Less than 15 minutes till Sony's Tokyo Game Show conference. This conference normally has actual games, unlike Sony's other conferences that are run by their shittier western branches.
Streams
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(Live English translation.)
youtube.com
(Just the stream. Both have same content)
Earth Defense Force 5 has been confirmed to be shown.
Ape Escape 4 NEVER EVER
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Fuck off it's 1:45 AM
Shit, it is actually happening in 12 minutes.
Это 9:48 А.М. вы шлюха
No wonder they have so much suicide. Jfc go to bed at a decent hour.
今は午後 3:51 時だ.
I hope they show Yakuza because that's the only thing I can give a shit about at this moment.
You will never be Japanese
Please continue to post suggestive loli in the meantime
WHEN'S ACE COMBAT 7
Ivan fuck off
I'M READY FOR THE TRAINWRECK!
Post the complete image you nigger.
Нет.
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WHAT THE FUCK
I THOUGHT IT WAS IN 2 DAYS
WHY IS IT NOW
I GO TO THE DENTIST LIKE ONCE IN A YEAR AND THIS CONFERENCE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE DURING THAT ONE TIME
WHAT THE FUCK
Ivan, will you make love to my anus?
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postpone your appointment?
You are a grown adult who is in control of these things right?
Because this board is for 18+ users only and it would be really silly for a grown man to still have his parents schedule appointments for him!
It's starting!
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IT BEGINS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOW WOW
Убей себя, педик.
Гомосексуалы не человек.
ЧИКИ-БРИКИ!
I'm surprised they had any western games in the lineup.
The fuck is this shit?
Call of Duty officially no skill is cannon. Sony confirms.
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GUNDAM SPOTTED
Nice rap they made, but they should've just played "We Fly High" instead
I also noticed that.
It'll probably be Japanese-only
Time to cry myself to sleep.
doesn't matter, PS4's region free
Just started replaying Ace Combat 5 and man is that a comfy game. The gameplay, the story, hearing Puddle of Mudd. That game just takes you back. Still looks great and feels amazing.
Holy fuck these people are so bad at English
そうだぜ
HARDWARE WITH A STORYLINE
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
A large part of it is trying to translate while they're talking.
Jesus Christ, just hire a proper english speaker and have her read the script.
get hype for something
HARDWARE WITH DLC BUILT IN
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Holy fucking shit I'm crying
This is too funny, I'm not a native English speaker either and I'm not even this bad
SAGA!
MOTHERFUCKING SAGA BITCHES
World Health Organization
New Vita colors that probably won't make it out of Japan. Yippee.
FUCK YEAH COLORS
VITA IS SAVED
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monitor cats
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W E
E
Wow this is amazing, you know they are just pushing through the third party trash like Cod and Watch Dogs getting ready to show off the real content that people actually want.
Say it with me
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHET
rip stream
Fingers crossed for more info on Killing Bites and that Soul Calibur VI announcement.
G-fucking-G, Playstation.
The stream is ded
Stream is fucking kill.
youtube.com
Is still working. Only English Stream is fucked.
Untranslated one is working fine
Don't do this to me.
The chick in Horizon is way less annoying in Nipponese.
Wow more new games, that Horizon Zero Dawn looks good.
Come on, Bamco, do something good.
GUNDAM
Gundam Vs.!
Oh fuck yeah
Mobile Suit Wubdam
That better fucking be a tenative title and not another reboot that is just the series name
Or you'll do what, user?
This remix is nice.
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
Drink some more.
DIDNEY WORL
Holy shit
we suffer together
RELEASE DATE PLS
thanks taro
2017.2.23
You got it. 2.23.2017
I guess the SC franchise was just ANOTHER STAGE IN HISTORY.
YES THANK YOU BASED KAMISAMA
DOMO ARIGATOU MR. ROBOTO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The English stream seems to be back up.
THANKS CRAZY MOONMAN
It's not AC7 but I'll fuckin' take Gundamu and Nier.
DUBS SAY RETURN RIGHTFUL BELKAN CLAY!
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Oh sweet, Wii golf!
the absolute madmen
NICE SHOT
GOLF FISHING
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Mina no Golf started on the PS1
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
nobody actually cares enough about golf to know that faggot
EDF
NEW EDF
E
D
F
EDF!
E D F
E D F
E D F
E D F
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!
FUCKEN
A
oi cunt, wheres the Miku?!!
PC FAGS GET FUCKED EDF5 NIGGAS
Fortune Street
oh a new fortune street
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack!
EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
THE EDF DEPLOYS!
Same will probably happen to Nioh, also.
Time for Samurai Bob, it seems.
the beggar race has arrived
you can enjoy the scraps a year later, ok?
Frog Titans in EDF5. I can't be surprised anymore…
"Dee cade"
lol no. I'm just being realistic
February is shaping up to be pretty good.
BIG NEWS!
Ninja Gaiden
A Ninja Gaiden musou?
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More like waiting a year for the definitive version. Thanks for beta testing on such a weak device. I'll be sure to lend you my phone so you can play on something stronger next time.
what a disaster
ATELIER IN MUSOU WHAT THE FUCK
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Musou Stars
Musou Stars
Musou Stars
Musou Stars
I recognize that silhouette.
Stop with your console war shit faggots
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just keep waiting, the adults are talking right now
really what is left to get a fucking musou
I want a Terraformars one
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it's even worse than that it's a fucking compilation cast musou
This guy's gonna fuck a DoA
RIGHT THERE CUNT
They could have least shown Nioh as eye bleach. Wasn't that game supposed to be showcased in this conference?
That's probably all the AC7 footage we're going to see over this year's TGS.
Waifu time.
Musou Stars, featuring Sophie from the Atelier series
Oh, fuck. An actual waifu simulator.
oh god no
please no
wew lad
Waifu age is here
waifu vr
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
Oh…?
oh
IT'S FUCKING OVER. THROUGH DICK UNITY!
Look at this shit tier waifu
LITERAL WAIFU SIM
The team that makes Tekken is making this
I'd like to teach Bandai Namco a summer lesson for making this shit.
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This looks like a tower defense game.
This better not fucking be a tower defense game
This looks like 3D Dot Game Hero without the dots
that castle was much too small for that king and queen.
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Or you'll do what, user?
Fuck you Acquire
what the fuck was that
I think it said it was Badman.
Resident Evil.
wait what
That turned gay real fast
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Well that shifted in tone quickly.
The fuck is this
Some faggot band is going to be in RE7.
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What a weird new Resident Evil
Niggers, we were looking at Resident Evil and then it became a faggotfest.
IT'S A VR RESIDENT EVIL MUSIC VIDEO
AHAHAHAHFDNAFDJHNATHRAJ
I'm afraid.
lucky thing resident evil hasn't been worthy of notice for a while
oh shit actual game?
Kill me
oh
Uhh… what?
I wanted Chris punching boulders kind of cheese, not whatever the fuck this is.
L'Arc-coon City
get it right
So detroit?
"It's a music video which is totally new and unprecedented"
It's both funny and sad how Biohazard became a zombie franchise.
the most generic pop punk music tune ever
What is this faggot shit? Holy fuck.
(((Sony wins again)))
VR corgi swarm when?
Video games.
Seems like this is the 'Jap onry shit you don't care about' segment.
it's shit
I'm having a really hard time believing people in Japan are heavily invested in the VR meme. Aren't they primarily a mobile consumer base now?
OH BOY TWITTER!
please stop with this
I WANT VR TO LEAVE
VIDEO GAMES, SONY.
VIDEO GAMES!
How is this stream being translated in real time
Muh localization companies say it takes months of hard work and changes to make this stuff understandable because japanese is so different
They wouldn't lie to us, right?
With half a million NEETs? Hell yeah they're invested in VR.
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Damn that's fucking soon
A presentation is one thing. She's interpreting.
Games with lore and shit are much more complex.
t. actual translator
I've been watching it in jap since the english stream went down.
Actually understanding enough of it to know what types of games are what, I'm only missing out on the marketing words and month names on dates.
most of the JP VR devs on twitter are showing off legitimately interesting games.
SPORTS TV SPORTS TV
Normalfag machine
WHERE DA VIDEO GAMES?
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN VR I REGRET EVERYTHING
Hmm, ah well. I didn't think VR would be popular outside of the most niche consumers.
"A little bitch?"
"Now let me touch on the little bitch"
now let me touch upon a little bitch
consoles were always normalfag machines
best thing to come from this conference so far
ANIPLEX
My favorite
In nipland they're primarily NEET machines, with secondary uses for normalfags too. Nipnongs see PCs as porn and doujingame machines only.
For fucks sake.
WHAT COULD IT BEEEE
Mus be that Granblue Fantasy game announced a while ago
Gib me this gaem nao.
oh boy a dragon's dogma sequel :^^^^)
Well wouldcha look at that
2018? Fuck me in the ass.
That actually looked fun.
What
Might as well wait till next year to show it off.
wow the new zelda game looks nice
No.
Re:Link looked pretty neat.
Did he just mentioned PC?
My dream game
why does this man looks like he feasts on pure horse hearts
KOJIMBO
Poor woman probably sick of Sony shit too.
so like, the entire korean grindcore genre?
oh fuck
Kojimbo
KOJIMA!
HIDEO KOJIMA HOLY FUCK
Hey, Hideo
KOJIMBO BOYS
LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE
He's looking old.
I'M BACK
Komjimbles, please show actual game footage.
DID I MENTION I RIKE REEDUS?
You shut your whore mouth.
I'm dying
God dammit Kojima
short story rope
Someone send her some help.
Oh fuck off with open world.
I'm seriously wondering what this game is about now.
Because that worked so well last time
jewtube embed for anyone that wants the 'pop out' option
touching upon a bitch
did I miss the nier automata announcement?
Yes. 2017.2.23
the fuck happened to the 'pop out' option?
A KUMBAYA GAME BY KOJIMBO
Is that Del Toro in the drawing?
I think so.
was that fucking del toro
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I heard him say gameu-puray
No gameplay, have Hideo Kojima Productions hand drawn images instead
Kojimbo pls
I love you Kojimbles, but don't lie.
yes
MOVIES!
fuck this
At least he said a fair amount more info about the game, he's got me interested.
vr shit again?
I didn't understand any of that shit.
Goddammit.
i wonder why
Fucking end me.
Maybe next time
ropes and rods and death stranding and stranding and strand WHAT DON'T YOU GET
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WHERE IS APPLESCAPE 4
I just hope next time isn't next year's E3.
Del Toro, Norman Feetus, Kojima and ?
is it Hannibal Lector?
beached dead dolphins and beached dead whales = death stranding
It won't be
It'll be E3 2018
Does Kojima want me to fish beached whales with my fetus?
It's probably for the best
You remember how far out of hand the MGSV hype train got out of hand between when they started showing it off and when the game came out
while they talk about this crap, did Granblue Fantasy relink remind anyone else of Dragon's Dogma?
"Sempai, I'm drowning in comments!~~"
What's that software Japs always use that has comments flying over the screen?
Third from the left isn't Kojimbo, he has a mustache.
So this is what nip normalfags look like.
Maybe it's dorito pope.
Oh man, the translator for the English restream is such a peach.
you're gonna need a bigger fetus for whales but eventually yes
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combat actually looks good tho
any Holla Forums chatroom?
This fucking translator is switching modes. Next level.
infinity.moe
Please
Good point.
If only we could have invaded the Nico Nico Douga's steam comments with random shit.
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wait what the fuck
is it a different translator or does she have a split fucking personality
PS+ is the biggest fucking scam
Two interpreters because you get confused if you're not experienced.
no no, stuff like wow is far worse
I can imagine; they sound confused as hell
Look at all those video games.
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at least you are getting a game for WoW subsciription
Ps4 only has 1 game that has dead online and thats Bloodborne
and you get NO good games with the PS+ shit fucking gone home every month
Is it just me, or does the interpreter sound really fucking bored?
I can imagine her groaning inside.
Vita got Patapon 3 last month. It's pretty good.
gone home was for one month, and ps+ is cheaper, supports 3 systems, and because one system may not get good ps+ games doesn't mean the others don't. PS3 just got yakuza 5 for free.
PS4 also has more than one good game.
It's not bored, man. Jesus, it's really fucking hard not to fuck up when you're interpreting, especially if you don't know what the subject is about, which seems to be the case.
She's trying to focus really hard on what he's saying.
I hope you will receive our BATTON.
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Is PlayStation into BDSM?
I wouldn't expect reading a script to be that exciting
Also that guy looks like Japanese George Bush
I am morbidly curious on Japanese Jeb Bush
I thought he died mid-bow there a moment.
It's a fucking PSP game, and not even as good as the first two.
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I notice PS3 gets decent games sometimes but PS4 doesn't get shit.
The best free games I ever saw for PS4 given out were MGS Ground Zeroes and Rocket League.
Wait, that's it?
Annnd uh….guess thats it.
What?
That was it?
Well, that was fucking shit
Welp, that was a load of shit.
HARAMBE
just because you don't know about them doesn't mean they don't exist, normalfag
There's that phrase again.
that's a little bit fucked up
I think I just got trolled
So there were only like 4 games with in game footage.
And two of them were a waifu sim and a comfy field sim.
Puraystayshun *ding*
did they say anything about EDF5 or not?
EDF5 confirmed, Nioh and Nier release dates.
P.good, already way better than E3, 9/11.
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Just looking at the silver lining
And apparently, Nioh comes out the same fucking month as Nier, at least in Japan.
dualshockers.com
they shown a trailer
they showed an EDF5 trailer yeah
Reminds me of the feeling I usually get after Nintendo Directs.
At least they showed the spin off game.
I really wanted KH3 footage, too, though.
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Oh but don't worry, we have Dragon Quest Minecraft and Anywhere VR!
LEGOs are still a thing?
I'm not spoonfeeding you normalfag
Glad I wasted an hour of my life to learn about the Virtual Boy: Definitive Edition.
No user you see, he doesn't know about them either, he just assumes there has to be, like a christfag
IT'S A SIGN FROM KEK, HERETIC.
…Anyone got a screenshot of this?
that isn't what spoonfeeding means retard
do your own research.
Now where have I heard that before
He's not asking if there are any good games, he's saying there aren't
You're the one that has to prove there are, nigger
This stream was so bad it killed my graphics card
[spoiler]Its actually been half dead for months. 490 came yesterday so Im not super fuxked[spoiler]
hardly the first time
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
only a retarded faggot would say that at this point. It is not my problem he doesn't know shit about video games.
I cant do spoilers on phone. Im sure id be much angrier if the stream didnt make me drink
No mention of the actual SL?
Whatever you say, shill
everyone who disagrees with you is a shill
You're blindly defending a company and are deflecting and dismissing everyone other than you as idiots when put on the spot and asked to name even a single not-bloodborne game the system has
all I've done is refuse to tell him other games and told him to look it up himself. I don't know what he likes, and I don't care to share what I like. It is his own problem to solve, not mine.
Everything else is in your head.
Then who are you to be telling him it has good games if you think the matter is so subjective that specific examples can't be named?
Fuck off shill
it's not so complicated. You don't need to be baffled. It's a matter of there are several games worth checking out on the system. Look them up yourself and decide on your own. See? Simple. When only one example is commonly put forward, why entertain it?
He's just being autistic.
Mental gymnastics aren't exclusive to tumblrinas: you have anons who avatarfag on an anonymous imageboard, and elitists afraid of declaring they play anything but plebbit's top 10 in fear they get called a faggot.
I mostly play old games, saturn's been a big thing for me lately. You're taking a lot of time to try and dismiss me, but not any time to look into new games to enjoy. Your priorities are pretty skewed.
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Nobody cares, kid. Quit whining and sperging like a millennial.
Pick one.
Since you're an autist I'll spell it out for you: When user asked you to name good games on the PS4 he wasn't asking what games you thought he would like.
That would be insane.
He was asking what you liked, and why you liked them. If you gave him your opinion he may see a game he already dismissed in a new light. Or maybe he won't. Either way he's asking for his opinion to be challenged in the hopes of learning something new.
That's why you're being called a shill and/ or an autist. You only came in to say something about the PS4 without actually wanting to have a real conversation. Either because you just wanted to buzz the PS4 as a shill or because you don't know how humans converse.
Yes, I realize this is probably falling on deaf ears.
sure, go check out gravity rush hd, croixleur sigma, astebreed, uncharted 4, odinsphere leiftreiser, gal gun, senran kagura ev, and ratchet remake. that's a decent start, and most of these games are very cheap.
might go against the narrative here a bit. have fun!
Your final answer was a bunch of multiplats?
I'm not going to lie to you, these are also the best versions of these games.