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Adversary at least instills some sense of change.
Hugboxing just results in complacency.

I just remember a lot of westerns where a scene just has a cold open of a lone guy just making a few strums on the guitar before saying something.

GAY
AS
FUCK,
BRO.

I kind of can remember some of the chats but all that's really coming to mind right now is like when you first starting posting when you were a bit more polar.

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probleme?

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Awwe I wanted to make another thread ;~;

Let's not talk about that. I think I've been doing really well lately after the whole "I'm fat" thing.

I like eat now and everything's falling together nicely ^~^

Desu even has that gay lisp.

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Sorry to tell you this Lambda, but that's only buzzed.
Once you pass out, now that's drunk.

It's a pretty common thing in them I guess.

sorry sam chan, but the mysterious guy wearing hoodie is
well..
interesting

i'm thinking of something so random i cant think of anything

its been numbed by all the cocks

Kind of jealous of desus eyebrows

Rumah Sayaa

I do not

my spelling is inspeccable

Friends.

How was your day?

He has big thick eyebrows. so cute.

and his eyelashes are naturally thick and curly.

That means....
6 Jager bombs.
and 1 whole tall glass of pure concentrated Gin.

What is wrong with you!

im not always interesting but when I am its either sitting alone in a dark room wearing a hoodie when its 90 or with the camera blurry as shit

*problemo
If you're going to speak Mexican, at least speak it correctly.

Fair enough.
You were on like 600ish calories a day at one point.
At least things have all being going towards the better.

Yeah, mostly of the 70s spaghetti westerns.

You whistle on the s's.

im sorry, I dont understand German...

Makes me sick. Damn my man genes

Chums

a-ahh..

I DO NOT

hectic, too many things i had to take care, the end of the day was beautiful though ^^
and i'm going to sleep now
good night

i have yet to hear your story how did you end up in that position

but.. i suppose it's a story for another day

good night samchan

wanna tie him up and spitroast him with me?

nite manchan

How about we skip that fancy pants stuff and get 1l bottles of vodka per head?

I think I've only seen Dollars Trilogy from those.

Sleep well Manaka.

Oh wow. That's like a can of soda and a bite of a pretzel lol

Yeah, it's all kinda surreal and exciting.

It's about time^^

How have you been, anyway?

Friends.

Dream sweet, Mananka.

It's funny because no one was asking for the Rin x Eva shoop

i want to stroke your eyebrows

vodka is so expensive for what it containsss

Associates

s-stop that !

Sounds like a plan

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Say, "My name is Jackson and I am comfortably a heterosexual male."

Watch "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

Fairly uneventful. Doing some online courses and what's basically overpaid secretarial work for something that I don't have to actually go into the small office for.

I have no reason to assume or believe either stance.

I would not be surprised by either.

Now you're just going backwards.

what a fucking joke

I am getting raped by Desu now am I...

It's too late to get drunk. And besides, bottles downstairs.

not drunk then

definitely
still though
idunno if its personal bias but I've never seen you openly nice to someone in public

wow hey me too...

Its never too late to get drunk

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I mean I am aware of my actions but meh like I could care less.

I was gonna say partners

Yes, may as well just let it happen at this point

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im sick

That was four years ago, if anyone brought it up now then it would be really sad on their part....

What a lie

there you go

right... and my names sally and im a princess

I am mostly ambivalent. There's only one person I really try to bite my tongue over but that's just because they have no ability whatsoever to decypher a joke from criticism.

DON'T MAKE IT GAY, SAMA.
CHRIST.

You stop that

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I like desus voice

oh good...

Not when it is 1 a clock and I cannot afford getting hangovers the next day.

I do not accept your terms and conditions.

At least I am still aware of what I am doing but could careless of what I am doing. I can avert from major tragedies.

glhf

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I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty cheap.

Added that to my backlog, been actually feeling like watching some movies lately.

It's always better to drink at night, but that was just all speculation.
But it's nice to know that you'd be down for a drink.

Well yeah
your judgement is impaired though
whether or not you realize

Fair enough

Can't stop won't stop

Whore? Blood-chan or Erio?

I went to work from the pub shitton of times, man the fuck up

same fam

Oh, well that's cool at least.

Did they push out your knee surgery more?

Also, sorry for late replies, still talking with my sister. This is the most we've ever talked lol

The first two

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desu for reading bedtim stories

No to that.
You'll misconstrue it.

I am entirely inclined to agree.

Add me on skype or steam and I'll read you bedtime stories every night

Have you slept yet, love?

Blood-lad it is

You should be out there killing people

Mates

Desu say

"i want you to come on my eyebrows"

and vocaroo it

Just watch it knowing that it's intentionally revisionist: it's partially mocking the genre and himself as The Man With No Name.

I'm able to have it now, I just have been pushing it off because it's pretty much two months incapacitated. It's why I went for online ones over the summer.

No worries. Enjoy.

My ex wanted me to read her bedtime stories when we were together
every
fucking
night

I would never harm anyone, jack...

Blood-chan get

Screw that, I have ever screamed "I want to fuck x" in front of my friends. I can't bring myself to drink ever again in front of them.

Always up for a drink. I am not like Manaka.
I am Manaka 2.0, Newly Improved Manaka who is willing to drink.

Now , I never tried that before because I know I will get suspended if that happens.

I'm sick and have to clean up before people come over

Didn't she drop dead?

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LOL
they're your friends, no worries

aaa you should make a bedtime story youtoob channel

you're a disappointment.

AIDS?

we named the monkey "Jack"...

n-no

Bully me more

Nah, that was an embarrassing lie

you don't deserve it.

Thank you

Well that escalated quickly, but sounds like fun with that in the background.

That's why I always call you that, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

Yeah.
I had a bit of trouble getting to sleep, but then I had trouble getting up, so it balanced out.

How's your morning been?

Friends.

Not yet, you'll learn

You need some slav genes in you
You must experience the wonders of working two shifts while being drunk and hungover the same time
Hell ain't shit

Ah and here we are again. How is everyone doing this morning?

It's one of his earliest films he directed, too.

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Gay orgy tc when?

peachy keen...

I feel this is a cry for help due to you being Hungarian.

after desu's std tests come back negative

Pinkie keen

I'll keep that in mind as well before judging.

I'm running out of synonyms

I was thinking what you were thinking za warudo

now

ogod I thought it was like 19:00 but it is 21:00

Ever wished for everyone to just fuck and become one race so the liberals daily whining and crying enforced by the media ends?

They still remember it until now and always bring it up to me.

No more writings!

I donno. Depends.

Me, no slav genes.
Me, Chinese, Japanese and more mixed asian genes.
Me talk like I am slav now.
I don't know how to stop.

did you fugg her?

I have to start my walk to work soon ;(

Exactly.

I mean, I don't really care. I'm in Korea man, don't give a fuck about politics.

Just skip work, mate.

glhf

At least I'm not executed for havin' a blunt

...someone would have to gay schtoop donald trump to make this happen

I for one am unwilling to take that one for the team

ITS RAINING

No way man. I got bills to pay and a car to buy, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Only like one more week of walking holy shit. I haven't had a car in 16 months.

Just sun showers here, diggy

That's a shame.
I think it's more of a negative thing, but if it's during special occasions it doesn't matter.

I think I want to be your best friend

Accomplice

Ihave to fall asleep soooon

Hillary on the other hand...

Why not Best Korea?
How the fuck did you get there anyway
Sneak north and get a poster, I heard they fetch pretty penny on the net

Or just let him end the world

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You can't vote for Hillary m8
You are supposed to be an adult
Just don't vote for anyone

Suck my dick?

#rockthevote

I write my own name on my vote and vote for myself

kill all the turrist first...

Why would you lie to us?

bad bad bad, just came from school... how was your morning? *~*

Nah uh, I would never harm another human being

I'm kay

Rock the casbah.

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penis penis penis on the ballot

JACK GIB HUG

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#bringbackjeb

classy, so very classy. need a like button

back off

that works toooo

or nothing

Accomplice implies I've done something or other.

About a 6ish.
I did NEET things, played Odin Sphere.

Got many plans for the day?

yea no thanks

Cause best korea a shit with no internet.
Why the fuck would I live somewhere with no internet.

Oh hey there. Still not on steam I see.

dont be meanie

what the fuck do a Sunni muslim and a fundamentalist jew have to do with rocking a casbah anyway... silly clash makes no sense in todays political climate

No.
I am still blue balling on my blue chair.

Fug.
The police here are stupid as well. I mean...
They burned the fucking weeds in the middle of the neighborhood. They Say it's a reminder.

Drinking is awesome. Until you went dark.

I think so too. But not best yet. Friends.

Catch ya guys later. I'm closing tonight

was it val?
lmaooooo

I went dark?
Is this a cheap shot at my alcohol problem a while back?

Have a good shift!

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I mean as a saying.
Alcohol is awesome, before everything becomes dark and seeing someone beside you on your bed.

No. Was someone else.

I read that as:

tfw have not been drinking since new year
eeee school is tricky

Any of you gits play overwatch?

How the fuck can you live

not at all lol

cappu and pastries helped me get by

who /kinowave/ here?

I don't really know what you mean by that, haven't had any hallucinations from drinking just plain good ol' passing out.

Neru, those are blatant lies.

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When ranked comes by the end of this month I'll join pre-mades if there will be any

Get drunk on pastries
Do it fgt

aaa which of them

maybe there was one more dirnking session but

not more than that

you are adorable, tokai

good luck to you bro, hopefully by then they will have nerfed at least mcree

I mean... like...
Bad decisions man. They might happen.

Man I should really sleep. 3 a clock affects my vocabs.

I knew it.

They will nerf that cunt first then buff D.VA, her damage sucks ass

tfw at least 8 legend skins and all from drops

When I get home scarlet you Horta give me all the kinowave

D.VA is completely annoying.
Her whole obnoxious, tumblr "gamer grrrl" persona is just fucking annoying and cringeworthy.

You did though

honestly aside for some rare cases ive found the damage tolerable, would be nice to be upped some though

they all are technically obnoxious things, reaper is an edge lord for one

Oh, you meant like that.
I'm going to need some stories from that subject from you later on.
Probably should, but in case you do sleep well.

Some are just slightly more tolerable.
They're all obnoxious tumblr-esque stereotypes.

I did?

are you the fun police?

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You don't remember !?

Is Overwatched worth buying?

dank you

hheeeh?!

I only commit things to memory if they matter.

Love it

Will do. see ya.

It was really embarrassing.....

and this kind

yes

if i could stay longer i would and tell you more about how amazing you are! buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut im headin off now, laters love

not worth $40

I love you.

What was?
You have to speak clearly or I won't understand.

I'm an idiot, after all.

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I'm too embarrassed to say it

Nini

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Then it must not have happened.

What makes it good?

God damn I could buy a new blouse with that kind of money

No it totally did

dad?

ddon't put me there..

okayy bay bai

But if I don't remember it,
and you won't explain it to me,
then in my subjective understanding of life
it didn't happen.

I can buy like 30 pastries for the price of abovestare

what the fuck neru

wad da fak

It's too late

It's better you forget it happened.....

holy shit my dick

But I already did.
And you brought it up.

How lewd

Rabu

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get in grim place

Tell him I'm an idiot, and that he has to speak clearly for me to understand.

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I bought Overwatch

I better not regret it

then be careful

huhh

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You say that as if there's anything -to- erase.
I clearly don't remember.

I can't play it with you.

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heynow getting penetrated in reallylife in all places would probably hurt in the end and turn out to be a terrible idea but as an idea it can still be a thing

Why not?

That's the point

nice pic

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Like 90% of all fetishes people have generally are terrible to even attempt in real life.

there's a thread advertising CP on here, mod's should fix

what mods

I'm on it

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Hey there, you get my message earlier?

sure

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take a click

paper cut fetish

Every time I turn it to the Science Channel, it's just constant advertisements about some tranny show.
Fuck you, Discovery.
You've really hit rock bottom.

I'm a broke-ass bitch.

I'm also immune to mind-affecting abilities.

I did not get a message

that ticklesss

duede no

I wanna give you a papercut on your tongue and lick the blood off

That's a side effect of the mind erasing

there's a cp scrubbing bot. Use the global report.

No, I was born with it.
Ask Onii-sama.

Yeah it's impossible to find a long term job in liberal Canada

But I am onii-sama

aaa if you cut your tongue how do you lick your own tongue

No I mean I want to cut your tongue, then use my tongue to lick the wound on you

any of my friends here

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that sounds pretty unhygienic senpai

Is Grim still here?

It was an eventful thread to say the least

But I linked you my stream: vaughnlive.tv/kermit_frog

Haven't used it in a while though, but I'm gonna try to get the ball rolling again when I move.

of course nigger

This sounds like another one of your made up fetishes where you just want people to call you a degenerate.

oh god its you
get back to your containment alice chat pls

I mean my blood doesn't have any diseases or anything does yours ?

come now desu

It's who you know, not what you know.

I don't know anyone, though.

No you aren't.
Onii-sama is Onii-sama.

are you incapable of not being a shit head

oooook is bedtim nana here is another 12 hours of nap

but tongues are icky

oo okay

is there a way i can make it notify me?

literally yes

Yes..?

But that's me

I don't want to post in the same thread as Kermit

bye

hey luke
whats up dude

all post within a week of each other after years of silence.

weird coincidences. the first two make sense.

suddenly
mayaka

hello

Of course, here I am.

kermit's been here before

he usually gets shooed away p quick

What's up

No clue, I think subscribing might send you an email or something, but you'd need to make an account there for that.

Other than that, we can steam, skype or you can get in the infamous Alice chat!

oh, well alright then

Later Ika

Yeah, Ori and I know each other but I barely know Stevan

pls dont be rin

are we friends again yet grim

you need to understand you will always be second to the true kanra
the rightful queen of the threads

youtube.com/watch?v=_8r2QPZjz_s

like lickitung

who came up with that

who is alice

idk
have you learned to fucking stop or nah

no
as long as your skin is brown i will make poop jokes

youtube.com/watch?v=h8sGdcmfhHk

im trying to go swimming but my stupid friend is asleep at 4pm

what're you up to?

alright i will try it

here just have this i would rather castrate myself than be in alice chat steamcommunity.com/id/iamacuck/

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I've linked you to her chat before, she's in there right now.

Fair enough, adding.

Very nice me-me

But it isn't.

Be seeing you.

I heard my name.

but not randomly. he never posts.

but Mr. Orihara (the guy that used to post Izaya) is part of Alice's cult with Kermit.

didn't think so.

what does rin do

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A narcissist

I need three things;

1. Da booty, gimme da booty

2. That Kinowave

and

3. Kermit to hill himself.

LETS DO THIS

Would I ever lie to you

DESIGNATED

it's not an insult to you mate
kanra is just literally perfect
there's little to be done about it

getting high and listening to music
gonna see how long i can keep up this text wall without getting bored
good thing cuties are on

Nothing shes fine
Canadian anons just confuse the hell out of me now a days since I have to sift through them to find my waifu kanra

and jack lol

the only person whos linked me to that chat is bloodchan

but bloodchan just replied to me

who are you

are you bloodchan?

are you both?

you know if u let me in on the joke our flirting woulda been progressed 10 fold
remember how cute we used to type to each other
now the only thing i can think about is making fun of your eyelashes

I ain't apart of no cult.

A living meme

Ah okay, I can understand.

There is nothing wrong with my eyelashes

I'm kermit, yeah

I hate her

The booty becomes me

that's literally what a cultist would say.

youre permanently wearing mascara mate...

Probably.

♥

Hi, Kermit.

sounds nice desu

Only if it results in things advantageous to me

oh
my
god

Sup

What about those eyebrows

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I wish I had permanent mascara

wew

remember THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with his eyes OR his eyelashes

No complaining, you wanted da booty now you get da booty.

jailbase.com

why not make it part of your routine?

yeah mang
u got any good women in your life yet?

wow OKAY I GET IT scarlet you want to talk to me
heres your [ATTENTION]

♥
thank christ you decided to stick around for a bit rin
make the threads great again

Now am waiting on that kinowave that scarlet promised.

It's just his super gay eyelashes.
He has like grandpa bushy eyebrows.

HEY TOKAI wanna start a "how to" make up youtube.... BUT for men! wew

how do you mean?

if i had eyelashes like him i would just give up on females and start trapping
tbh

They're fine, you could bully my tan if you wanted though

He could like trim them.

whatd you go to jail for?
you mightve said before

do you have a lady youre talking too frequently/having sex with
you know
a 'woman'

people would tell

i do not

i generally prefer guys anyways but nothing there either :^)

Exactly.

how u?

VOTE RIN
MAKE AME-
MAKE THREADS GR8 AGAIN

Whats a kinowave?

I robbed a convenience store

I actually forgot why I'm even your onii-sama

lmao what the fuck
you?
can you greentext the full story pls

im a cuteboy
thoughts?

I will make you great again
if you know what i mean

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huh?

it depends on the people

Probably, yeah.
I think I'm just at the point
where I'm just saying things.

Licking tummy is for degenerates

You should let everyone see.

That being said I'd do lewd things with you honestly

of course i would lick stomachs, yan
if theyre cute

okay
i PROMISE i wont bully you
on my cat
i mean it

Why does Desu even do the "I wanna kiss/lick [person's] tummy" thing for?

attention

qt

But you barely know me?

why?

desu sounds like such a faggot

Probably

I never said I had a reason or would try

: (

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i want to fill his voicebox with my cock
if you know what i mean

So everyone knows you're beautiful.

This thread is too gay

but whyyyyyy

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