ITT: Game protagonists that can essentially be Jesus Christ

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REROLL, GODDAMNIT, REROLL

thank you based satan

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If furshit or pony, I'll hang myself

JACKPOT YOU NIGGERS

Just once I wish a thread would have people full of the good grace and decorum to not tard out and respond at all if they think the thread is bad.

Just once I wish a bad thread could die instead of being revitalized over and over by people saging and people posting normally just to spite them leading to a self-fulfilling prophecy of shit.

Is that so much to ask, Holla Forums? To not tard out and stay silent?

Not as good as my pure sister of battle companion bitch

Oh, so hypocrites just like you? Your whole post is irrelevant, in fact, it shouldn't even exist judging the "point" you're trying to make, and then doing the exact same shit you're talking about in one of your little "points". Eat shit.

nice bait

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ROLLER ROADER

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Fuck, go back.
Reroll

Can we trade?

reroll

Nice

good double

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Heresy.

This too.

And this.

Considering that in most videogames the protagonist is the only one who can get shit done to save the day, I'd say most qualify.

Can you provide a more specific criteria to narrow it down a little?

Jesus wasn't asian

Off the top of my head.

Jesus is such a vague character you could literally attach any traits to him.

a carpenter