jk FBI
*panic mode
*delete delete delete

bye love

It's not flip flopping. I try to take you seriously, but then you post a pile of vomit and cry about the same fucking guy for the fiftieth time and the contempt wells up. It's on you.

At the very least I try not to encourage suicide.

I could tuck you in and give you some E-warmth.

They are 26

hey, im consistent with the cute thing....

whew...

i had a panic moment earlier when i thought i may have posted CP

but i guess i didn't

phew

Of course I've never called you cute either.

...

Sleep well.

...

i should go back

stop !

fish's face is like 6/10 tho
tits are like 1/10
belly 10/10

you would give me a nini? o///o

do me next

why would you even have CP on your computer you fucking pedo

i really really like this image...

not even kidding i pulled some shit off google and posted it and was like

wait did i just post CP?

hella panicked

Why should I?

One whole nini

Whys that?

to my knowlede i dont nezzy

I was thinking more a size 46.

...

not you, I knew you were meme'ing but tp was clearly being serious so I asked why

guitar stylings 4/10
hair 7/10
taco making 10/10

the only CP i might have is ghosty

i dunno but i savd it...

ima need to start assking for ID

OUCH

too much e too quickly

T0thank you benevolent tp

You forgot to type something.

I guess i'll just keep posting it then.

Save it. Its all yours my friend.

i have nia... and im pretty sure at the time she was 18. at least I hope. but its so buried in subfolders on an encrypted drive theyll never find it

already done...

GOTEEM

Good job my son

ty... and i hatte those fucking granola bars. why would they make them so danm hard?

tp if i come pick you up will you do a super cool specs op operation with me to burn down trap house and clean swedish's carpet

...

Building teeth muscles

...

is "carpet" a metaphor?

...

BLEGH

its awful... i like clif bars better. like a staple of my errday diet

No. The actual carpet.

Jesus, now the image is in my head.

lol knew id getchu with that

you paying for gas?

whooooo and another one

the cia will

cliff bars have so many fookin calories tho

if I remember correctly

I've like never eaten those things outside of camping.

I've never had a problem with the crumbs honestly.

calories are fine... its the carbs i worry about

I make good life choices
Like playing Warframe 'til 4 am because it's America day

sounds like a scam

i know cause i've been watching a lot of youtube scam vids

you gotta try the pomegranate one

are you still bleeding?

CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER EATEN ONE INDOORS YOU LIAR

*marks today begin revy menstrual cycle

it's not funny he's been bleeding for real

That sounds a lot like old people food.

I've eaten them at my desk and i'm just not an animal when I eat them.

she*

fuck your shit im enjoying myself...

it is... give it time

just warning you

she needs a doctor

i tried to tell her but she will not listen

I think I got like 20 years still.

STOP USING CHEAT CODES FFS

EAT YOUR FOOD LIKE A NORMIE

seriously don't know how you manage that, those oats n honey ones are crazy messy

Not at the moment but that hasn't meant much in the past week

...

*cancels calendar event
*false alarm, not ovulating

...damn

when you do... try a clif bar, theyre delicious

just be careful

Don't spoil my moment tsuchi

...

...

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

It works on everything.

That would require quite some friction.

gah cocorosie is shit.. its shiiiiit

I'll put it on my list.

I'll pretend to for you

and another...

Some of it is fine

♥

you are dead to me

Hey boo

ok, some... but that one... shit

...

Did you hello me?

Heyy revysama
did you just get here?
if so how was ur day

stare

You have to remember that TP also likes fat menwomen.

I tried it and I still have no friends so you lied again wow i cnt beleev u

You aree Dad to me

CocoRosie are great

feeling this rite now...
youtube.com/watch?v=sOYd7AEoMtI

i didnt... hi

he likes scrawny older white dames... truth

...

yes thanks for this album

...

your name
your the drake poster

I've been sick and not getting better and tp is mad I haven't gone to the doctor yet

.
.
.
.
.
.

my face right now

They're good for a few playlists, yeah.

Cougars aren't so bad if they have money.

You must of been on the wrong menu or something.

oh are you another /lewd/ immigrant
welcome home !

that might be the only time tp has ever been right about something
how bad is it?

Hello user-sama

nice quads

oh look you also have four repeating numbers in your post number

the white ones are acrid

Hi... so why are you bleeding?
and if it isnt menstrual why havent you seen a doctor?

justify your actions... do it now

...

YES?

this is like scary version of /lewd/ since i dont know anyone

Manageable
Not too bad
Nbd
I came home from vacation early

This is me irl btw

...

...

jesus christ do you do anything in life that isn't drinking or drugs

nice try dad I know that's you! you can't trick me....this time! ;w;

its a shame your pills are grounded tonight i can be your xanax

cute... and if i say youre cute youre cute

My body disagrees with itself and I dislike doctors
To already made me promise to see one Tuesday

Hi my names Archives nice to meet you.

So what brings you here?

I don't think I've ever seen you in our little corner before xd

*TP

body disagreement is not an apt description...
where is the blood coming from?

you look like benedict cumberbatch

youtube.com/watch?v=EwYGglQcV4g

yeah you probably should

Don't you mind

lol.... no

I feel like I've made this exact post like a hundred times.

I'll spoil what I goddamn want to.

ya he does you stupid nigger fuck you and your shitty opinion i'll fucking kill you

youre bleeding from the ass arent you?

i dont know blacjack just came from /lewd/ blackjack will go now

those are both easily acquired

COME THE FUCK AT ME BRO

Nice to meet you, Archives.

Natural selection will sort that out for me.

...

Why, when you could spoil me?

need cash for xanny

need social life for cuddles

...

don't worry
ask me anything you need to know
i can patience this out

Where were you?
early vacation leaves are shit

no... it wont

that you actually have to do

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

nighty night animu

dad? wow things are moving pretty fast

You really think so?

I just seemed like the right thing to do.

Goodbye then blackjack, i'll miss you greatly....old friend....

Okay, mostly the same post, give or take two words.

i was thinking more james dean

if i were you i'd be too anxious to go to sleep because my anxiety and my lack of xanax

The lake and I wasn't enjoying myself anyway

"REEEE" DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING JOKE YOU TIRED CUNT FUCKING SERIOUSLY MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE DUMASS NOW

COME

THE

FUCK

AT

ME

FAGGOT

Please don't share disgusting blogs when you wake up.

lol

degenerate

is this just lewd with a different paint job ?

alas i can not go just yet

...

i swear if he says he needs more xannies one more time

no one fucking needs xannies

ay papi, slow down~

If every rich nigress in the world direly craves me, it stands to reason that one of the most fit specimen will win the catfight over me.

Are those two words "I'm smelly," because you'd just be smelly old Archives then.

Oh but I already said my goodbyes and now its just awkward...

...

I've been given a prescription for ativan before, which is also a benzo, and ot's the only thing I'v ever taken that helped

You dont like lakes?
theyre really relaxing
what were you doing?

less underage people
more cocaine

the main difference from Holla Forums and the other alice boards is that we have a huge amount of drama
Holla Forums gimmick is that it runs on drama

Paintjob? We don't even have drywall.

can i ask you something?

I am slowing down.

I'm not smelly or old.

sama looks like bruce willis you retards

go wathc ur anime, lil dude

...presuming your prominent genetic traits surpass your social abilities.

if not you are limited to social interaction and manipulation

*daat redpill

The paint is a stunning mix of every known bodily fluid.

Shoot

Well then, according to user_sama, TP would never date you.

are you calling me slow?????
wow rood

gonna need that list of ingredients.

DEFLECTING

HERP I CANT COME ATCHU SO I NEED U TO GO AWAI

NO FAGGOT
U
LOSE

I try not tell people how bad I smell until they get to know me a little better.

'nough sed

lol we meme nao

But I REALLY need a date to the dance.

yes?

just go with the flow dude

ah fam i get yeah, it does have different feel

clean your shit up, dont act like niggers

Blood, shit, bile, piss, and semen.

Primarily bile in the past twenty four hours, but historically blood is the most common. I can't give you exact ratios, this shit is a black box.

ya well...... ur like gay, bro.

But this flow is rapidly changing speed and direction sooooooo I don't know how to handle it.

But it builds character.

I figured blood and semen would be the majority.

DIS NIGGA IS LIMITED TO LIKE 2 MOTHERFUCKING JOKES
CANT FIGHT BACK
MAH ADVERSARI WONT LEAVE SO IMA CALL EM GAY
NOW YOU
LISTEN
HERE YOU PISSY
LITTLE

TWAT

IF U DIDNT BRING TEH BIGBOI PANTS U SHOULDNA COME TO THA PARTY

NOW FUCK OFF
IMBECILE

split your lungs with cum and jizz

I'm not a redpill, I'm an MGTOWWBWWWW

Men Going Their Own Way With Black Women When We Want

When did end up telling your sister? That must have come as quite a shock for her.

Date The Dance sounds like a shitty reality television show.

You say it like God didn't damn us to this fate.

Swedish Fish vomited all over the floor and was posting pictures of it.

So, ya know.

What do you even do? How does this game show work?

lol

interesting... way to not force that

im pretty confused here in general

but it makes you nigger, so -character

you did it to yourself

you're tranny is broken

*adhominem*
*capslock*
*naruto character picture*

im meeming back at you now famly

She almost disowned me, but I'm working through it.

They all are.

oh, really?
sounds awesome

how do you rike my home

ADNAUSEUM
THIS CONVERSATION
ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING NARUTO

CAN

YOU

EVEN

FUCKING

MEME

WITH YOUR TIRED ASS

I can show you the way.

thanks fam

its like basra

do it fam

Excuse me?

Maybe it's a couples challenge where they're all new to dancing and trying to win some prize at the end. Professional dance instructors and stuff, like a Dancing with the Stars dealie.

My mom always said, if you force it it'll break.

I am my own God, and my own damnation. I identify as Three Days Grace songs.

At least after so many partial drownings, you're staring to build up an immunity.

?

Oh, disowned, not drowned. Never mind.

tranny here

i identify as a attack helo

Walk down this hallway and its the 3rd door on the left.

Open the chest you find inside and put on the gear you find.

Then slay the beast that we gave a name.

Don't make it gay.

I honestly should learn to expect this.

just bend it a little at a time...

ITS LIKE HES TRYING TO SPEAK TO ME I JUST KNOW IT

What the fuck is that .webm even?

your tranny is a degenerate tbh

fookin hell I'm tired, body is yelling at me but my mind won't shut up long enough to sleep

even so I'm powering down, goodnight animus

...

I can't dance and I don't have a partner.

what is this beast

idk some sorta glitch in the system or somethin

I like your infanticide poem.

Soon enough bent will be your new normal.

Then you wouldn't be on the fucking show, now would you?

...being curved slightly is the thing

idek where were we going with this?

Some people have called it a hydra in the past.

Thanks I put a lot of work into that.

Hey fuck you thats rude.

They all are.

Welcome to animus, consider visiting when /lewd/ finally curls up dead the rest of the way.

Do you want me to just give you my damn folder?

Night Nezi!

Idle conversation is the devil's plaything.

Maybe you shouldn't be wasting my time coming to a couples audition without a partner, you waste of a right foot.

Nah, there are plenty of Undertale images online that I could theoretically save. Yours are just collateral damage.

I wanna sleep but i also wanna play guitar all night

let me go get my gun

is that because most them have bigger dicks then you? kek

I bet you don't even have one.

No you gonna use the gear I gave you.

Your neighbors probably vote sleep.

ooooo whats that?

Alrighty then.

Nah, I'm just memeing.

...

Cat ears and a soggy cucumber.

?

so we idle... i got nothin

what should we talk about?

geetah geetah

Maybe if my neighbors were dogs

I highly doubt an acoustic strung with lights played fingerstyle would be audible through 4 or more walls Considering Ive had people complain about how quiet the guitar is from under 10 feet away

...i for one welcome our new blackjack overlord

She'll be gone tomorrow and never come back.

PRONOUNS ARE FUN

...

You don't need a partner to conduct auditions, you need a partner to be ON A PARTNERS DANCE TELEVISION SHOW. Get out of my sight.

I mean, if it offends you, let me know. I won't stop, but you can let me know.

The fourth?

Play some Mexican ballads then.

Would I be offering you my folder if I was all that offended?

i for one welcome our new (albeit temporary) blackjack overlord...

dont look at me like that... with those judging eyes. actually no keep doing it. its getting me hot

i get to work... but there will be fireworks, hbu?

you will be treated nicely under my rule

i will be here indirectly or direct

suck it up, butter cup

Thats exactly what a lonely guy trying to cover up his loneliness would say.

Only white guy at an all black party
Feels good lol

mai liege...

gonna get blacked fam

find a cute nigress and tell her sama said "sup"

JAJA, Gringo....
NO JABLA
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

I thought it might be like a "we shall overcome" thing.

I don't know, I just woke up an hour ago so I missed the part where people were making plans. I'll probably eat a bunch of eclairs or something.

I'm going to have to call security if you don't leave the studio. Do you know how many more of these auditions I have today? Do you think I need this right now?

Get The Gringo was an alright movie.

That makes it worse..

No

eclairs doesnt sound very holiday-e

normally people cook food outside and drink alcohol

this is phase one, of my plan

"Alright" is probably the best you can give it.

Its will take about 30 seconds for your goons to get to me.

I only need 10 to kick your ass

Nah they called me bubba sparks and started dancing to miss new booty
Good vibes

Nah I'm back home already
Drunk as fuck because they were feeding me drinks like it was a race

oh?

...good

russian invasion? ... finally those capitalist pigs will get what they deserve

i for one welcome our new communist overlords with their socialized medicine and equal rations for all...

...

I might boil some hotdogs too or something. Microwave a s'more or two.

I had a lot of fun with it. I'd even say it was good if they had fleshed out Mel Gibson's romantic relationship with that Mexican kid and his mom a little better.

Joke's on you, I don't have an ass. It's just legs all the way up.

fine be a nigger

nato air forces would tear apart the Russian air force, then comes a10's hitting the Russian armour welp

...

whats the problem

Prove it, I won't fall for a bluff.

Also, you're not going to barbecue today?

Wait, I think I've already chastised you for this.

...

my god nigga thats not even trying... wut about ur freedums

pls nigga nato dont stand a chance... putin is a madcunt

finally we agree on something... doenst mean i like you tho

I'm white, sorry to disappoint whatever fetish you have

Rude sama and 2ne1

wut.... lol

do et

I don't think we have any charcoal right now. I could pan fry them or something I guess.

There is nothing more freeing than trashy convenience.

...

well im off
have fun

I honestly didn't expect you to do it.

Who are you?

This is what capitalism is for. This is the part where somebody buys it.

Kaybe

oh... lol

fair point

nite milord

literally grimmy tier

dude why are you so upset lol

Later.

Noted

I'm not
Why does it matter to you?

I'm Kaybe. And I have to come clean, that butt doesn't belong to me. I tried to pass it off as mine because of its more favorable butt to leg ratio.

I mean, we've needed water softener for months too, do you really think that means I should go out and buy some? Are you crazy? I'd have to drive a mile to the store to do that.

As someone who has never seen Kaybe's butt, I cannot say with certainty if that's his or not, but I would maintain skepticism.

Wow really? I guess I gotta go delete that picture then.

i dunno. curious i guess.

Thats for the support

If you need someone to play with your butt I got you

A whole mile?

That's over 5000 feet.

I suppose your procrastination makes sense.

You don't have to, I never did. Maybe I never will. What excitement the future holds.

It's not about what my butt looks like, it's about what I identify as my butt looking like. Don't be disrespectful.

"Asspussy"

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Seeing such terrible posters from my country is embarrassing

Sorry I think you're the wrong gender and almost 100 lbs too heavy for what I go for

Yeah I'm not a trap :3c

It probably hold lots of butts and dicks.

I will not be pulled into your identity politics, you barbarian.

everything norm says has that sarcastic tone... so although i personally enjoy it. a cant fully welcome him as our new norm overlord

I don't know where you got that association o.o

Desu says you're a furry now.

Congrats on coming to grips with yourself.

Not to mention that charcoal weighs something. I'd have to A. take a shower, B. put clothes on, C. get the keys and drive a mile, D. walk into and through the store, E. pick up the charcoal (which isn't weightless), G. carry the charcoal back to the car after F. dealing with the cashier, H. drive back home, I. get the charcoal out of the car and into the grill, and J. make hotdogs after lighting the charcoal grill. Just give me a gun.

The future sounds pretty handy, I don't think I'd want it around my kids.

Oh, what, just because I don't speak Roman, now I'm a barbarian? You're just a sad bigot.

Traps are justis

don't worry about it my man. there are terrible people everywhere.

ahah

Kids are gay

goodnight

same fam

hey i like appearing when some talks shit about me

niggerd?

You're like a shithead Beetlejuice.

youre bothering subtle and i like subtle. but i dont even know who the hell you are so go away.

Hey, that word might offend someone somewhere.

I haven't met anyone offended by it, but you should really tone it down, lest somebody really go all out and call you "mean". That highest of crimes.

assuming theyre talking shit about you after you leave is a sign of some pretty severe mental illnesses...

Try doing it more :3

Realistically it's quite hard to pull off
I'm 5'7

Well you just had the truth straight from the horse's mouth
When he says he hates all transsexuals, that's the truth though

No I quite enjoy the contest

Being mean is an even graver crime than being average.

i hereby unwelcome our soon to be usurped blackjack overlord on the grounds that he is unfit for command...

oooooo sensitive faggots

or i just read between the lines

I'd hate for Blackjack to go behind my back and call me average to all his buds and orbiters.

this blackjack whatever the fuck just needs to eat it and leave.

youre some nobody comin in here fucking with people who actually matter here. go back to your shitty dead board please.

Well, sure, but don't you hate everything that doesn't involve rubbing butter all over your body followed by rolling in cinnamon in the tub?

i mean first time ever on animus and he's got a crowd of people hating him. what a first impression.

Have you been talking to Ethanol?

Nobody knows about this.

At least I'm halfway there

can't even think of any jokes about the guy because i fuckin don't know anything about him. does anyone?

maybe we shoulda stayed in /lewd/ a little longer... we were hasty

nah im good fam

its great right fam

cool front guy. you're gonna act proud of yourself because you're naturally unlikable? get the fuck outta here.

Booze is finally taking over
Night everyone
Have a good night/day where ever you are
Good vibes

Hey man, we can always go back some other time.

Later, Shiro.

New

If by "talking to ethanol" you mean "drinking ethanol," then yes. I have been talking to ethanol incessantly.

nite...

thats true i guess...