I TOLD YOU HE WAS A HACK

I TOLD YOU HE WAS A HACK


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Man, Nintendo has really been amping it up with the bad press, huh?

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also before anyone says


no I don't, I want to see the series evolve beyond Melee rather just a sub par version of Melee.

Hah

What are you, some sort of queer?


Shit thread, faggot OP confirmed. Samurai is a fucking joke, but holy shit, you suck a massive cock too.

you have no idea how smug I feel right now.

Who?

That confirms it, staying away from Nintendo products. Unless it's genuinely good, but that would probably be about once in a blue moon with how they are trending

Welp, another dev bites the dust.

I bet you also defend Star-Fox Zero

So which one is the apex, friend?

How about you faggot start localizing games without butchering them, then we'll talk. Never guess Sakurai is a race traitor, is he gonna be the next Keiji Inafune?

great job op you are decades late

they really are the EA of gookland

The problem here is that he thinks everyone should make shitty games like he does and stop cattering to people who truly enjoy video games in their wide variety of niches.

Brawl was the smash brothers version of Might No. 9

He just pulled an Inafune. there's a HUGE difference between that and wanting to make games everyone can play.

Are you one of those faggots that think the game needs wavedashing to be worth anything as well? Such a waste of trips, kill yourself

Nah man, you're entirely correct. But Nintendo has been shit for years since the Wii's release.
All I ever hear from Nintentoddlers is how much they get fucked over or how much they want a new Metroid game.

Nevermind every new console from Nintendo is something outdated compared to it's competitors. Why the fuck would anyone want to buy a Nintendo product in this current year?

Come on, faggot. You need to git gud. If you can't get used to them after you customize the controls yourself, maybe you should look into a different hobby.

As for Melee

link me to the Sakurai crowdfund then.

He said they are too niche, not too difficult you fucking retard.

Because Nintendrones are the biggest cucks.

No. I'm saying that he should change the formula up a bit. Right now there are THREE ways of jumping. Use the X button as a Utility move rather than B or Down B.

As for Melee

yeah so? its the same shit. Japs make hard games because they like to play them.

Games like Pop'n Music and bullet hell shmups are going to stay niche outside of japan because of the difficulty, same thing happens with other games like La_Mulana. the western audience thinks Dark Souls is the HARDEST GAME EBER for fucks sake.

Jesus Christ someone nuke Japan again

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Sakurai presented it no less

I did not say that but nice try.

NO ONE
WILL HELP US
THIS CITY
IS DEAD

The similarity with Inafune is that he hates japanese dev because it doesn't cater to wider audience. Inafune was responsible for the "westernization" of Capcom games with DmC and Lost Planet.

What are you implying then?


THERE ARE NO HEROES
LEFT IN MAN

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I knew about DMFuckYou but Lost Planet? What influence did he have on 3?

Is he gonna break off from Nintendo and make Pink Bubblegum Blob No 12 for shekels?

He's gonna make American Kirby canon.

I dont see Sakurai making games like DMC lost planet and Mighty No 9… or begging for cash.

I'm implying that hard games are niche outside of japan you dumb retard, learn to read

To sega fans, this is the status quo. Nintendo has always been clueless compared to them, even back to the Genesis and Saturn.

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Its all coming to a burning hell driven fall.
DONT CARE ANYMORE
I have always hated smash and the faggots who play it anyways.

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please use archive.is/2007/02/10/lost-planet-producer-western-developers-are-leading-the-indust/

Read it and weep

use archive.is faget

I hope Sonic Mania sells a billion copies and Makes Sega Great Again.

Monster Hunter.

fucking filter

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Fuck off nip puppet.

Its going to make it all the better when it bombs because Sonic was never that great to begin with

wait a sec, I remember you. You were in one of the Nintendo NX threads saying the only reason to buy Nintendo Handhelds is because of Monster Hunter

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damn nigga

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Yeah, only one person on this board likes MH. That general that has been going forever now is just me samefagging.

sonic is a bit low tier for me, I hope it is a great game, and it's already got a great start compared to…anything Nintendo from the past year, but I'm more excited for their other IPs, and hopefully, maybe a return to something truly wonderful.

is it?


damn nigga, you oblivious as hell.

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Sonic was never able to save the sinking ship that was SEGA though, so it obviously didn't sell enough

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no lewd

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He's right though

So given the context of sakurai speech, he want the japanese dev to dumb down the gameplay in order to compete with western dev?

no he's not, 10 of those 10 games are usually utter shit.

Nah I meant pokemon getting in the top ten despite that cheekiness

Well Pokemon is a global phenomenon, it's only expected that it would sell.

niche my ass.
most of their games are targeted towards normalfags and their kids.
the only niche games I Can think of for nintendo is fucking fire emblem and that is already breaking out into the sjw shitter crowd

Someone need to tell Sakurai that quantity =/= quality

Well with the Japanese belching up gems such as Mighty Number 5.8, Federation Force, SMT x FE, and Mario Maker's only catering to Japanese players with the 3ds version, and the sheer amount of untranslated content, I think Sakurai was trying to tell devs to wake up.

Treehouse have infected Nintendo. Soon the cuck bug will spread across the entirety of Japan.

All hope is lost.

the bastard has the mindset that niche games are doomed to failure


Thing is that all of those games DO appeal to that wider audience, even SMTxFE which they claim was changed into what it is now due to wanting people who haven't played either series to play the new one.

Bullshit, we still have Falcom

and the entire doujin scene.

and SNK how did King Of Fighters XIV do anyway

sales wise? Dunno, but it's one of the best fighting games in a long time.

is it? I should pick it up then. Shame I'm low on cash and need to save.

Either way he's saying to cater to a wider audience, there's no indication of make a good game, just make a game that sells.

It's more like "step up and sell more"

problem is that Sakurai is speaking from a position of advantage, where Nintendo games and products have long held a market advantage that few companies can boast. So while Sakurai can make a game that will sell well while not compromising on his vision, he is essentially asking the more fiscal minded companies to pressure their developers more to follow the market research formula.

Sold better than KoF XIII in japan despite being on only one system and without an arcade release to pump up hype. NA sales are rumored to be around the 45,000 mark, no word on Asia and EU sales. We'll probably get official sale numbers and future plans early in the morning when they do their EVO Japan panel at TGS.

Gamewise? It's fucking fantastic outside some minor balance issues. The netcode is better than SFV's after the latest patch

They still don't get it do they? Their games need good gameplay first and foremost. Niche is one of the good things about them. Gameplay is the problem.

Butthurt tourneyfag detected.
And you can stay that way for all I care.

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What I loved most about Melee was its adventure mode. Why was it so much fucking better than everything Brawl and Kerfuffle put out and why didn't they just repeat that?

In fact, why did Sm4sh's single player suck so hard?

Because they were too focused on advertising gimmicks like 8 player smash and porting the game to the 3DS rather than focusing on making a great game.

MAKE IT STOP

At least sm4sh has combos that make sense

refer to

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I just want to like Nintendo products without being called a shill or a retard again. Yes Nintendo has a fucking hateboner for fangames now, yes some Nintendo games haven't been good, yes Nintendo still treats us like kids but I keep beliving in a better future. I've got no better option right now anyway

No, shit games don't appeal to wider audiences.

I see, I see.

That's true, but Melee had more clones if I recall, if not a greater ratio.
Brawl IS shit if you ask me.
what's this even mean

Moshi, you seem to have missed your shower appointment.

If your Japanese game was so quality then why didn't it sell more copies?

Smash remains the most infuriating series to discuss on Holla Forums.
Every single thread, without fail

Bethesda pls go


Melee had more clones, but they weren't advertised as full fledged newcomers other than Ganondorf.


Are you trying to bait me friend?


oddly yes, although this Holla Forums has gotten better with it. Considering they've been seeing through Nintendo's bullshit.

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90% of their budget goes into the game instead of the advertising campaigns like western games

Why not make a game that's so good that it doesn't need to be advertised as much as an AAA Western game?

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wow

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That happens all the time, and they rarely sell.

heh
Just as expected.

I never said that? Where did I say that?


Clearly they weren't good enough, proving Sakurai right.

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Are you going to make an argument, (27)-kun?

are you?

Shitran Kagura has an anime.

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I already did, though. I asserted that since the games didn't sell well enough they weren't good enough to beat out AAA games and their marketing.

but AAA games are objectively shit and only sell due to their marketing. They have no gameplay, the games sales are based on youtubers and marketing, not the game itself. So the quality of AAA games are irrelevant.

Kill yourself if you can't deal with someone making a joke brat.

Just go away.

You sure seem triggered.

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When I woke up this morning all my posts had been deleted for shitposting by MARK THE KIKE.

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Proof?

And my argument is that if the Japanese games were good enough they would bypass this irrelevancy and beat out AAA games even with their marketing. Clearly they aren't.

How fucking new are you? Did you just blow in from cuckchan?

Fuck off

Is this you?

Except volunteers do not have global sitewide powers. It isn't the same thing, newfag.

no shit, you were porn dumping like crazy.


I ain't gonna spoon feed you faget, sales don't equal quality. Saying a niche title from Falcom can compete with a multi million dollar budget from EA is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. also hi.

No.

That wasn't my argument. Try reading again.

I know what you're saying, and it's fucking WRONG. There's no way in hell a game with a sub 50k budget can compete with a multi million dollar one. It's why Zelda is more popular than Ys, despite Ys being the better of the two.

There is: by actually being good.

Opinion.

Anyway I should probably leave the thread before I become the next >(84)

laters

it's a fact you double nigger.

>it's okay, the true fans will forgive them
I never understood how people feel this compulsive need to be a corporate dicksucker.

Zelda is still shit until people can see if Breath of the Wind isn't complete garbage.

Prove it.

That's just a opinion, user, you know overgerneralizations will bring you to your demse one day

Where is the evidence?

Regardless of country of origin, this never happens. Indie/lower budget titles can move comparable numbers of copies in part due to lower pricing, but none in the last decade have generated that level of actual revenue save one: Minecraft.

Then why are there no characters in smash from Western IP's? Surely there must be a lot of iconic Western games that have been on a Nintendo console. I'll start you off with Sam Fisher, Rayman, Agent 47, Adam Jensen, Cortez, Banjo and Kazooie (M$ will let them be used anyway), Doomguy, Quake Ranger, Duke Nukem, BJ Blascowicz, Tony Hawk, some random Assassin and some interchangeable CoD dude that works like Bowser Jr. in order to appease the dudebros.

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Sorry, no

What's wrong? They all appeared on a Nintendo console at some point.

sauce

Fucking Cloud got into Smash. I'd believe it at this point.

the jews are the nips greatest ally!

And he's absolutely right, especially with nintendo games.

Zelda's been shit ever since after the N64. Your opinion is shit.

I wasn't, I made a few dumb posts in some threads.

qft tbh fam

BUT ALL OF YOUR HEROES ARE GONE
AND THE BLOOD THAT THEY SPILLED
IS ON MY HANDS.
A DARKNESS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN.

NOT A THING CAN BE DONE WITH SO FEW MEN
THAT A HERO COULDN'T DO!

Sakurai is the person who adds as much content as posible with the given time publishers give him.

I disagree with him but you have to respect his passion for videogames. It's real, unlike most devs nowadays

HOPE RIDES ALONE

yeah, useless content. Harada is better

But obviously yes, There are games Japan likes more than other countries.
Most of what comes out of their country lacks global market appeal.
Many don't get imported and many that do are censored localized horribly.

Beyond the subject matter that many believers in cultivation theory take issue with are a myriad of other problems.

They should be cranking out Cave Stories left and right, but instead they don't have much of an indie scene unless you count VNs.

Some studios make casual pleasing cinematic experience shit, but their approach to storytelling is very Japanese which is to say bad outside of Japan.

One fact of the matter is that quite a few people outside of Japan take issue with the anime aesthetic and for them far too many Japanese games use it.
If Mario was more anime and less cartoony, even just Chibi or something there would be drop in sales.

Well, I mean, he's not wrong.

i knew it was coming

Sometimes i think my parents weren't just retarded but had good intentions, they did it on purpose. for instance during highschool i asked for a bycicle preferrably with an electrical engine since i both liked bikes and it would pay for itself on bus tickets. Instead they spent thousands on a piano and then didn't have money for both the bus tickets that i had to start working for and a bike, then they wanted me to learn the piano except i already knew the piano because they forced me a decade ago and the whole thing became an excuse for me to spend days learning classics so i can play it for them for free under the argument of "we spent thousands on this thing we bought for you completely at random and didn't even ask if you wanted it!"

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People still had faith to lose in Nintendo? This is more newsworthy than whatever OP posted.

Good point

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Wait how can he be a hack if he made good Kirby games and the Smash series

OP what have you done for the game industry?

Clueless Steamfag detected.

Is she eating pizzas made of cosmos?

Even with shit controls, KI:U is better than 95% of the trash out there. You can eventually twist your hands into a crippling deformity which will make the controls serviceable, and afterwards, the game is fantastic.

Star Fox is a bad game accessed through bad controls, and most trash out there are just bad games with fair to alright controls.

It's like MonHun for the PSP. You have to train your appendages to contort to un-natural function - but once you do, it acts as a scrub filter.

Fucking faggot detected
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just because you haven't heard of japanese indie scene, doesn't mean its not there. In fact, japanese indie scene produce much more better games then their western counter part.

dude, why you wanna deal with those localizing kikes and faux-japs?

I haven't heard any bad things about them, giving indie jap dev a chance to sell their game world wide isn't so bad.

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Can someone please explain this?
You mean he was the one picked for a ceremony and delivered the Trophy? Did he actually pick Life is Strange?

I know this is bait but you have fucking autism and don't know what your talking about.

Shit, nvm. I think I got confused with Carpe Fulgur or eigoManga or yet another cancerous localizer parasite; they all seem to blur together after a while.

look, user
look for yourself.
twitter.com/dontnod_oskar

Keyword here is presented, he is not the one that choose the who get the award

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Fucking horrifying

I'm not gonna agree with that other user and say that sega is a sinking ship; but the Pachinko sector is a doomed market.

There is a big reason why SNK pulled out of it and is going back to making games; the younger generation don't care for pachinko so the market relies on the dying/aging population. Also japan is on the verge of finally legalizing gambling; once that happens the Pachinko industry dies.

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lol no

No one buys 3DS games anymore now that Piracy is a thing

The only reason why Pachinko even remotely popular is because gambling is illegal. As soon as they legalize it, all other forms of gambling will replace pachinko. There is a reason why the only places where pachinko is popular are places where gambling is legal.

When a market relies on a population that's dying off and is hanging on by the hopes that the government doesn't legalize it's competitors that would easily crush it; yeah, it's fucking doomed.

Protip; The next four years might be it's last because fuckloads of government officials fighting tooth and nail to gambling legalized before the Olympics so they can rake in easy gaijin money.

Is he the official nintendo defense force? This is the second thread I have seen a pic of him, with different tweets defending nintendo.

Reminder that Rivals of Aether is a better Smash game than Smash 4.

smash cucks was never good

Pachinko IS gambling dumbass

not legally

Kid Icarus' controls literally ruin what would otherwise be a good game, same for Star Fox Zero. Nintendo needs to not be retards with that, or at the very least, allow players to customize that shit. It objectively ruined the game for anybody who didn't have a third hand.

I think the legalization of gambling won't be the fatal blow pachinko manufacturers that many people expect. The manufacturers will probably just retool their machines into video poker machines, blackjack, slots, and other shit. And as for pachinko itself, all that's needed to turn it into "real" gambling is to let players directly exchange the balls for cash instead of "prizes" that you "sell back". Existing pachinko parlors will just shift to more generalized video gambling that pachinko will be absorbed into.

Are you fucking retarded? pachinko is gambling, its the equivalent of slot machine. You can win real money with pachinko

a niqqa glad he ded tbh

rip

motorcycles ain't fo eybody muh nycka

He's a failure but he's still right

Trying to innovate games by designing some of the worst control scheme's in history however is fucking retarded

Not as far as the law is concerned, it's not. He means legalization of direct gambling rather than the work-around that pachinko uses.

Sakurai is the absolute worst developer I can think of. I have more respect for EA and Ubisoft combined than Sakurai. To Hell with him.

I hope you're reading this you son of a bitch. I didn't kill myself in 2013 because I was waiting for Smash 4 and you ruined it. Fuck you, I hope I get to outlive you.

Calm down, nigga, I was agreeing with you. How do you get that real money? You exchange pachinko balls for "prizes" that you "sell back" to the "pawn shop" next to the parlor. It's the loophole they use so they can legally claim pachinko isn't gambling (even though it really is). So the legalization of gambling just means they won't need to use the loophole anymore and can just give you cash for balls immediately.

On a side note, I'm going to miss these kinds of crazy commercials as pachinko inevitably loses its position as the main form of Japanese gambling.

No good game has ever come from any slant country, they are embarrassingly inept at game design and have been coasting on braindead weebs and lying about being the creators of vidya.

Doesn't that mean legalization actually beneficial to pachinko parlor

So delusional.

take your pick

Pretty sad.

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Yeah, legalization is good for pachinko parlors because pachinko parlors will just turn into video casinos and won't have to use loopholes anymore. Legalization could be considered bad for pachinko games because the game will lose its artificial monopoly on Japanese gambling as other gambling games become legal. But probably no one really cares if that happens; the makers will build different machines to meet greater overall demand, the gamblers will like having a wider variety of games, and the parlor owners will appreciate having one less legal hoop to jump through.


She's actually a kind of frankenstein monster made from an extracted teratoma tumor / parasitic twin that was growing in a woman for eighteen years. She's the comic relief sidekick of the manga surgeon Black Jack.

Fug nevermind, I missed the obvious joke.

Where have I heard that before?

All this talk about pachink brings me the question. why the fuck is gambling illegal on so many places?

what game is this?

moralfags

I can give you more bad people like Nintendrones.
These along with Nintendrones are awful.

Except that's exactly what they did with Kid Icarus. SFZ is inexcusable though.

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Kid Icarus: Uprising

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_video_games_to_develop

While one might interpret his remarks as such if he actually means appealing to an international audience and isn't using that as cover to call for casualization then it's a good thing. Japs have pretty bad taste in vidya even if they're good at making it and when they actively try to make something appealing to the west it is when we get their best stuff and originality like Metroid and Demon Souls (or on a recent note Splatoon). If they were to hypothetically double down on making stereotypical Japanese stuff all we would get is bland trash with over the top visuals with no immersion or actually interesting mechanics.

All the top 10 best selling games have no interesting mechanics as well so your point is moot

Seth Rogen to Adam Sandler
Sakurai to Miyamoto


Fan made projects are better than anything he created wtf

He probably means Vita-tier games. "World-wide hits"? Still a fucking retard though

Masahiro Sakurai; the new Keiji Inafune?
Doesn't surprise me after Smash 4.


No, that's SquareEnix, I don't think Nintendo has forced a company it bought into becoming shit like SE with Eidos.


Who doesn't want to bare the Sonic PR guys children?

You're aware Nintendo is a toy company that has been targeting casuals at least since Pokemon?

Nah, fuck off

Why do you guys never talk about Smash 64? Best one in the series, fight me fagets

Yeah no, I can't trust them after they put in the most cringeworthy lesbian propaganda in that piece of shit. They literally discuss men crying over the lesbian "charming" the girls read: raping like the world's most cliche Tumblr story about "fighting the patriarchy."

I might pirate Ys but it's gonna take a while for me to trust them again.

Fuck off you Tumblrinas in training


I hate your parents too, for what that's worth.

If you're gonna bitch about how many posts I make, be thankful this isn't all a big Torfag-like wall of text

Care to explain this? They are the only group with no corporate alliance and the first ones to call out bullshit.
Sure there are plenty of retards on the system just like the rest but unlike the rest but they also have the best communities.

Federation Farce is burger-made.

There's games with "worldwide" appeal like Super Mario Bros. and then there's Underage Panty Quest XII: Hurt Feelings Edition, guess which one he's probably referring to when he says "Japanese games are niche"

Samurai reneged on most of the casualization that made Brawl a bit of a chore anyhow, I think Sm4sh's physics would be perfect if it had Melee's translation of momentum to aerial movement. Uprising's controls are awkward but servicable and if Citra ever actually gets anywhere then I'd love to play it with a trackball.

Somebody's never seen the pissing contests between graphics-card companies, I see.

As I said there are retards but can you name one company all PC users agree is good?

Valvecucks are a thing that exist.

Not off the top of my head, I'd have answered Valve about a decade ago since Steam was becoming at least a bit useable then but things've sure changed since then.

What is it about Nintendont created hacks like Sakurai and Miyamoto that are so full of themselves despite not being relevant for at least a decade?

I'm beginning to think Nintendo died with Iwata-san. It's depressing.

Why is his back so red?

His anus

Is this supposed to be surprising?

PC used to be master race.

Until they developed a taste for MMO and MOBA.

PC gamers worship Gabe the Jew and they love it when Blizzard spanks them.

Just call him Fat Bastard

It's cute how naive you are