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post em

nice

ban tp

Thanks, Erin~

Hey, how'd the rest of the morning with Captain Obvious go?

like big dick banned me for like calling him intellectually inept

no

Ban the Vietcong for spamming.

AAAAAAA I DROPPED HOT MACARONI DOWN MY BOOBS

it was fun, i got real drunk

he went missing though

lemme get it~

kinda weird that erin is using amy's av

also my waifu

after he pretty much shat on his face

Ikt add me on steam


see

WHAT BOOBS?

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That is probably the worst possible scenario as a novice chef, who even manages to fling macaroni out of the pot?

You are worse than novice level at cooking if you admit to doing that.

tp ban perm


who

is this a certified boo edition thread

I second the perma ban on tp.

it was mug shot macaroni and i was eating it not cooking it...

Bebop

he banned me for being mean to him

if you require proof i can find it

why are you such a fucking creep bag

That dude was such a lame-o.


fyi I'm taking my estrogen now

No.

Then you're in no danger of being scarred for life.

do not care who you are actually

Elmers what are you doing?

i'm not sure why i care

I know why they added you. We were friends before but we didn't talk much ever so I removed them.
Is it really your business to know why I want to add someone?

James Earl Jones is a master at his craft.

range ban usa ips


i dont even know your steam

am iktnl

Okay.





I love how even dark context becomes humorous simply with the addition of Maya the Bee.

Post ikt's dick to make him feel bad about his bad idea.

is it?

Post ikt's dick to make him feel big about his big idea.

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big memeber

lol i would post a gigantic asian penis a lot and it somehow rattled him

cause in his mind he is luka.2

How do you mean?

I'm just sitting in bed.


Oh, okay. I was just checking.

Do you think I should I go get poutine for breakfast?


That was JEJ as a... what is that character even?

i happen to like my penis

estrogen

big

Hi Luka


I'll add in you a minute


what have you been drinking tonight?
I can never start to actually drink on my own, it feels too sad to do.

I'm pretty attached to my dick too.

i would if that were an option

for sure

...

fag

Ommadon from "A Flight of Dragons".

Everything else about the movie is irredeemable, but Ommadon is a great character.

It's coming.

?

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...

Big?

The good times, did you get a job yet?

Anybody want a free steam key for Freedom Planet?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flight_of_Dragons_(book)
Holy shit. This is fucking gold.

huge member

swollen meatus

...?

The same thing I've been doing since December?


Hmm. They have killer BLTs at this place too. It seems like it would be a shame to go there just for a BLT again, but I'm going out to lunch with my sister later too...

Iunno.


Well, sure. I can read filenames, but like what is it? He's clearly not a dragon as far as I can tell.

that movie and all 70s cartoons are kinda clusterfucks

steamcommunity.com/id/iktnl

sure

M-my childhoods

no lol


thanks

I had no idea. good for you though

elma wanna here the audio of me picking a fight with a stranger last night

NMABQ-AZGJJ-44XMB

I won't be covering you on rent.

i have blood and grass stained pieces of his shirt also

Meh. Thanks.


Not particularly.

I hope you know that the timescale I set was fit to when I would have my shit together and I wold be done with this place.

i don't really eat breakfast usually but a fat plate of poutine would really hit the spot

Yes, I saw that last night.

aww

imma put it here anyway.

vocaroo.com/i/s1TInqOJTcmu

still 18 rekt

Thanks Chiri!


wut


Ah, alright. So long as you hold up your end of the bargain. You excited? It's like a dream to me and every day just goes by so slowly.

He's the red wizard. He's in charge of dark magic in the world. When magic starts dying because of humanity's logical nature and the fact that science and disproving something's ability to exist destroys magical things he declares war on humanity. He actually wins. Then the biggest deus ex machina ever kills him.

I usually just have like a mini bagel or 2, so a poutine thing might be a little overkill haha.

Maybe I should save that for my Monday off instead.


I wasn't sure if I should take you seriously or sarcastically.

Very much so. I'm looking at selling my jeep and getting a Lancer Evo

lol fags

My mother owned a first edition hardcover w/jacket of Peter Dickinson's The Flight of Dragons.

It was a pivotal book in my childhood that sparked my imagination.

If I'm going to be sarcastic about something, you'll know.

YOU GON TAKE THE PISS LIKE THAT?!

legend

let's see how far lenko can fake filter me

erin and elma

lenko really loves the girls

can you please ask him to read my post?

The movie was more just a fantasy adventure based on the idea that our love of the mystical and our understanding of the world are two things at war with each other. It's not about dragons being real.

shut up, butters.

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Interdasting. Howabout... Fire and Ice? It's another 70's cartoon wizard movie. Seen it?


Probably not though.

Also you told me to not take any of your posts seriously once so which is it?

OMG YARDSALE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I think there's a terrarium up for grabs. I seent it on my walk in to work yesterday!

i cant remember who spaces like that

mfw elmers is going to like sell hella pants

WAMPANOAG WARRIOR SOCIETY


RIFK SO FAY AWAY SHOV


youtube.com/watch?v=wPW7T_tu3PM

YARDSALE DAY AND I AM NOT INVITED



If anybody,

ANYbody,
even mentions 'Wizards'


or says Ralph Bakshi is a genious



I am likely to stab a motherfucker

lol here is where he got me down

Hmm, I wonder when that was? I'm usually pretty genuine about what I say and don't hide the meanings unless I need to. Even then I'm only adverse and rude to people I don't like once provoked.

Nope, is it a good'un? Of course I won't be watching much of anything for the next week, I'm going to Vegas in two days.

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damn fam erin got battered

Erin. Why you do dis?

dropbox.com/s/4tjjfjy3fk3lu2r/The Scanthem - Iggy Sawdust .m4a?dl=0

oh right kek

my face is clean, the same cannot be said for his, i walked straight up to him and headbutted him lel


i don't even know fam

Ummm. No. I like to look at other people's garbage, thanks~


*shrugs* Dunno. I still don't really know how to feel about your postings tbh

$.02


It was, well, a 70s cartoon.

i had my doubts cause like why would you start a fight?

were you really drunk?


spaced comment

rEAL RAIDCHAB GS


RIFK

BRB DRINK

80's actually

YES

I should probably sleep. Nini


Well if you don't know then I'll tell you to take my word for face value. I'm a nice towards you usually.

yeah, really, really drunk.

Neenee

lol damn

that is definitely one of those "you should see the other guy" stories

RIFK


REAL WAMPANOAG \ GS


youtube.com/watch?v=rqmmzRaeVKs

probably same difference quality-wise. But I don't really know my cartoons well enough.


Suspicious.

by guys we mean drinks right

holy hell, you rekt him back tho

WHAT THE FUCK PROTO

Same difference, yeah

i'm not sure if it's too brazen to wear the piece of his shirt on my wrist

like he lives across the street from me, i'm obviously gonna see him again, not sure if he should see his shirt on my wrist like i'm gunning for him, kek

...

lol stare him down if ya see him.

that piece is a trophy

ETERNAL WAR GOD\\


DIE AS A BITCH AS A HIT THE STREETS

I'm going to need the vocaroo of the phone.

maybe i should buy him a new shirt, and leave it outside, with a note like "dear dude a smashed, sorry, didn't mean it, have a new one"

Kek, i need to go to the shop in a min... i should probably maybe have a nother drink.
Welp

proto what the fucking fuck

mine?

vocaroo.com/i/s1TInqOJTcmu


yeah i'm off drink for a while, my life is in a spiral, lol

I legit thought erin was making the story up.
Lol.
I was like
"This is TOO fantastical"

no, turns out i got most of it audio recorded, see vocaroo

Probably a good Idea. gotten "it" out your system.
lol
swede fish posted some saucy vokes earlier jej

rifk rifk rifk


real motherfucking


gimme a hug

Thanks.

OH GOD ERIN IS SAVAGE XD


RIOT CHAN IS HERE

Is chiri still here?

WHERE MAH SCOOT?

RIP DOUG1

youtube.com/watch?v=7EWvzY0_zow

HUG AND LOVE

youtube.com/watch?v=7EWvzY0_zow

then he called the police and they were snooping around my house, so i turned the light off and went to sleep

WHERE ARE THE PROOFS

that's what i'll say if they come back.

...

i feel like a swift knee to the crotch would have immobilized her

but how was he supposed to know that

hmm?

WAR GOD

youtube.com/watch?v=A6EIN3EeE78

lol'd

every night

what?

just talking about someone i know
do you plan on removing me on skype to or?

RIP test


AYYY LMAO

went to the store because

/blogging

wow, TP sure is chatting shit.

CHAT SHIT GET HIT

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Are we legit dead.
Is it me alone in threads.
Me and myself.
This.
This is NOT okay.

i'm on the phone to plusnet

6 AM here, nini

...

4am
goodnight

dropbox.com/s/ubgz2ubky6taopc/The Burbs of Kobabe - Iggy Sawdust .m4a?dl=0

fingers crossed


ni ni

enjoy the meme music

FAFS

the site just crashed for me

sup pretty lady?

I remember yesterday now, best quote was:
What're you coming in dressed like that?
coming in dressed like a boy?! YOU KNOW THE RULES


bakin' some burgers

hahahahaha YOU KNOW THE RIELS

xD

ayyyyy sounds fantastic

burger burger passenger off

you're getting better.

oh god it was me that said that

sorry tokai

burgers are ready, with extra sauce.
now I eat like america


no worries it was fun

i had a dream last night that involved tokai.

you were interviewing musicians at a festival as they came off the stage. it was a comfy job, and I was happy for you.

NOW TO EAT LIKE AMERICA


Wow. Lame.

that does sound comfy


OBESITY HERE I COME

TICK THIGHS
TO THE NINES

STOP FAT SHAMING

fucking yassssss

plusnet putting a new line in and they agreed to waive the installation fee

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT


wen?

stop slut shaming

gettin a call in the next hour to tell me

shame

FINGERS ARE CROSSED

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Yoo what the fuck o.o
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36506082

WTF

Rest in peace, Christine Grimme

died too young.

Fucking America

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good riddance lmao amirite?

Needs more edge

That gif..

truly suffering..

Oh I forgot to say our daily routine "Honey, I'm home~" on steam

Man, work was pretty stressful today

Quite


Why was it stressful?

That shit was pretty much a luxury here in Hungary
I remember all the cool and rich kids have it, fuck

that isn't how you load a mechanical pencil

SWEDISH FISH SOUNDS PRETTY HOT WHEN JERKING THE MEAT

Dude what?

mechanical pencils are everywhere here. I used one since the second grade and they can range from 50cents to +$20


No but when you're bored in class you're allowed to break the rules.

No wait I think I did that with Mordin
I know one was specifically "honey I'm home", I would also say Tadaima but that was for Goggles I think

Need to get my semen demons straight


We had a BRC audit today
It was pretty hectic

Luxury indeed
I always dreamt of having one
Shit had graphite like silk, smooth as fuck writing
Damned richfags and their fancy mechanical faggotry

I always used a pen

I never liked pencils or mechanical pencils

UNLIKE YOU

So what does that involve?

Oh shit ahahahahahaha

goggly did you sleep?

A BRC (British Retail Consortium) Audit is like a inspection and check on how the plant runs and stuff, they ask a couple of questions and like give us a grade/score or whatever

never sleep

I eventually did at 7am.. I think it will be the same today.

Ya cunt

It's okay, the scary auditors can't question you now

sleeping is for the WEAK

The worst part about work today is that I had this song stuck in my head all fucking day, and I would catch myself singing it at times

Only reason I remembered it was cause I saw the Coca Cola commercial right before going to work in a Watchmojo video

whaat?! why the same?

finally told my mtoher I identify as an attack helicopter

Apachesexual for life

Because I didn't choose to rage against the machine.

Its fucked up round here~

Best backing vocals Ive ever heard tbh

This has a great osu beatmap ^^

sidewinders hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

You and your fucking Osu I swear
learn how to play an instrument instead of clicking a mouse to weeb music

sauce

get a fucking job

there's your sauce you fucking bitch

Have a couple pianos at home soo I'll learn that one day

that's bad, do it earlier

thread for subtle boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/8708209/giant-excessive-gushing-cumshots-thread

look at this fucking aristocrat

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Man I'm so jelly, I have always wanted to play the piano but never really owned one

I bought a Guitar and a Bass since they're kinda affordable

I know how to play a couple of weeb songs on the guitar which is really fun
80% of the songs I know how to play on the guitar are mainly normie music since I try to appeal to the normie crowd too


make fun of his ears
Thats his weakness

I have a pink trumpet, wanna give it a blow?

I feel so bad for these pornstars trying to look like they enjoy it lol


They're both given to us from grandparents, first one was a gift that they had owned for years, and the other after they passed which is a much cheaper electric one


I've talked to really old guitar players and they told me the same thing, at least do it while you're "young" and learning stuff is easier

i laughing. xD
fucking sluts

That JAV one was hot as fk though

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Not really tbh
Its pretty simple and not even that hard to learn how to play the guitar
You just have to have alot of patience since you will tend to mess up alot and keep starting over but the feeling when you first finish a song without fucking up any riffs bridegs or the solo is the best fucking feeling dude, it motivates you to learn more

Believe it or not I have been playing the guitar for like 5 years now dude

This was my first full weeb song I ever learned dude since I liked Angel beats so much I learned this shit and it took me a while

The intro is easy as shit since its a reptitive little hammer on/off kinda thing followed by the bridge which is just power chords

the second half of the song was what took me like a month and a half to learn

this was the second weeb song I learned how to play since this nigger provided tabs

this was so much harder tho

It sucks so much I dont own a electric guitar anymore since its not the same playing this shit on acoustic

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You could've been the weeb Sungha Jung ^^

Nigga do you know how hard fingerstyle is?
I only know like 2 songs in fingerstyle, that shit is no joke

I wanted to learn Irony by ClariS (Oreimo op) in fingerstyle but was way out of my league at the time so I gave up

I shouldve learned more weeb songs tbh
Most of the shit I know how to play is Indie weedsmoking hipster shit

This is pretty much the song i first learned on the guitar and will neverr forget
Like dude, when you see yourself on video of a friends phone while you were blackout drunk and decide to get on stage and play a song for everyone and actually play it without any fuck ups you know that was the first song you learned

Hood Myorning.

IM A FUCKING LEGEND

I probably can't comprehend ^^'

Why past tense? Implying you can't learn them now

Cucked again

nyaharro

I can't believe I thought about doing a double dipping. As in, drinking two days in a row.

Good day though. How is everyone?

How're you this morning?

I'm still stuck in that thread


sleeeepppyy
but fine, I'm having fruit salad.
and some light rock.
et toi?

mess

That song is so memorable to me for many reasons

lost my virginity to it, first song I learned how to play on the guitar, first show I ever smoked weed at and listened to this song live, etc


soundcloud.com/silversunpickups/lazy-eye
Give it a listen its like my fav song

Also I can try to learn it but Im too busy nowadays ;~;
This is the fingerstyle cover I was talking about btw

I need a Capo since he's using one on the second fret and his staccato is so on point I wonder if I will ever be able to play it as good as him


do it fam


post pjs

Sleeeeeeepy.
And less fine.

I'm trying to wake up still, but the pillows just look so inviting.


I actually just crashed in the clothes I went to out in.

Fucking no.
I like to keep my money.
i'd like to eat as soon as I can be bothered to cook.


MESSPOSTING 2016

im fukken ded man

owh what's wrong?

just hug hem real good for one time and then get up.

Likewise. Had to nap 3 times before being able to get ready and a sandwich.

I don't wanna bother with fucking anything.
Any bad vibes can be sorted later, right now I just wanna listen to stupid shit and have mutant shits.

funny cheata gif

I'm just having a lot of trouble waking up.
Probably something about having
almost gotten 11 hours.

I can't seem to change when I wake up at the moment, and I used to go to bed at 1, 2 every day since I was the one closing the store.

ow well you can just be a sleepyhead if you like.
I could go for that right now.

awww yiss


thats kinda gross dude
like maybe thats just me but you dont wear the clothes you spent all day outside on your bed

Sounds great :3
I could play drums to this pretty easy..

Okay that does look a little crazy

konomi suzuki sang the NGNL OP too?
Damn gurl

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465352532640.webm

...

Will you make me breakfast? ♥


I'd agree if I'd showered during the day yesterday, but I usually shower in the mornings anyway.

I want one :3

You notice when that birds head feathers came down when it was being petted?

That's because it calms the bird.

meow

im this sleepy right now

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465422441797.webm

You kinda seem like the type who isnt very sanitary or maybe just doesnt take much care of themselves

More of the latter, tbh.
My room is usually spotless.
As are most places I pass through.

sweepy wooka chetah kitteh

suuuure, I can get you eggs and uhm a big variety of drinks.
can you eat a lot?

Did not see that oming.

Oh, did you check out the news here?

8ch.net/n/res/425615.html

Mfw cutting hedge for 4 hours

I feel even manlier now. Who of you girls made me lunch?

N-not normally,
but if it's you, I'll do my best!

*hugs*

brb nap time

lfmao

soto did

sleep tight

At first I thought it was about vegetarians, but apparanently it is about men in JApan going all 3DPD and not settling down.

lmao therm crazy japs

Got your lunch right here loodz

Its your favorite :3

I'll just get you some eggs and bread.
the drinks are powerful enough.
then you can be super active

Bye


Yaaaaaay!
I'm gonna go shower, and take care of chores and stuff,
I'll be back later. ♥

You think that it was the nukes that drove them crazy and they're actually super mutants?

That's why they have all that weird shit?

that or they jsut plain insania

Had hoped to have you for lunch~


Hue, I'm terrible at tequila. I've had my fair share of them. If I can lick the salt off of Tokai I'll consider it.

You best back the fuck up
before you get smacked the fuck up.

Jk, ILY L00dz.

Ironically I can drink tequila like water but struggle with vodka

whats wrong with me Loodz?

Also where do you want to lick the salt off tokai? the tummy, neck, collarbone, or do you just want him to punt a bunch of salt on his tongue and pass it on to your tongue?

Bullshit.
You got crazy people huffing pantaloons like something straight out of Blue Velvet, but none of them had the batshit brillant idea to make vending machines to market and sell the shit!

That's like me realising I can make money from messposting. AND MAKE A WHOLE COUNTRY CULTURE FROM IT!

Have fuun


heehh?!

Srs though.
Tokin only ship.

why the fuck do I have 5 videos saved of me taking shots to random weeb tunes?

Not to mention this was a couple of days ago

Kinda scary seeing videos of you while blacked out drunk and realizing how normal you seem

What does ship mean?


Alcohol.
Probably the main reason how you found weird shit.

Dont keep your hopes up fam
Tokai is an unstable alcoholic who pretty much only whores himself to people who give him money
So he's pretty much a prostitute with a dick

He tries to put up a cute front by typing like a 11 yr old with autism but he knows what he's doing


It was saved on my computer tho

what even

Can't wait til the day he takes me in his arms

Silly silly, you wouldn't even be able to reach my head to smack me!


I generally prefer getting drunk on beer anyway.
I'm starting to enjoy wine as well though but I get terrible headaches.

Tummy is too generic, the neck sounds fun, making sure to lick all the way up to his jaw before stopping.


Just messing about.

I never did any of that.

and you're the one getting arrested for drunken driving lmao

cancerlords are the problem

Now all we need is to slap on a 'To Be Continued' thing.

You look fucked and not giving a single fuck. Own little world. Warms my heart.

I lied about leaving right away.
I realized I didn't have the clothes for a shower, so I started laundry first and grabbed a coffee.


I WANT TO BELIEVE.


I'll find away.


Y-you could drunkenly arrest me...

LIAR!
FILTHY LIAR!
THOU SHALT BE PUNISHED!

dude that was the first video, there are more
I mustve taken like over 12 shots that day

I know


for what is the arrest?

Death best waifu

Holy fucking weeb

Y-you make it sound so dirty...


So you can tie me to the bed and have your way with me.

I didn't think I was being coy that time...

Hi Scannl

Dude this is the third video, I can tell Im like super fucking shitfaced cause Im listening to mainstream murrican music and jammin out to it

ohmygod


I'll get the cuffs

Rin post a pic of you, like recently
I wanna see how you've aged

Jesus, isn't one shot like... 1.5 units of alcohol?


Of course, I am a pent up, possibly idiotic and immature degenerate after all~

Hey Burd bby,
I don't want to get up to cook food but I know I have to some day.

I've spent too much money to get a takeaway and fancy something light.

What is with you?

I can dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until my dreams come true, can't I Soto?
Wait, I don't dream. Fuck.


O-oh, I-uh
Y-yeah! O-okay, I'll um...
I'll be here...


Default answer is usually no,
but we'll see.

I might take one sometime this year.
Otherwise it's a no, because I don't have any recent photos.

Fuckinggg internet

...

Nigga what even is a unit?
I measure alcohol by bottles

So far I've had 2 fifths and a handle in 2 weeks

I-Is that a lot?

Oops forgot pic

Also run you must be getting uglier if you're scared to post yourself

internet is for hug not for fug


and I'll keep you there

stfu tokai yiou twat

Oh sounded like jap

An unit is one beer, one glass of wine or one shot here.


:3

I'm just not any more confident than before
but I want to get better.

So if I do post a picture, I want it to because
I want to, not because someone else wants
me to.


Th-the room just got warmer...

That's clever.
I'm keeping it.

Can't wait til I move out and it gets more stable ;;

Or maybe it will get worse, but I don't wanna think about that

Where are you moving?

Just across town to a different student house

i want someone to hug me

I don't even know.
I go by units, everyone goes by percentage.
Anything healthy is like 3 - 4 units daily, which is basically 1 and a half pints of lager. (who the actually just stops at one and a half pint?)

I drink 18 units of booze like... in one day, unhealthy, can be considered as binge drinking, but not too bad. Anything past 25 is a bad time.


WELL SHIT.
You drank a lot.
That's all I'm gonna say.

wow subtle is such a bitch

squish

m8 fit mi


Maybe it be wetter too

can I hug you with my dick?

-holds and pets-

Do I look like erin


boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/1067068/zootopia

I plead the fifth.

What

hi
thanks for sharing!

Why even life?

would it be creepy if I said i had a dream involving you last night?

I was up late posting and watching netflix and it seeped in


Like in scary movie? sure.

I want to make food but don't want to.
And I definetly don't want a takeaway either.

This is so annoying.

Grrr... I'll just cook something anyway regardless.

was trawling /gif/
thought about linking elsewhere but didnt know if you would make it intime b4 404 or something
woo
cute animals.
please, take me out back and shoot me


Ive watched far too many wayans brothers movies to know what happens next

Are you paying for your own internt? I pay like 28£ a month for mine. It's suffering.


What's up?

no way. is this for serious?

I am considering drinking again when the game is on
RIP

THIS JUST IN. PEOPLE LIVE IN HOMES. WHAT WEIRDOS

It'll be split with my other housemates, so hopefully not that much, especially not £29/mo ^^

100% of non-homeless people live in homes

what's wrong, scooter? did you over-do it in a bibulous blowout?


was it a nice dream?


squish

both brash british islanders, but how do you mean?


hmm I can find out in other ways

I meant they still live at home, with their parents.

A lot of them have the bulk of their lives paid for.

This is why they vote for Bernie, for his socialism.

I-In front of everyone?

But really what?

i STAYED UP ALL NIGHT...AGAIN... i DID HAVE A 2 HOUR NAP... BUT... PLEASE... PULL THE TRIGGER FOR ME...
I atleast listened to T&S new album for the first time though so thats awesome.

I got a hand signed poster off them ^^

But please. rock it, cock it and blow my squish out


I dont know, i was suggesting wouold I fight

it was the comfiest dream i've had in a long time. Most of my dreams are fucked up. but this was just sitting and listening to a concert. was nice.

Hmph.


Yeah wish I could do that with mine, but they're not interested as the alternative is free. It's shit though, you have to let the buffer go for a bit to load a 720p video on Youtube.

I should get some CDs and burn my shit music onto it.
Make the album meme come true.

dropbox.com/s/ubgz2ubky6taopc/The Burbs of Kobabe - Iggy Sawdust .m4a?dl=0
My brain is mush.

How much is the fish?

We must have been drinking from the same cup, 'cause I didn't get any sleep either.

But we will be tough and persevere, Scooter. We're manly men of sport and renown!


That sounds wonderful. What were we listening to?

are any cool kids on here

naah those eyes are scarey warey


oh lmao like that.

I made cancer.
BUT if sabs is stronk, I can be too!
Why no sleep? restless or partying in the sex dungeon?
I have the weekend off so fun fun.

Idk. I don't think it was important.

Sorry you didn't get to sleep and have comfy nais dreams.

My internal body temperature is in single digits on the regular, if that's what you mean.

That's a lie, I'm just a normal person.


G-good...
I might'v'e died.
of embarrassment.

Yeah. Fuck. gotta make Thread UFC happen

I was excited for a minute.

I'm always wearing sweaters,
and long sleeves, so we can make believe
if that's what you want.

Scooter, can you please send me that later? I want to hear, but I can't at the moment. :(

And my dumb brain just wouldn't shut off. I dozed for about half an hour before my alarm sounded.

Trying to stay upbeat though. I hope you make the most of your weekend. ♥


I guess it was more about the company. I'm glad I got to be in your nice dream. That's sweet.

Yanpasu

yes

I think it was less you and more some girl I associated with you. Whoever she was she was a qt though.

Any plans for the weekend?

...

dont wory, I'll keep you safe~


mad danger tho

tfw you will behead scoots and be only one

Remind me if you can. or I might just spam them all through now. heh.
And I hate that, not meaning to sound smug, but I rarely get sleeping issues. I normally can get decent sleep in most situations.
But when I cant get sleep on the ultra rare occassion it freaks me out.
Sorry that your brain wouldnt bleep off.
But we're gonna make it! We're half way there! woah OH!
I also have another story for you in private though. Bazinga.
We will keep the beat up, I will try and make the most of it. Just gonna chill like the villain I am.
I am a mess. lol.


I AM THE DANGER

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Evening Officer

youtu.be/mNWJ7CNK8TI


S-someone's playing with the thermostat again...

NNNNHHH~
I just made hot mushroom soup, spiced with tabasco, cayenne pepper and mayo.

I think I just saved my life, guys.
Wish I could learn how to cook like a chef though, but takes time.

Plus, random shit in cupboard works well for me.

...

i'm a scooter, baby, so why dont you kill me.

aaaaa

youtu.be/7KGQND3DUSc

we could save on the energy bill

broadband on the 21st

news?

...

Soy un perdedor!

kissu

Between the two of us
we could probably turn a pool into a hot tub.

I AM GOING TO GO ROUND TWO
IM A MESS
SPEND ALL MY WELFARE ON COCAINE

...

Might just say "fuck it" send everyone pics of my dick in snapchat.
Because I am a mess.

Dragonite will never have a Mega Evolution because you can't give it's Mega Stone a good name.
Dragonite-ite.

vocaroo.com/i/s1TInqOJTcmu

...

oh god I remember this, it was all over the news


omhy yes, now I do need some ice water.
feels like I just ran a marathon..

...

Did you wake up feeling like everything was right with the world? Sometimes dreams will do that for you.

Today will be wasted on work. Tomorrow will be spent away from electronics and catching up on reading if things go well. You?


Have you ever had a song stuck in your head when you couldn't sleep? For some reason I had Ghosts of Beverly Drive stuck in there, but just the chorus. I never want to hear that song again!


Foxy!


I stopped you for Yanpassu'ing on the right.

Yeppers, songs and beats swirling voer and over and over and over.
Drives you crazy!
BUT THAT WAS TO BE OUR FIRST DANCE!!!!!!

Ice water actually sounds nice.
Another cup of coffee will probably put me to space brain.
Unless you want to keep me from shaking.


You caught me.

I just woke up relaxed. It's such a nice change.

I'm staying overnight in London for work. I don't have time to do the galleries which sucks but it should mostly just be sitting which isn't bad.

What're you reading?

sitting around

fuck usagis

they're evil

Is an usagi that stupid doge meme.
Cuz they suck

I'll hold everything in place!
but I gotta go have dinner noww
have fun today~

I'll try!
Enjoy your dinner!

lmao Subtle is so broke for a rich white guy

get fucked son

?????

You'll be Billy Idoling then! (Dancin' with yo se-elf, oh oh.)


Lucky for you, this is a catch, hug, and release state.


I bought A Universe From Nothing a while back, so I want to devote some time to it. I'm pretty sure I won't make it all the way through, though. Someone told me it gets mathy halfway through. After that, Japan 1941.

I need to read more. I am a sucky reader. Please. Sabrina. All this suffering.
AND YOU ARE BEING REALLY FUCKING UNREASONABLE RIGHT NOW.

Sorry im just kinda happy and drunk, I just washed my car at like 8:30am with my little brother and decided to treat him to some breakfast so we're deciding where to go

Kinda thinking of going to an IHOP or some other kind of dinner, I wanted sushi but all the sushi joints dont open till 11am or so

Yo enjoy London though
walk around

Je ne comprends pas Anglais.
Qu'est que c'est ?

Oh neat, I'm just about to start Hiroshima.

Don't know the first one though. Pop sci is always sort of eh for me.


Like I said, I don't have time.

and it's not like I haven't been before.

You are a lovely sibling ^^

I'm a sucky reader too, hence playing catch-up recently. I just finished Doug Stanhope's new book though. It was surprisingly sweet.


It means I hug ya, then put you back down so you can scamper back to your comfy hidey hole in the forest!


I only recently heard about this gentleman:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi

I remember you meantioning that snippet the other night.
Did he not go full poundtown?
Maybe. Someday. I will finish my books.
Maybe.
Never.

Wait.
Tu parle Francais?
Ou que vous utilisez un traducteur?

everyone can read french

Hah

This is you btw

Actually, most of the people I speak to on the regular can't.

Oh, he stayed true to form and didn't hold anything back. But below all the vulgarity and stories about scamming people out of money when he worked at call centers was a genuine sweetness.


I used a translator. To quote the great Bruce Willis, "I only speak two languages; English and bad English."


One of those "truth is stranger than fiction" moments.

Niggersonic teenage warhead

Everyone has access to google translate ^^

He seems like a nice guy, below all the posturing and jokes.
Like, he shoots from the hip.
But not to be malicious.
Just call it as you see it.

Tout le monde pouve lire francais
la chose dificile c'est parler

Easiest language in the world


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov

this guy single handedly averted all out nuclear war

Unlike the other subs in the flotilla, three officers on board the B-59 had to agree unanimously to authorize a nuclear launch: Captain Savitsky, the political officer Ivan Semonovich Maslennikov, and the second-in-command Arkhipov. Typically, Russian submarines armed with the "Special Weapon" only required the captain to get authorization from the political officer to launch a nuclear torpedo. However, due to Arkhipov's position as flotilla commander, the B-59's captain also was required to gain Arkhipov's approval. An argument broke out, with only Arkhipov against the launch.

this guy single handedly averted all out nuclear war

woops

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