Sell guy a rifle

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It was probably a jewish snork.

i have no idea what a snork is but it sounds like something with a large nose

Pic related

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Looks too cool to be jewish.

you almost got me with that bait

hehehe

Perfect! Trips too!

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so are these shyguys?

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did you check his swiss bank account?

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PAKI STREET MEAT

Brit/pol/ is that way
>>>Holla Forums

Vidya game yid thread?

Shut it down

tbh smfh man

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'SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!'

I'm actually the guy on the right, I picked up this fine game from an associate of mine at Bethesda

'SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!'

truly the stuff of nightmares.

Fuckin A

My god that's what this is about.

See the jews had advanced knowledge of the happening so they all put gasmask on to not be gassed.

Jews did Chernobyl.

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What's a snork and what game are you talking about, loser?

worry not user, theyre still suspectible to oven

Lurk more newfag

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Why.
Also, thread-related kike OC

abundant* resources, is what it should be
fuck me.

Open your mouth, newfag.

I've actually beat this game, and the second one.

Though at no point are you taught they're called snorks so I don't see why you find it weird that I don't know.

When you first meet them, it says their name and info in the PDA.

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Didn't some NPCs also mention them by name?

Likely, but none that I can actually quote or even recall.

Does it not say their name when you loot them?

I think it does and as far as I can recall there was also an item called Snork's Foot that you can occasionally find on their corpses to either sell or hand in for quests, which explained how they jump so far or something of the sort.

SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!

'SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!'

Do you think snorks would make good pets? I know what you faggots want to do with bloodsuckers but I rarely see some love for the snork

Out of my way Duty fucking shits.

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SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!

SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!

[muffled rubbing]

Fucking subhuman, thats too far

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GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER

You do what you have to do to survive in the zone

Id take the money, tuck the wallet back if it contains personal stuff like family pictures
Not that it really matters, but it feels a nice touch atleast

tch, you don't know anything about justice

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The money is digital and tied to bank accounts which is why it weighs nothing.

Ray of Hope soon, fellow stalkers.

>tfw gunslinger never ever

that implies I really have time to return all those pictures to people I may never find, who might even be dead, while looting wallets might aswell be daily occurrence in the zone
It's just being realistic

This is the only thing I've been hyped about in video games for a long time.

I hope there is a streamlined process of installation.

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I implied I cannot into manual installations of older games and their addons/mods.

Im saying it wont have a streamlined installation user.
This aint a singleplayer only mod.

fuck me

Considering all the changes that had to be made to the engine, I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't standalone, like CoC.

Wouldn't be surprised if it is*

I recall they said somewhere you need all 3 games to run it because it uses assets from each of them.

I have to say it was the most terrifying experience in a long time. Especially since I couldnt tell if they were corpses or gltiched snorks

That Snornk must spend 90% of his fucking day fapping.

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What would sex with a snork be like? If you took off the mask, would it die?

Snorks did 9/11.

It would hurt like a bitch.

Snorks are like kikes, there's a reason they only pick your pocket after they try ass blasting you.

Someone should make a mod where whenever a snork scratches you, you loose like 5 rubles.

Could snorks be turned into soap?

ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Would you? He's a big guy

That would be terrifying

I'd let a bloodsucker suck me dry, if you know what I mean.

I asked what it would be like for a reason. For you.

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I'm willing to bet a snork is a better fuck than a bloodsucker.

Make an effort.


Was getting answered a part of your plan?

Of course.

Anything's possible when it's, MAC TONIGHT

You think Snork Soap would get the blood stains off my Doc Martins?


That's the way I normally think whenever I'm in the Zone. We should seriously make this a reality.


The Zone is a terrifying place, you know this.

Well, congratulations!

nice Holla Forums thread
hope you realize people who play video games are degenerates and you all would hang in Holla Forums's reality

I'm glad it worked.

Let me guess, you also think people who watch anime are going to hang as well?

Okay.

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So I guess Baneposting makes suddenly turns whatever the thread was about into Holla Forums?

ayy


Uh… you don't get to bring friends

Good thing Holla Forums's reality is a joke. They spend all day worshiping frogs and convincing themselves the Jews are at fault for everything wrong in their lives. Holla Forums is the laughing stock of this site.

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Same kind of shitposter trying to derail a thread, wouldnt surprise me if its the same person.

They worked for the mercenary. The masked man.

…what the hell actually happened to this thread?

The longer you stay in the Zone, the more it changes you.

Is it from the artifacts?

An anomaly

Brain Scorcher.

There's other things causing it as well.

A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun

4520.jpg more like 420.jpg huehueheue.

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before sending him through the Brain Scorcher.

The best thing it could turn out to be instead of a shit template thread.

It turned into a Stalkan thread
Its Slav o'clock

More like Yidya Goymes thread

Remember user, the jews would be powerless if no on bought what they had to sell.

But what's the next step in your master plan?


Ebin xDD

Crashing this thread, with no survivors. It's already happened.

SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!

Holla Forumse didn't fly so good

Those numbers though

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What if they wear an Asbestos suit?

Seriously though, why don't humans (or former humans) ever drop money in STALKER games?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s rarely trade hard currency, since rubles are basically worthless, you'd need a wheelbarrow of em to buy a 1911. So generally its electronic transacting.

Some mods add it in so it certainly could have been added by the devs. I suppose it'd make the economy even easier though.

I-it will come. Eventually.

STALKER money is all over the PDA systems, retard.
It's all done online.

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SKELEBRO, BEHIND YOU

How the hell does Marked One do it?

He's got a PDA too. It's where he gets his quest.

I meant more the fact that he has amnesia.

Oh. Account information already in his system, I guess?

I am now imagining the Zone as a medieval wasteland/fairyland and Strelok as a feudal knight.

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Be a rather fun twist.

Sometimes I get a craving so bad, even the dragons start looking hot to me…

SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!

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Would he have a sword, bardiche, axe or crossbow?

SKELTAN BEHIND YOU

SKELTAN! BEHIND YOU!

No, actually. Reality would be so fun, rewarding, and engaging for the average White man that he'd be too busy making money, raising a family, and being a pillar of his community to play video games. But I suppose that sounds just as bad as being hanged to someone so lazy that they consider being made to go to hockey practice by their mother "basically slavery", and intellectualize that character defect in later life with Libertarian/Liberal rhetoric.

They're all slavs. They get slav weapons. Though, Strelok meaning shooter, I'd say he's got a crossbow.