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LOCO NEEDS A DICK IN THE ASS

EDITION

nah... i wont poison my mind with junk.

That's rood to Scarlet.

Okay~
In the future, for sure!

There are worse things to be addicted to.

Just, you know.
Livin' that hikikomori NEET life.
Because, after leaving my last job
I can't remember how to break free.

Yeah, none of that junk for my mind. Just anime image boards.

Who do YOU think would make good anime girls, Luka?

Thinking about having surgery to become an 2d girl.

Good on you~
what do you like to multitask then?

then I took a meme to the knee

Yay! make sure the scenery is nice tho

Used to play CS 1.6 at school during IT classes, then got around Source for a good while.
Nowadays just playing csgo per request, and mostly because I have nothing else I'd rather play.

Probably some day, but I don't really feel the bright colors.

I sometimes take long breaks from coffee, but when it's at worst I get a headache from the withdrawal.

not naming names.

me right

Then if you were one we could yuri.

...

Well, for nice scenery, we could go hiking,.
Or mountain climbing.

I've always wanted to stand atop Kilimanjaro,
looking out over the clouds.

Let's play Over-under.
Or Last and First.

...

You'll probably get restless eventually and that'll push you into something. ^^

Oh right now I'm just getting higher and listening to music; other boards are good to multitask on, though. :3

I generally don't really try to watch videos or play games while posting because I don't like pausing a lot.

Why be shy? :3

are you saying you wouldn't like that

I don't know what those are.

not fueling any fires.

not saying.

HAHA that's a yes

cutie

Can I like coffee ironically?

Lmao, I don't see how it would. You're so silly. :3

At least i can see.

Can I like frotting ironically?

No, you're just being silly and clenched up for no reason. :3

That'd be nice.
It seems like a me thing to do,
considering that's what happened the first time.

Last and First is a word game;
It's essentially Shiritori in English.

We take turns saying words that start with what the last word ended with.

Over-under is a number game,
where I (or you) would think of a number, and say another number, and the other would guess if it's over or under the original number.

They're just silly little game.
I tend to really like Last and First because it gives me an excuse to use my lexicon.

cute pic

ehh I'm not really used to mountains.
this land is all flat.

there you go ^ ^ I do that as well.

ohh okay, I do do that a lot. but it feels kinda hectic to do so. like you're super active hacking.

Not falling for that.

8==D

asuka 17 coot

donkey!

git in the robut

no that's a snake

DONKEY

or a danger noodle

I live on the Canadian Shield, so hills aren't anything new to me.
But I've never been cliff climbing, or mountain climbing or anything.

Some friends wanted to take me cliff diving once but I was too scared to go with them.

So we could spend our first time together.

👉 👌

Sounds like a dumb game considering that I sometimes have a hard time remembering specific words in my own language, but I always remember when I used them the last time.

Can't you just go to college the next semester? I think I saw something about you being too late.

It's just high energy shitposting.

I'm seriously not trying to play some kind of trick on you and it's retarded that you always assume I am. I was just trying to talk to you, but that's evidently a YUGE waste of time.

You're a moron, Luka. Stop being a worthless little parasite and go get a job.

that's super lewd

peelot robutt

Okay, that's a lie.
I climbed a rock wall at a sports camp once.

I locked up on the way down and they had to lift me off the wall.

I'd totally go again, probably.
I'm a bit more... ... grounded? I guess, than when I was a kid.

It's mostly used by some people to help learn English as a second language.

I just have a lot of fun playing stupid games like that.
Just ways to pass the time, I guess.

Someone misplaced some files I need, so I was too late to have payment set up, so I lost my slot in the course.
And it's, like, 100 dollars to reapply for the next term, it's too late to apply for the fall semester, and I might end up in the same sitch.

But then maybe not.

It is pointing to perfection.

I believe I'm fairly content with my knowledge as it is, but sometimes I just need to find the perfect word that fits the moment better.
And that is the only moment my memory fails me, in both languages.

what a small snake

hmm wweell if you can keep me safe I guess I can try.

Now I gotta put on that shitposting hardbase.
although thats also for sexual thrill

noo
weener

I cannot even try to do agen

Know what you wanna major in? ^^

Hardbase? Is that a kind of music? :3

I know exactly what you mean.
But language ties perfectly into that thing I said before
about enjoying learning new, arbitrary things.

Because language always changes, and there's always more to learn.

That doesn't mean I'm wise enough to use my whole lexicon.

Of course!
I wouldn't suggest it if I didn't think I could keep you safe.

Climbing Kilimanjaro is more of a hike, so as long as we pace ourselves, and don't ascend more quickly than we can, we'll be fine.

Ehm.
Probably Computer Sciences.

The course I was accepted into was the same as my original choice my first run of college.
That is, software engineer.

what a puss wuss

ehh sort of hardcore stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=SNt3kPT6lTw
youtube.com/watch?v=9dh8ddIWmVs
this sorta stuff

hmm well okay then.. I guess I can take that

...

True, just not enough of smarts in the bag to deploy it all.

Probably a good choice if you like it~

That kind of does seem like music a subby boy would listen to. :3

Are you saying its pointing at you?

I was trying to find a video to show you
what made me want to climb Kilimanjaro
so many years ago.
But I failed, sorry.

And when it does, it's all at once.

I enjoy it, sometimes.
I tend to stop working once
it works though.

Which is a horrendous habit to have,
because it means my code is all sloppy
and inefficient.

gooobaaaah

I-It's just cool musics

no no worry's it's better as surprise

True, but I'd rather sleep.

Absolutely not.

wow... #salty
:3

Well then.
It's a beautiful scene~

Is that good night?

I guess they'd make you lose that habit in college.

Maybe you'd like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=4gBFvvginCo

No amount of weak "u mad" memes change the fact that you're human trash.

Nah, only 5:46 pm, and I still haven't gotten around playing the daily matches.

here you go~
i found the original, higher quality pic ♥

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Truth.

Probably.
My high school teacher hated my commenting habits.
And my style of working in general.

Let me just set a clock,
so I can tell you to go to sleep.

Thanks,
It was just in my dump folder, so
it's just what someone posted, lol.

♥♥

You just kept doing the same thing anyway? Did he not take points off? :3

I usually go to sleep at 2 am, but lately it's been hectic and changing from 8 pm to 6 am.

Let's after go to Italia, I'm in love with that landscape

its so
so hypnotizing..

hey wow! whata re you doing

Kissing your cheek, duh

It made me laugh/10

Mmmmmmmh

That band has some pretty good stuff~

youtube.com/watch?v=CLDoayN6oSU

*yawn*
i'm sleepy~

i'mma snooze before the bandwagoners spam some more.

It's weird how some dumbasses hide behind that "u mad" meme if you say anything mean to them. Sometimes people just need to be bitch slapped.

All of my work was to the requirements of the assignment given,
So he wouldn't take points off just because
my work habits bother him in general.

As for commenting, I'm pretty sure
I lost marks for that one.

But he's also said that he preferred my style
to that of the rest of the class.

Duly noted.

That sounds absolutely splendid!

Okwee.
Rest well, Theseius.
Dream sweet.

I'm not on any "bandwagon"; I was literally just trying to have a conversation with you and ended up having to call you out for being a piece of shit.

...

No but Erio can't you tell, Luka is totally trying to be a new and improved mature person. Give him a chance. He's trying hard with his new vocabulary and word style. Surely it adds value to his abysmal social standing.

I guess he didn't like the class very much. :3

Trying to fix it so it'd be 12 pm, but it keeps failing and always resetting itself to obscure schedules.

but you didn't ask..

hmm but that one doesn't have the ladies

the beautiful fields of Toscana.. some wine and a sunrise.
I really wanna go back

I thought I only needed to ask for other things

You like female singers?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wn47MTgtjKs

The female vocalists for this band are always great; they go really well with the music~

Same googles

Or, just, you know.
I actually met the standards of every assignment, even if I didn't tidy things up as much as he'd've liked.

And others struggled to get to that point.

I usually use the method of just resetting my circadian rhythm if I can't fix my sleep schedule.

But that's not for everyone, and it only works with me when I'm being stubborn.

Take me with you. ♥
That sounds amazing.

what other things?

ohh her voice is really pretty, yeah that makes it really great.

Sure thing! in a nice house in the scenery, maybe near the sea.

Uh oh?

I usually fix it by pulling an all-nighter, or sleeping for really long.
Then it all goes to hell in a few weeks after it.

Will Luka get a job if e-bullied hard enough? Or just suicide?

Makes sense. Programming can take a lot of work to learn well and they were probably lazy. ^^

That song has a really interesting vibe. At least for me.

You know what things

And we can just sit out on a bench together, sipping wine, looking out over the sea.

I stay up, and hold off on eating,
then I have a large meal when I would be having breakfast,
and stay up until I should be going to sleep.

That usually does a good enough job at it,
and as long as I have a reason to keep to it
it sorts itself out.

That's roughly how I got to going to bed at 12, 1, 2 and waking up at 9.

They were probably like "I like games. Let's make games."
Then realized that the make games part is
a lot less...
...
Interesting? Obvious? Simple?
than they really thought it was.

You have confused me a lot

it does, you have quite a unique music style though. I've never seen that kinda stuff.

hmm maybe a bell is ringing, but fine.
surprises are scary

yeeess that's so lovely.
I need to get me some wine now.

I eat irregularly, so there's no real point in that.
But I'm sure my situation will fix itself, at some point.
Any day now.

It's 1:15

I won't be home for another 30 minutes though

Grab me some too!

My eating habits are hardly consistent,
but that one big meal at a "breakfast" time
can do more than it seems.

Now you have another you who can
stalk your TZ and be like
"Two four six eight, you've been staying up too late."

Yeah, I don't think coding is particularly fun for most people. :3

It's gothic metal and the screaming male voice/beautiful female voice combo is called beauty and the beast.

Another band like that:

youtube.com/watch?v=rdxw9V_2Hu8

I don't even eat breakfast.
Unless I wake up at the middle of night I eat something to fall asleep.
Not really that hard considering my country only has 1 timezone.

I have to keep doing stuff.

You know what's the worst from Watch Dogs 2? you play as a nigger, that's what.
-My 14yo lil bro

Chianti Classico coming up.

It's like a cross with old style and new style.
I like it.

🙄 That doesn't sound very fun.
Are you at least almost done?

It takes a special kind of stupid to stubbornly want to do the thing no one else wants to do.

But I have fun with it.
So it's fine.

The most I eat in one sitting is probably,
when I'm either resetting my circadian rhythm,
or when someone is treating me.

My usual breakfast is a coffee,
then whatever I eat 2-3 hours later with my
second cup.

Ehhe, I actually don't have wine very often.
So I'll trust your judgement. ♥

no..

But its not?

I usually eat a lot if I forgot to eat the day earlier, tends to happen every now and then.
Not even drinking coffee during the morning, usually just water to thirst and then off to do whatever.

Just keep working then

I gotta drive home now

It's a red wine, I only drink red stuff.
Is that oke?

It is..

Draconian's been one of my favorite bands for a long time~

It's a convenient thing to want to do since the jobs pay well.

Its nowhere near 1

For me coffee is a thing I only do 'cause it's there.
If we had juice, I'd take that over coffee.
Or even hot chocolate.

I guess it's really just the ritual of drinking
-something- in the morning.

Like I said, I'll trust your judgement. ♥
If you like it, then it must be good!

For now.
I only have so long to get into it before that'll change.

I was going to look into making a neural network for Touhou at one point,
but the places where putting that on
your resume would matter are all
-highly- competitive, and you'd need way more
than just that to get into them.

Still, it'd be fun.

I am in a different time zone.

Pretty much the same reason for me, and because it keeps me awake.
But there's usually no coffee there at morning, and I'm too lazy to brew any.
Kind of a habit to do the zombie-startup for a day.

Youre the worst at having fun

I am not here to entertain you.

fits with your satanism

heh well okay, what do you usually drink?

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WAITING FOR THE HAMMER TO FALL

I'm really bad at doing zombie startups.
I end up staying in bed until the zombie period is over.

Unless I absolutely have to do the zombie startup, like I might tomorrow.

W-water...
Juice...
I don't usually have alcohol,
so I'm also a lightweight...
T-take care of me. ♥

uuuuuu

efforts

...

Strive.

If I have somewhere to be I'll get up instantly, kind of like black magic because I have no idea how it all works.
But if I don't have anything, I just stay in bed indefinitely.

It would at least be good practice. Probably worth it. ^^

They do have some pretty good Lucifer/fallen angel-related songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=iP1K0znscaw

♥

Her foot is tiny.

This is a very dangerous game we're playing.

Imagine putting that on your resume when applying at, like McDonalds?

"Yeah, I made a neural network for a game once."
"What the fuck is a neural network?"

huuuuuu

You can overqualiify for fast food jobs

We passed the point, we knew what we were getting into, there's no turning back.
Anyhow time to play some csgo.

Ihave been listening to youtube.com/watch?v=hdO9cc7WOyE on repeat for the past 4 hours

oh heh then this is a bit strong.
but don't worry, I'll watch you.
I can take a lot.

ohh indeed, hmm it always takes me back to learning the bible stories.
they seemed nicer as a kid

I think it's a semi-loli pic.

Yeah, seems like it wouldn't be relevant to that at all. :3

-hugs tightly- :3

shift to youtube.com/watch?v=8MqpVEbPlNI

One of my first coworkers overqualified for McDonalds.
We had a laugh about it.

'kayyy
Have fun! Remember, double tap applies to all things.

O-okay...
Then... I'm trusting you.

On a scale of relevance to the job,
It doesn't even make the scale.

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I love you

ahaaa saying you made a neural network is like really vague though

pls go

bless.
I think if I applied for a fast food job, I'd probably most qualified as a manager

UP IN HEYA
UP IN HEYA

It's out of proportion even for a loli..

I refuse to go back into fast food.

Looks like sum1 been tekken chinese lessons

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and this is the cute kinda wine that makes your nose all red.

Kids get watered down versions.

It probably is good to try things you like and just see where you can go with them, though.

Your behavior is out of proportion for a cute little shota.

Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a shota?

W-wah,
I-I'll have to be careful...

Someone asked me why I'd write a program to do that instead of just watching someone else play it, once.
Maybe I will, I wonder if I still have the database my one friend gave me.

I just heard today that I am actually pretty wanted by the girls in my school
That terrifies me a lot.

...

Because manaka is shit.

It mostly just reads like mythology

dont you want a red nose?

I AM THE LIGHT
THAT LEADS TO DARKNESS
I AM THE NIGHT
BEHOLD PANDEMONIUM

You always seemed to kind of imply it. Also, Darwin is e-dating you.

Maybe you can use it for a college project at some point. ^^

Not you again!

manaka is based
without manaka you would not have me posting dank luge webms

Why?

you can't hide it

I think it's pretty much the same kind of thing, yeah.

not even dota webms

maybe if you were lucky surgeon simulator webms

Yes me !

Sounds like somebody is pretty jealous

That's not really fair.

Hide what?

P-promise you'll take care of me...?

Maybe.

Sounds like somebody is clutching at straws.
Im pretty much perfect.

man up and get some pussy

the shotaing

Seem pretty genuinely discontented for somebody who's pretty much perfect.

do you like reading mythology?

I promise!

Is that like the happening?

I do not know. I am just minding my own business and today I figure out like 5 girls secretly liked me.

kill me mate.

How did you find out?
Are they uggos?

n-no me.

Th-then it's probably alright.

Yeah but instead of chemicals its just little gay boys.

I like girls tyvm

Do you deny being a shota?

Sometimes~

There are a lot of different ways of interpreting it.

...

y-yes me

I think I have a good idea of what you like.

dicks

No worries I can carry you if it's that bad

true, I like the sumer style mythology, cause it was the first one

I have many connections.

no.!

Yes !!

but what about my question
uggos or nah

Good afternoon, threaders~

desu you big fucking gay baby

Say what you will. I know what I like.

Will you carry me if it isn't?

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...

Just act normally, let fate work its course

I know you like grills though

decent.

NO!

Get lost..

Tell them that.

dinnt do nuthin yet tho

I am acting normally! That's what attracted them to me!

Dont worry,
I precisely know.

hummm if you ask sure

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Goggles likes girls

Okay watch this

I'm wading at hip-levels of homo emanating from you

Well I meant normal from now on dummy

Like, um...
"Oh, it's getting drafty...
I don't think I can walk,
please carry me in. ♥"

Hopefully that works. Thankyou.

Do you enjoy surrounding yourself in homo often?

I'm wading at hip-levels of body hair emanating from you

grim getting homo from goggles hips?

Yeah, I always liked it and other ancient near eastern mythologies~

TIAMAT is the essence of everything.

Hey cutie~

I have no choice. It is like trying to stop the rain. You can't stop gay rain.

My body hair isn't even long

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Howdy^^

It probably won't

That sounds super gay

It's just everywhere. Which is just as bad :p

I saw grim kiss a boy once

But I'll keep them secret, if you want.

Aww yes I will carry you then ^ ^

Niice, although I also want to get into the mayan meso-american kinda stuff.
those sacrifices look interesting

¬¬

i don't trust you.

i understand. i am just messing with ya.

trufax

but why ?

Are they hot?

nice projection.

yes

I'll project on you bby

I need evidence

You're too kind. ♥

I'm not posting pics of the girl I'm seeing...

Ill fight you

How's your day going? Or did you just wake up? :3

I've kind of intended to look into Meso-American mythologies in more detail than I have as well, but the Indo-European mythologies and ones close to them seem to more naturally appeal to me.

lol

I'd regret posting her here I know it.

Got up a bit ago. I'm taking my buddy to lunch in a little bit cause he's been feeling down.

How's you?

haha yeah that one came out a little more lewd than I wanted it to :p

ah thank youu
now I gotta make my own nose red

Oh cool then, oh and I wanna know the doom scenarios, they're so cool to read and fantasize about

Most likely yeah
Why are we talking about this anyway?

I think I can do that.

I just realized that's Celestia and Sayaka.
Wow, I'm slow.

I don't know. I have her on my mind and you asked somebody if "they were hot."

My apologies.

Are they hot tho or what?

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huhwuh, how?

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Oh.
Right.
Nice.

s

Pretty good; I haven't slept yet, though. Seems my sleep habits might cycle back around today. :3

I think it's actually more cyclical rather than linear. No doom scenario; just rebirth. A lot of mythologies are like that. Even the Norse Ragnarok ends with the beginning of a new world.

Anyway, I'm gonna go get food; byebye.

Manananananaka. ♥

Enjoy your food, Ezio.

meh.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it did ;33333333333333

ohhww well that does make it red

ahh like that, its all cycles.

enjoy

go back to bed, rin

Do they fit your standards

Me too.

But I just woke up!
Like, four hours ago!

good night

very well
see you later

Good night, Mananka.
Dream sweet.

phew now it is even warmer round here

I-
Um...
er...
Th-that is to say, uh...
s-sorry.

I gotta go do groceries, bbl

no no it's alrighto, appreciated.

Bye bye~

BANTS

nope.

RIP their chances

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Nii-chan.

Well that was lame. Everyone hits me up for drugs that I don't even do anymore and shit then when I try and be a good friend and do lunch to get them out of their funk I get bailed on. I see how it is.

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You have a cute Imouto right there.

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Friends are bakas. Happens.

It kinda hurt my feelings. Probably the mones but still. Don't call me when you're 10 minutes out so I get ready and wait outside then text me 30 minutes after that bailing. Like, why'd you call in the first place?

fml. Can't say I didn't try I guess.

Atleast you tried. Pft as if some baka would stand up welms. smh. I am sure y'all could have done something that didnt cost owt if it was money issue related.
People are self centred

I'd totally go to lunch with Elma.
She seems like she'd be fun to just arbitrarily do that with.

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

I OFFERED THE LUNCH THOUGH

I dunno. Maybe something legit came up. Who knows. But its still shitty either way.

Im not HIDING them

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Whatever. I'm over it.

Protip: I'm not over it.

It's still too early to post it.

You're lucky.

Why does it matter if they're hot, with such a cute loving imouto?

is the canadian user new or kanra?

What's wrong?

Rightio.

youtube.com/watch?v=eBDi0iM2kcU

It's never too early.

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see (image)

I figured that out after I had pressed post.

*le sigh*

welp

Im just considering their feelings is all!

Welcome to life

I figured you probably would.

You asked for it though.

Okay.
I'll sevengive you.
It's like six-etc.

You'll be fine. You guys just need to be chewed up and spat out a little more.
Little much green on yas.

Logging and stalking people you want to be close to is going too far on the other hand, Grommles

that fucker there needs to git gud, bullets wouldve made sure they couldnt pull off some escape and come back to off him

most fun and good things hurt at some point, if they were easy and pain free they wouldnt be fun

i'm fine, I was just greentexting elma.

I'd rather be licked and swallowed though .///.

what

Gremlin Dva is amazing.

grim gets super triggered if you insinuate he is creepy or stalkery

I literally don't have time to be mad at people.
Ugh.

We'd probably just give the same one anyway.

I lost my memes with my hold harddrive. I'm going to have to start a new meme collection.

no last far cry i played was 2 i think? the one that had map makers and people made like sky courses you drive up with crappily handled vehicles lol

the fuckin best thing since butts to come from underwatch

hey about that other thing.....

Then he maybe should do something about his creepy smile.

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Grim and Kermit would make a hella team.

Youre judging me stop it

That image is way more funny than it should be.

Probably, because doing the same thing all over again.. yaddayaddayadda.

2 was probably the worst of them with all that malaria malarkey going on.

Am I the only one who hoards all my computer files for years and makes sure there is always a full backup?

those poor innocent memes :<

smoke weed

Do you want me to be your fork?

Yadda, yadda, etc., etc.

How was your game?

new

i really dont remember much than messing around in stupid maps, i wouldnt be surprised if it was seen as the worst lol

well i will but you get the d

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