Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

I'm about to calibrate your asshole you ugly prawn.

i see people with good taste still visit Holla Forums

He calibrates Tali(or Liara maybe?) if you don't romance her in ME3
ME3 was completely shit

Tali. She's tsundere about it. Liara hankers after Shepard even if they romance someone else.

>ME games will only get worse with each game

Now that I think about it, Garrus was probably the only reason I kept playing the ME games.

>Another company won't buy the series and reboot it to make it good again

krogan cock so good

Purely out of design aesthetic, which artist do you fags think that designed the best looking bodies for Turians? I kinda liked what Cillchell did. Lot of other artists Just tend to just throw random patches of scales around and the design ends up looking unnatural.

Mass Effect 1 and 2 aren't really that great, but I spent so much time reading through the Codex. There were tons of stuff that could make for a good game.

I want to hug Wrex

I just finished the whole playthrough yesterday
Holy shit it only took a day to do Mass effect 1, 3 for mass effect 2 and 5 for fucking ME3
ME3 a shit, too many fucking cut scenes, shitty story and the gameplay was somehow worse than 2 or 1
For me ME1's only weakness was for how slowpace the combat was, ME2 made it faster pace at the cost of mods, Guns and generally everything in Variety
ME3 brought back more guns and armour, but everything was still shit and getting armour was worthless if you bought DLC, hell the strongest guns were fucking DLC, THe strongest squad mate was DLC and the best missions were almost DLC
God it was so fucking painful

That's because they intended to try and force that romance on you as the canon one. DIVERSITY

Why did they had to ruin Tali?
GIVE ME BACK TALI BIOCUCK

Garrus and Tali are the only reasons to play ME games.

Well, except that Garrus is a badly written autist in the first game and Tali can't be romanced. Actually, fuck ME1. It's a bad shooter with bad writing.

Tali single handedly makes ME2 worth it, though.
And that shooting scene on the citadel with Garrus makes ME3 worth playing.

download me1 save from the net and pirate sequels/10

Why would you play a Bioware game?

Biocuck shill pls go

ME1 was by far the best in every aspect except for the pace of combat, ME2 was a downgrade but had faster combat, ME3 was an abomination
If you think its bad writing that you couldn't romance an alien that you had only known for a short time, which upon making out with would end up with both of you poisoned if not dead then kill yourself

also
If you do neither Garrus and tali get together which is p[orbably the best ending you could get
You also dont get to see that abomination of a jew for a face of for Tali

talifag detected.

ME2 is shit, Tali is shit, and ME1 is the only good one.

I played ME1 for error, i was searching another game, and since i didn't remember the name, i got Mass Effect. I loved the future setting and all, and so i played them all, because i have to complete things. My opinion is similar to .

top wew

In having the worst dialogue of all three games? Having the most boring story? Most monotone planet exploration? Segregated gameplay and ship VN features? Worst UI since Oblivion?
ME1 was a terrible mess. Good for it that ME3 had the most terrible level design ever and that shit ending.

tbh Kaiden turned out to be the better team mate over ashley, Although hes boring as fuck, cucking him was hilarious at the end of ME1, doubly so in ME3 and he also had some of the better ability's as a squaddie
Like being able to use a rifle, and having overload+biotic abilities

Le gears of war with shittier gameplay

Le classic of rpgs

I dont understand how Gears of war is in anyway similiar to mass effect except for having a similiar cover system
Did you even play the game?

Perfect proportions stronk womyn with no faults. Yeah, no. She's an insufferable barbie.

Only fags and hardcore degenerates do this. Asari are literally jewish matriarchy.

Black hole of a personality. Would never even talk to.

Only semi-interesting person in the first game besides Tali turned stronk liberal tranny in third game.

Mass Effect needs more alium girls to bang. All you get is shitblue humanlooking cunt, unknown best girl what later on is shown to be also basically human, and humans.

Sorry for the shit watermark, but good luck finding any other good artwork for these shits.

le biocuck fan

This guy gets it.

Are you telling me our conquering of alien species is dependent on how degenerate they are to human fucking?

No.
It's dependent on how degenerate humans are to fucking aliens.
We'll fuck them, mark my words, no matter how prudish they may be. We'll seduce them, court them, we'll do whatever it takes. Because mankind's dream is to fuck aliens. It's been since the start. Because when it comes right down to it, if they refuse to be fucked, we'll fuck them anyway, willing or not.
That is our destiny

I think he means to construct a Deviant AI with the sole purpose of leading no-Human civilizations into degeneracy for the sole sake of humanity
Similar to how the jews wish to eliminate the bad Goy

I like Reginaprimata/queensimia's design myself.

Also Red is the only good option kill all clankers

technically fucking Liara maybe?
Alternatively surviving after fucking one of the male leads and being female might procreate
Or Alternatively fucking one of the female members

I'LL DESTROY YOU!

ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE

In the hands of a less shitty publisher the series would have been incredible.
The choices wouldn't be paragon or renegade.
The choices would be Kirk or Picard.

Thanks to your pic I'm now thinking about a QT P13 Salarian acting all mousy, looking down and away while holding her left arm with her right.
After you romance her she actually acts more confident.

I think I just want a xenophilia dating sim.

Maybe one day.
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This.
I don't understand why there's a fanbase dedicated to this guy. He is so fucking boring.
I made a mistake once in the Genesis comic thing for ME3 (I let Ashley die on Virmire instead of Kaiden) so I had to live with that for the rest of the adventure. Every time he opened his mouth I wanted him to die.

I need a little more than just a dating sim, personally.
I crave a game where I can live out my HFY fantasies, traveling the stars in my shitty mining rig, with its shitty, finicky, prone to leaking reactor, trading with everyone for everything, enjoying the local flavor, and getting wasted on local booze.
I want that frontier spacer vibe, where I can travel the stars, dig asteroids all day, schmooze on alien babes, fight xenos scum and save the dames [and a small consulting fee, of course].
I want Elite Dangerous's free-range exploration and sort of world style, with stations you can walk around on, people you can talk with, and ships out of something more like Firefly than any sleek Star Trek shit.
I want to work along side Moly and Jedd to save a station from destruction. I want to fight the Union scum to keep spaceships free. I want to find some strange new alien race, invite them on board, and treat them to the finest cuisines ol' Cooky can make, all while laying on the moves to the one delegate I am fairly sure is female.
I want to sit on my asteroid, digging away, and protect it from company scum what want my minerals for their own. I want to hire a crew of loners, thugs, drunks, and ruffians, and train them to be the finest bunch of meatheads what ever flew the stars.
I want to see a chunk of metal tear a hole through the bulkheads of my ship leaving my compartment exposed to the void, only to march back to my console with the new view and keep firing away.
I want to haggle away with a race of space gypsies, with the simple solution to throw actual gypsies at them.

I swear, one of these days, I'll learn some coding and shit to make that dream game.
Or, alternatively, I could live it. But, I doubt I'll live long enough to see mankind get to such a level.
Always liked the aesthetic of the Autumn. We should get more shit like that.

i regretted choosing ashley when ME3 came about
Then on my fourth playthrough i chose kaiden and immediately regretted my decision
thankfully 90% of his dialogue you can skip, you can cuck him twice and hes the better squad mate on the field in ME3

well bang okay?

How?

This is shilling.

ME1 was the longest tbh but only if you did all the sidequests.
ME1 was ultra long and they also did a nice MEUITM mod that makes the graphics really good without making the game lag and unplayable.

ME3 single player I never played, apparently it's some bullshit about some Diana reporter who pisses you off, the endings a shit (all of them); they could have gone with that theory of indoctrination which was amazing but they chose to go with "all is well" instead.
The starchild is a fucking disgrace and the 4th ending is a slap in the face, "fuck y'all for questioning our endings".
The original intended endings sounded pretty good, "sacrifice humanity to the reapers to save the galaxy from dark energy destroying us all or kill the reapers and doom the galaxy to be devoured by dark energy as humanity is not advanced enough to combat it".

Everyone lists the reasons they hate ME3 but they forget one thing, that one edgy katana/ninja guy. It was the worst thing in ME3 by far IMO, I don't know which retard wrote that character

Writers(and most of the rest of the team) changed significantly with each game(I don't have the pic of this but I'm sure someone else does). This is one of the reasons why games feel very disconnected to other, and ME3's team was the worst of them all. There were compilation pics of ME3 showing why it was so shit, I'm surprised no one posted them yet

Oh right, Kai reng. I had completely suppressed that memory. His only known exploits prior to ME3 include stealing Anderson' cereal, and pissing in his plants.

Despite how shit ME3 is, I will fight anyone who doesn't think ME3's MP wasn't the tightest shit ever.

Yeah, I read about that.
ME1 and ME2 were mostly the same writers, then ME3 had different writers for the plot and for the ending they had 2 different writers who completely overwrote all that was before them (including in the rest of ME3).

Actually, one of the main writers left at ME2. Which is why the cool spectre stuff was dropped in favor of edgy Cerberus.

/thread

Calibrate this. *unzips pants*

Can Shepard have kids considering they were "resurrected" and any sperm or egg they had was destroyed by planetary entry.

so fucking cringeworthy

asari kids at least

That "original" ending sounded dogshit as well tbh.

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People only liked Garrus because they wanted to fuck him.

Speaking about mods, there's a dumb mod called "the Respectable Attire mod", it replaces every skin textures (excepted the faces and hands) on every female models with plain black. The retards at Nexus seem to be happy that it exists.

It was way better than

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That looks SO BAD.

Yeah, it's basically a burqa mod

That was Deception. Before that, he was an alright character.

Speaking of, they said they would re-write Deception, and never mentioned anything afterward. Just another lie swept under the rug.

I guess they thought that bringing a character from the books would be cool, but instead, it just made everyone pissed off that some random asshole that had never appeared in the games before had become some major villain.

I didn't like it because I thought it was unneeded and I didn't like that you had to play multiplayer to get readiness points for single player, but it was alright as multiplayer goes.

Didn't some guy do the same thing for Skyrim?

But that is wrong, the ending said that the Mass Relays and most AI will be destroyed, however the destruction caused will not be as much as the Reapers have already caused.

Christ, it even replaces the clothing for the lap dancers. this looks fucking awful

I want to suck Garrus's cock then have him buttfuck me.

no homo

Well all AI is still pretty bad, I don't really care about the details.

I get wanting to have sex with male aliens, but being the submissive one is just fucking beta.
It's a sign of either being weak or too afraid to be in charge.

ME2 should have been a civil war game and Shepard discovering that Reaper agents are fucking things up to make their arrival easier.

Or perhaps eliminate the Reaper threat full stop. They are on the edge of the galaxy and even at FTL travel would take them possible decades to even reach a Mass Relay.

That is beautiful, user.

is that a fucking shock trooper from opposing force

Yes.

whats wrong with triggering autists?

emphasis on the "fucking"

is there more

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Also yes.

user please.

The whole point of using aliens in your gay fantasies is to override your innate instinct to dominate other humans.

Why would you want to get dominated, you ask? Well, since attractiveness is usually caused by things association with strength, the sign of potent genetic material for offspring, being accepted and desired by a being stronger than you should be arousing scenario for most. Getting turned off by the thought of someone stronger than you usually tells of massive insecurity and trust issues, and can in fact be labeled as absolute degeneracy.

you guys are going to get pozzed with some crazy martian rash. thats really gross, eww

The writers actually changed a lot of both Tali's and Garrus' characteristics from ME1 to ME2.

Why would I romance a character that's radically different from the one I enjoyed in ME1 in all but name.

I don't do drugs, but some of my co-workers spend money like that on their firearms, video games, and computers.

Unless you argue those guys are "addicted" to bottoming out their account on their hobbies, I don't think over-spending is a sign of addiction.

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When? How?

The Protheans fucked the Reaper's shit to hell and back and there are only about ten or so left over (this, by the way, immediately makes the collectors actually fucking relevant because of the whole babby reaper thing).

ME 1 is basically the same with some dialog replaced in a few areas

ME2 is a civil war because the attack on the citadel killed a bunch of ambassadors and people are angry; Turian Rebels, Asari colonies going 'fuck this shit', Krogan getting split between Urdnot and some other group, Eclipse and Blue Suns expanding like no-one's business and general anarchy that reached a boiling point during the timeskip. The collectors are super secret and you don't properly find out about them until a little later in the game, but you still have a basic "rah rah, stop abductions, rah rah" mission statement to go by. Real fuckin Cold War spy shit going on, actually make us feel like a space age secret agent like Spectres are supposed to be (kind of like Garrus's loyalty mission felt like).

Leviathan of Dis is just a Reaper (no stupid fucking Elder Squids Sr, get off my ocean planet) that is basically responsible for the Batarians being pieces of shit and starting the whole civil war.

Rest of the game is basically the same, find Collectors, kill collectors, perform abortion, mission complete.

ME3 is trying to stop the war before the Relays can be shut off (isolating everyone, letting the reapers reap and reproduce), which isn't easy at all considering all of the bad blood all over the place (read the codex, holy shit).

Game is basically politics at terminal velocity; killing reapers is a Big Deal, not a thing that happens after an on-rails segment: every reaper is different, has a name and a reputation. Killing one should be a HFY moment of the highest order.

During the game, you're basically deciding the future of the galaxy of the whole; do you support the governments that were already in place or is it a strange new system where everything is different?

Reapers are mostly relying on agents and husks to do damage, but are still running around; they don't come out often because Shepard destroyed their main intragalactic fuck-stop but they still do shit.

Make the game feel kinda like the Omega DLC, big battles in small spaces with husks running around and a bit of subterfuge.

If you're going to use Shepard clones either don't use them at all or USE THE FUCKING SHEPARD CLONES. GIVE US AN ARMY OF SHEPARDS GODDAMMIT.

Basically, make the decisions actually matter because the galaxy is permanently changed by the end of the whole thing.

tldr; user is tired and goes autistic.

I'm OK with that. The problem with the Reapers is that its such a threat it would feel weird just having them still there after its all over. At the same time though, it adds to their presence and power of being unbeatable. Perhaps the ending is putting Shepard on ice and sending out a time capsule to help the next generation.

You make them sound like dragons. So, how would you implement this? Would we actually fight Harbinger?

why are these so arousing fuck

ME1 felt like a videogame, and felt like I was in a real world with real characters. the game took itself seriously and did it correctly. it was one of the only games I felt that did space opera correctly. that rover exploring was very unfinished and could have had way more content but it was so fun, I loved it.

ME2 removed this rover, and the whole game became incredibly linear and punished you if you did anything the way you wanted to, there was only one way to do everything "right" or the game screwed you over, it was so restrictive and everyone was such an asshole in the game, and the game didn't seem to take itself seriously anymore and felt like I was playing a giant goofy cartoon.

the game offered no freedom, and all the endings were garbage. if you didn't do everything the way they wanted, you got screwed over and got a less than average experience. that being said, even when you did it perfectly, the ending still was complete garbage.

I also hated the way it always made you choose black and white morality instead of letting you do what you believed was the right thing and just rewarding the player.
the way it forces you to go either full paragon or full renegade and punishes you.

also, ME2 didn't allow femshep to romance tali. my fucking rage when I played ME1 over and over and over again trying to do everything right, loading the game save into ME2 and playing over and over and over trying to find out what I did wrong and why Tali wasn't wanting to romance me, and then I heard that she just didn't swing that way, meanwhile all this other gay stuff was in the game, but NO, tali was off limits for no fucking reason. I find EA to be abhorrent. I hope they all just stop making games and go out of business forever.

Bedroom eyes and blushing.

Isn't it even canon that Garrus's cum will give you an allergic reaction?

Still worth it

for what purpose

If memory serves it had been canon since ME1 that dextro- and levo- amino based life are mutually incompatible. Dextro foods provide little nutrition to levoamino species at best, and can cause adverse reactions. In that regard it was just another bit of worldbuilding. But when the series starts offering romance options with dextro species, it becomes a Catch-22. Either you ignore it and people wonder about the inconsistency, or you address it and people have the reaction you did.

/ckfitvegan/

whole food plant based diet user. sage because off topic.

the way it forces you to go either full paragon or full renegade and punishes you.

This. After ME1 it's like they didn't know how the dialogue system worked.

You're right. ME1 ending choices didn't matter, Udina will be back at the council in ME2 because Anderson didn't really wanted to be an ambassador.
ME2 ending choice don't matter, Shepard is still under arrest on Earth.

If I remember correctly, there's even a bunch of dialogues between a friendzoned turian and a quarian on Illium in ME2.

If they can resurrect his brain, they can resurrect his testicles

This is the canon
paragon ending
Its almost as bad as that time in ME2, where the paragon option for helping patriarch is to literally act as a hitman against some krogan you've never even seen before

No wonder humanity doesnt have any respect in the council.

Cerberus literally turned its back on humanity because it was consorting with xenos and decided to suck ancient xenos robot dick instead

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Terra Firmer was less filled with traitors and mutants

I want to forcibly use an onahole on Garrus whether he wants it or not

are you the onahole?

While true, that doesn't make it a good ending

They should have just gone with

And the xenos-tainted, at that.

N-no, I mean an actual one
Turian cum is dangerous, anyway

Are there any texture replacement mods for ME2 that make it not look like low-res shit?

Nasty

There are texture replacement mods for ME1 and 3, so I guess there's one for ME2. I couldn't tell you the name, I didn't play ME2 on PC.

I kinda understand replacing the Cerberus bitch's and Samara's outfit, but strippers? These people really don't think much what they are doing.