Yellowstone Is Gonna Blow And We're All Going To Die

Fear Porn Fear Porn Read All About It

Suddenly, out of nowhere, there is just 6,000,000 articles about how Yellowstone is LITERALLY going to blow up in like 4 minutes and you should kiss your ass goodbye (not really, more like a few decades).

But it's highly suspect fear porn nonetheless. Is the timing some sort of demoralizing blackpill diversion?

Get a load of this shit:

foxnews.com/science/2017/10/12/yellowstone-supervolcano-could-blow-faster-than-thought-

destroy-all-mankind.html

express.co.uk/news/world/865767/yellowstone-volcano-eruption-usgs-which-cities-risk-denver-

salt-lake-boise

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/10/12/yellowstone-supervolcano-may-blow-sooner-than-

thought-could-wipe-out-life-planet/757337001/

gq.com/story/good-news-yellowstone-supervolcano

news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-erupt-faster-thought-science/

nytimes.com/2017/10/10/science/yellowstone-volcano-eruption.html

foxnews.com/science/2017/10/10/ufo-spotted-over-yellowstone-volcano.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=xv5s_VEmZd0
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/198/text
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territorial_Imperative
nixle.us/9MJN7
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

ok.

youtube.com/watch?v=xv5s_VEmZd0
daily reminder that Israel did 9/11

Nah, Ben Garrison just farted.

Have a PSA on why 911 is real by your favorite (((israelites))).

Could definitely be a diversion. Maybe they want people forget about LV because we're getting too close. The normiesphere is filled with whisperings about false flags, they don't want people digging more. Albeit this attempt is pretty weak.

I'd love it to happen but it almost certainly won't in our lifetimes. I'd love any major happening though.

I think it makes for a nice brain wiping story to immediately follow up any weinstien coverage on local channels.


Which are you more likely to remember?

Here's a quick and easy way to know if yellowstone is going to pop: When the whole thing starts rising a foot in a year and keeps doing so year after year. That means it's filling and pressure is building.

All it's been doing is rising evenly and shrinking, which is normal and means it's not filling up

FEAR-ISM
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MGTOW – NO WAIT FUCK IT – FEAR!!!!!!
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NO WAIT FUCK IT! Get guns and ralley and prepare for war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No wait fuck it! Escape into the esoteric meme!
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YEAH FUCK IT!


kill your ego — kill your hope!

how do they even know how catastrophic it would be? dont regurgitate some shit either.

lolwat

I wouldn't doubt them setting it off if the alternative is a massive sting bringing down pizzagate. (((NASA))) recently started looking into drilling Yellowstone in an attempt to "prevent" an erruption.

I want someone to shove a big ol bomb down there to speed things up

So they just rotate between shootings, North Korea, WW3, and natural disaster one topic after the previous one gets stale UNTIL A NEW FUCKING EXCITING DEVELOPMENT SURE TO SUCK YOUR SHEKELS HAPPENS

You need to go outside and take a break from the internet for 5 minutes

thats exactly what it is you dumbass. In the past 24 hours no less than 4 "major stories" about ridiculous and scary natural phenomena have come out. They are trying to distract from all the negative attention they are getting between pedowood going up in flames the nfl committing sudoku and vegas the kikes are really starting to feel the ovens.

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you'll know when it gonna blow because all of a sudden animals will fucking freak there shit, birds will the first to know especially when huge flocks start to fly in the same direction and other animals to away from the danger

Wasn't NASA supposed to drill and pump water into it to make it blow faster?

I remember seeing that, I believe it was only proposed and not (as of yet) followed through with,

ITS HABBENINGS!!!!! XXDDXXDD
yea get back to us when something is accually happening

we need new holohoax, 911, and ns threads

More like "get the engineers thinking about it because if they start busting everyone involved in pizzagate it will be the best survival strategy."

Checking those sweet double dubs. Indeed we do.

Maybe a press release went out somewhere and they've all turned the press release into articles.

Daily reminder that the upcoming "UFO" is going to be a hologram, and the "alien tech" they'll "discover" was invented by Tesla.

YELLOW STONE
YELLOW STONE
YELLOW STONE

BLOW UP AND LET LOOSE THE CHAOS OF THE UNDERWORLD. UNLEASH THE SECRET UNDERGROUND NAZI ARMY.

Oh no.

How do the animals know what is coming? What is their thought process? They operate mainly on instinct, no?

Nah.

Probably more sensitive to the minor shocks before the main one.

looking forward to it. blow, baby, blow.

So. Are there any bills that are being pushed right now? Is there some event they're trying to distract people from? Last time SOPA2.0 was happening people ran a bunch of distractions iirc.

Only prepping for the biggest gun grab in the history of man? Yea maybe that.

congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/198/text

Nevermind, found a potential answer right in one of the stickies. HEY GOYS, LOOK. A VOLCANO. alsowearerestrictingyourabilitytospeakfreelyandcriticizeus IT'S GONNA BLOW ANY DAY NOW. BETTER TALK ABOUT THAT AND CLOG UP THE NEWS FEEDS.

Actually when Yellowstone erupts two good things will happen:

Thats not recently. They've been talking about drilling into Jellystone since I was in HS and that was about 13 years ago now.

HOLY FUCK THOSE ARE ALL MOSTLY WHITE STATES!!!!!!

If it got Seattle, Portland and Denver it'll be an overall win
But honestly Kimmie nuking the western seaboard is something that would be better

oy vey no goy don't move to the american northwest

don't meet up with like-minded individuals

don't organize, don't be effective

you might die!

I was in Yellowstone this summer. INSANE amounts of Chinks.

This is clearly a diversion from the Weinstein affaire.

I'm in the instakill radius, just fucking do it already I'm tired.

Am I the only one who just doesn't give a shit about things like this? Probably just trauma based mind control anyway.

My guess is meme magic. They're trying to meme the destruction because their shit is falling apart all around them and they'd rather fuck the entire species than let us win. Keep calm. Post Gondolas and the comfy memes of the future.

Jews are really crazy, eh.

Brainlets really love to parrot this shit don't they? Not even Murrika will be wiped out (though it is likely to collapse), let alone "all life on the planet". Gonna be a few rough years due to crops but guess who gets fucked by that? Africa and all the other poor and overpopulated countries, the wealthy ones have relatively small populations for their richness and will be able to buy what they can't grow.

Bigger issue if anything are the hordes of Africans trying to get into Europe as a result. Wouldn't be an issue normally when you have modern military hardware but seeing the current state of affairs they might just let them in by the billion.

Oh and the US might the flooded with Mexicans and South Americans for "re-population of the country" and "labour to help us rebuild".

BRACE FOR IMPACT

This is all nonsense.

not good at all.

Kill yourself kike.

Even my normalfag family complain about the inconsistent stories regarding NV and don't trust the press since they lie and omit context so much.

It didn't happen the last time either.
It's accurate as JW doomsday predictions
Well to be fair those fucks can predict one thing correctly which is.
OH WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Nice n comfy

The kid who if you dont let him win in a game he takes his shit home.

I have been following the development of Yellowstone quite closely for the last 10 years.
The Government was involved in downplaying and hiding actual data from Yellowstone. For example they took "down" many dozens of seismometers on the Yellowstone area, you could see how every year they disappear from official lists, so no data transmitted to the public. They also underwent logistical measures and build observation structures on the site, yet no data is being released nore the existence acknowledged.
Many Park rangers and officials have been ordered to shut up about Yellowstone and lie to people who ask questions.
Many earthquakes have been erased from geological earthquake watches, so even though we have official reports of increased seismic activity, less earthquakes are documented.

All in all, we know that Yellowstone is in a critical situation, but we dont know how critical. Thanks gov fuckers.

WE ARE FUCKED
but I think we still have time, because there are no real leaks we could speak of, which indicate that people involved are getting very uncomfortable.

Don't be a NEET. Don't be proud of being a NEET. You can even avoid paying taxes but go and work, build something. Everything that you consider "comfy" will be pulled from under you as soon as SHTF.

Do have an attractive/healthy body/personality/career, then get a partner of the opposite sex, then have children.

Don't be a useless good-for-nothing NEET that Hitler would be ashamed of.

Move all American White Nationalists to the Pacific northwest, they said.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territorial_Imperative

NASA wants to form a multi-trillion dollar, multi-national, global initiative, funded by white male US citizens tax-payers only for some kiked-up scheme to generate power, and save the planet by pumping the blood of whites into the caldera to cool it.

Why would I care what Hitler is proud of or ashamed of?

Rommel, Himmler or any number of Germans were better leaders.

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lol NEET faggot.

what about this?
nixle.us/9MJN7
Lake County CA Sheriff's Department
As of 7:30 the Sulphur Fire is approximately 1,800 acres with 0% containment. The fire is in the vicinity of Borax Lake, Mt. Baldy, the Elem Colony, and surrounding unincorporated areas and areas within the city limits of Clearlake. Fire crews have reported structures have been involved.

I actually see that to have a guaranteed chance of misfire. You might just get the White god of Fire and Baking out of it.

Oh, so pay taxes so immigrants can have more babies? Or maybe we need to help support Americas wars for Israel? Oh, I know what you're thinking! We have to work jobs because otherwise CNN will complain about "those young men who aren't joining society!" then condemn Whites! Wait, they do that already all the time..
No, I know what you're thinking!! We need to support pic related! Got to improve the CIA's ability to make children into sex slaves! That's a real good reason to wageslave!


Wagecucks should all be executed as traitors unless they never pay any taxes.
Here is what you should really do:

How will you live on handouts when SHTF and you have no guns, no stockpile of food, no property, and no way to feed "your family" (which you won't have for obvious reasons).
Can you even live without your parents "wagecucking" for your useless ass?

It's perfectly fine to be frugal but you're not frugal, you're just living at someone else's expense and without nothing to your name. Grow a pair and work, because your family won't be there to feed you when you're old, and state handouts won't be pretty.

How do you even pretend to find a wife playing games and watching shit all day? And would you want your "children" to live in abject poverty with a deadbeat dad whose opinion they'll reject as soon as they see what a loser he is?

Geysers gonna Geyz