Is no one else enjoying the zombie bullshit simulator Dead Rising port?

Is no one else enjoying the zombie bullshit simulator Dead Rising port?

I guess I got fucked on the Isabella bossfight. I got to it with barely any time left on the clock and after I beat her I still lost and the rest of the cases expired. Oh well. Thanks for the shotgun my nigga Kindell.

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Still torrenting. Feels bad man.

DR1 is pretty trial and error compared to the other games in the series.

Is it an enhanced port or is it a straight up remake?

Can you finally aim and shoot at the same time now?

its not a good game

It seems to just be an updated port, the only thing different is that you have 5 save slots instead of one

You move faster when you level up among other things, and go to the bookstore to get magazines to get weapons to last longer along with other bonuses.

As for not liking the voice acting and the large amounts of zombies it sounds like you have shit taste, weeb

theres literally no appeal to this game other than the story

Pretty bad when that's preferable to a company doing much more than that now.

Its not like DR1 is a bad game anyways. It's better than them making it like DR3 or 4 anyways.


If too much zombies on screen and breakable weapons is a deal breaker, I recommend you emulate the Wii Port. Its basically RE4 re-skinned.

I'd rather wait for 4th one.
Exosuit looks rad as fuck.

The choices they made with DR4 really confuse me. I was hoping it'd be like DR2 again instead of a potentially more streamlined 3.

Yeah I know it's just that it didn't happen to me way back when playing it at a friend's house. Not really upset, just means I'll have an easy time playing through after I get the shit ending.

The story is the least appealing thing about DR1, or any DR game. I'm not sure if it was intentionally made to be as cheesy and parodic as possible.

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I had to jump through many hoops to get this bitch to work. First of all it gave me an issue with direct X not wanting to initialize making it so that the game wouldn't even start. That was solved by downloading an update from microshafts site.
Then I ran into the issue of no audio. I tried everything to get it to work, but while looking at some trouble shooting threads on steam I found what is probably the most odd thing I had to do to fix a game. Turns out that in order to fix an audio bug you have to install Internet Explorer 11 and to my surprise it actually worked.
After all the bullshit getting the game to work it's tons of fun.

I didn't play any previous ones because fuck time limits.
4 doesn't have time limit and has exosuits, sounds pretty perfect for an open world zombie musou game.

I can't even tell the difference at that level.
Seriously though, what was even the point of the Wii port.
Still technically impressive though considering the limitations.

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The first game did take itself seriously though.


On the plus side getting a bad end in DR1 is nowhere near as bad as in the sequels where it outright shits on you, its just lame and anticlimactic.

Did we play the same game? Dead Rising's story and lore is what I would expect a Japanese company to make if they wanted to create a caricature of late 1990s early 2000s culture in the US.

Are you ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED?

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Tell me one benefit of time limit in open world game. You can't. It's annoying, it's cheap and easy way to ramp up difficulty and hide the lack of details because you're forced to rush your shit and don't have time to explore.
Just fuck it.

In terms of gameplay no but in terms of story shit was pretty bleak, especially the intro cutscene.

It was just a bit campy or schlocky but it was probably unintentional. 2 on the other hand was a bit more light hearted and then 3 wanted the Walking Dead audience.

How the fuck is "large amount of zombies" a negative?

You are the cancer.

It would be if 3 didn't happen

Sounds ominous. Can you tell me more?

How the fuck do I send this alien over the wall?

Since it has new game plus, there's no reason to sweat the timer. DR was designed around having a time limit and not to be a open world cinematic experience. Again, DR4 was made for you so enjoy it.

No, I can tell you for a fact that DR1 was made to make fun of Americans subtly. It worked great it seems.

Have you tried climbing up and beating him up face to face?

It forces you to make on the fly choices, like saving survivors to level up, choosing to fight bosses, or focus on the story, its all up to you.


Its completely desatured and cant decide on a tone at all. Plus the comfy mall music is replaced with an industrial track


What they did to Chuck in 3 was fucking horrible.


I got stuck on that shit. Theres a sports store on the second floor, grab a hockey stick, hide behind a wall, and exploit attacking him from a range.

How so, especially with Inafune as a producer being a giant Westaboo? If anything it was more of a love letter to Romero movies.

So you think a game is bad because of the design philosophy it was going for?

Kill yourself fam.

Tried but I can't take him down fast enough with a sledgehammer.

If I did that the nig would probably get killed before I kill him. Still worth a try though.

Shoulda used a katana

This is too much. Could you find another thread to troll?


Mix some Quick Step. OJ + Creamer. Run up and chainsaw his ass to death. Ideally wait for him to shoot at Brad to give yourself a window to run up to him.


The game's story to me seems to be pulling at lot from Dawn of the Dead (original) but it's made all of the anticapitalist themes a lot more apparent (muh santa cabeza, muh cows) but other than the in your face satire on the US (the hunting family, cletus, and the dyke cop come to my mind, probably more) the story was a bit grim. Eradication of some spic village, military gonna purify the town. Having to kill a 'nam vet who was having a flashback wasn't exactly the goofy wacky shit that 2 and 3 had.

Have you killed Adam and gotten the mini-chainsaw? Those are powerful as fuck and unbreakable when you find certain magazines.

What did they do to Chuck?

I spotted the antique store after failing one run since I was looking for some ranged weapon. I might give that a try after the chainsaw.

I haven't bothered too much with mixing since I never needed the regen up until this spic.

Yeah I've killed him. Didn't know there was a magazine that helped out with that shit.

so xbox emulation never ever?

He went from motorcross dad of all time to ruthless mob boss trying to get his daughteru Zombrex and hiding her from the government.

They aren't actually unbreakable but they feel like they are. Get the Criminals, Engineering and Entertainment mags.

The katana is on an awning near where you meet Kent, next to the infinite OJ fridge. Just hop over the ledge. I'm surprised you didn't know about it, that's what carried a lot of people through the game and most people who had the game back when it released found out about it when looking stuff up online.

Also definitely mix drinks, there's no reason not to. There's a blender next to the fridge I mentioned above, mix two OJ and you get Nectar which heals 6 bars and summons a zombie bee. Mix an OJ with a pie (there's three pies on the shelf in the same area) and you get Untouchable which makes it so you can't be grabbed. I usually swing by there and mix drinks every time I leave the security room.

Having to learn where to find the weapons that you need to get through the large amount of zombies is part of the fun. As is navigating the "bad" survivor AI.

Im enjoying it just as much as I did back when it was originally released. Wish it had a sequel.

You have to admit that until you get used to it dealing with survivors is a pain in the ass. I just accidentally killed my nigga Kindell with a minisaw trying to get a horde off of him when I was feet away from the safehouse.

That's because I never played until now.

I am morbidly curious on what mixing an OJ with pie is like in real life

Yes, a glorious pain in the ass. Running across the whole map, saving 8 of those fuckers at the same time and with less than a minute left on the clock to the next scoop is one of my most memorable video game moments.
I could feel the madness of it tugging at me this latest playthrough as well, at the scoop when you save a group of five from the cultists and they are of the kind that thinks its a good idea to stop and fight instead of running as most other survivors do… whats even the point if a game never makes you scream at it in anger.

Yeah I was feeling tight on time when I had to deal with ol' Steveyboy at the grocery store and get medicine. I missed out on the Lovers survivors.


If it's a cream pie and you use fresh squeezed it might taste like a creamsicle.


Good on you then. Shove Carlito's 50cal up his ass yet?

Is the dickery with launching the game fixed by chance?

Dunno because the Codex release I torrented started just fine. Is it a hardware issue? I have an i5 and a 970.

Already played 2 and 3 , the gimmick is already old

Wy bother with the older game when its the same shit?

dead rising is objectively a dogshit game fueled only by nostalgia
the only reason anyone thought it was enjoyable was because there was nothing else to compare it too, now that we have 600 billion zombie games DR falls a t the bottom of that barrel
It's an entire game based around awful stiff clunky combat being your only tool to fend off zombies from time based escort missions with some of the worst AI in video games, all the game needs to be is underwater and it hits every sin of game design.

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A mix of different things a kernal missing from Windows 7, Direct X missing for some odd reason and AMD drivers not doing jackshit. AMD users lose sound completely. For me I couldn't even get the fucking thing to boot up and it immediately crashes

You're right we should all be playing Dead Island instead.

I had a feeling this was the truth. I guess I better play it to know for sure but I always felt like it was a lie that so many Holla Forumsirgins liked a stupid zombie sandbox console game about crafting items.

Nope. Instead Brad's getting killed while I'm getting .50 cals up my ass so hard I get knocked out down onto the lower floor.
My current plan is to prepare two quicksteps and whatever nectars and rush to the battle axes and then beat his shit.

The only crafting in DR1 is mixing drinks and heating up a frying pan. Try not to give up in the first hour, the game is frustrating until you get some levels under your belt and have some more life/item stocks and some skills.


Battleaxe probably swings too slowly. Have you tried the Katana yet? If you have enough time before 2-2 expires go to Wonderland and grab one of the minichainsaws. Using them is practically cheating they're so good, after this aborted playthrough I'm probably going to try and stick to other weapons.

Found the shill

Katana I tried but I had the same issue I had with the sledgehammer. Too slow to hit before getting bitch slapped by the butt of his rifle. I'll try the mini chainsaws however right now I feel like playing something else before I throw my mouse out the window.

How are the kb+m controls? Been using pad.

It's doable with guns/thrown weapons at a distance too, for what that's worth. First time I played the game I didn't even know you could get up there to melee him, so that's how I did it.

This is going to sound dumb, but try the mannequin torsos (specifically the torso, after you throw it to the ground)

They last for 40 hits, and they do some good damage, for whatever reason.

I'm guessing it has cheatengine support?

Freeze that stupid timer.

Ah and torrent is out. Excellent.

casual

Still torrenting.
Do you guys think I can get an Overtime mode ending in my first playthrough? I don't really recall what I had to do for it but I'm going to try without upgrades or anything.

Not too bad. First thing you want to do though is go into options and change the aim type to arcade. It removes this shitty travel time that makes aiming absolutely shit.

It's another trick if the quickstep plan doesn't work out. It's just getting that ammo is the problem.

Nigger, what?

casual.

Just feed Brad lead at the Food Court, if you want to fuck around the mall.

It's not impossible, but it can be pretty tough.

There's nothing special you have to do, just finish all of the cases, talk to Isabella, and be at the helipad on time.


I know, it's fucking stupid, but the torsos are actually a great weapon for bosses, or just in general really. I mean, they're not as good as the mini chainsaws, but they're pretty easy to find.

I almost forgot about the NO FUN ALLOWED part

I can excuse a lot of the bullshit in the game because most of it is constraints mean to lay on the pressure and force you into decisions, but failing a case despite getting to it before it fell off the mission list? That's retarded.

Cool.

LOOK TO MY LEFT AND YOU'LL SEE WHERE I TRIED

That should teach you something about half-assing everything.

When you're told to do something, do it, or don't. No fence-sitting.

Whatever.

Any good headgear other than the Servbot head? Only other things I've found is a fedora, a baseball cap, and a horse head.

>fail because the case has to be completed within the timeframe, which the game tells you in the screens you probably flipped through to get to the action ASAP
I wonder if Phil's made the same mistake yet?

The fastest you can run in DR2 after levelling up is equal to the minimum speed in DR1.

I pity the faggots that think we are in the golden age of vidya.

Despite every other case acting to the contrary. Sure.

Warning:
After playing the game for 10+ hours I'm starting to crash when tabbing back into the game in windowed mode and it hasn't been an issue up until this point. Be careful and save often

I'm having a lot of fun.
I don't understand all the contrarian bullshit going on. It's still a great game plus it has modable part from what I've seen on the forums.

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He's got a huge mouth

After shills became the hot new boogeyman people forgot that there are plenty of shitbirds out there called "trolls who act contrarian or in ways to irritate people and stir shit.

Here's what you do.
The easiest psychopath fight since they always crash their ride.

I wish there would be a mod to fix the fact that zombies pop out of nowhere, my computer can handle it.

You mean file. Files are missions within cases, which act as questlines along the storyline. Don't just dot the files. Trek the whole thing, and get it over with, so you can fuck around.

It's that simple. The time mechanics are not bugged. You are.

The timed bullshit is really annoying. Is there any mod to slow it down x3 or something?

I wish there was an automatic gun there but whatever. Game is still fun as it was 10 years ago

At the gunshop take a couple snipers for the convict.
At first you'll think you can't hit them but the bullets just have an awful long travel time so let them be stuck on a tree first

When you start the game, go straight to the gunshop in the northern plaza, as soon as you can.

Take a sniper rifle, or two.

Go start the "Backup for Brad" case file by entering the foodcourt immediately.

Snipe Brad straight in the head until he is dead.

Enjoy the game.

You have to be kidding to argue semantics over this. During the file where you get Brad medicine, I spent time saving survivors before going to deal with Steven. I started the fight with Steven with a little bit of time left on the clock, and after the fight 2-3 was still on my mission list but despite running out of time it didn't expire because I completed the part of the mission that mattered and then I went back to the security room and turned in the medicine.

AFAIK 4-2 is the only mission that acts that way, unless you can show me another mission that fails despite completing it on time or text from the game that explicitly tells me to complete 4-2 immediately or there will be consequences, go fuck yourself.

Also still getting crashing problems, gonna try closing a few other programs that are latching onto the process like Fraps and see if that's what's causing it.

for isabelle use the convicts mg or shot guns from the gun store like 2 feet away from the boss

What did I say about putting scoops before files? Don't do that, and don't half-ass the cases. You learned that the hard way, because your lax playstyle led you to certain doom, because of the game's generosity.

nah man outside of gameplay dead rising is straight as fuck
it comes from being the only jap developed dead rising it's their humour for the story to be fucking dead pan

Go fuck yourself.

Not an argument.

nigger edf's steam release is goty
wait shit is a bad or good thing that the pc releases this year is filled with really good ports of older games

It was so fucking irritating watching that canuck faggot call Dead Rising "their" games in that dev promo for DR4. Self important cuck faggots.

Also I found what was causing it to crash. If Fraps is running before you start DR, it causes crashes when tabbing. If you run DR before Fraps, no crashing.

But user, Dead Rising is supposed to be silly! It was never serious! :^)

The entire point of the first game is goofy gameplay serious story
like a a gritty war drama set in a supersoaker fight

It technically is their game, because they managed to transform it into their own vision of what "Dead Rising" is to them, while Capcom gives the greenlight.

LOLXDDDDD

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Now that's cringe.

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It is, actually. You just couldn't realize when you were little.

Working on 7 day survivor, just got 5 day a couple hours ago.

Wrong pic.

Sorry, I'm doing the whole 14 hours back to back.

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Grats. Think we'll see a new world record now that DR has been released? I saw that the record on the wiki was 8 days and change.

8 days and change for the remastered? Or 8 days including the 360 version?

I know 360 the record was 18 days and like 5 hours. Fucker must have took no damage at all and zombie walked everywhere

there is a limit keep in mind as there are no unlimited food points of around 19 days but that would require staying awake and active (no saves and food must be eaten at the last possible second before death) for nearly a 6 days in real life

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You can pause, you just can't save. I remember doing it 8 years ago on my 360. I'd just pause and leave the xbox on while I went to class/sleep and pray to RNGeesus that I wouldn't red ring

If you guys plan on doing it though, you should use hoddans.com/tool/drsurvival/ . It's carrying me right now, and it even tells you when to not go to the food court to prevent the game crash glitch

fucking coward you gonna get the record you get the record like a real fucking man

Sorry, sir, yes sir. Ordering more cocaine sir!

the crash has been patched in this version which is one of the very very few things changed they also stopped you from cheesing the light machine gun achievment which gives you the infinite ammo version by shooting meat and you cant hide behind displays in the gun shop to stop his shotgun

you better only eat so that your health regains less than a microsecond before you die bitch

Yep it's 18 days, I must have misremembered 8.

Well I'm not sure if this is a glitch or not,
seeing as how I failed the case chain, but Otis' scoops have broken. Otis called me about the guy with the molotovs and I went to go do his bossfight and he's not there, then I brought up the watch and his scoop isn't even there.

You're sure it didn't expire right? Molotov isn't related to the storyline

What time is it ingame?

Start Time Time September 21st, 5am
Expires Time September 21st, 5pm

DR1 would be a solid 9/10 if not for the infuriatingly terrible AI

It must have expired on me, but I swear I started heading over to Wonderland when Otis called me. Oh well must be my fault somehow.

Its the save system for me.
When you fuck something up you have to do the exact same thing the exact same way and walk the exact same path with the exact same zombie hordes and the exact same weapons every single fucking time.
I got rekt twice by the hummvee psychos and thrice by zombies already trying to get to the maintenance tunnels key.
This is one of the few games in existence that would actually BENEFIT from an autosave function.

The only time the game will prompt you to save is when you're starting the first file in a case.

But they made it a bit easier by giving you 5 save slots now, so you can backtrack if something goes wrong

As a challenge the survivors are just about right as they are, its rarely frustrating once you know the quirks of them. More advanced AI would most likely take away from the charm of having to learn and navigate these quirks, unless it was used to make them finicky in a more advanced way.

360 babies acting like this game is anything but a mediocre casual game, always cracks me up. They also go and shit on far better games to try to fit in.

Lmao fam lmao

my issue is that in case you die you can say the last half an hour gameplay goodbuy, which is usually an absolute dealbreaker for me
I aint sitting through the same 20 minutes of gameplay 5 times in a row because I either got unlucky or stumbled in a situation for the first time that REQUIRES you to already have been in such a situation to be able to survive it
like the fucking maintenance tunnels

You can stop samefagging now

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we have ids here kiddo, just go back to your mlp board or wahetver


triggered

There have been some really good releases this year, problem is they're mostly smaller indie games so don't except much in the way of 3D stuff.

I've beat every other game in the series, and this is my first time playing this one. Loving it so far. The zombies feel a lot more threatening in this one since you don't have extremely overpowered weapon options thrown at you left and right, and I like that I can pick up and use a weapon without thinking "I could be getting more PP using a combo weapon". Truly feels like Dawn of the Dead with a bit of humor and a lot of camp to it instead of a musou. Perfect amount of tension between navigating mobs of zombies, racing to places to save survivors/fight psychos, trying to save survivors and getting to the next scoop in the time limit. If there was no time limit the game would be very boring.

I don't hate the other DR games. Well, I was so disgusted with how DR3 looked I haven't played it. I had a lot of fun playing them. I just like DR1 the most, call it nostalgia if you want, but I really think they caught lightning in a bottle here and whoever decided to hand it off to Canadians needs to be shot because while the other games are still a lot of fun they just feel off and while the combo weapons are a cool idea they pushed that shit so hard and they get ridiculous.

Has there been any news on texture swaps or soundtrack replacing? Dragon's Dogma was easy to replace music, but I can't find anything for Dead Rising.

as in music changes
none atall despite capcom losing the license for the prisoners song and adams the clowns song last year they are still in the game

I was more talking about the .ast files that I assume have the music.

I gave the game a very quick try to see if the port was good for my PC or not. I got to the security room, dicked around with the costumes and took a photo. Everything seems to be working nicely. Didn't save though as I heard that was a problem.

Chuckles, no!

Never an actual adult does worry about being too young, or look like a younger self. Only kids complain about not being taken seriously and squander their opportunity to have fun without a care in the world, to pretend and live in grimdark fantasies.

You're complaining about Dead Rising being silly. Dead Rising, which wouldn't exist or gotten sequels without the silly elements. Next you'll campaign for Capcom to turn it into an Amnesia clone, I hear those are only for the leet kids.

Only fifteen minutes away from 7 day survivor! Feels good, man.

Off the Record you dumb fuck.

And now it's just a matter of surviving as long as I can

are you playing on the xbox

Yeah

Probably, I've never played games for a sense of accomplishment. They're just entertainment for me.

Mini Chainsaws all the way, bruh. The quest that unlocks those also unlocks the shortcut between bathrooms between Wonderland plaza and paradise Plaza.

There's still some good Japanese games coming out but yeah I've literally stopped playing Western triple A shit for a few years now.

0/10 learn to troll

mini chainsaws and the prisoners mg are the best anti psycho weapons they one hit kill zombies and will kill any boss in 5 hits

I'm playing for the first time, was expecting a tough fight then the dumb niggers crashed their car between a tree and a light post and couldn't get out. Pulled out my pistol and just shot them from a safe area.

Where's the torrent? I've been waiting all this time to play Dead Rising 1, after having played 2 on PC a long time ago.

Is there a way to speed up the text boxes? It takes a long ass time to talk to people.

I vaguely remember the scene of Jessie getting eaten being hot as fuck.

I played the hell out of this game…9 years ago. PCuck

Lol, the passage of time in this game is so retarded

Also you can just walk past everything, i played for 1 hour, rescued a bunch of people, killed psychos and never even touched a single zombie because they are even less of threat than on Dead Rising 3, at least on 3, there are so many zombies sometimes you just cant physically pass without killing them

what a stupid fucking game, Holla Forums whinning faggots again lying about an older game being better when it clearly isnt

Eat shit.

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For you

Torrentz2.eu search for dead rising.

It ain't rocket science.

I WONT MOVE WHERE YOU TELL ME
IF I SMILE IT'S OBLIGATORY
I'M NOT YOURS I NEVER WILL BE
I'M A SLAVE TO THE MISERY

Wew, it's been so long I played a decent Dead Rising game I became complete shit.

Wow. They completely lost their way.

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The game's definitely as fun as I remember.

I'm too radical for this mall.

Also finally got the shit ending, time to not fuck up the cases.

Which one?

Failed a case then evac.

Why didn't you just reload?

Wanted to level and fight psychos. Also wanted the convict outfit for my second run.

Well at this point they have made 3 of the 4 games so dead rising is pretty much theirs.

What bothered me the most about it was how they were talking about Frank and Willamette like that was their character, their mall, their story, and they were so glad they were bringing him back. They can own Chuck, Fortune City, that spic and whatever brown shitheap he's wandering around in 3, but they had (afaik) nothing at all to do with 1.

I'm loving the instant load times.

My load times seems to vary quite a bit. Probably better than what it was like on the 360 though.

This oozes some SJW woman's writing.

did you really take a photo of your tv

Go for the record nigga

Alrighty then

All you had to do was shop in a screenshot of Dead Rising.

You aint my brotha, and you aint heavy.

OK

:^)

It's called "Fortunate Born" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Guess I'm not going to be able to play Dead Rising on PC unless Capcom pulls their heads out of their ass or someone finds a workaround. Oh well.

There's no proof of that

Which update?`

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KB2670838

I thought it was called Lucky Offspring?

It's called "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones.

Weird. I got the CODEX version, it started up fine and plays fine. No fix needed.

WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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LOL XD

I totally got you guys. Epic win!

I bet you like stupid shit like "runners" and "leapers" and "dancers".

The best thing about Dead Rising is they give tension to the player without relying on stupid shit like "special infected". There's no reason a brain dead human with rotting flesh, extremely poor posture, and inability to even walk correctly should be faster, more agile, or any way shape or form pose a threat to anyone healthy adult human being. In Dead Rising, they only pose a threat if you ignore them.

I could go on all day about how much of a faggot you are and why Dead Rising is the only zombie game worth playing, but fuck you faggot.

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It seems that no matter how wide a swath of zombies I cleave, they just spawn behind me as I go and rape my flock.

Help.

A NON-BELIEVER IN OUR MIDSTS

I'm about to jump in this game for the first time, any tips or should i learn from my baptism by fire?

1) Otis fucking sucks
2) Don't attempt to fight the convicts on your first run
3)Do the storyline if you can but personally I think you should take the time to level up and learn the layout of the mall in your first run.
4)Fuck Kent. Kill that faggot the second you meet him.

Started a game with kb/m and was surprised by how decent it is. Then died for the first time in the entrance plaza after the Zombies break in. I didn't know Otis saves your life, I also didn't notice the Cult posters advertising for the cult before it officially arrives. Still learning new things about this game I never noticed 10 years ago.

This is still my favorite Psychopath to this day.


I just updated my driver and restarted my computer, that's what the support threads recommended anyway. Works perfectly.

The convicts are somewhat easy to cheese with the pistol, which you can get from the police zombies near the center entrance. Let them crash their car, get just close enough so you can damage the gunner with your pistol, and after he's dead take the machine gun and gun down the other 2. And now you have a machine gun.

But definitely try to level up a bit first; extra speed is a must have.

Oh come on, you can fight him if you do what he says and you meet up with him

I torrented it, and I'm having a load of fun already. I've already beaten the game on the Wii , so I'm a little biased. Besides the fact that it has a similar problem to Metro Last Light Redux where my processor hates itself when it runs, it's a good port.

Pick up the katana for an early pretty okay 1hko weapon on regular zombies. It's on an awning next to the juice stand in Paradise Plaza, second floor. It's actually pretty shit but it'll get you through a crowd.

Actually mix drinks, Nectar is really useful. Full health + a crowd control bomb in one slot. Also once you're comfortable with a particular weapon try and find some books to boost it's longevity.

Immediately do Out of Control as soon as it's available. It unlocks the bathroom teleport shorcut and the best weapon in the game.The Mini Chainsaws are broken no argument, and they make every psycho fight piss easy, so limit using them if you want the game to be a bit harder. However when you're suffering through the hellish ordeal of trying to escort 4+ survivors at night through mobs of enraged zombies and culters the chainsaws will barely compensate for the hell you're going through.

You mean the mannequin torso.

Pick up one of the mannequins in the little warehouse after exiting the vent/elevator from the rooftop and smash it against something. Pick up the torso, and enjoy at least 40 good 1HKOs.

why

Faggots like you are lying casuals that pose as nitty picking "gold age" hardcore elitists, fucking hate this place when kids like you show up

mmmm……. pixel titties……………….

Censors caught it, and they'll catch it again, so they censored the titties for the sake of avoiding that dreaded "AO" rating, or even a ban in other countries. Might as well go full grindhouse, at that rate.

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downvoting doesnt work here kid

Goddammit.

What does that make you, you poser Canuck game playing faggot?

Shit like this make me wish I could be able to save more psycopaths to turn them into good people.

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Just finished my all survivors, all psychopaths run starting from level one.

Good times were had.

It wasn't meant to be in the original if they let it in the remaster they would be fucked over by ratings boards who would AO it out of spite

only on fullcuckchan

0/10

i hope someday you kiddos will learn about whole numbers and push that kind of generic "i just got rekt" self defense shitposting to a new level

shame

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Dropped

i'm not too worried about playing this myself. but if i do get it on PC, i'll just do myself a trainer like i did for DR2 so i can not have to worry about time and shit.
yeah, fuck your timer.

The gun store psychopath doesnt spawn before that fight. just stop by the gun store on your way there. get a buncha shotguns and sniper rifles to kill carlito in about 30 seconds.
take a good rifle or the small chainsaw to his second fight.

Jesus christ
It is just a game, dudes. It is ok to fail.

Holy fuck so this is the real Dead Rising, the zombies are actual fucking threats and the time limit makes everything ultra tense, I think I'm in love, but I dunno if I'm gonna have time to get the lovers now, at least I didn't fuck up the main story.

You know you can take screenshots on the bone, right?

The same type of people who say "Saints Row was always silly, who cares if it gets a little sillier?"

They have no clue what makes a game good besides how many keys jingle in their face. And then once they get bored, the leave a destroyed franchise behind and move on to whatever Assassin's Creed came out that hour.

So what books do I want and where do I nab them exactly for weapons?
I finally got my CTD issue fixed and it was exactly what I figured it was all along. I had to download the kernal 267 something the same one that causes issues with STALKER:CoP/CS which is why I uninstalled it in the first place but now DR1 is working.

Does anyone have a list of possible fixes, if the game is broken?

From my troubleshooting it's this;
1. Initialize DirectX : reinstall Direct X the ones in the torrent if you had it, it's in the install directory. Otherwise get it from where you normally get it from.
2. STD on launch, black screen: Same thing I had to do was redownload an exact kernal for Windows 7 which the number was 267368 or something like that I believe. Another option is download latest drivers for AMD if you're an AMD user.
3. Sound issues: I think this is specific as mine is quiet but I do have sound. I'm not sure how to fix this one.

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To fix the sound, you have to install IE11.

Don't even ask why.

DSP is that you?

I had IE11 anyways so no big deal. I think I did anyways?

Get world news in the entrance plaza bookstore. That's all you really need starting out.

So they finally ported it to PC huh. How toaster friendly is this game ?.

Pretty toaster-friendly.

Minimum recommended is a 550/6770. My 7770 does really well even when turning the options up a bit.

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Actual spoilers for those who are wondering

Thanks for the message in advance smart guy.

I already knew, no biggie

Runs perfectly fine on my 5770.

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Worst fight by far

It's easy if you hide outside the door and cheese him with a rifle

Nah, worst fight is Isabela. Fuck that fight. At least with Cletus if I'm on my toes I can still melee him and steal his wine and guns. With Isa you can only cheese.

Well, since this is the PC version and we have good mouse support, this makes the rifle like 10x better and probably the best weapon to use on her.

You're a poser for pretending to be a fan of Dead Rising at all, and for praising an obviously shitty game like DR3, which isn't even good as it's own thing.

I killed her with a 1Hander while staying close enough that she'd overshoot every time. Can also just stand on top of a rafter while she's stuck and unload into her.
Easy fight.

What do I do?

I had to google that fight to remember, what is so bad about it? Its the typical "let the enemy charge into terrain and then strike" you see in a lot of games.

She doesn't fucking stop ever. I don't know if it's just the game taking a liking to feeding me shit but the only time I've gotten her to stop the bike for a reasonable amount of time was when I got her pinned in a bathroom hallway, otherwise she's hell on wheels no breaks impossible turns. I just got a shotgun from Cletus' and cheesed her.

This is going to sound weird, but I'm having more fun playing at capped 30 fps than 144 fps, just because the motion blur gets applied more and having quick movements be a blurry mess is pretty entertaining.

For people waiting for shit to do in the last 12 hours before you talk to Isabella again at 10AM, just enter Sean's Food and kill all of the Spec Ops in there with the Mini chainsaw. Exit and repeat to burn time and grind levels up.

Engineering and Entertainment Books in Paradise Plaza and Criminal Biography in the back of the book story in Wonderland Plaza.
Vid related is an old DR video, good for newbies.

Download this

download.microsoft.com/download/1/4/9/14936FE9-4D16-4019-A093-5E00182609EB/Windows6.1-KB2670838-x64.msu

If it still CTDs, install IE11, as in Niggernet Exploder 11.

What the devs intended may have been for you to lure her to the various zombies pushing around those propane canisters and then shoot them as she drives by. Though the fact that she doesn't even get slowed down by directly driving into walls is entirely bullshit.

What do I do now?

No idea, sorry.

How's the port lads? Is there finally a good version of Dead Rising 1 that doesn't have to be run on PlannedObsolescenceBox 360?

God fucking damnit

I swear Otis is bugging out on me, I'm not getting calls for scoops. I didn't get A Strange Group or Long Haired Punk and I've been answering every call.

Definitive version for sure.

Good to hear. I think I'll buy it.

If you have 8 active scoops I don't think he gives you more.

Wrong. If there are eight active survivors in the mall, then you won't get any calls.

What is your GPU's manufacturer?

Nah I'm closing them faster than that.

Pic related, 7-1 hasn't triggered yet and it starts at 11 and Long Haired Punk was supposed to start at 5, Strange Group was supposed to start at midnight.


Really? Can there be that many unreported survivors fucking around? I'm not really sweating it if I miss some survivors here and there, but I've been saving as many as I can while also trying to fight all the psychopaths and go into Overitme.

Nvidia.

I'm using an Nvidia gtx660.

Don't half-ass it. Unless you're going for Saint or Frank the Pimp, your focus on survivors should be minimal, unless there's something in it for you.

Did you update your driver. I gleamed that from their Steam support threads and I've had no problems since.
Supposedly there's a Beta Patch right now but that's for save corruption.

There are a few unannounced scoops. Like the Drunkard.

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…because I want stuff to do and I want PP? It's not like the story and survivors are mutually exclusive m8.

Also after I cleared a scoop Long Haired Punk showed up but I still missed out on the cult psychopath fight.

That's fucking retarded.

I remember playing this 10 years ago and for some reason really liking the motion blur. If I recall properly, Lost Planet also ran on the same engine and had the same type of blur going on. It's a special engine that Capcom made that they kept close to the chest.

I just beat the game and saw the glorious outro credits with Justified playing once again.
But one burning question gnaws at me.

Did anyone else have problems with handholding in this game? Survivors would randomly break hand contact with me all the fucking time, and not for the normal reasons they would in the original version. This was especially annoying at the end of the game where I ended up dying three times because of it while trying to get through the tunnel with Isabella (the only girl whose hand I wanted to hold in this game.)

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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PRECIOUS SWEETY POO I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY MADONNA OOOOHHHH!

Shit, I was thinking about the old lady on top of the giant soccer ball. Picture was so small they look almost the same.

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Do you have no heart user?

Get magazines to prolong weapons nigger

How do you prolong your "weapon"

Forgot how boring the game is after 12:00AM on the last day

Well I uh… Didn't mean it like that.

See

Just go hunting Spec Ops for XP. It's also kind of boring, but at least you get something out of it.

MAGAZINES

Not even worth it. I remember that I afk'd in Carlito's hideout in the 360 version because there wasn't anything to do. There really should have been some pre-overtime missions during this block of time.

>finally get this working by updating graphics driver

Well at least I didnt buy it

Just download Internet Explorer 11. As queer as it sounds it actually fixes some problems. No idea why this is though.

I already have internet explorer 11 downloaded because this isnt the first time IE11 has been needed to unfuck something in a game

Do you have the graphics settings on the highest settings? I saw some people say that it it automatically puts the game in 4K for them. If that's the case try lowering the resolution. Although you probably already tried that.

On another note why does IE11 unfuck some games? Why does it work better for getting games to work rather than for web browsing?

WELL I GUESS

sage for doublepost

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Apparently there's a wangblows update within the IE11 install itself that is needed for some (poorly) coded games.

Well I've been a powergaming faggot this entire run to get through Overtime mode. I think I'll limit myself from using the small chainsaws next playthrough to herding groups of 4+ survivors.

For what purpose.

An unarmed run is always fun. Wrestler Frank best Frank.

Just in case.

Also I hand them over to survivors.

Son of A BITCH

Yes? They're built into the game, you know, and you're actually rewarded ingame for completing them, dumbass.

Mediocre.

I went from lv 36-38 to 46.
It's not that bad.

Anyone else getting problems with the huge joystick zone for the walk animations ? Often Frank will just stop running and start walking just because my thumb slightly moved. Is something wrong with my controller ? It's just a regular 360 controller.

Sounds like a problem with your controller.

Fug, well thanks. I'll just continue playing with the keyboard.

Do I really need IE11? I had good sound until now.

fuck