[Witty catchphrase]

Probably not, regardless of how homo I act here I am fairly straight irl.

...

-does a flip-

sleeeep

Ah also a lotta mixtures.
I know in like americas as a continent it's always a lot of ancestries

There are better parts of me you can nibble

What kind of beans?
And yeeeeee kitty mew'd and was all affecionate and stuff. Good kitty. A few months ago when said kiitty was tiny she came into my yard and got petted. Winston wasnt pleased lol.
And it will probably make me happy. I dunno. Guess I will see heh.
Was this calico kitty?

Too bad Delphox is SHIIIIIIIIT and Greninja is the only viable Kalos starter

What happens if a filter filters into another filter that filters into something else?

brb subway

filterception

yep. fermenting apples will do that to them.

Thats code for my dick.

But that's gay.

Ranch style with peppers.
Yes. She's being very bratty today.

Get 'em, cute gator!

>______<

@@#$*@#

...

Baby, im gay for you. When you gonna accept our biology?
RANCH STYLE!!!!! that sounds funny, I imagine a cowboy tossing salad.
Hahaha bratty catty. Happens. I like Calico.She is a character heh

Why. ;~;

Yeah.
There's probably a lot I could find out about my ancestry.

That's actually kind of really cute to think about.
In a twisted kind of way, I guess.

funny actually when you know he's drunk and the guy is messing with him.

Why. ;~;

Did the one on the left hurt himself? :(

They're so spicy! I bet you'd like them.
Does Winston have a loud meow or a tiny one. Both my cats have tiny mews.

...

Chesnaught will SEED BOMB YOUR ASSHOLE TO OBLIVION

Ah, true suffering, I only have one more bunny pic and the rest are other animals

mines cool cause nationality but all kinda boring.
mostly farmers and the like.
but I'm in a fisher's village soo, I guess no change yet.

;~;

He sometimes "silent" meows... but he does have teeny ones. And he has loud ones. And he does a weird wowl sometimes. Do your kitties wowl xD

Spicy! I love spicy ^^

I could nom spicy all the time.

I don't care about stats, dude.

The one bit the others arm clean off and did the gator roll.

Got any Canadian in you?
Would you like to? ♥

...

ALL OF THEM

Sounds like my family at Thanksgiving.

Both my kitties just kinda squeak. A cat I had about ten years ago barked at me once though. It was both terrifying and adorable. I guess she was angry that I wasn't paying attention to her.

I hope you don't mind but I'm just gonna leave this here. It's the 5th video in a series I'm doing or something you don't have to watch. It's pretty funny though.

youtube.com/watch?v=iYDN-VfoSt0

not
yet
but you're very welcome

That gif feels out of place in this circumstance.
Or perfectly accurate.

HAHAHAHA A BARKING CAT Xxd

My cat makes some demonic noises at times. :3

I recently was browsing /gif/ and came across a bird thread.
Birds are quite funny

Oh my god is that Amy!?
Hi Amy!

Hi... you?

You weren't kidding!

Birds are cute. I'm just kinda not on speaking terms with them until mama bird's babies leave the nest and she quits dive bombing everyone.

I think it's perfect.

and a great new addition to the family tree

It's Rin.

How've you been?

I'm alright, I suppose. And you?

Until I redo this folder this is probably one of the best blush images I have.

Where the fat ones at
I got somethin to feed em

Moma Brina has bitdds?!? tell me more! you should call em Stuka

I love this one

Overwatch would be more fun if it didn't rubber-band so hard after 6pm.

I forgot I have this one.

Rubber bands hurt like hell

that's a smile I wanna protect

Please do.

I want her babies to be safe too, but damn girl. Calm down!

These hurt more.

...

Pick me~

Sure, and I'll wide that smile as well.

I made it objectively bett-YAMYAMS

NOPE

Hiya~!

...

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Maybe when we have babies you'll understand.
But that momma needs to calm her flapping,.
No reading?

Cute. Like Eric, its a fucking legend

Aha!!!

Heh, um...I read a little after I woke up, but then I got lazy and decide to internet instead. (Don't tell loco.)

lovingly, but also in one way harder

ive gotte npretty far guys

Our secret... Like that one you have on me...
I might do some before bed tonight.

Sabs, you've read Dune right?

You make it sound so indecent...
Don't stop.

Give me attention you SLUTS.

I missed you, did you miss me?

A little. I've been trying to into my irl friends.

What about ME, dumbdumb?

I main D.Va tbh fam

Same. We should be reading all day and doing the responsible thing for our brains.

I sue have! What would you like to know?

Here you go!

I made a whole base with full stations but I logged on one day and everything was just gone except one block.

Mercy is my favorite by far.

Thanks Sabs! You always know how to make my heart go doki doki.

I just wanted to make sure I wasn't alone when I make jokes.

Like when I tell people I'll share my water with them.

Don't panic!

no worries!
I only stop when the flowing starts

If only you could be more lewd. panics

Seriously?

Uh... yeah?

That's a huge commitment! Maybe spit at their feet first and see where it goes from there.

Sorry, but I'm duty-bound to fight lewdness in all its forms.

And yet here we sit.
We WILL do it though.
Probably.
I need more rogue.
Damn.

Sabs I think you're lying.

Wow.

I love you so much right now.

always.

Sabrina is pure. She once had me blocked on steam for 4 months because I tried lewding her. Hmpfh

Also, Sabs, this is no time for loli-gagging.

I guess that makes you the Quickening

I'm undercover. Don't blow it!

ayy lmao

You need more Mississippi, Southern accent Rogue.

I don't get it.

Oh, I'm sure that was the only reason. Yep.

Anna Pacquin or Cartoon?

I don't follow.

I won't bend to you -or- your lewd ways!

You heard it here first folks

Sabrina is lewder than us all.

Lewd Benders are best Avatars

the Highlander sequel everyone hates

I-If I get permission of course..

I guess that ult is pretty damn good

SEMEN BENDERS

Lmfao, I never knew it existed in that name to be honest hahaha

xD

I won't, but it'll cost ya toots.

I permit you. now perform for me

You're mine tho.

He's mine.
I don't allow it.

imdb.com/title/tt0102034/

I don't care what you allow. I'll kick your ass, Rin.

There can opnly be two.

You best back the fuck up
before you get cut the fuck up.

okay

I linked wrong

I think I need coffee
really really fast

I can huh dance I think

je connais

D.Va is really good if you know what you're doing.

I can literally bench more than double your body weight. I'll kill you.

Begin.

Fight me lenko
I'll waste you.

Here's two toots!
youtu.be/giK3tGg1Vss

Yeah-huh. You will. 'Cause I could charge you with interfering with an investigation. You're in too deep.

Cartoon. :3

Suppose I better look into it, Miss Grey.
You may appreciate these.

67.media.tumblr.com/5d58bf879a68b4814e65aa15fab33aaa/tumblr_o8miveT8i11tpt4jvo1_1280.jpg

and

67.media.tumblr.com/53f65f3ef83c07b9386a2f9b5ae0b0a5/tumblr_o8mwhcIAcj1s3sllco3_1280.gif

Je pardonne.
Et je veux ton "danse."

Yeah.
Sure.

You can say that again with a knife through your neck.

You are literally not worth my energy. You're as dangerous as Grim. not at all

That's not what I meant. You're not getting out of this that easily. Lewd baka.

Big talk from a nothing waster.
Pussy.

I heard a gay bar got shot up

Is Desu still alive?

You make it sound like I have no experience with that. Bring it on, you'll die faster than your failtrap dreams.

Big talk from a bipedal SLUG.
Bitch.

I like how Lenko says that.
When I actually have knife training.

get back to me when you have your first bitch fight with your roommate

Lol

...

Damn, Colbs, y'got me.

There is literally nobody from threads that could do shit to me.

Maybe Ui, cause you know, he has over 100 pounds on me.

I really need to have you experience a real fight, at my hands, Lenko.

I bet 120lb Erin could beat the shit out of you.

Grim killed like 50 people though

Where's the music?

Votre danse sera très spécial

Anyone could beat up lenko. He is just hot air.
Talks a great game.

Thanks! Those are pretty neat. But I like the picture you posted too!

These are department property. We'll need them back after we make this bust.

I have no idea what you're talking about, Sir!

I've been in more fights than you have had curry, Grim. I'm far more experienced than any of you. Talk to me when you actually get into a fist fight and don't bitch out with a gun.

*cues the music*

Oops.

You. Me. Lewd times.

YOU HAVENT BEEN IN A SINGLE FUCKING FIGHT LENKO
I CAN TELL JUST BY TALKING TO YOU LMAO

...

Thank ya, its a rather cute looking Rogue. I am waiting on my torrent site to stop derping so I can maybe get that good rogue content.
Hows youe Jean folder coming along?

Yeah it was like 20 mins away from him

the dude I fought the other night looked like he weighed about the same as lenko, and I messed that guy up

Holy cow.
The only response I know can apparently be read in a very different and naughty way.

Y-yes ma'am.
Sorry ma'am.

This is the face I'm making at you right now. Imagine it as I shovel your ass into the pavement.

How'd you know?~

He is nothing more than a pathetic whiney little pussy

It's not worth caring about.
You can tell the difference between someone who talks shit, and one who can back it up.

I'm happy that he made it out of the homocaust then.

like I ruined his face, and I'm just nursing a broken finger, which I probably broke on his face, idek

I think that why I went for him in the first place, I was running my mouth, and decided I should prolly back it up, lol

10 bucks on Erin vs Lenk

*Irish folk dance*

Vous pouvez très bien lire.
Je voudrais aller sur vous, tout spécialement

I asked him and he told me~

Mm.. scary stuff

none of you could understand the anabolic process

Nice.
I was actually talking about Lenko though.
You'd smash him.

I don't lift
But I've fought

and I'm dead sure I could beat your fucking shit
without busting your face up, too. Because I am your friend. Let me let that hot air out of you. Forcefully.

Once I clean up this town and lock all the lewds away, I'll deal with you. Street justice. Outside the system.

Ummmmm...it's not. I saved a few just to post one day and never went back. Lazy lazy.

You're doing the right thing. We'll clean this place up. No more filth like this!

♥

How can something be so fluffy and cute? This is truly the best of all possible worlds.

You're welcome to try but nobody from threads is strong enough to have a go at me.

Oh? Under the table? How unexpectedly lewd of you, Sabs. Don't worry, we can take our time and have fun.

For what purpose?

Cute, a worried boyfriend~

aint that like... when cells create energy without oxygen?

I know

nobody in America believes Scottish people win on merit of being Scottish, but we do, we fight different, when we fight there is a blatant disregard for our own safety that gives us a pretty big edge

Fuck Rowlet
Even Popplio will be able to dunk Rowlet once it learns one Ice type attack from a TM or some shit

If you'd like someone else to pick up the workload I'd be happy to help. Up to you really.

it's okay lenko

I also just put up a curtain rail with a drill by myself

exceptional feats of masculinity are a regular with this chick

SA VA GE

Are-
Are you trying to make me blush...?

I-I'll stay out of your way ma'am...

LET'S FACTOR IN HEIGHT AND WEIGHT. I PROBABLY HAVE 70 POUNDS ON YOU. ONE PUNCH AND YOUR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN, FAM.

Calling it now

You don't fuck me like you used to...

I need to lay down

Also ISIS's favorite anime is Bleach

so did the dude I smashed a couple of nights ago

did you hear the audio lenko? I managed to record some of it

I also have a blood and grass stained piece of his shirt as a trophy

What? Did you blindside him and attack him from behind?

I missed it probably. Link me that shit fam.

Anything for that puffy glory~

lENKO HAS NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT. hE WATCHED BLEACH ONCE AND THOUGHT THAT HE COULD JUST RUN LIKE THAT NARUTO FAGGOT NAND THAT WOULD WORK

Erin is very rapidly becoming my favourite grill in threads.

...

You should drink some.

Poor guy needs sleep, being that cute really takes it out of you..

Nooooooooooooooo

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIS BANKAI YET

...

Scoots is rapidly displaying his retardation.

lol no, i walked straight into his face and headbutted him

vocaroo.com/i/s1TInqOJTcmu

Only morons escalate things and get involved in unnecessary physical violence.

Big bear Grim going in for the behind bear hug.

I'd say "You make me blush."
But apparently the only way I know how can be read -very- differently.

KEK, badass.

Do you really feel that badly about yourself that you have to put down a bunch of dead people?
Fucking pathetic.

xd

o boy more hot ePinions for I'm A Retard Get Me Out Of Here

Are blue moon and lenko the same person? Because they both seem like backward cunts.

I don't know about you guys, but physical violence seems to work pretty good against isis.

what are you, fuckin gay?

blue moon is kayb

Degenerate!

You're always doing nice stuff like that and I haven't given you anything. ;__;
I can't ask anymore of you, Scooter. I can find more stuff later if I need to. Thank you though!

You are my way. You're my in with the lewd crowd. I'll infiltrate their inner circles, then bust 'em. Bust 'em real good.

I um....

Poor baby!

Sometimes I just wanna cut someone open, crack their ribs apart and fill them with starving rats.

I dont know what a kaybe is, but its brain dead

click for rare lewds of Scottish babe Erin

Cool it.

You're not very good at blocking people. I guess you focus more on senseless violence and habitual drug abuse.

when i woke up the next day totally ashamed of myself i realized i got ALL the buttons from his shirt

doki doki

Scream all you want. Won't matter when I'm on you.

How much do you weigh?

Don't worry, you can say anything to me

You make me wanna go full retard.

120

Ahm sorry, sweetie. But I might have to over rule you and get on it.
Can I take a sabrina credit for the favours heh.

So long as I'm disliked by your sort, I know that I'm doing something right.

Ree.

Why can't Test and Tsuchi keep my name out of their mouths?

You do realize there is a 55 pound difference between us? No amount of Scottish blood will bridge that gap in strength.

It's too embarrassing to say it out loud now...

same with the dude i burst, he was a grown ass man, lol

...

Hey, BC, do you want my Akane folder?

I wish it were more...

You forget that he'll walk up and headbutt you before the fight starts, and then when you try not to hit him back because you don't want to go to jail, he'll tear your shirt off and then brag about it on the internet.

Stupid people are a lot of fun. And by "a lot of fun" I mean really annoying. And by really annoying I mean do you have an axe I can borrow?

You didn't write anything

No thank you

It would be a different story when push comes to shove. I'll be prepared and expecting it ahead of time.

KEK

okie pokie

...

someone else who has never been in a fight in their life 😂

then whisper it in my ear

Really not hard to win a fight if you start by butting them in the face.

BC is kinda cute tbh

:3

...

Just wanna point out
120 pounds of mostly muscle could easily smash 175 pounds of mostly fat.

I want to cum on your forehead.

Well, it's cute when Bloodchan does it.

Did you read that on FB

So it's been confirmed the guy had ISIS ties and it was a terrorist attack

so was he lenko, we were having a shouting match across the street, after which i shouted "right, i'm fuckin coming"

you aint gonna get away from this, you have been emasculated 😂

lenko is such a shit talker kek

amy, you are fucking scottish, you know fine how we do

175 @13% body fat does not equate to mostly fat.

however 120 at like whatever body fat% you're at is literally nothing and will have next to no muscle.

get rekt you fag
what? couldn't make it as a guy and then decided to be a girl? news flash retard, you're weak and light as fuck.

Fighting is a lot more fun if you laugh the whole way through.

Jesus fucking Christ, tone down the blazing testosterone.

I hate her, I like the art girl

Yes?

Why?

W-what?

The dude looks like you

I know

strawpoll.me/10468666

i have no fat, i'm two years past anorexia and still have an eating disorder NOS

you picked a random stranger in the middle of the street
when you fight someone with actual experience let me know

I INJECT TOO MUCH OF IT OKAY?

Does what?

TOKAI FUCK OFF

I've never been in a fight because I've never started one or instigated one. You didn't have to headbutt that guy for your safety, you are just an asshole, and you could have seriously hurt somebody or gotten seriously hurt yourself. It's an idiotic thing to do, and if you don't know that, which it appears you do not, I can absolutely understand why you are on drugs to make you feel normal, drugs to make you a girl (like that's your problem), drugs to have fun, and drugs because you have nothing else going on in your life.

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

IT'S SCOTLAND

FUCKING EVERYONE HAS EXPERIENCE 😂

I was in a fight once. it was my friend who punched me over the nose so hard i got a nose bleed. All because he wanted to do a cheap scare and miss but accidentally hit me.

Feel badly about yourself and put down a bunch of dead people.

no let em duke it out!

i thought it was funny
I want to cum on your forehead. I want to grab the back of your head, push your face into my cock, and let my cum ooze out onto you.

No. I said it to my friend after our supervisor got upset when I corrected her spelling on the break timetable today.

LOL

The only way I know how to say it is
Tu fais moi rosir.

W-which that's what those words say...! Right?

And it shows.
It's embarrassing just to read, honestly.

say that again after i smash you ;)

Are you gay?

._.
:3

i don't think that's a fight

being an amateur on the street does not stack up against people who actually train, OKAY?

I mean kind of ^this^ to be honest...

I hope you don't mean "put rats inside you". My doctor says I'm not s'posed to get rat fur on my insides. Also, nice spooky trips.

Try it and you'll face the wrath of my criminal ninjas!

Well, if you happen across anymore neat images, I'm happy to take them off your hands. But don't go to any trouble on my account. *squish*

And then you beat the shit out of him?

hardy one, me

...

Bring it on.

wut

Damn dude

You don't train to fight you nigger
all you do is lift weights

"maybe i underestimate you erin"

that's all you have to say

don't make me find your scottish doppelgänger and smash them too

Grim's looking mighty guilty right now.

It's very telling that you have nothing to say in response to that. There's really nothing more to say, other than I'm sorry that your life had led you to where it has.

hardy

resilient

i survive

For you I could be.

I'm going to hack Erin's computer and make Internet Explorer the default browser.

Nope

SDPLS

Okie dokie, I was going to say you ought maybe to do this yourself. Given how much you like said character. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Oh fuck!!!!

lol, my life is amazing dude, what are you even on about

that's because he is!
Mod justice! Lets hang grim on a telephone pole!

white trash gonna white trash

you'll have to winebottle it

THE EVIDENCE IS THERE

..Y-yes
Vous me faites fuite
x,x

DEVILISH

Then that's not a fight.

Yes I do.

DO IT, RECORD IT. Would be really cool to watch tbh fam.
please
I never underestimate anyone, not even children.

AH

Huh... well what *can* you have in your insides?

Stupid bitch told her superior who's now gonna tell the store manager like wtf.

What is kaybe? besides being a vapid peice of filth.

...

Are you seriously white knighting this hard?

GRIM "GUILTY" GAYKILLER

Let's give her a literacy test.
And by a literacy test I mean a chainsaw in the pussy.

kayb has been posting for quite some time
believe he was a gfur poster at one point or another

best doge

I won't lie.
If I expect someone to use my computer, I change all my cursors to fuck with them.

W-wah!
...
lewd...

THINE LADY'S HONOUR.

I am not white knighting. There is beef here.

GRIM WHY DID YOU KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE?

I just cleaned my PC, my desk and my body
I also fapped while in the shower

Now Im drinking an iced coffee contemplating if I should drink today or just take it easy

Its my day off today

:3

Oh yeah, I forgot you enjoy cowtits too :3

I hope the management don't figure out I was the one who corrected the timetable... There just isn't a polite way to say, "I did it for giggles and she's an idiot."

THAT FOUL BEAST ATTACKS M'LADY

I SHALL DESTROY HIM

Scoots you are such a White Knight you've been promoted to straight up Paladin.

iPad Pro or Surface 4 Pro

Is Grim finally following his true calling?

TEST WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ARE YOU WHITE KNIGHTING KAYBE

Just switch the default font for everything to Comic Sans and use the animated dinosaur pointer from XP.

I'm bored.

Sounds good to me, m80.

you know what i'd say

Neither.

Test

Why do you find the need to ask questions that have obvious answers to them?

It's my day off too

hi soto~

WE NEED TO BRING GRIM TO JUSTICE
GET THE ROPE

Provide evidence.

Really tho never acer again

Guess that subway incident wasn't enough for Grim.

Seems like he had other plans too.

Just lynch him for scalping people and say that you thought he was the other kind of injun.

WHERE

R

THE PROOFS

It's a rhetorical device.

...

It's only the truth love

Erin honestly doesn't need anyone to stand up for her against lame cyberbullies.
She's fucking cold-blooded. She doesn't let anyone hurt her feelings ever.
She'll beat your shit in and steal all your god damn buttons.

to be fair

a bunch of dead gays > a bunch of dead niggers

but like thats just my opinion

I don't see proofs

why not scalp him too? I hear you get a good price for injun scalps.

did someone already make the "so a muslim walks into a bar" joke?

No, go ahead

I like all types

Are you saying Grim is innocent?

okay thank you

so a muslim walks into a bar

Just get a Surface 3, not the Pro.
They're relatively cheap and all you need if you're not using it as your only laptop.

Isn't grim a gay too?

are go pro's worth the money?

You monster.

Erin needs to get his shit together

so a muslim walks into an allahu ackGAYbar

Or perform amateur self-surgical procedures and snort enough coke to give give a slow loris super powers.

Erin is a fucking thug

Uh, no.
Not even for most outdoor shit you'd use them for.

Mon joues sont tres tres rouge.

"[Rin], why's your computer so slow?"

If you have a good use for them, sure

tbh i had an ipad mini at one point and i found it totally useless

just a big iphone

when you already have the biggest iphone the smallest ipad is the the pinnacle of redundancy

but you might enjoy it if you don't own another iOS device, idk

But muh x86-64

Hm...
He seems pretty homo.
I'll need to see some evidence of this too, perhaps a picture of him doing something immoral to an anus.

I'm hardly even paying attention, I'd make a terrible white knight.

Seems this already got answered for me.

have you pawned those yet for cigarette money?

Thugs stab other people not themselves lmao

Master race
What are you up to?

And?

...

thanks fam

idk, was just thinking of recording all the mountain biking I'm going to do in the near future, would be cool to watch the replay.

duh

I'm answer your seems for you.

No wait.

If you have educational grant money to blow, then yeah, get the Surface Pro 4.
But if you're using your own, just go with the 3.

squad up bitch
I rep MattyB

...

i sold it over a year ago, because as i said, it was useless

Je pense que je dois me rapprocher.
Je veux une part de cette chaleur

He's cute tho

I love myself too much and I'm perfect in every way

hnn...

I didn't know you were female...

Can you keep my name out of your mouth when I'm not around?

nevermind, i don't want a picture of grim doing anything immoral to an anus

Even the footage from skydiving is all shit you'd never watch, same with dirt biking.
It's just boring and mundane.
I know people plan to make "sick montages, bro" but they're a waste.

Talking to friends, watching E3, aka nothing really as usual

But I need my x86 applications and high resolution.

Other option would be to buy a second hand workstation beast but I don't need a good (>3210M) CPU or GPU (>HD4000).

You're not Murder

what about his nipples?

Fuck you, snaggletooth.

make sense when you think about it like that

Oh. Um...most people are too scared of the criminal ninjas to keep going. I, um...I don't...

You're one of our Top 10 most wanted for lewd and lascivious acts. Don't try leaving the country, either. We've suspended your passport.

*shrug* What'cha got?

Why?

whoa

Subtle never seems to do anything interesing

The last interesting thing he did was fail his class lmao

cutie
how've you been?

We gonna smash, yo.

Buy an MSI gaming laptop.
: ^ )
That 30 minute battery life.

Yeah puss out faggot
Don't fuck with MattyB

lmao

EVERYTHING BUT

It isnt m-my fault! It was the booty and the tooty! You aint got anything on me! I am like teflon! You muck won't stick!

I have some ball-bearings and a bag of crumpled paper.

...

The only real use for a GoPro is if you're doing technically legal things and need it to cover your ass from a game warden or park ranger.

...

Is that like a new poster or something?

I decided to bully you a bit but didnt want to mention your crooked teeth or weird small ears or haircut

Wah...!
J-J'ai perdu...

I'm all packed. Leaving for Vegas, see y'all in a week.

noted

Go full /g/ and get a shitty ThinkPad from the early 2000s.

Don't try the hookers, they're all terrible.

I actually have a T400.

be safe~

Enjoy your new life as a Barnum Bros. performer or a hooker.

Nice blog

And you don't wanna know who MattyB is.

get on steam so i can send you lewd pics

have fun

No he's some white 12-year-old on youtube that raps and gets mad pussy and smokes weed and gets millions of views on his shit.

Have fun. Make memories.

awh, c'est trop mignon
je t'aime

3pac > mattyb

samr

Wow Subtle
Youre supposed to get mad and be all sassy

good on him though
I wish I would get mad pussy and smoke weed all the time

Too bad he's white

only if you noose youre neck bby

...

Yo shut your fucking mouth or squad up kunt

lol
done

When he's with some coked up whore in a seedy motel way off the Strip, he's going to be thinking of you.

Everybody know 3pac is the greatest

Oh.

Maybe start with the paper and let's see how it goes.

It will too! You've left a trail of tooty booties from here to the moon and back!

I don't fraternize with perps!

LIKE HE'S LITERALLY RAPPING ABOUT FUCKING THIS BITCH ON THE LOW

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Yeah I.. am not in the mood for that

Yeah alright then. *climbs into his birthday suit*

Or do plain old touristy stuff. Which Vegas is good for, but maybe he won't even be drinking that much.

You can't prove a dang thing! I have the best Lewd lawyer money can buy. I will have your badge and your butt before the end of this c-REDACT THAT!!!!

J-je t'aime.

R-revendi-... revendiques votre prix...

Do you know when Bethesda is on in our timezone? I've been too lazy to check up.

Buy the expensive one

3am for me so 4 or 5 for you

I see a lot of shit talk
But I don't see any squadding

nezi pls

H-hi

Cash money please.

Well, yeah. He's tiny so it doesn't take much.

Tomorrow.

I am not a wigger, so have no clue whatcha saying.

Fugg. Guess I'm watching vods instead.

Rob bank, get money dollar cash bills, get bitches and expensive IT equipment

S-Sorry

Maybe I can get a laptop from/while internshipping.

I don't want to look while you're making the incision or I'll chicken out.

"Must be a sale!"

This ain't no dinosaur part, pter-redact-tyl face.

Formidable~

Je vais vous faire foutre bientôt

Cost efficient. Also cheaper for any sort of drug. Unless he has a crazy metabolism.

He's dropped the tsun part and just is dere.
Make your smooth moves on him.

Gather your like-minded allies and friends = Squad Up

How has Sabrunzel been, anyway?

hehe, her accent has always been on point.
SALEtinels.
Dinosaur... well, this, aint, no....er... AnalfetishSAUR :s

Probably! You should seek that soon! There's huge demand for programmers here at least, I assume it's like that everywhere.

Two whole beers and he's down for the count.

hehe, her accent has always been on point.
SALEtinels.
Dinosaur... well, this, aint, no....er... AnalfetishSAUR :s

Hopefully I will be asleep at that too.. hopefully >_>
If new elder scrolls game I'm glad I got a new PC when I did

:3

N-not in public..!

If you got drunk with a really, really cute boy,
do you think you might make a move on him?

If he seemed into it? Not talking about me.
Someone that is a boy, but an effeminate teenage one. With a good sense of humor and likes the same things you do.

He just thinks he's annoying also

This was a long weekend
I'm going to sleep for 100yeras until a qt rush dusts my lips

He's already catfaising me

I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious

Oh shit fam
Your phone is like mine

stop being such a jealous babby

Bethesda only shows their games at E3 the year they're to be released.
The only thing they'll talk about this year is Fo4 DLC, or Zenimax's games their publishing (ie id).
It'll be two years before we here anything about TES VI.

Oh alriiight, I can take your somewhere fun

I'd need a new graphics card I thinks!

Also that phone screen :3c

Luda!
Did you graduate yet?

It's not mine I have an iPhone lol
Just something in my Hestia folder

That sucks

One of those new 1080s?

I've been doing well lately. June's been a good month so far. How about you, sweetheart? I saw your video earlier. It seemed like you were having a great time! Are you still working on your game?

Velociraper.

I finally did an evil playthrough on Fo4.

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Like the pool?

Murder is a sweet heart

Because I don't appreciate being badmouthed, I expected that from someone depressed and worthless like Tsuchi but not from you

I live in NYC and I just came back from the Puerto Rican day parade with my Rican friends, it was a lot of fun but I'm dead tired...

That's a boy I think.

Mmmh, I'm gonna go there Tuesday and hopefully finish things.

I know.

Not really.
I like that Bethesda doesn't just talk about their games constantly to the press before they're ready to be revealed and near completion.

Make a new thread with Guro OP, please

Your taste in phones are almost as bad as your teeth

Cool

Maybe

I feel like I've said this before but I didn't buy it myself, it was a gift

Damn, squid proquo

Quick before someone else does!

ooohh I always wanted to be at the sauna

Should've berated your parents for buying a shitty phone.

Nah. I've pretty much been too tired and too moody to do anything constructive lately. It's a bit shit.

Talk about another fucking Luka lmao

We can have our own.
So people can't give us trouble for being lewd in it.

I think he meant his parents bought it for him since he's probably on their plan, not random people begged.

new

That would just be ungrateful

:(

im hungry

I'm going to take that as a 'yes'.

O hai Casp! Yus, I did back wednesday. What's up? Why was your weekend long?

Nah, nothing that crazy. I just have a 760 in my PC as of now and a friend told me that AMD did a new series that is supposedly on par with 980's but like half the price.

You already have work?

Sea creature puns just for the halibut!

I could give you a squish if that would help any.

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