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Anyone else like anime?

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wat fuk

Hm haven't heard so can't tell

Oh right, E is the root. I meant Q!

Hmmkay. Weird change though, seems kinda silly changing the shape of the cast to a rectangle.

Huh

Neat. Gotta remember that.

lol

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maybe this is why the patriots were all rich lmao.
Do it only when you have way too much though,
Unless your hood is garbage

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No you need to know your place is below me.

No it just would of been rude for me to keep you waiting.

Just play as harambe and auto aim people to death.

Sounds fun righT?

I don't believe you.
I bet it has a great soundtrack, and a qt mc.

Nice desu ne~

I don't appreciate you tarnishing my name you turbo faggot.

Expand dong? I think poo in the loo does the same thing too.

Is that really a whole episode?

Be direct in that you want him; have a little subtlety in what you specifically want.

It's one of those things you'd never know unless you were a native speaker of American English.

PRO TIP

DO

NOT

PUT

YOUR

HEADPHONES

IN

THE

SLOT

FACING

YOUR

DESK

Yo Mordin chill out.

some jews tried bribing police to get mass licenses in a neighborhood close to mine
he would bribe the cop 1k to get 15 licenses and sell each one for 20k

licenses take like 6months to process normally

Who the hell is poo in the loo?

I didnt do much waiting!

He was the WORST

I didn't mean literally !

yeah all of episode 7 outside of the OP/ED

They're like five minutes per episode if you cut the openings and endings.

i don't know
here's a picture of me looking like a huge faggot

*stand on tip toes*
look now we're the same height
if you fight me like this you may not survive

Donde, can I have munies to hair cut/

And you didn't even thank me.

How am I supposed to be direct about that without spaghetti'ing all over the place???

The currynigger tech support.

THAT'S NOT ME!

Symmetra.

Can we all agree on [...]?

Looks like you have to make a pact with the Goldsteins.

He really should

"Thank you so much for accepting"

Wait how'd you get there?
stop confusing me dude

Oh ._.

You would die

I'd rather be a monkey than a brown woman.

No problem its least I could do.

NO
I REFUSE
Don't get me wrong
I have a few jewish friends and they are rad as fuck
hell a couple of them are even anti zionist

BUT I WILL NOT
MESS AROUND
WITH THAT BEEHIVE

Get a job, Luka.

I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY NOR SPAGHETTI SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT OR OVERCOME IT.

You gotta stay in one place man, taxes need to be payed.

/tf/ is ded and you faggots are tugging dicks too hard.

Start being fucking entertaining.

But subway. :

I sure do hope you take time out of your day to say hi then delete me, I would be ever so thankful

wrong
you would find yourself crushed in one instant by my power

Gotta go fast you ugly cuck.
You can't tax that which you can't see.

It's not even that, it's the trying to get from the being friendly part to the being more than friendly without being a total goober.

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Your Lukaing is terrible.

You can only fight them with competition.
Outjew them dude.

Mordin you gotta let go of that sonic phase, it's over man.

Maybe I should pet his beard

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She also have super annoying turrets that always kill me instantly when I try to flank as genji.

What happened to that movie you were watching?

Man, this is some next level pathetic.

Obvs you need a pool party and show up in a two piece for him.

YES, THAT'S THE JOKE.

I dunno.
I liked him.

He was kinda funny sometimes, and had a qt imouto.

Shit, you caught me.
I'm really just a rankD Luka.

You butt

Did they buff her turrets from the beta?
In the beta, they were pretty much garbage.

Why would I do that? Do you like it when people do bad things to you or something?

Nah my power is overwhelming

How does one even piss at a reasonable rate with a dick that small?

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Mordin you gotta sleep better, this attitude doesn't fly

Well you tell me why don't you swedecuck.
Apparently after going out of my while to oh so kindly invite my dear ol friends I was rejected.

whatever
*drives away*

Well thats what you get when you try and flank.

You should really stay more in your element and support from the back.

Oh aight.

You seem fairly gay though, with the gay rape and all. Perhaps the look is justified?

Chuckled at the filename

For shame.
You could have dozens of League skins by now.

#justmicrodickproblems

No, im fucking with you

Ofcourse you watched for the eye candy, pervert

They're not that great but she can put out 6 of them and genji is made out of paper, and you can't parry lazers.

You didn't even talk to me. Was that why you added me on steam?

Being pathetic in this place is like being ok in normal standards.

Child, don't you have better things to do like stuffing dragon dildo's up your ass?

youtu.be/jItz-uNjoZA

BETS
E
T
S

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pools are not my jam x_x I had to be forced into one a couple weekends ago. it was terrible.

But lucio plays himself and he's also the best support so it's super boring.

I'm sure Danish has a lot of similar phrases and dated language that is used for a specific reason.

But we just met.

I love penises~

We fucking lost >_>

Do I need to talk to you?
Scroll the fuck up on /tf/ you stupid dipshit, I added you for a single purpose and that was to force you to watch the movie.

Doesn't fat people have tiny dicks like that as well? You could ask Kroni how he takes a piss

Based Red team

Play the robot monk and orb people.

I just have to be a snowflake.

I think we're gonna have to call your mom

I mean, it'd kind of show him you have tits now without you just stripping in front of him.
Since swimwear is socially acceptable underwear in public.

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Dun wanna, you're just trying to make me religious.

He's actually the worst hero in the game.

He already knows though.

I don't know they had to nerf him a few times already.

I hope you know sweden.

I don't remember asking you if you want to.
However the answer would be much more clearer if you just denied the request you friend collecting faggot.

I don't really recall how apparent your chest was so I didn't know.

Kinda sad he didn't pick up on that

Hmm, yeah probs. After moving to the capital my dialect and vocabulary has changed a lot though, my family keeps making fun of me for being 'such a metropolitan'

The school lockers in the back make it extra classy.

I need more stimulation
You faggots are lacking.

I also pressed into him a little when I hugged him at the bar :p

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jesus christ
play a game

He's the worst.

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This in itself is a game, child.
The most amusing of them all considering I get to see low life scum right infront of my eyes.

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waow

what a perfect Lulu Lucian bot lane
lulu OP
game felt like a smooth stomp

made my lucian go 5/1
and i went1/1/13

only took em 3 minutes to surrendurr
just as we were about to take baron with Egnivia_bot

gud feelz

No way

I knew it

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CIA are on their way

It's so perfect

Every time I see your godawful posts I die a little inside.

Shut the FUCK up.

huh
i wish i had the balls to try and make social interactions a game
how do you win?

so you're saying that im not ugly, but I'm not a cute trap either
that's okay

That doesn't mean that the MC wasn't good, though!

But yet you already got my tag number.

I guess the most obvious would be Shakespearean or Victorian English used in a modern setting. It's always to show the character is super old or incredibly strange.

Pretty much every language has "hick" dialects in rural areas where it's kind of pidgin-y or overly reliant on phrases and figurative speech.

Hmm.
I'm out of ideas.
Just do the college freshman excuse of hanging out, drinking the tiniest amount and using it as justification to be affectionate. If it fails, you can just blame the alcohol.

Did you start playing yet?

Yeah well good luck with that identity theft.
FBI gonna fuck your dumb ass retarded self.

I always win, being the case that I can't lose.

That sounds like an Elma maneuver if I've ever heard one...

Nice, thanks^^

but you just lost, seeing as though you got bored
that means you're bad at this game
how the fuck can you be bad at a game you made?

It's okay little Mordin, you're gonna be safe

Me being bored means YOU lost.
Your job was to entertain me dumb ass.

No do you wanna play now or something?

Fairly average dude

We have like 4 major dialects of Danish which all has weird words and phrases they use. It can be tricky.

But you're supposed to be taking care of me.
We don't have to worry about little Mordin.

who wants to play left 4 dead 2

Quit talking and fuck off.

You aren't entertaining, nor intelligent, nor anything you could ever possibly imagine yourself as.

yeah but im not playing the game
what counts as entertainment for you then
drama?

exactly
better than being ugly
are you ugly?

youtube.com/watch?v=O8Hw1t6OIpA

Oh how foolish could you be you faggot fuck.

is that a "me!'

fuck no. go back to your cave furry.

Have fun.

Yeah, but your dialects come from border changes and historical schisms, depending on how isolated the area and which foreign country it's closest to both geographically and ethnically.

US dialects only really fractured from relative isolation and whatever influx of immigrants dominated the expansion into that area.

I personally take care of you, but I have henchmen for the less privileged

They're gonna get you a comfy home, all for your own self. Just take the nice man's hand, mommy would love that,

I need a glass of water

yiff me daddy

so it's just a guessing game then?
Hm... Hey, Mordin, I actually fucking hate you.
Fuck you.

Have you opened up to your parents on how much of a disgusting human being you are?

You probably should before its too late.

He hates you to.

? I'm in bed lol

Off to bed. Ta ta.

Fairly average.

Mmkay, Interdasting.

He made me want to be someone else tbh

Right thanks again friendo

♥
Mei and Diva look so cute

Good night

Wait.
I think I had the wrong person.

Night l00dz.

I dunno.
I kind of look up to him.

Lactating

:O

The pain will go away, I ensure you.
Those lab coats are for your safety.

nini

I'm a lot of Person, who do you seek?

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I meant it as "have fun with him whenever you have the chance to put the plan in motion" sort of thing.
Not saying have fun right now.

Night.

Stop thanking me so much it's making me feel uncomfortable.

I've seen corpses more interesting than you.

Quit talking.

What are you, gay?

Oh sorry, thanks again tho real talk

So no?
Hm... I'll make a chart and try to entertain you wit the things on there.
I'll do it by sorting thigns i can say with moods.
Such as
Aggressive: Fuck you, asshole
or
Friendly: I think you look nice today
I'll also try combinations of emotions until i get up to a combo of 4, so theres some variation.
How does that sound?

The person I'm actually talking to on steam who I confused.

Don't worry stranger, the truth will be in you as well.
Refuse the darkness and light will come to you.

ooh, right.

sorry.

np

Child have I not mentioned before I've been drinking?

Quit saying stupid fucking shit and make some sense out of your posts if you can't then stop talking altogether as it makes me dizzy you stupid fuck.

You sound like a stupid faggot fresh out of Holla Forums.
Jesus christ.

It probably taste gross.

...don't mention it

Probably.

The nutrition tho.

I have returned with good foods

That must be quite a person.
May I have his name?

Do not take the Lord's name in vain boy, all are judged before him.

I'm sure you'd rather just guzzle down semen.

PICS WITH FEET GOGOGO

I need to clip my toenails .//.

Yeah I guess I could do it for that gains bro.

Don't worry, you'll burn in hell due to the fact faggots are abominations.

No it's fine.
He's mine.
His name included.

It's mostly fat.

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lol
i must have really pissed you off

If you snort it, it goes right into the brain for maximum effect.

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Paint them too ;3

I dunno. Last nipple I sucked on it was pierced and she wasn't lactating ;3

Worth.

No lol
I saved a picture of you but windows was like
"baka already exists"
and I was like
wait a second.......

turns out I have this picture of you from months ago

just plucked it form lewds ahah

NO

He is a forgiving lord dear, say your prayers and Benedict can guide you.

I am very sure he would not contest that.

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Have you ever thought to be less of a homosexual?

Grim posts pictures of everyone but herself

Maybe.

I don't hate you. Why do you hate me?

You don't wanna be take-out food pic twins?

You probably don't even have a spork anyway, you pleb~

Why are you even saving pics of random /lewds/ posters?

aw
i have a few pictures of my butt on there too~

lol
must be ugly or insecure

i don't hate you, im just seeing what makes this guy entertained

You're a mad man.

Not really

Well i'm gonna go shower so you're gonna have to wait.

The lord is a vengeful God you abomination.

You wont see heaven and you will burn for all eternity you fucking scum.

It wouldn't change anything if he did.

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I use a spoon

please don't post them
I'm eating man

She's actually a cute Azn chick

Same reason they have pics of me.
To jack off to them in private.

Do you suck dick?

You ruin everything

Why's that?

I think I have a date to get mine done with my friend when she gets back from Germany^^

Pfft.

Sporks are best of both worlds~

"LOL how did you know~? xD"

eugh
at least save a good one

lol

cute

i don't believe someone is jacking off to me

Stop talking so badly about yourself.

the rice just slips through them.

Nice link bruv

And he wouldn't want anything different

Do you want him to ruin your womb?

Are you trying to get hard by fantasizing about me?

Go pester someone else with you faggotry you degenerate.

might not be the most effective lube but god DAMN my hands feel soft rn

Curves of a lady, tines of a boy ^~^

LOL

Now I'm confused.

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She has an asshole personality though

Why am I talking badly about myself?

I can take a pounding

You must be new.
Lucky for you the degenerates here have no standards

see discord

Pics or it didn't happen

I can ship this.

That can be a side effect

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Tokai, show me your boy parts pls

The fact it took you two posts to answer gives me vibes you're not 100% straight

Come on, that's spork poetry!

Also I'd probably enjoy that.

oh. ew

UGH

cool
I'll be sure to shitpost constantly, and without restraint.

because im ugly
thanks

Can you be any fucking gayer?

GROM PLS, we're frands now x_x

I haven't seen that American Horror Story episode yet, you're a fan?

No worries, it'll be clear some day.

Back the fuck up
Before you get cut the fuck up.

You should be okay... as long as you stay away from Alice and her followers... that's about it, bye for now~

Like wew

Nice self esteem issues.

i need three more somebody play game

I was actually looking for the other version of that image...
I need to fix this folder.

Maybe.

bye squiddo

it's not self esteem issues it's the truth

What? I guess so? I've only seen Asylum, but don't tell anyone.

Stop threatening me with a good time.

M-maybe I could be your macaroni salad tonight. You supply the mayo~

Maybe be happy with what you got and quit attention whoring?

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Like I said dipshit.

Nice self esteem issues.

Don't steal my images

kill yourself

Alice is still around, and still has followers?
Also, which Alice?

All part of the plan.

Your secret is safe.

I got too spooked to watch

I figured that folder would be full of the obvious' cosplay.

Alice2

Child, I don't want your shitty images.

How does loneliness feel like?

They're not, really.
He just sticks to his containment chat and people like Kermit keep trying to invite posters from here to it.

inb4 Tsuchi RUNS to answer that question

not really sure

Ironic. Why aren't you watching your movie?

Damn it, he's too fast

That sounds like fun.
But I only need Tokai.
But maybe it's fine.

My head hurts.

Watch the spooks with me.
I'll keep you safe from the spooks.

Actually, I'm surprised I have images in the root folder.
The hierarchy is Rin/Cosplay
and the obvious one is
Rin/Cosplay/Tanaka Mana

???

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Oh. Yeah that seems about right.

I see.

Then don't make the same mistake twice, that is my warning you little freakshow.

Oh my, you want this topic to be about you now mordinfag?

Dangerous

As if I have control over image swaps.

Dumbass.

bitties finna get SLAPPED

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He's too busy jacking off to your pics.

I'm waiting for the replies

Alice2 still comes around, she sends her followers to spy on us, they read every post and report anything noteworthy to Alice, it's really sad

Get medicine quick! eradicate the evil.

..I guess I can do that then

Of course you do.

If you never posted in the first place it would have never happened.

"Rin came back again."
Oh, wait, you said noteworthy, nvm.

been there done that

Not like you're here for any other reason anyway. That's why you're trying to use my name.

n-nani
I'm not cute enough to jack off to...

whoa
cool
but won't youi just get more replies in hte meantime

I actually really like spooky movies.
So I can keep you warm, safe and protected from the spooks!

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I'm sorry for letting you down

I usually just disappear

Oh my, I kind of feel sorry for them.
Only kind of though.

I don't even have like anything of anyone saved anymore.
Anything earlier than like October of last year was lost.
And I regret nothing.

Goodnight!
nini

I trust you then

Oh wait.
The obvious one to you isn't the same as the obvious one to me.

As you should!

Nini.

Good night ^^

yay Overwatch

Pls fuck off child, you're just some generic slut.
You lack a personality and anything worthwhile hell its why you've barely even posted here isn't that so?
Because after that slut behavior starts getting old you have absolutely no depth to rely on when it comes to striking up interesting conversations.

Fuck out of my sight.

They don't really.
It's just Kermit from there that hangs around here.
The rest are thankfully just in their containment.

saved

:T is a cute booru tag

same actually

I'd believe you if you weren't trying to be me.

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bye beautiful

YES.
THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE COSPLAYED RIN.

It's saaaad... I want to help them see the light, I want to know how Alice is using them to boost her ego... but they're blinded by their bias... Some of them spent 5 years locked away in there...............
Also Tsuchi doesn't know what he's talking about, he hasn't logged in there in years

Post boipussy before you go

You're right, you aren't.

So pls kill yourself from that depression you have.

Wow you really are a jerk. Welcome to Holla Forums

Are you telling me to make a :T folder for Rin?

I don't think I saved her pictures from that.

The obvious one to me was always Tanaka Mana.

I don't remember ever being a slut.

*petted*

Wait, Mei is a Canadian?

You wear the name of one, do you not? Parading around, pretending to be one.

Just hinting at it actually

Chinese.

i ve got passion in my pants and i ain afraid to show it

but im not depressed

hi animus

Yup.
People have known this for years.
Who are you?

yeah show us your dick!

she lives near you

Wait are you Wish?

Pft.
I would have thought you of all people would love that one.

Are you done? Do we do IT?

Be careful... there are a lot of pedophiles here..

That's Alice2

tl: Do it e-moto.
u wont.

Oh, okay.

I'm Rin.
I'm a Canadian from 2011.

Nipissing area here.

No.

Tanaka?
Or the other one?

I do as I please as I always have, child.

If this delusion keeps you from killing yourself from that depression then do thank me but have the courtesy to fuck off.

Nice memes

I love pedophiles~
I

I want more Tohsaka actually

JESUS, RIN.
PAY ATTENTION.

Oh my fucking god

it's not low self esteem though it's just the truth
I'm ugly
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD

Here it is

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Who are you again?

I'm Menma. It's been a while.
I'm sort of close to Toronto.

Goddammit, I'm not supposed to have my external hooked up to begin with why do you do this to me?

IT'S HARD WHEN YOU'RE RETARDED!

Yeah I've been wanting this for a while now.

That guy who e-dates underage dudes.

Maybe you should blame your mother for drinking so much when pregnant.

Someone you feel compelled to pester.

Want everyone here to see your butt fingering posts?

All of my current ones are from an external too, so its okay

thats a sandwich

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oops

Either it's been way too long, or I'm retarded, sorry.

Did we communicate much?

Mom, it's all your fault for drinking while pregnant.

I have Citrus, Inori and Plank stored locally.

This is slander.

I think you did that on purpose
I don't think it was an accident at all!

but im not acting cute

Then let's.

Yep.

Oh nice, im a third responsible

No not really. I've been more or less a phantom/lurker since I started way back in 2009.
I don't remember much about you either, just the name and time period.

Where are proofs?

alright

Eww. No.

Just imagine how much better Rin would've been off if Gil stayed around as an adult and halfway raised.

How does loneliness feel like?

T-take responsibility...

Oh, in that case
Charmed to make your acquaintance.

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Let's be honest.
She would have murdered Emiya day one.

you know what your penis looks like ya goof!
Unless it really is a sandwich...

new thread

Marry me

The real Gilgamesh had a son who succeeded him, even.
He would be a great dad.

The pleasure is all mine.

Doing the job ilsaka seems unfit to do.

But you seem too pussy to state an answer.

bump

...thread slowed down?

There's a new thread

There's a new thread.

where
i don't see

Get new eyes