Judge, Jury, and Executioner

OFF THE CHAIN

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me on the left

hey does anybody have a bf I can borrow

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piranhas?

shitposting overdose

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She looks like the kind of girl you would be boyfriends with for one night

Damn.
Try watching the documentary I posted, it's pretty cool

She likes girls.

my point still stands

same

I really hope that show ends up with that bitch getting dumped.

eat more grime

Mate, contrary to popular belief, fucking a guy in the ass doesn't make you gay. That's my personal opinion.

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i have made scarlet start to say mate

Why would you want such a thing?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
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HEY WHITE CUNT
WHAT YOU FUCKEN LOOKIN AT
GIMME YO FUCKEN SHOES GIMMIE YO FUCKIN GOONBAG EH
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I love you so much

Aaaaaand
I'm back.
Hot and dripping.
That's a lie it's fucking chilly in here.

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She's not fat, just squishy

It's a euphemism for fat.

I do I do I want to kiss you all over I love you

Don't worry i'm here.

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Didn't you just say the same to Rin?

He only likes me when I go full dom.

I think that more means that he likes you when Subtle isn't here.

V A P E R W A V E S

hello... again

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[Simon & Garfunkel goes here.]

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Betty, call me Al

This is Rin.

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

That's pretty fucking gay.

Oh shit, waddup?

I meant the picture.
For the record.

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I've had that in my email field for like a year and a half.

Did Holla Forums change the way the email field works?

big paul simon fan...

cloudflare

btw we're on discord

sometimes i miss the sound of chalk being tapped on blackboard, rhythmically, when someone is writing on it.

Got a blackboard?
I'll write on it for you.

i woke up at 6pm and and i have a flight tomorrow
listening to future funk
bored
discussing genetics and anthropology on pol
god is dead

it's the birthday boy

hai manchan

most public schools have moved on to whiteboard, something about chalk dust is not healthy

Wait.
Wait wait wait.
Wait.

It's Sama-chan-kun-sama's birthday?

That sounds weird in my mind.

But then, I guess my only chalk boards back in high school were in the old building.

Offer still stands, it's probably one of the only things I didn't mind about school.

That sounds awful. Good luck crying yourself to sleep tonight.

I on the other hand am going to an EDM festival. Get fucked.

it's going to be friday soon, get all the weekend gears

Thursday is long-gone already..

i thought crying yourself to sleep at night was the result of going to EDM festivals? :--D

hi subtle

yesterday... i tried to keep it on the dl

yep... lots of booze incoming

(Bloodchan)
Here you go. I got back.

Well perhaps that would be the case if I planned on sleeping at all.
I'll probably just find a qt korean girl to warm my bed.

Don't talk to myboyfriend

You're fucked.
It's in my phone for sure now.

for us..
for you
for me, it's 10.27 fridaymorning

are you going to appear on camera?

well shit...

maybe

*girlfriend

change that maybe to of course

Don't worry.
Even 999 years from now.
My phone will still let me know when your birthday comes up.
I'll never forget again.

"But some cultures — including, allegedly, Australian aborigines — never got the picture. One writer says that as late as the 1960s "the Tully River Blacks of north Queensland believed that a woman got pregnant because she had been sitting over a fire on which she had roasted a fish given to her by the prospective father."

"The australoids of Australia are also the only known culture to not have discovered the correlation between sex and childbirth."

i thought the person was joking when they mentioned this off-handedly

what the FUCK lmfao

O N E R A C E

Actually, never mind.
I don't want a correction or to even know the actual dynamic.

What's for breakfast?

stay strong

Howdy Tsuchi

mmkay

then next year youll remember to get me something nice and expensive.
hookers and cocaine leap to mind

THE HERO

Hola.

I'll get you a blowjob.
Those are like, 50$.

My friend and I use them as the metric for all big purchases.

Hows you?

i like your style...

I don't really get it.

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I love you

Debating bed already. You?

Maybe more.
But it won't be worth more than two blowjobs.

subtle, wrapped in cotton blanket, served with mayonnaise

or maybe the reason was something else, i dont know. maybe there's other better reason.

so, we go to the old buildings in your high school?

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I figured it out. Grim explained the context.

stay strong

I'm not sure they'd let us.
They still used those rooms when I went there.

We can get our own blackboard.
A better blackboard.

it works a common denominator for all transactions... 2 bj's... thats like 100 bucks. ill take it

Good night ^^

I didn't know cannibalism was okay over there
Let me just sleep today, oyasumi

Well if you're debating it, just do it.
Just thinking about stuff you know.

He also asked if you can join the doscord chat earlier.

discord*

Exactly! See, you get it.

Now you're thinking with blowjobs!

why, let's just break in!

have a good one

GOODNIGHT TOMMY I LOVE YOU

Not tired at all. Just feel like I should attempt and fail sleep.
Thinking about what?

im always thinking in blowjobs!

I just had logged into Blackboard and was thinking "anything could be better than this".

They might have replaced the blackboards with whiteboards already, though.

I haven't been in highschool in -years-.

That almost could have sounded gay.

Rare footage of goggles

How interestingly coincidental.

im comfortable with it... the availability of porn on the internet has poisoned the mind of my generation... thats my excuse anyway

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Pretty much every US college and university uses it.
Is it the same there?

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*hits like button

Thanks.
I subscribe to yours too.

Probably mine too then.
Which, I mean. I can't deny it.

Seems like it.
I search it and get Ottawa, Algonquin, NU, Windsor.

I am a boy and also fuck that tan line.

*following
@#faptothis

POMF =3

Heya threaders~

theres nothing wrong with it... except giving the inexperienced an unrealistic view of sex

Hiya Elma!

Family troubles
Well you should at least attempt. You know what I think about sleep; getting it is imperative to good health.

hai

asdf

moar

There's a reason they weren't classified as human until the late 70's.

It would mean the government would be legally obligated to stop the rampant child abuse that occurs in their tribes.

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It's shit and annoying.
Not as annoying as "MyMathLab" but close enough.

I kind of wish I had one of MFF's "suprise it has a penis" .webms just so Grim would've instinctively opened it.

Wow. Me too.

Oh, the stuff from the texts.
Yeah, you know my thoughts on that.
Be assertive, etc.

Also,
What are you, gay?

Being assertive doesn't even help me here!

lol

i could have sworn it was gonna be the orgasm

shhh...

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I may have read that as "MyMethLab."

No.

Howdy.

user-sama how goes it?

Tan lines are terribad.

Just do what I do: constantly piss them off so they leave you alone.
Or try to at least.
Anytime my brother calls, I usually open with "What do you want?" or calling him a faggot.

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who cares man
just let em do it

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I'm out now.

Good night, apparently!

Nah. That's the creepy shed in your backyard.

They're terrible if it's intentional but when they get them while on vacation it's just so hnnng.

sup... nm uknoe fagging it up on discord

u?

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neenee

I don't think she would be the type to handle situations like that.

Swimsuit tan

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She's a beautiful woman, and if the tan lines are really that much of a turn off then you should check your priorities.

I used to say "what's up" to my father, and he would refuse to talk to me until I properly greet him. It's a sign of disrespect to not properly acknowledge your elders and especially your parents.

have a good one

I did not say they are a turnoff, I would just prefer them not being there or very noticeable at least.
I don't like girls with tattoos or piercings either but that doesn't mean I'd tell them to get lost.

discooord

join us
discordapp.com/channels/107658893483614208/107658893483614208

They usually do.

I always answer the phone with "Hey/Hola/What's up, dickwad/Turd Fergusson/etc" to my father just because it pisses him off.

uhhh

How are you supposed to know they got it on vacation?

I prefer super pale skin *shrugs*

Just got home from work and pomfed into bed in my comfy clothes^^

Well that's just boring, man.

But I suppose I am biased ;3c

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justdoit.gif

Oh, I was getting the impression that you just wouldn't. Some tattoos are fine, IMO.

Wow, that's a little much, love.

i cant

it's stuck

not cool enough

Grim are you still mad at me?

The girl I was friends with during graduation went on a cruise as part of a big "senior break" thing after it and came back with super obvious tan lines. It just made my dick diamond.

Being perpetually annoying/disrespectful to family just makes them stop asking really obnoxious questions or trying to just talk at you for half an hour.

too many people

that didn't work out very well for anyone who's ever tried it

just let them kill themsevles slowly through not breeding and killing their kids like they're doing right now

they'll be gone in a few hundred years

Always thinking with your pee pee~

I don't think it would be boring.

Oh no, putting aside the point that if you like the person enough it won't matter but out of an ideal preference, certain things would be preferred. I mean tattoos can work, I have seen some really professional looking sleeves etc.

lol...

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Well, hey man. Not my fault that's what you're into.

And frankly I don't know how else to get your attention other than being a cunt at you so my bad.

You're STILL going on about fucking bullshit.

I like talking to family though. I know I get berated and it isn't fair, but they're family and at least I know they're thinking about me.

Mmhm.
How's Clocky?

I think with my dick like the least of this group.

I like talking to my family, too. But I just prefer it to be an actual conversation, not them venting for long periods of time then wanting me to be a sounding board of pity and platitudes.

YOU admitted to logging everything compulsively before. Here. In threads.

Maybe you stopped doing that? I don't know what you do.

Hey has anyone seen ui

Huh?

suicided, sorry

He probably OD-ed on semen.

Thinking about having some lunch but procrastinating by listening in on the discord voice and posting.

horrible motorcycle accident

not funny, samchan

nini threaders

I mean, out of all posters, I probably rank low on "how much time of a day is spent thinking with their penis" list.

There is nothing wrong with logging my chats. Steam only keeps recent history for like 10 lines.

Having logs is for convenience.

And then you go on about me fucking stalking people I want to get close to?

Wow.

Sleep on your back, so if you hopefully vomit, you'll choke on it.

neenee

less people now btw

reply to me welms

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Ok if u see him tell him me and Chijo are gonna be in Portland in like two weeks and we want acid ty

are you still in there

yea... he wont get that message from me

oui

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Take this back to texting.

Okie dokie, well, If you wanna talk about stuff just message me. Heading into bed.
Night.

Do you keep logs of all conversations?
If so that's cool. I used to do that same a while back.

Dude notncool
Wtf

nini

Stop.

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well im an asshole, so...

i just found out theres a demolition derby mode for gta 5 apparently

i kinda wanna play it now

gta 5 multiplayer looks so fun but i tried doing a pug mission and it was just russians screaming and that was my experience the last 4 times ive tried

tfw no squad

Sara tell ui i want acid kthx

your job not mine
im not a middle man bro

Alright. Goodnight.

I would if he was on discord

*Were

he was

if u dont have the means of contact past that then i cant help you

Alright.

Sleep well.

wait its june
and taco bell hasn't gotten a new special item
what the fuck is going on
its still the beefy crunch 1$ burrito
what the fuck
i wanted a new specialty item... :(

The worst feeling is when you can't get the A/C just right.

oh wait my gf's car is broken so i cant even get food tonight anyways

fucking frick ffrick

good thing i bought food

should i eat macaroni salad or southern style potato style?

vote on ur mobile devices now

soooo.... carbs or carbs. these are the choices folks

carbs are YUMMY

ill make you a damn salad...

who wants to buy me warframe platinum so i can buy slots to hold extra warframes

lol gross

honestly
i want overwatch
and id do lewd stuff for someone who bought it for me
my offer is very enticing
what do you bring to the table

how about some nice tofurkey?

i mean i could post tits

72 degrees

ill buy you this dick

>>>/job/

eh
i actually like that stuff
i was raised vegetarian so i know all about it
not bad
but i will eat my potato salad perhaps
i got the macaroni salad for my roommate so i shouldnt eat it

i would do a lot more for 60$! i give out tit pics for FREE my friend

Anywhere from 71-74 is what I keep it but the vent in my room is weirdly located so it's either too cold if it's blowing directly on you or too hot if you turn it up.

Can't adjust the vent?
When my window AC was in, I would just put the curtain in front of it to avoid getting chilled directly

Scarlet someone told me to tell u to kill yourself
Their words not mine...

Neither potato salad nor macaroni salad sound very appealing.

i got a can of spam for no reason... never had it before. it was good fried up on a sammich

no ty

no ty

yeah but i'm asking for $10

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Hi Blood-chan.

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Also same person said "ill let go of it soon" but thats off the record shhh

Same

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Hai =^_^= AI-SAN heeeeeerrreee!!

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u got some chips m8?

Do something

hi i was told to post here

Answering questions for bible homework in a straightforward way is fun.

Why are the jews so vicious?

oi cunt giv e a bloke some smokes why dontcha sick cunt

...just walk away

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Is that the avatar you've decided speaks to you? ^^

DEUS
VULT

It was their god, not the jews
:^)

oh okay

no but the filename is amazing

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speak strong young man

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"National Socialists believe in Idealism. Believes in something that is worth more than his own one single human life. He's willing to die for something. When you are ready to die for something, then you're alive. And until you are ready to die for something, you have no real fanaticism. And just at dinner a little while ago, with some of the fellas there they say were telling me well it's terrible to be a fanatic. Well did you ever stop and think how this country got here? How all the great inventions ever got there? Any one of you out there that is not a fanatic on something or other, whatever it is you're studying. If you're going to be a doctor, be a fanatical doctor. Otherwise you'd be nothing. You'd just be an ordinary old chug chugging guy and when you die nobody will notice you. But if you're a fanatic, you will produce something great. You'll create. Creativity is fanaticism. Every creative genius has had to be a fanatic. Many of them have been burned at the stake.

Civilization is based on self sacrifice. On the willingness of men to go out and die for what they believe in. When you get rid of that self sacrifice, you get anarchy. Civilization is built because I am willing to give up something for my family and the family is willing to give up something in order to have the town succeed. And the town is willing to give up something so the state can be in business. And the state is willing to give up something so the nation can succeed. Self sacrifice is the first principle in civilization."

t. George Lincoln Rockwell, 1967 at UCLA

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wut

Muslims don't like ancient Egyptians either; they jihad the monuments because they're being manipulated by a creed that stemmed from jew religion. : ^ )

They celebrate it, though. Also they supposedly murdered a bunch of ancient Palestinians to take Israel some time after that. With lots of wandering around in the desert saying "oy vey" between the two events.

I guess. :3

How've you been?

lmao

“Man was born for society. However little He may be attached to the World, He never can wholly forget it, or bear to be wholly forgotten by it. Disgusted at the guilt or absurdity of Mankind, the Misanthrope flies from it: He resolves to become an Hermit, and buries himself in the Cavern of some gloomy Rock. While Hate inflames his bosom, possibly He may feel contented with his situation: But when his passions begin to cool; when Time has mellowed his sorrows, and healed those wounds which He bore with him to his solitude, think you that Content becomes his Companion? Ah! no, Rosario. No longer sustained by the violence of his passions, He feels all the monotony of his way of living, and his heart becomes the prey of Ennui and weariness. He looks round, and finds himself alone in the Universe: The love of society revives in his bosom, and He pants to return to that world which He has abandoned. Nature loses all her charms in his eyes: No one is near him to point out her beauties, or share in his admiration of her excellence and variety. Propped upon the fragment of some Rock, He gazes upon the tumbling waterfall with a vacant eye, He views without emotion the glory of the setting Sun. Slowly He returns to his Cell at Evening, for no one there is anxious for his arrival; He has no comfort in his solitary unsavoury meal: He throws himself upon his couch of Moss despondent and dissatisfied, and wakes only to pass a day as joyless, as monotonous as the former.” 

i made my name on dropbox nigger in like 2008 or something so ever since they message me with stuff like

hey nigger! check out the new dropbox feature

i dont even use dropbox but i die of laughter everytime they message me

Is it true u got raped

ehs got mai vote

its true
story verified on discordapp.com

Niiiiice

are we posting redpills?

Been pretty up and down.
I have had blood pressure issues so I don't have access to hormones and I haven't for like
a month now?
at least estro for three weeks and anti androgens for over a month
its lame.

define rape.
Do you use the "any form of sexual action without consent" as rape or do you define it as penetration without consent?
Either way I don't like to talk about this so I'm not going to give you an answer.

seriously tho i fucking love Holla Forums bernie memes

Niiiiice

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mkay

Thread quality has deteriorated, save us, 4m.

this makes me chuckle heartily

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lol

It's true guys
hormones make you retarded

good

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He was the one who asked me to come here in the first place

what?

I'm curious as to what the user defines as rape.
Can I not be curious? :(

no fucking loot for 1 hour
then i just randomly go unconscious
i just HATE day z

retarded isnt the right word for it but
its scientifically proven to make your brain unstable :/

hm

hello threadlings what did i miss

im so fucking tired help

hmm

how was ur flight

holy shit

these people are so fucking barbaric

no wonder europe eventually went to shit
theyre so fucking close to these savages and their savage culture

It might be best to take breaks from hormones and just take it slowly, anyway. They seem to have bad side effects on a lot of people.

It's a shitposting board. :3

When is it "good"? When we're getting excited about drama?

Did someone say "rape isla"?

oh and cat ears aren't great in a sexual manner.
they feel awkward and can tear hair.

Drink lots of fluids.
Seems to help most people, stay fed as well.
No clue, I am posting here really for the first time in months I think

Dear Parents Of Nymph,

I write to you today with a heartfelt plea to your sympathy and generosity. As the parents of our beloved Nymphy, you are of course well within your rights to ground him should his behavior prove naughty. However, I would be remiss if I didnft make some attempt to impress upon you the vital role your son plays in a certain community that needs him.

Nymph is responsible for providing nutritious melons to the aforementioned community. Not just anybody can provide this service. Others have tried, but no one delivers that ripe, juicy goodness the way your darling boy does. His warm smile and infectious enthusiasm bring so much joy to the lives of community members. By limiting his time spent with us, you are doing irreparable harm to our well-being. Our days are overcast and colorless without the happy glow young Nymphy shines into our hearts.

I wonder if you could find it within yourselves to allow Nymph to attend to his melon duties while he is grounded. If you must prohibit his accessing any other websites, thatfs understandable. I know you have a duty as parents to punish your son when hefs done wrong so that you can help him to build character and become the best person he can be. But, by keeping him away from those who need him most, you punish dozens, not just one.

Thank you for your time and for sharing your wonderful son with us.

Sincerely yours,

Sabrina

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can you please bring back the real kanra

ijm having serious withdrawals...

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those 2 guys on the right look ball as fuck bro
they're probably like warlords

kikes will say anything to try and keep the establishment in place

SMOrc LOK'TAR OGAR SMOrc

People still get disciplined by parents?

i never went on a flight silly, you did. ill be taking a train in like 2 hours though.

how was ur flight.

i drink all the fluids and stay very fed
who are you

I'm sorry your kanra is grounded and can't spend time with you... Maybe I can be your kanra tonight

never give a mexican a video camera whatever gets produced is gonna look like a soap opera no matter whats produced

no

nothing compares to my kanra

there can be NO SUBSTITUTE

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ahh well thats good.
Keep up with that.

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It's a good question. At least they're posting content. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's been fun watching the media shit itself.

same

ok... im sorry im not good enough for you.

you're a chicken nugget

that didnt answer my question
why are you posting pictures of trashcans

What does it take to make you go full tp/bc on someone

what ever happened to johnny flowers?

that catboy is an nazi

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yes he is

do you like my doggy

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...your vacant stare tell me something is amiss

from what i understand according to this graph

nazis are bad

bad cat

someone get a spray bottle

Oh.
Ghostie or Isla
w/e you wanna say
Either way I'm out.
This place is lamer than me.
Or not who knows.

FINALLY

[plea for help]

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heh... hey grim
I just found that list of email addresses from alice 1 and 2. whose a sucker for redundant backups? this guy...

am I the one making the plea or are you?

i had one bite of this potato salad and i know it tastes good but i want something else

Nice cock bro

no homo

i mean i guess it's alright, animals trip me and they're really annoying. i like shibes too cute.

gay as fuck

ugh

Me

Gay

Sssh

sleeipng is no bueno
Neither is dog

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oh
i just dont like you then
never reply to me again retard

What do you need help wif?

Sleeping dog

i have a cute loli cock

let it lie

youre drunk arent you?

Nice.

Hai

This thread
can you purify it or something

I haven't drunk all year.

sleeping dog sounds like a hipster beer some dudes with idoors beanies would cook up in their apartment

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Sleeping Dogs is a gamu

im replying to you
don't act like animals don't attempt to trip you, lying fuck

you seem to have lowered your higher function by half in under an hour...

Swedish Q U I C H E are you casper

if so why havent you been talking to me
autist

No I don't wanna piss anyone off.

right, hackerman game, where you can hack the speed of engines

I'm sure there are many dank memes to come. I hope Hillary has a breakdown on stage during a debate; I can see that happening.

You mean when I internet assault someone? The other person usually has to start it in some way; I don't do it for no reason. Wouldn't really compare it to those people with how I do it, either.:3

TP can't even really handle an internet fight.

No, how 2 be kawaii game where you be a china dude

tfw

Mental and emotional exhaustion does that to ya

Anyway time for another week of suffering bye

You inspire me to cut deeper into my adversaries

Oh billy, we only have five minutes until whateverthefuck
DON'T WORRY, I'LL HACK THE ENGINE

its so weird to see someone able to reply with a conversation to a one word post

i cant believe sometimes that there are still people who know how to talk to people here

at least you can sleep through it since your eyes are always closed

say no more, I shall taunt you no further...

i'm on thin ice don't tell anyone

Animals are just dumbasses.

Eh?

He is making a stick animation sequel

People my age, people younger than me, we exist in an echo chamber, okay? Anybody who is able to get on the internet and type a comment has an IQ higher than the average American. Anybody who is on a forum that you're looking at, even the stupidest person, even the dumbest person playing the game that you like has an IQ of at least 85, which is something that you can't say for the average American. So when we--the people that we're surrounded by, just by default, not even on a focus, like a scientific hobby forum or something where smart people would be, just by being online we're talking to people who are smarter than average all day.

It's just hard to fathom: the bread and butter of America, the bulk of it, the big block of humanity is THIS right here. It is Anthony Firina trying to get 315,000 dollars to make a movie, okay? When you hear about how barbaric things were during Medieval times, just the entirety of humanity's history with the exception of the last 100 years has just be absolute barbarism and torture, and hell, it's because of people like this. These are the troops right here. This is the average US troop. It's this guy. I mean what the fuck man.

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nevermind
fuck you too
nigger

allrightythen

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Nothing.

Internet communities like this seem to kind of value laziness in a way. They need Trump to teach them the value of high energy.

Lmao, I hadn't seen your post yet, dumbass.

Alright, so heres what you do. You FIND this motherfucker, you hear me? You track his ass ravaging dick down.
When you find the guys throbbing man rod, Oh boy he's in for a world of hurt. Alright, so listen up. You listening?
Because I dont think youre listening. Alright, I think youre listening now. Heres what you do... Are you sure youre listening?
Alright, so you drop down to your knees and release his member from its prison. Come on man, Im trying to help you. Listen up
So, youre on your knees with his one eyed monster staring at you. And you open your mouth. Got it? Write this down.
So you take his cock into your mouth, understood? You start blowing him. DAMMIT. Fucking listen you assbasket. I swear to god
Im not repeating myself. You start giving him a fantastic blowjob. Fondle his balls slightly. Are you writing this down?
Dont fucking forget. And you continue to blow him, until he loads your mouth with his man juice. Got it? Are you listening?
And you swallow it all. Ohhhh boy. That'll show him. ARE YOU LISTENING?!

Sure animals are dumbasses, but...

If that ain't the cutest shit.

I don't understand the punchline

let's get to it then
ill get in my car

Just punch him in the coinslot.

senor
como estas

Kinda wanna rape blood chan's anus

But I kinda don't want him to let me go now that i'm here.

find the weirdest shit when im not looking for it...

exta si
exta no
exta si
exta no
esta me gusta esta como yo

nice

You need to redpill yourself before it's too late.

guacamol

What? I would make a fucking awful girl.

Not even about genders
it's about freedom

Swedecuck, I'm fully aware that your culture and language is being exterminated thanks to your cucked status and love for arabs, but I'd appreciate if you didn't attempt to destroy that of others.

I started becoming more aware of how dumb people are in general when I started paying attention to politics.

That's a clumsy way of trying to transition this to gay car sex.

I'm keeping my penis and my mind.

Sorta hungry, i hope theres things to make something cool

i am NOT clumsy

We have entered a mental dissonance

It fucks with you mentally.

Being irresponsible fucks with your entire life

what else is in that folder?

28/06/2011 05:05:04 a.m. cirno cirno I personally dont like nyanners
28/06/2011 05:05:09 a.m. cirno cirno Why? ; ;
28/06/2011 05:05:11 a.m. cirno cirno but people like to tell her she suck
28/06/2011 05:05:14 a.m. cirno cirno i dont do that
28/06/2011 05:05:22 a.m. cirno cirno because she gives her best to sound noce
28/06/2011 05:05:24 a.m. cirno cirno nice*
28/06/2011 05:05:32 a.m. cirno cirno You give your best too
28/06/2011 05:05:32 a.m. cirno cirno Why don't you like Nyanners?
28/06/2011 05:05:34 a.m. cirno cirno ^^
28/06/2011 05:05:37 a.m. cirno cirno Because
28/06/2011 05:05:42 a.m. cirno cirno She told me i like guys
28/06/2011 05:05:48 a.m. cirno cirno /me blinks
28/06/2011 05:05:54 a.m. cirno cirno That's all??
28/06/2011 05:05:58 a.m. cirno cirno I like girls and guys.
28/06/2011 05:06:47 a.m. cirno cirno I like guys
28/06/2011 05:06:51 a.m. cirno cirno and sometimes girls
28/06/2011 05:06:57 a.m. cirno cirno but i can't be called a bisexual
28/06/2011 05:07:01 a.m. cirno cirno i like guys over girls
28/06/2011 05:10:48 a.m. cirno cirno WHY WOULD YOU SAID THAT
28/06/2011 05:10:56 a.m. cirno cirno NEVER SAID ANYTHING MALICE SAYS
28/06/2011 05:10:59 a.m. cirno cirno ?
28/06/2011 05:11:00 a.m. cirno cirno OH GOD!
28/06/2011 05:11:01 a.m. cirno cirno Why?
28/06/2011 05:11:10 a.m. cirno cirno *washes your mouth with soap*
28/06/2011 05:11:14 a.m. cirno cirno Ouchh
28/06/2011 05:11:19 a.m. cirno cirno Those words are not ladylike
28/06/2011 05:11:32 a.m. cirno cirno And a girl like you needs to behave like a lady
28/06/2011 05:12:05 a.m. cirno cirno Uuu
28/06/2011 05:15:14 a.m. cirno cirno So in ths chat
28/06/2011 05:15:18 a.m. cirno cirno I say Jess
28/06/2011 05:15:20 a.m. cirno cirno and in that chat
28/06/2011 05:15:22 a.m. cirno cirno I say Cirno
28/06/2011 05:15:33 a.m. cirno cirno You can call me whatever you want per-chan
28/06/2011 05:16:01 a.m. cirno cirno Ok!
28/06/2011 05:31:03 a.m. cirno cirno Do you want to be a voice actress god?
28/06/2011 05:31:18 a.m. cirno cirno Yes.
28/06/2011 05:33:32 a.m. cirno cirno Okay
28/06/2011 05:33:37 a.m. cirno cirno Post your vocaroo now
28/06/2011 05:33:46 a.m. cirno cirno you have a internet celebrity in front of you
28/06/2011 05:37:38 a.m. cirno cirno Hmm..
28/06/2011 05:37:43 a.m. cirno cirno LOL
28/06/2011 05:37:49 a.m. cirno cirno I'm geeting to loud
28/06/2011 05:37:59 a.m. cirno cirno your mom yell at you?
28/06/2011 05:38:04 a.m. cirno cirno No
28/06/2011 05:38:34 a.m. cirno cirno Okay
28/06/2011 05:38:37 a.m. cirno cirno that was decent
28/06/2011 05:38:42 a.m. cirno cirno and you sound cute as hell
28/06/2011 05:38:56 a.m. cirno cirno he might use you for that loli in HOTD
28/06/2011 05:39:47 a.m. cirno cirno Oh
28/06/2011 05:39:49 a.m. cirno cirno I once did her.

Good thing i'm so responsible then.

all sorts of user submitted fiction from the threads... various shit lots and lots of SHIT

I could be more responsible

I legit laughed, no idea how you mentally ill fucks who are in such a desperate need to socialize are better than the average american.

give me the best of the worst

I messed up a few times this week though.

Hopefully I can fix the damage.

I waited till the last minute to do 4 fucking projects

Nearly finished with #3 now

probably gonna finish 4 tomorrow morning
hoping my prof still takes them

meh, im just browsing through... give me a min

There's one racist thing, and everybody knows that I don't say racist shit lightly, okay? I only say it when its 100% true. I only say it when it has to be said, and this is a warning to anybody out there, anybody at all. Do NOT let Hispanic people near cameras, PERIOD. I don't care if they're acting, I don't care if they're directing, assistant camera, cinematographer. Do NOT let them near the camera okay?

That's the one thing. I'm gonna say two racist things but they're 100% true, and you gotta hear them. Do NOT let a Hispanic person near a camera, I'm telling you, you will regret it. Acting, directing, cinematographer, get them OUT of there. Keep them off my set, keep them off my set. The second thing I'm gonna say is that Hispanic girls are fucking HOT.

Look, I'm telling you, do NOT let a Hispanic person near a fucking camera. No matter what its gonna look like a soap opera I'm telling you, no matter what its gonna look like a fucking soap opera. I'm telling you do NOT let a Hispanic person near a camera, and that's all I'm going to say. You know, I'm not going to say anything else about them, I think they're great, I think if there's one thing America needs right now its MORE Hispanic people.

La Raza. That's what they call themselves is "The Race". If I started referring to white people as "The Race", even the most racist fans would stop watching us. I'm not going to call white people "The Race", but that's what 90% of Californian Hispanic radio stations are. 93.7 LA RAZA. That's because what; "LA RAZA"? The race of people who don't know how to use toilet paper, the race of people that wipe with their hands?

Can't let these guys anywhere near a fucking camera, okay? The greatest thing Hispanic people have contributed to culture is the Spanish dub of Dragon Ball Z.

My right arm really hurts

too much masturbation

Seems like a bad idea to delay all that for so long.

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Been 10x more stressed than I should be because of it

Too much games I think

theres like addresses and phone numbers i prolly shouldnt post...

the older ones are probably funnier than newer ones

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