This meme is absolutely killing my ability to play online multiplayer video games

This meme is absolutely killing my ability to play online multiplayer video games.

Good, makes you less of a normalfag.

Let's check if I can multiply

Tank sluts are superior.

Sounds like someone's a little insecure about something

i prefer competitive yandere dps sluts trying to steal aggro from me so i have to save them

what is this

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Are you a healslut cumdump in denial or do you just not enjoy getting healed by thirsty cocksuckers?

What are some nice games to healslut?
I just want to heal random people online.

Last I checked healers in MMO tend to be whiny spoilt princesses who demand everyone worship them because the game doesn't function without them

Try real life. You already sound like a pro.

Sage negated.

Seconded, I like healing too but the only game I've played with a remotely fun healing system is WoW, and WoW is shit I want to play something else.

Yeah holding LMB for five minutes sure is fun, at least in WeW I had a bunch of abilities, shield, and mana costs.

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literally overwatch

I said good games.

Actually I forgot one, if you're up for the autism and shit community you can try Dota 2. Very few heroes have much in the way of healing and fewer still are dedicated healers. But if you want to be someone's little bitch and follow them around the whole game play Io. Warning: only play Io with a person you know really well and are voice chatting with because you need a ton of coordination to use the ult effectively. If you are a mad crazy genius though you can probably get away with randoms and even no voice chat if you're good with pings and fast typing.

Alternative semi tulsaehs include Dazzle, Witch Doctor, Agh's pugna, or anyone with an Urn of Shadows or Guardian Greaves.

and I said Overwatch.

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Yes, it is. Why are you quoting me?

Pretty much in any RPG you can let your healer be a female

PSO was pretty good, because everybody (except robots) had some level of self-heal spells (and everyone could use healing items which dropped all the time)… and since it was action oriented, taking damage was kind of YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT TO BEGIN WITH anyhow.

Still, it was fairly hilarious since Sega made no differenciation between Nuking and Healing roles - and simply had all their Mages Forces cast all the spells Techs, with varying levels of proficiency - though all competently. So you had people who wanted to play like a Black Mage getting harassed by tanks for not pulling double-duty as a White Mage - and it made for some pretty salty players, which was fun.

For my part, I played a Melee FOnewearl which was about as close as you could come to a glass canon in that game more like a glass 9mm. Properly built, you could dish out damage comparable to a Hunter Tank about 25 levels lower than yourself - and since the highest difficult range lasted from lvl 80 and carried you to 200, there was plenty of room for build variance. But to be competent, I had to lean heavily on Buffs/Debuffs and heals - and having her in the center of the action throwing elbows with the tanks meant the range on those spells techs always tagged pretty much every enemy and ally in the room because the DC wasn't powerful enough for wide open spaces much bigger than the range of a lvl 30 Resta. So not only was my support top-notch (because it had to be just for my own build to be viable), I could also throw out nukes strategically (like RaFoie on Del Rol to take advantage of multiple hitboxes) and RaBarta to freeze annoying enemies in place (with about a 25% success rate per cast).

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I never understood this meme. Aren't Healers basically the most important part of your group? You are simply going to fucking die without one.

If everyone can use self heal spells then clearly it isn't a game that is fun to be a healslut in, since what makes healing fun is being the only person that can restore other player's health.


Overwatch is shit please go to 4cuck or reddit or some other place that is more focused on casualbabby nublizzard games.

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I still want a game where you play as a field medic having to remove bullets and putting back togethter bones and shit, trauma center made me want to realistically heal people.

I've always thought of the healer more like a bartender keeping everyone's glass full so they have a good time.

Make sick bartender memes if you cant handle the bants.

Except that while everyone had access to some level of healing spells, only Forces had access to effective healing spells. HUmar/RAmar were capped at lvl 15 Resta heal - which took about 5 or 6 casts in a row to completely refill your health bar. HUnewearl/RAmarl had access to lvl 20 Resta and could ghetto heal in a pinch, but it still took 2-3 castings. The ranges were also significantly lower at those levels - which required the entire party to stop, gather around, and wait in place while someone healed. Which nobody ever did - especially in a game where rare drops and XP were first come, first serve - so everybody wanted to be first out there killing the most enemies. Another advantage of being a Melee FOnewearl, since it put me right in the hot-zone for rare drops before they could all be claimed by other players.

Only FOs had access to lvl 30 Resta - with a decent range that could cover most whole rooms - and fill up the entire HP bar in one casting.

Healing as anything other than a Force wasn't really a viable option for an effective party.

Overwatch is good whether you want to admit it or not.

Overwatch is pretty. It's not much beyond that.

Let's face it you only make a priest so you can upgrade to monk and run around beating up monsters while listening to JoJo's and Fist of the North Star OPs.

go back to your containment thread

I defy you to name one non-subjective flaw with the mechanics of the game

Bad Company 2, GoW Judgment (the medic class is quite great in that game)

The most accurate and fun portrayal of a D&D cleric in any online multiplayer game I have played to date. Stunlocking the shit out of bosses with a a god damned full sized cross and then frying them with the power of your faith and lightning is the best. Oh and you can heal your DPS'es boo boos too I guess if they are so shit at dodging that they run out of their potions before the dungeon is complete.

Any flaw I would point out you'd either hand wave away or straight up ignore, as you and your ilk have done in the past.
I've argued with you fags for too long, I'm tired of repeating myself.

But not tired of shitposting your meme arrows every time Overwatch is mentioned.

shitposting does not require reminding myself of how I wasted money on your shitty video game. Go back to your containment thread.

Paladins

Shooting people from around corners is a thing in that game.

ZUZ

O shit is this a lol thread now?

that is why fags ruin everything OP

It's mechanics are shallow in comparison to every multiplayer shooter released before 2007.

There is no universal advanced movement mechanics. The heroes that do have movement mechanics are very rigidly locked in them and unable to perform crazy high skill ceiling stunts that allow them to cross from one corner of the map to the other in seconds and attack from unexpected angles.

Pharah for example has a pseudo rocket jump. But its on a timer and has a predetermined trajectory that is very difficult to manipulate. She can't chain her boosts either and without her jetpack just plummets straight back down. To have any air control you need to use her jetpack which slows her movement in the air down to a crawl and makes her an easy target for everyone.

Junk rat has slightly better air control but his mine is likewise on a timer and can be used only to move a short distance.

The abilities ripped straight out of ASSFAGGOTS have timers to balance their "power" instead of being a core class ability that they can use on demand.

This introduces time management in place of resource management that used to be weapon pickups or ammo/shield/health pickups to the arcade first person shooter genre that is known for high action and high speed.

It slows the gameplay the fuck down as well as dumbing down map design and depth along with potential strategies involving said pickups.

Instead everyone can use anything anytime…every ten to twenty seconds.

This brings us to the most cancerous feature of them all. Press Q to win.

Press Q to win is another ASSFAGGOT mechanic that exists to please normalfags with no skill and short attention span. When it was first introduced to the genre it was a slow building meter that built up as you got kills and when it was full allowed you to perform a super attack that could wipe out an entire team.

This made the flow of combat shit because eveyrone was super defensive to make sure their meter was not lost.

Then they made it so press Q to win did not lose its charge when you die and it only made it worse.

Now retards could charge suicidaly into any situation and as long as they got even one kill out of it they would get some build for their press Q to win.

However the shitters were still not satisfied. Why do we have to get kills? Our team mates keep KS'ing us. So they made it charge from damage dealt instead which meant that shitters did not even need to kill anyone to build up their press Q to win meters.

And even THAT was not enough as the shitters complained even loudly. Why can't healers and tanks get their meter too? And the MOBA developers just gave up and made the meter build up over time instead. You are now literally rewarded with an ability to perform a team wipe with a press of a button from doing nothing.

Another example subduing individual skill are the snipers. Look at Black Widow for example: she requires precision and skill to just function and cant even kill most of her targets with a single shot despite the purpose of a sniper being single target elimination and as a result she is underpowered.

Now look at Hanzo. A sniper that requires no skill or precision who can spam away any chokepoint or area due to the fact that resources like ammo that would usually limit spam have been "streamlined" from the game. He deals as much damage and sometimes even more. And to make the shitters live even easier the developers made the hitboxes on the projectiles the size of phone poles which makes a brain dead class even brain deader and deadlier in combat. And the cherry on the shit sundae is his ricochet shot which he can execute if someone manages to sneak up on him and get a nearly guaranteed kill instead of getting punished for tunnel vision and letting an enemy sneak up on him.

This is what Overwatch is. A shallow piece of shit where individual skill doesn't matter and is actively discouraged by limiting the players options in mobility and offensive strategies by "streamlining".

Games can be won and lost with a blink of an eye as long as one shitter manages to press Q at the correct time even if he could not manage to get a single kill prior to this in the entire game.

Stopped reading there.

THE NUTSHACK

Pretty good, user.

I didn't read the argument, I'm sure it's pretty good.

There's three types of healers.

Healsluts, who give healers a bad name and make things shit.
The "I'm the only thing keeping you alive" white mage types what constantly demand you be nice to them 'or else'.

And the House-tier "I'm an asshole" types who just don't give a single flying fuck any more.

What about the dude that plays a race not very fitted for healers but does a good enough job, never says anything and leaves as soon as the final boss is down

That's pretty much most people in general online.
Everyone does that jazz.
We don't really count them

They're not saying anything because they're jerking off the whole time.

You know, I get the whole "apostrophe to shorten" thing exists, but still, it always pissed me off that "it's" and "its" are basically backwards.
"It's" should mean "belonging to it", in the same way "'s" works for most anything else. It's fucking gay.

There's really two types of healers. GW1 monks and the most unbearably awful zero imagination zero effort dumpster scrapings of game design.


It is
It's

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What about DPS sluts?

Cock is honestly pretty good.

No, no, I get that. Really do.
I just thing the possessive 's should override that.
The poor apostrophe is, frankly, rather abused by the whole. Jammed into all sorts of situations where the poor fellow is just struggling to hang on. 'Least it isn't the dash. Doomed to being confused for a hyphen and not existing on the keyboard.

No such thing as healslut here.

Also

Why are you all such shitlords?!?! A healer shouldn't report to any of you virgin
#notallhealers
#stopslutshaming
#2016
#gamergatehateswymen

What do you mean good? Unless you've got the sexual organs for enjoying being penetrated, which I'll assume you don't since there's no point justifying what is biologically natural, then you're only finding enjoyment in it psychologically. At which point most things can be "pretty good".

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user, I'm not completely sure what you're implying but men's gspot can only be reached by ass penetration so that's pretty natural
Sage because gay shit

Please explain how the prostate is a sexual organ. If it's not required for reproduction then surely it's something else. why do men have prostates anyway?

It helps to make semen by secreting a fluid

I might be bad at biology then. Why is it all the way up the butt though?

The prostate gland produces a basic fluid (I don't know how to say that in English, I did not learn this in English, just think a fluid that's opposite of an acidic fluid) that makes up about 30% of your semen which lets sperm survive better in vagina and reach the eggs more easily.

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something is wrong here:
shouldn t this be about tanks getting fucked by monster while kept alive with the healer giving him shots of adrenalin so thet he doesn t lose consciousness while the dps poke the monster from afar?

Mate you should just stop, you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

Seriously, most modern online games are either ASSFAGGOTS, MMOs or FPShit.
Why the flying fuck would you play them unless you have terminally shit taste?

Because is closer to the balls and base of the cock but inside due to body temp and necessity of protection. Plus providing the fluid for the semen help the erection, that's why when doctors check for tumors, the "touch" it and you get a stiffy

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We're huge fucking faggots and know our shit.

Po-Ju is honorary not-gay

He doesn't even know what the prostate does, he doesn't know shit.

On account of not being a gay. It's fascinating stuff though.

That doesn't explain why it's apparently satisfying, but that's also not what I asked you.

There is no god.

You don't need to be gay to understand the anatomy and physiology of your reproductive organs user, but it helps

But god hates fags.

Grantz and Megid would like to have a word with that idea

Have any of you actually slid a cock into your mouth?
You're missing out.

Just a dildo.

Human interaction of any kind of pretty gross. It doesn't matter if they're 3DPD men or 3DPD women, they're gross and full of shitty opinions and STDs.

Fuck

I tried to my own once, but I can't bend that far, so was only able to lick the tip.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

The tip's all you need! Try going for a frenulum-only orgasm. It takes much longer, but the payoff results in about 15 seconds of helpless gushing.

I thought the frenulum was the smelly bridge between the rectum and the balls.

That's the perineum.

that's the perineum

Queers, the lot of you

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same

Shameful.


"its" is a possessive pronoun like "his". You wouldn't say hi's, right?

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Pretty gay tbh

One of things I liked about Dota was that a lot of the healers were usually good at being aggressive in some way too. Dazzle could healbomb and superslow people, Omniknight's heal does insane damage early on and repel+ulti are god-tier manmode skills until someone gets diffusal, Io can hit-and-run teleport globally with an ally, Oracle has some of the stupidest burst damage in the game, Pugna pushes like a monster. Even Treant hits much harder than any other hero at level 1 and has a good slow and self/ally invis skill to boot.

That said, I've been digging Awesomenauts for the last couple months because it has the same philosophy about healers. Only a few even have non-self heals, and those that do might not even have it without specific upgrades, and no matter what it's not the only thing they do. Voltar has insane burst despite being the closest thing to a healbitch in the game, Ix can swap allies/enemies and bodyblock attacks with a pseudo phase-shift while having great damage output and burst himself, Yoolip does insane single-target burst and CC while having upgrades to heal allies, Genji combines the most obnoxious parts of Shadow Demon and Chen (without the summons), and Scoop is an LC-style manfighter who can get an upgrade to AoE heal his allies along with himself. It makes a game feel much less like a war of attrition when the healers do more than just heal.

This, you are one dumb negro OP

You did exactly what this guy said, bravo


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are there any heterosexual healsluts? Even the female ones I find are fucking gay.

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Man's been doing this he evolved, you'd be retarded to say otherwise.

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that's it, fuck it, exterminatus
>>>/oven/

I'm going to fucking burn your house down.

These people are mentally ill and mentally weak. They are so impressionable that all it takes is a few porn videos to convince them that they're actually "women trapped inside a man's body", and that the reason they've never received any love or affection for their whole lives is because they haven't sucked a cock. They become obsessed with the cock, they fantasize about it, because to them it becomes the answer to all their loneliness.

Notice that this person never considered the idea of working for love or affection, of putting ANY effort into a relationship. The character in the comic was passively drugged and kidnapped and had everything decided for them and done to them by someone else. But they don't want to accept that truth. They don't want to accept that it's THEIR OWN FAULT that they don't have any love in their lives, because they were too fucking lazy to WORK for it.

So they blame external factors. They play the victim game and pretend that it's because they haven't put on a skirt and taken hormones. They latch onto it and tell themselves every day that eventually it will all pay off and things will be okay. And in the end they will get nothing but a wretched, destroyed body and a collection of dildos because no matter what they try to superficially change on the outside they still remained the same on the inside.

Healdom is best healslut. The kind of healer that holds everyone hostage to their whims until they beg for their heals.

It also has to do with the fact that women are the most privileged class, who can live comfortably - even lavishly - without lifting a finger their entire lives, so long as they find a rich cock to suck.
The lazy types you describe realize that, if only they were a woman, they could "live the dream".

What if you just like the taste of cum?

Unless you're female, that's a mental disability.
Also possibly tongue cancer.

Women are also weaker, dumber and less sane than men.
They basically want to be inferior just so they can be lazy.

Then ur a faget

That's what's supposed to make them balanced. They get shit stats, but higher privilege to compensate.
Western society is pulling itself apart at the seams because people ignore this balance.

Are healsluts traps irl?

Why

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Redditor?

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I already fucking told you last time you made this thread, it's just a shitty ERP meme made by ERP faggots.

This is one of the many reasons I don't play MMOs.

But if you're actually good at the game you'll be able to build up your ultimate faster and more effectively than some shitter. If you're good you might get three ultimates in the time it takes them to whip out one ultimate.

Good thing is a Holla Forums thing, in pen & paper RPGs healers can be deadly as fuck if you play them right.

Do only redditors use proper paragraphs?

A paragraph consists of multiple sentences all related to a single theme or topic within a piece of writing. What you did was separate every single sentence. Nothing about that was proper in any sense of the word.

Yeah, well the Romans are all dead now. Worked out alright for them, eh?

Redditor thing aside, it doesn't look like it has proper paragraphs.

Ummm, people just have different writing styles?

Is that THAT hard to believe? come on dudeski.

It wasn't proper, but it doesn't come from reddit, and you shitheads aren't going to get away with forcing this meme.

This is true. The Romans let themselves be subverted by their own degeneracy and allowed their empire to be infested with immigrants who so diluted the government that it ceased to be anything resembling "Roman" at all, at which point they all split up into their own nations that became what we know as France, Germany, and Italy.

The Eastern empire held on a bit longer, but eventually did the same fucking thing with Muslim immigrants.

Let me tell you about healers.

Unless they're new, they hate you and everything you represent. It doesn't matter if you're friends outside of the game, it doesn't matter if you're doing your god-damn job or if you are a complete fuckup. It doesn't matter what game you're playing. None of that matters. Because they hate you. They hate everything about you and justifiably so.
A healer's job is a thankless job. Nobody lauds them for keeping an entire group of brain-dead children alive through an attack that should have killed them. Rather the one person that pulled aggro when he had less than half of his health left will blame them for not being an omniscient superbeing capable to teleporting to his side with a warm blanket and a fresh diaper so that he doesn't shit the bed again. It's the job of the stagehand, wherein they keep things running and make sure the show goes as planned. They don't get top billing, their name isn't even on the board and they are sure that half of the actors don't even know they exist in spite of the fact that it takes all of ten seconds of fucking off to make the show come to a grinding halt. Because god-forbid the actors be able to do more than read lines or even cooperate with them. That's too much effort. The healer should be the one handling all of the paperwork.

And the worst part? The thing that cements every single healer into this disgusted, hate-filled existence, is that unless they get out early, they're stuck. They know that taking on a different role will mean letting some incompetent loser take their place. Letting this faggot fumble with controls and heals and buffs and fuck everyone else over because the ex-healer KNOWS that they can do the job better themselves. They know this because, at this point, they know the role inside and out. So they stay a healer because they know the team needs it. And they hate their team for that exact reason.

The role of the healer is the same as a 'caring' mother looking after her 30+ year old NEET of a son who still hasn't moved out of the basement.

No it's not.

I always got compliments for being such a good healer in Guild Wars.

Why do faggots call them healers though? Shouldn't they be called doctors? Apothecaries? Surgeons?

Might as well be called medics. The team is going to die no matter what, they just provide moral support.

That's an anomaly, then. Be happy that your party wasn't entirely retarded and seemed capable of basic human expression.


Too specific, usually. Doctor might work but healer seems to be the catch-all term.

I think it's because MMORPGs tend to be more fantasy themed and it sounds a lot more fantasy-ish then doctor and I guess it caught on to other non-MMO games

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You spelled "tired cleric" wrong.

It wasn't really an anomaly at all. I participated in pubs all the fucking time in Guild Wars and that kind of attitude was pretty consistent. The game had a really great community, I think largely because it wasn't WoW. Low level caps, normalized equipment and skill caps, but with an extreme amount of skillbar customization and requiring good attention and execution during combat. It attracted a different kind of person.

Where the fuck do you people play online, I never seen this meme outside of these threads in my online sessions, you fucking morons stop playing with children.

implying they aren't the children

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do you mean the meme is causing you to lag? im perplexed

The meme is causing blood that would normally go to his head to go to that "other place" instead, causing him to lose focus and increasing his reaction times.

Now whenever he plays healer, he'll be too busy thinking of how much he craves a nice big tank cock rather than on his job

It's hard to play with one hand on the keyboard and the other in your pants.

The only times I'll play a healer class is if I get to focus mostly on fighting. Like Assault in Battlefield 2142 and such.
Focusing purely on healing seems really boring to me.

if meme demons were sending my blood to the shadow realm id find it hard to concentrate as well.

You got memed harder than OP nigga

Ok we get it you picked a dead end job, you can stop playing online games you know

You're a queer just for that anyway.

but what if the healslut is a "girl"?

my older sister is a healslut

fuck you too OP

I was just watching a nutshack meme as I read this

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because I spent fucking money on them that's why

I never said it was dead, I meant it was fucking shit.

Then go back to playing Overpay

Overlook is even worse than TF2.

actually wrong, healing charges ult, meaning it rewards you for getting hurt.

using roadhogs self heal for example can get you up to 20% ult in one go, not to mention you can heal again really quick and are charging ult the normal way too means roadhog is ulting like all the time, to bad you are literally better off not ulting as roadhog.

git gud

Well I'm sorry I like class-based FPS's and you don't

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Great taste my man!

Nice medic you got there

source ?
it look like firefall btu better

I hate faggy healsluts, why can't tanks appreciate some tough love?
I'll never find a tank that appreciate my efforts.

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Well, there was a video where a guy was playing Atelier Iris 3 and he killed Shadow Stalker (arguably the hardest boss in the game) without healing once.

The romans were massive sluts

remember that comic about the DM shoehorning his fetishes into the game?

Nope

My posts sometimes end up like that because the reply box is small and formats my post differently than how it looks when it's submitted.

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They're too retarded to consider that or that someone has a smaller monitor.
They could even be posting on mobile I assume.
They just want to push a shitty meme for attention.

What is actually an ASSFAGGOT? I thought that it was a nickname for MOBA based games (especially dota). Lurking more doesn't kelp so p-p-please user-kun, share your knowledge
sage for offtop

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Why don't you just keep your autism to yourself.

Thats what I end up doing most MMOs. If there ever some type of Paladin, aka, hybrid healer damage dealer, I usually take it instead because I know most of the time, I'm gonna be by myself.


changing the size is annoying to do every time, unless there is away to change the default size.

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Whoa not everyone can make a genius mathematician actions like that on the fly.

how about you suck my dick faggot

Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides

A derogatory summary of the genre.

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The hell are you talking about? Did you honestly never do a Tombs run? If you went in with a Warrior or Assassin there, or with an AI healer, you would get laughed at like the faggot you were. BP/Spirit Rangers were king of PvE, and combined with a Minion Master and a Monk, a group of them could pull off sub-14 minute runs with ease.

That wasnt what happened to the byzantines, at all, you ignorant fuck.

mankind's greatest invention

Looks like Global Agenda

You bring this on yourself.

The slut one was the original

source on op's image?

Was all this Roman faggotry before or after Constantine?

Gay guy here

Anyone saying that traps, femBOYS and trannies (failed men) aren't gay are bisexuals and or closeted gay/bi

lol as expected from these manginas

this post is pretty gay

I try. :3

kek.

I fucked up, you can laugh at me now.

you have to go back,

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ah fuck it, I won't argue.

And you would ignore every point against you and say it doesn't count and had wave it away as well. While having everyone agree with your hug box as you sage bomb anything kinda disagreement.

We gays are failed too but not on tranny levels. I mean really, wanting to be a woman? I mean if you like being a weak bitch who can't do manly work.

If you want to know about the tranny menace just take a look at Cosmo.

so you're gay cuz you went full homo?

Most mmos have open plains and are sudo turn based real time combat. A properly made bot or script will also be better then a human. Being a melee class or a range class should be any harder on a bot then being a healing class,except for the fact that as a healer, the bot always knows what its "targets" are doing since they are its party members, while an attack class wont be able to act until an enemy is in range.

the founding fathers of hatechan kept that garbage to a minimum, when the weebshit games flare up its obvious we are being invaded by cucks with shit taste

me neither

MMOS
ARE
FUCKING
CANCER

Weeell Genji has a technique to launch yourself cross-map that still hasn't been patched out but aside from that

YOU

cheeky bitch

Good. God punishes fags.

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It sounds like the guy's projecting extremely hard, user the poor bastard. I wouldn't worry.

You're just feeding the fire.

Oh my. That artist looks familiar.

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- I like taking it in the ass
- I'm not gay

pick one and only one.

This thread full of faggots is why I don't play multiplayer. This may as well be halfchan looking at this cancer.

feels good man

what meme?

Hang in there, healslut!

There are some points that I would agree with, and some which I think are assumed, but not backed up by evidence

You can use her concussive blast on walls along with air strafing to achieve multiple jumps in one go, Air strafing is actually an important skill to utilize.

The timer resets while a mine is on the ground allowing him to jump twice, once while in mid air to perform normally impossible jumps.

Are you implying cooldowns are explicitly an ASSFAGGOTS thing? Surely you are joking, It's used as a balancer in mmorpgs, rpgs, actually just a lot of games that use abilities. Use cooldowns combined with something extra, like mana. Or are you implying its the abilities themselves which are ripped and the cooldowns is a seperate issue? Because they work quite a lot differently due to the dimensions of the game being different to that of a top down grinding simulator.

Not true, health and armor pickups are still a thing in this game, and are actually a pretty core mechanic. Your health IS a resource.

This is subjectively bad, but I personally agree with this point.

Not true at all, the majority of
>super attacks

Are utility, based around zoning healing and defense.

Not true at all again, doing this feeds the enemy more of their own meter, creating situations where you can best poke and build meter while not exposing weaknesses, A mechanic often seen in fighting games actually.

As stated before, more of the

are utility as opposed to MEGA TEAM WIPING ATTACKS that you seem to think they are.

haha what.

She's bad at lower levels where people can't properly use her, like in EVERY fps game with snipers.

I agree with this to a point, his arrows have way too large a hitbox, but your whole spiel about him getting kills, yeah - he gets kills. But he can't stand on objective points, and he cant move a payload. He's a good character that gets picked so often purely because he gets kills. Also he's a faggot.

This just means you're bad, no really. It's a team based game hence why most of the >super attacks

are utility based - So you can set up a team wipe. Most of the

Also put you out of position when you use them.

What you failed to mention was that the game is incredibly limited and repetitive by the fact there is a shallow map pool, and no custom maps yet. Which leads in the game play getting incredibly stale.

Also