Three million oddly incompetent and aimless aliens strand on your planet with no way home

Keep three million of them in my basement and make them grind for mmo gold and gear to sell and become rich

What's your favorite sci-fi film user? I like Soylent Green.

We all know what kind of alien race is surpressing them

It had three cardinal sins which ruined the movie.

It could have had those above and still keep its alien favellas (sans niggers).

Take over ship and salvage whatever works from it.
Disect aliums and test their dna.

Why the fuck would you let such a great opportunity be wasted and just grow another ghetto ?
Take everything you can.

Allow the aliens a chance to fight alongside us against our slavers. Once the job is finished, we fix their ship the best we can so they leave Earth. Finally we build a wall around our great planet so no illegal ayylmaos get in ever again.

The prawns were quite obviously just workers, like worker-ants.
What if their rulers show up and don't like that we slaughtered them?

Even then fuckers are so docile you can make up lack of vivisections with autopsies and voluntary tests/screens without killing them.

the sequel will be about the master fucking up earth using t dindu aliens as an excuse

calling it

What if the prawns fuck off and we are left with nothing ?
And then they alert their masters who come and buttfuck our entire planet ?
Why let any of them live ?

The aliens don't have a preference for any genre, they're mostly interested in the quality of the game. The most popular seem to be
1) Deus Ex
2) E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
3) Paper Mario: TTYD
4) League of Legends

Silent Running.
Soylent Green is great.

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Determine the best way to cook them. They sound like easy prey.

Put them in sweden.

Slaughter every single last one of them.
Doesn’t matter. Tear it apart and reverse engineer it.
Slaughter them and take their tech so we can defend ourselves when the rulers come looking for them.

Daily reminder that the xenos are already here.

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It portrayed the responsible people as ones with embarrassing lack of foresight. But its redeeming feature is that it did not portrayed niggers as gud boys that dindu nufin.

Fuck off gook.

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You don't even know what it is. You would have posted that regardless of what film was listed.

Your move, cuck.

Take their children and raise a generation of Nationalists out of them and turn them into an army to use their alien tech against everyone else. Unite mankind then pool all resources of the world into remaking their technology without the DNA locking, then exterminate the rest of their alien kind.

learn how to fuck the xeno and make porn

>Aliens on earth for thirty fucking years
>THIRTY
>FUCKING
>YEARS
I know we already live in the shittiest, most boring possible sci-fi future, but I wouldn't wish the district 9 universe on my worst enemy

Also is that faggot even capable of making a movie that doesn't rely on every human in it being fucking retarded

There is literately nothing wrong with xenos. They're more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Dude, it's advanced alien technology not Ramen Noodles. They're a bit more complex to figure out. I mean they space race took 12 years to finish and that was making use of technology we more-or-less already had. I mean, we don't even understand our own bodies and you expect us to figure out advanced technology that requires the dna of extraterrestrials to use, that does things that require an understanding of science we a likely generations from figuring out on our own that are made of materials likely not even on earth?

Are you fucking retarded?

I just hope it's not as bad as Alien 3. Who the fuck am I kidding?

The DNA thing is completely inconsequential given that they have a large, renewable resource of alien DNA
And figuring out technology is a bit different when you literally have it sitting in front of your face and just have to study how it works
After THIRTY FUCKING YEARS they'd at the very least be able to bypass the DNA locks and have pushed forward human technology by the same leaps that we've had from the 50's to now, if not completely replicate everything the aliens had

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dat shit wasn't sci-fi muh nycka

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Not bad user, you get on star on your quiz

you didnt happen to go to a private school, did you?

They need the DNA living and part of the person using the device. That is very consequential.

I can take apart and reassemble a DVD player. Doesn't mean I understand the science behind it because so.

They say in the film that every country is trying to get the weapons working and haven't succeeded yet. Maybe it's a little more complex than 'I think it should be this way because I want there to be nothing to drive the conflict in the movie like the giant fag I am.'

You're saying we fully understand our entire bodies? Our brains too? Entirely? Every biological function we have is 100% understood? And, even thought that's bollocks, that somehow makes us qualified to understand alien biology.

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What makes you think their DNA has the same molecular structure as ours? They're from another planet in another solar system, planets vary greatly in composition and this could have a GREAT effect on the composition of their biology. On earth, for example, everything has almost identical DNA (or it's all made of the same stuff). Like if they don't have chromosones (which they likely don't) we would have to spend ages just taking these space nigs apart at the cellular level, looking for something that even resembles a nucleus, digging around for something that looks like it might hold genetic code.

Do you even have a functional understand of biology you fucking troglodyte?

So first we would have to figure out how to decode a genome which we don't even know the form of, then we'd have to leap about 100 years in the future of human technology and reverse engineer something that computer/bio-mechanical engineers have wet dreams of. You are fucking retarded.

District 9 was a godawful movie. It didn't make any sense. Aliens land and we're just gonna stick them in a ghetto? WTF?

Just because the movie says something happened doesn't make it make sense
There was no need to set the movie that far ahead in the first place other than to make the aliens fit in more to drive the "muh racism" plot
Have you seen Chappie? Go watch that movie and then come back and try to tell me that Heill Blomkampf knows even one thing more than "jack fucking shit" about technology

It's 30 years, faggot. They should be able to crack that shit.

What
All they'd have to do is use the alien DNA they already have in vast quantities to use the weapons
Even just studying their blood, looking at the weapons, and learning their language so they can read the shit on their ship would be enough to advance human science by decades

IIRC they figured out how to use alien weapons in a laboratory setting.

He said bypass, bro. Like with any other DRM. You don't have to replicate their DNA if you can just make the thing stop checking for it.

The dna has to be incorporated into the person using it. That's why it was important to harvest the mixed dna of Wikus while it was a more-or-less perfect blend in his system.

Just because you refuse to understand the complexity of reverse engineering space bug technology doesn't make it nonsensical.

Yes, there was no need to do the thing that was required to tell the story that he wanted to tell.

Why? What would that change? I never said he knew anything about technology.

It's a fucking sci-fi film about refugee space bugs using dna lighting guns on their prawn mechas.

Why the fuck does it need to follow anything to do with real world technology?

You are fucking retarded. Spaz out all you want about how you're right and you won, but I'm fucking done with this excursion to the shortbus.

Only using living prawns to fire them.

I think you know.

This was my favorite Sci fi movie of all time… when it was part one of a trilogy that would explain things as it went on.

Now I consider it absolute, lowest tier garbage. Just watch alien nation instead.

Seriously, this movie is worthless and a waste of time ever and resources.

If you can't learn anything from dissasembling it, then you're a failure a s human being.
I personally know people who fix electronic devices for living, and they didn't go to college to learn it. They learned all by experimenting and dissaembling stuff.

Having a working example of some technology is a MASSIVE boon, because it enables you to understand the science behind it trough observation.

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This is pretty much the only answer. We only went to space at all in hopes of finding aliens to fuck. Prawns might not be the prettiest, but beggers can't be choosers. Humanity has a deep need to fuck aliens, and it will always be our primary goal as a species.

The movie showed that the prawns have enough understanding of their shit to modify it, I would get one of them to give me one of those mechs locked to my DNA.
How is this video games?

What the fuck are we, cuckchan Holla Forums now? Where are the fucking video games?

If you look at the OP, you'll see this is obviously a shitpost thread made by the jews outside forces
However instead of being some flamebait religious bullshit, this is something that provided semi-interesting discussion, at least up until now

How the fuck is this thread still up?

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