Am I the only one that it field really weird being Ciri's mentor/father figure? She's cute as fuck

Am I the only one that it field really weird being Ciri's mentor/father figure? She's cute as fuck.

I had awkward boners throughout the game in scenes she was in

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Isn't she a canon rug muncher?

You mean taco plate devourer?

She's still a virgin you filthy degenerates!!!

Sure, I bet magic can repair hymens.

Am I the only one that it felt really weird to read that?

Its late over here, I meant to say

fuck me

You can't expect Polish shills to English, they can barely Polish.

With Geralt as her defacto father? Doubtful.

per se

Actually, I did meet a ghost in my room a week ago. So maybe magic exists!


I live in NY, nigger.


Geralt wouldn't put his johnson in her, not at all. Also, degenerate.

I meant as her parental role model. No way she didn't pick up his tendency to bang anything willing from him.

If Ciri did that, she would be at risk for getting pregnant. Geralt and Yen have the luxury of being infertile.

she's a canon slut overall
you'd end up getting inter-dimensional elf aids from her

Nothing a good potion can't fix.
Or cunt punt.

Potions are poisonous to humans, lad. It would kill her.

She survived worse

You don't need a witcher potion to induce an abortion, Any village herbalist could whip up one of those.

Or Yen could whip up a spell to kill the fetus, it would probably cause Ciri some pain though…

However, game Ciri is completely different. Remember in the books everyone wanted her vagina.

Shit taste fam, but speaking of W3 is it just me or are heavy eyeliners and over-the-eye scars the shit in Poland these days?

She looks like generic whore with white wig

She's already rated as one of the sexiest game characters, user-kun.

Someone made a mod and removed her make, its like the type of face made for face fucking.

That's no way to talk to a mans waifu, user.

Heavy eyeliner and over-the-eye scars are always the shit but people like to pretend they're not sometimes.

Heavy eye liner is my fetish

nothing a good dicking couldn't change. It's implied in the game that she isn't exclusively degenerate, just a bit odd that way

Yennefer is the best girl.

Wasn't weird for me, was it weird for you?

Wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot-pole


Nigger, I've seen less eyeliner and facial scarring in Shadowrun settings

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The joke's on you, I'm a Pole too.

Literally the best girl

Shitty pic. She looks here like straight from Tumblr with that ugly complexion.

Gets raped by a lesbo elf

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Not to mention getting that rose tattoo and fisstech addiction. Sure signs of a slut, or at least a wannabe slut.

Why would you post an image that had black bars?

Smhfh.

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She was fingerbang raped by lesbian elves if I recall correctly.

Uncanny.


Should've put trigger warnings, right?

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She even has her tattoo from her teen lesbian experimentation in the bath scene.

A whore by any other name…

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The slutty eye makup is a dead giveaway.

I NEED MORE INFORMATION

An excerpt from the book would be nice

its a game you dog why do you have a boner

Top taste.

She shows attraction to a few dudes in the books too, though, every time it's ended in disappointment on her end or never taken off to begin with. Her only success was with the dyke and it didn't work out because her crew of misfits including the dyke got butchered by a badass bounty hunter who's killed several witchers and literally enslaved her.

Geralt is really adamant about not banging her in the books, if you want an idea of the relationship, Geralt and Nier share pretty much the same role (and the same hair) with their respective daughters.

I personally never found it weird. Was always more into Yen.


Her eyeliner is a mix of soot, goose fat and other nasty things. She does it to look more intense. Battle paint. In the books, different characters have opinions of her looks ranging from "A true beauty" to "ugly bitch", so it's a matter of taste. I go by that she's canonically not the prettiest, Yennefer seems to think so too (refers to her as ugly duckling)

Yenemir and Trissimir best girls.

who else thinks that ciris voiceactor single handedly fucked up the entire character?


na she was basicly a college lesbian.

Posting best character in the whole game

…in hunchbacked bitches.

She was also two-timing on Geralt with her fellow sorcerer Istredd in one of short stories, "A Shard of Ice".

Letho is also an acceptable choice

Every female relationship in Witcher 3 felt weird as shit because they tried to jump straight from the character as established by the player in the last two games to the character as established by books the vast majority of the players haven't read. A bunch of the male relationships were similarly weird too. They tried to sort of blend from game to book characters in 2 but didn't really go beyond introducing Yen with it but by the start of 3 Geralt has full memory of even all the minor shit from the books that didn't even make it into any of the in-game material as references, like Dijkstra's broken ankle for example.

In Witcher 1 I sort of went with Triss. In 2 I went hardcore down her route. Literally all of that gets tossed out the window before 3 even starts because book characterization dictates Geralt has to drop everything he's doing to go hunt down Yen, and when you find her the first thing she does is be a total bitch to you because book characterization dictates that's how she is. I had some familiarity with her and Ciri's characters because I watched the shitty TV series but for anyone who was any less involved in the series who only played the games, the main story of 3 must fall completely flat since they have zero familiarity with most of the main characters involved, zero incentive to care about those since aside from little girl ciri they're all complete assholes to you, and the few characters who were in the last two games have had their relationships completely reset so as to make room for shit only book fans would care about.

Again, more information on Ciri's rug-munching required!

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That sounds so awful that it discourages me from ever picking up TW2, let alone 3>>10783946

Lesbomancy is an established part of Witcher lore though.

There's a few games been doing this father/daughter/waifu combination.
Bioshock Infinite was pretty weird. In that kind of adventure, you know Booker would've fucked Elizabeth at some point. Must've been awkward when he found out the truth.

Last of Us another with blurry incestual undertones.

But you're right, 3 should have never touched the actual book characters, they should have gone and done their own thing

It makes sense in a lore standpoint as Geralt and Yen are the OTP so he would drop Triss or anyone else quick as fuck. It helped that she is a lying bitch as well though. But yes, in terms of gameplay and for people who haven't read the books, they must have been very lost and pissed.

Ideally, Yen would have been introduced in 2 so players can get some familiarity with her and also helps the tension between Yen/Triss/Geralt.

Never played Witcher 3 because of the bullshit downgrade. That kind of deceptive bullshit killed my interest in the game. Until an enhanced edition comes out that fixes the graphics, not interested.


Yennefer has a massive case of vain sorceress and was originally a hunchback before she used magic to become a hot chick. It's reasonable to interpret those putdowns as Yennefer being unwilling to acknowledge Ciri's good looks.

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Here you go

I think Ciri got ploughed by the Aen Elle king. Not sure besides the fact that Eredin's magic Viagra killed the guy (the game rewrites that as a deliberate poisoning but the fact that Avocado had Ciri lay with the king is mentioned in one line).


Dettlaff did nothing wrong


Patrician taste.
Olgierd did nothing wrong either. Eternity as a wraith is better than getting kebabed.


That's not Thaler, user. Did the board upload the wrong image? :^)

To each their own. I got it and played the shit out of it because I don't buy into pre-release hype. For what it's worth, it's had some significant quality of life updates with unfucking the GUI and making the controls far better. If yo do decide to get it, do yourself a favor and look at the settings for "alternate controls"

Fuckin' loved that game. I hope they can pull another rabbit with Cyberpunk

How is she a feminist?

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Not the user who said it but she is a self-centered, manipulative cunt who won't shut up with her sob story.
There's a big chance that she's not cursed (unless "being edgy" counts as a curse) but everyone jumped the gun about her and booted her ass out of the kingdom. Self-diagnosed 'Curse of the Black Sun'.

that`s a stupid design

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I only played witchers 1 and 2 (3 wouldnt work on my pc).

Yennefer or Triss?

Triss, because they both try to take advantage of you but Triss doesn't compound it with also treating you like garbage.

Yennefer. She's a alpha bitch through and through but at least she didn't try and have Geralt take the fall for regicide. 3's story tries to act like Triss dindu nuffin but she didu. And besides, by the end of B&W, she acquiesces to Geralt's corny wish of the quiet life.
At any rate, sorceresses are all conniving turbo cunts and hooking up with someone like the big-booty herbalist at White Orchard, the Skellige master armorer at Crow's Perch, the Var Attre twins, the titty dream teller or the werewolf girl if you're into that kinda thing would probably be better.
Getting Thaler, Roche, Olgierd, Regis etc and start a kingdom would be neat too. (Regis is the nuke.)

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Did shit get retconned from W2? Far as I remember Triss literally didn't know/do jack about the whole kingslayer affair and even spent better part of the game stuck as a figurine so she wouldn't mess up lodge's plan. There's also the bit at the end where she denounced Sile and the others.

Also friendly reminder that Letho and possibly Emhyr spent several months to a year or two fucking taking care of Yennifer.

I'd gladly settle with minor games starring a side-character. I'd say a B&W-sized romp sounds good and depending on the character, the gameplay elements could change too, like Letho being a expert in setting traps and ambushes and Regis using his vampire abilities for stealth.
Letho, Regis, Roche and Eredin would be my choices. Eredin could be interesting because of the dimension hopping aspect; could even randomly generated levels with a way to increase the challenge by botching a portal.
I also want to say Yen but only because lightning magic is kinda fun. Emhyr's bear-hedgehog form story could be cool too.

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IIRC Triss knew about the Lodge's multiple regicide plot.

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I kinda cheated to refresh my memory but I can't find literally anything confirming that. Not really a Trissfag but she always seemed more of a clingy ditz then a scheming bitch to me. The Clarice Starling of Witcher at best.

Huh, I didn't realize you could prevent the massacre by going to Triss instead of Phillipa. Does that carry over into 3 at all or is it another choice that gets ignored and it's always Radovid's Open Season on mages?

I admit I combed that article as well. I got nothing tangible to back up my claim so I yield.
Triss dindu nuffin. Lodge just needed more crowns fo' dem programs.


Open Season probably continues. To copy-paste the questioning by Voorhis:

Did you kill the defending commander, Aryan LaValette, during the siege of La Valette Castle? The only effect this has is a variance in your interactions with a woman named Molly during the quest Broken Flowers.

Did you go with Roche or Iorveth? This has an effect on a small conversation choice during the quest Get Junior, when you visit Roche's camp for the first time.

Did you save Triss Merigold or Anaïs La Valette? (If chose Roche Path)
Did you save Triss Merigold or Saskia? (If chose Iorveth Path)
Note: Triss lives no matter whether you save her or not. By choosing Roche's path, Saskia will not be cursed but Geralt will not know Saskia's true form. By choosing Iorveth's path the "optimal" choice is straight forward, saving Saskia, because Triss lives anyway.

Did you warn Sile de Tansarville? If you allowed her to die she will not appear during the quest The Great Escape.

Did you kill or spare the witcher Letho? If you mention that Letho is dead the secondary quest Ghosts of the Past cannot be accessed.

I don't think they ever mention fates of Kaedwen or Aedirn, and at best make a passing and vague as fuck remark about known scoiatael or Siegfried. Speaking off, I don't remember one mention of bloody Saskia or the Pontar Valley, either.

So no, I don't think it matters. You get a cameo if Sile or Letho lived, a tattoo if you cleared Roche route and a slight dialogue change depending on whether you killed Aryan.

All you have to read to appreciate the characters in TW3 is The Last Wish, the short story book. That is literally it. It's not even a task or a chore, it's actually a very entertaining book. You don't even need to read the saga after that, you can piece together the events for yourself fairly quickly. Peak laziness right here.

The lazy people here are the writers, the first two games work fine entirely on their own content and no game should require switching to an entire different type of media to convey things so basic as character relationships and motivations.

All I had mentioned was that Henselt died in battle against Nilfgaard.

tfwnosigfried

But doesn't she eventually admit that Ciri doesn't need magic to look pretty, because she already is?

I'm about to start witcher 2. Is the rebalanced combat mod a necessity?

I had no problems playing without it. Be forewarned that potions kinda suck though so don't go all in on them, diversify your build.

Her face looks like a mans face to me. Does anybody else think this or is the weebshit finally getting to me?

Its likely she said it in jest or at least Ciri was a bit ugly as a kid, like the story of the ugly duckling.

Nope
Nothing meaningful carries over inbetween the games, 2 to 3 was far worse than 1 because they flat just covered up over half the plot

For example, if you helped Roche, Temeria has a new queen or Radovid peacefully becomes regent of Temeria , completely fucking ignored in 3


He address that at the end of the second game fam
They thought she was a complete whore, Geralt has absolute shit taste

If you ever end up being an IRL father you will realize that lusting over your own daughter is perfectly normal an even healthy. She will also lust for you, but everything will stay on the realm of fantasy and that will build up a long lasting bond with each other.

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kiddie fiddler detected.

Well, you will never know what's like to cuddle with your 11-year-old daughter and feel how she starts gently rubbing her butt against your crotch after a while.
I'm telling you, little girls want to get more than some attention from their father, it is the duty of a good parent to stay stoic without turning her down in an overly abrupt way, kind of like keeping her hopes up. Really hard stuff to do, specially roams around the house wearing only her qt white panties and a t-shirt in spite of being told repeatedly not to do that.

user you have a mental illness.

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Are you a parent? No? Then you wouldn't know.

BURN THE PEDOS AT THE STAKE
IT'S THE FATE THEY DESERVE
THEIR FREEDOM IS TOO GREAT A RISK TO TAKE
COME NOW, DON'T LOSE YOUR NERVE
POUR THE GAS AND FLICK A MATCH
KEROSENE IS LIKE A DREAM
WE'VE JUST CORRALLED ANOTHER BATCH
RESPOND IN SILENCE TO THEIR SCREAMS
YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS ARE SAFE FOR NOW
YOU'VE SERVED YOUR COMMUNITY WELL
THEIR SKIN AND BONES SUCCUMB TO THE PLOUGH
AND THEIR SOULS DESCEND TO HELL

Keep being a good goy, faggot.

Fuck off millennial. Every sane and moral being on this Earth can grasp what good parenting is by the time they come of age. Lusting after your own children is not a part of good parenting you degenerate.

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>>>/reddit/

Pedofags are the definition of tumblr.

Yeah, we've been suffering shit-tier proxyfag raids all day. I mean it takes a special kind of effort to outcancer some of the regular shitters Holla Forumse have around.


I even think Letho used those exact words

So many normalfags in this thread, god damn.

Nice strawman. Consent doesn't go out of the window, unless you believe is some sort of magical power people get when they turn 16/18.
Also, I never said a 8-year-old or a 5-year-old, sexual desire isn't even there at that age.
Oh, by the way, throwing around the word "goy" when you defend some feminist dogma is fucking hilarious.

Good thing Codemonkey broke the unix timestamp naming convention for this! Great job on that deduplication, you hack.

they're flooding here after 4cuck got sold off
these are the faggots who didnt come witht eh first migration. They are traitors

Have a daughter some day user, then maybe you'll understand

Look at the file sizes, you dolt.

but feminists put pedos in a protected class like dykes and dindus

Source me

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I know some svu officers who would disagree with you.
For some it is user, also no one said it was morale or right, its just what happens. Sorry you cant admit that to yourself, even while anonymous

This was the only time she was cute

I wouldn't mind more missions where Geralt has to deal with more things that didn't do with him killing monsters. Like when he was trying to make a withdrawal from a bank in Toussaint and got the run around. The drunken adventure he had with the other Witchers at Kaer Morhen Summon the bitches. The time he went to a wedding with Shani while being possessed by a ghost.
I love the weird bullshit they have to go through on their time off. It make the game stand out.

That was the best part about Heart of Stone, there was no epic quest, no monster to slay, just some tasks and a deal with the devil

Only a handful of them, real feminist get angry because man with power abusing female is all they see in their head. The pro-pedo feminism is a very niche thing and probably the by-product of this specialsnowflake-race the SJW are having between themselves: Coming up with the most progressive/challenging idea to what's commonly accepted is the goal some of this people have.
The idea that feminism as a whole supports pedophilia is largely overblown by the redditors that got into this site (like a bunch of Muslim immigrants into Hungary) about 6 to 8 months after the first exodus.

If you want to inform yourself, go read about Josephine Butler.


Well, there are exceptions to everything, as usual, but -in general- the lust kicks in when they get close to having their first period or soon after. They have some years of early body exploration when they are 4-6, usually humping pillows and stuff of the like.

And look at the hashes of the originally uploaded file. Either Holla Forums or Cloudfire is doing something with the files, which makes deduplication pointless.

Cloudflare*

I can't be the only one anons. For If I am the only one than no one else is here. If no one else is here than I am speaking to myself. For than Holla Forums trully is just me.

Holla Forums is one person

No, I would rail the fuck out of Ciri because she is not my daughter or adopted daughter. She is Geralt's. Geralt might be controlled by the player, but the player is not Geralt himself. People who get hung up on "SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER THO" need to be shot. It would make it hotter if she were my adopted daughter but she isn't

cuck.

Pretty much this. If you don't then someone else will.

When in game would be a good time to start Hearts of Stone?

There are some plain text file were you can change the duration of the potions. I always felt that 60 minutes feel way better than the default 10 minutes that run out during dialog scenes.

At you complete the main game and B&W after you complete HoS.

2's system still requires either savescumming or reading a walkthrough to know when to potion up for like half the important fights and for the chapter 2 finale you'll always be fucked no matter what unless there's a mod for potions in combat.

I NEED sauce

The Witcher has always been better when it's been about the small stories in a larger world. The "epic gloebtrot" shit is just cancer.


After the main quest, or at the correct level requirement.

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Daily reminder that playing Witcher 3 with the mini map turned off and navigating around via what characters say, landmarks and by actually paying attention to what's in front of you makes the game 1000% better.

I'm running Friendly HUD mod, too.


I just need a mod that removes the whole LEVEL system on enemies so that I can do any quest at any time. Facing bandits who can 1-shot you is stupid. I also want a mod that has an animation for applying oil and drinking potions, makes them last longer like in Witcher 1. However I don't want that overhaul mod that does all that but fucks it up by trying to add Dank Souls stamina shit into it.

Normalfags gtfo

Most times the only way to know where to go is the quest marker though.

Not most times. Half the times. Usually they say "Forest near the village" or "West of the river from X" or something like that. Sure it's vague, but if you actually get used to no minimap and figuring out where things are you will find it. And it's an amazing feeling when you actually find shit without using the mini map. The open world aspect of the game as well as the decent graphics and presentation of it make it immersive as fuck to play like that. I'm on my first new game + with the expansions but I will play Witcher 1, 2 and then 3 with 100% no mini map and only seldom usage of the full map.

Btw the Friendly HUD mod has ability to see compass when using witcher senses as well as 3D markers if you wish. This way you can still have some guidance but without immersion breaking minimap imo. Try it out it's got its own in-game mod menu (if you set it up right) and has lots of customization options.

Ciri isn't Geralt's "daughter", she's just a chick that he decided to treat like a daughter.
It's like being a 40 year who decides that instead of banging that 18 year old you just met, you're gonna teach her mathematics and finance and give her food and treat her like your daughter.
She's not.
She's just a normal girl whom you've treated well, but now she's all grown up - and, like all humans, she has needs (Ciri is not a witcher).

It seems you don't understand how adoption works.

Life is suffering.

WOW
Yenemir and Trissimir are two hotties!
*pukes

It seems you don't understand what sexual needs, coming of age and genetic distance mean.

If you raise a kid that you found and took in when they were 7 years old, would you fuck them when they became adults? If the answer is yes, then I suggest you pick up a prescription for suicide.

Fuck off.

>>>/reddit/

Would SHE fuck you when she became an adult?
If she wants to, sure.

>>>/suicide/

The them was because I was too lazy to write he/she, as I wasn't specifically referring to Ciri, just any kid.

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If you wanna have a shitposting competition, I can surely oblige.

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No you knob, you're an idiot for thinking it's wrong to fuck someone not related to you in any way adoption or not.

Haven't heard that one in a while.
Generally if you consider someone your kid, you don't fuck them. But it seems I have found the exception(s).

Nigger how can you be this dense and fucking retarded? At least you could try to be one or the other but you choose to be both.

She's not related to you if she wants to fuck you or you wanted to fuck her it'd be alright you two are not fucking related by blood nothing would be wrong there other than you being a cockmongling niggerfaggot, you got me to respond too well done.

Yeah man, it's not like that's how neotenous fagots relate to each other.

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The only retard here is you. I already said it was a shitpost. Also,
What a shock.

Dude you're fucking retarded
If your biggest problem is thinking people come from reddit because they didn't use your preferred pronouns then you should probably just stop posting here

What is what the wave of actually retarded people lately? I can tell you're not one of the usual ones because you still haven't posted any anime girls

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Still doesn't justify writing like a someone with parkinsons.

This place is pretty much indistinguishable from halfchan now.

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Refer to

Yeah, I made one single post in this thread to call you out on just how stupid you are
Think about that

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M8, if the kid is horny and wants to get some daddy dong, so be it. No one is suggesting rape or anything like that, little girls can get pretty lewd on their own, trust me. Even less of a problem with the Ciri scenario that other user suggested above, it's not even your own child and she is already fully grown up.
Stop being a plebbit moralfag.

Kill yourself pedo

there's not enough witcher ntr porn

No arguments, no dubs, no nothing. You're a waste of a human bean


You're a fucking degenerate.

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