When you cut through all the bullshit what really are the best mods?

When you cut through all the bullshit what really are the best mods?

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Brytenwalda, Floris for a playthrough reminiscent of vanilla, Phantasy Calradia for silly spells, Prophesy of Pendor is my personal favorite if you don't mind grind.

Oh perfect, i was looking for a warband thread. I'm looking for a torrent, got any links? Possibly latest version, so i can give prophesy of pendor a try.

In the meantime have some porn.

Touhou Origins

you get nothing

IIRC she dropped porn and got implants, if anyone's wondering. I had her instagram saved somewhere

Then this might suit your taste. Not very porny though.

i personally like total conversions more to be honest, things like

Though i have a soft spot for diplomacy though, maybe since it's my first mod and lets me use my vanilla save progress

damn, she was hot
FUCK, EVERY GODDAMN TIME

I blame the patriarchy

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Brytenwalda is the undisputed absolute best mod, and this is an objective fact proven by God himself.

I think it's a Russian meme mod. There is a more serious Chinese mod bbs.mountblade.com.cn/thread-545215-1-1.html

nexusmods.com/mbwarband/mods/3745/? in my opinion this one is the best

Does it allow me to remove saxon?

Warwolf with hentai patch.

If you discount plugins and mini mods like Battlesizer, TweakMB and Arena Overhaul then probably Brytenwalda, SWC, Full Invasion 2, Mount and Musket and PoP. One of the Old West ones is good too though I forget which one.

Oh and Gekokujo, obviously.

1866 for the original M&B. There is an "1860s Civil War" or something mod for Warband, but it is bad. The guy who made it is pretty autistic and keeps splitting his attention over several mods instead of finally finishing a single mod.

Disgusting troglodyte.

The map's fucking HUGE and there's a shitload of factions, though. Saxon is who I always joined before revolting and becoming my own Saxon empire. There's also another island with a bunch of people that have names I can't pronounce. I'm like 50% sure it's Ireland, but I'm an American so who fucking knows.

Thanks. I knew there were two popular ones and one of them was inferior.

That instantly makes it a 0/10 mod, user.

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Nice shitposting, friend. When you're done: r/mountandblade is two blocks down

she looks like jailbait
am I on another watchlist now?

acok is better tbhwyfam

Is the site broken or something?

This is what you deserve for saving the souls of Saxons, Finnegan.

The site has never not been broken, the duct tape that was over the cracks have just come off again

Why do DFC lovers have to suffer?

Bannerlord when?

No, but this will get you there.

Probably Floris or Weeb and Blade

there was this awesome pvp and invasion wave defense mod set in the 17th Century called The Deluge, I stopped playing when it had a period of no updates. it got updated this year, going to try it again.

what's the best DEUS VULT mod for mount and blade? I have sands of faith but I want to know if there's anything else that can scratch that itch?

Sands of Faith. 1257 AD can also work.

Gross.

that's the mod I'm talking about. Is there any other mod that takes place in the middle east.

Are there any mods that adjust ONLY GAMEPLAY MECHANICS to make the game more challenging, instead of anime fantasy sword reskin mod #102,526

How has there been no mention of nova aetas in this entire thread?

Reminds me of Thief 2's first mission.

I don't follow.

guys pls

pls

go to the catalog
ctrl+f
search for share
find the share thread where all the pirates hang out
???
mount and blade

1257 is insanely boring for me
i start as bulgaria, but there's fucking nothing to fight
there's a group of bandits once in a few days and that's about it. i can hardly find any caravans, and there aren't any villagers at all
how the fuck do i wage war on a faction if i can't even get them to dislike me

You forgot the part where it has functional canons, you can throw bombs from horseback and you can reestablish the not-Roman empire and rebuild their capital.

is there any decent guide on how to make an overhaul mod?
like how to make a new world map, new castle maps, new armours/weapons?

Buy it. Support devs who make good work.
You can even get the game for 8 bucks right now.

On topic, Gekokujo and 1257 are my personal "best" mods. They're both pretty full of content, have big worlds, and I like the real world middle ages settings.

I wish somebody would make a sexually-charged conversion.

Like that fake screen-shot where (I think) a female player character is in a town, and receives a text encounter describing how somebody starts trying to finger her, and she can determine how to respond.

No physical animations though, because that would look awful with the game's models. But I'd imagine that a mod that only adds sex to the text portion of the game would be easier for someone to create, so they'd be able to be really comprehensive with it.

I'm pretty sure there was a mod that added a rape counter to the "You escaped your captors" screen.

>You can't play one either

Why is the world so cruel?

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The SOTSS and hentai mod for Warwolf both sort of do this: they have prostitution (going up to citizens in towns to offer sex for money and favor); the option to offer your body to your army to improve morale boosts morale in a limited way for larger armies (offering your ass as well increases the morale boost for larger armies by letting more use you at once); as well as sex with lords to improve relations (who will almost always turn you down and call you a degenerate whore that needs to get out), animations included.
In a few hours playing each, I wasn't able to find any way for a female PC to actually be raped though, despite a (raped) counter existing in the game.

the only good mod with guns is mount and musket because of the multiplayer laughs and drummers. Singleplayer with guns is a pointless hollow affair.

Warsword Conquest

Warhammer + M&B = FUN

so i'm trying to use thorgrim's map editor, but there's no text in it at all, all i can do is change the terrain, but without any text i can't export the map
what am i doing wrong?
is there a different tool that does the same thing?

the only reason why i hate that mod
it just doesn't allow me to be the epic doot that i wanted to be

Are there any mods that really focus on ships and ship combat? Seeing footage like this makes me want to play it, but I know this mod is dead.

There's also Crusades that are a strange affair, as well as Aztecs to slaughter and castles to build. It's really in depth about a lot of things, but things like hunting are rubbish and deserve to be overhauled. I quite like the design of some places, especially the rather simple looking Cathar Castles. Climbing those stairs decked out in half-armor and a bucket helm is absolutely atmospheric, you're the valiant knight storming the dragon's castle, but the dragon is just a guy who doesn't eat meat or have sex.

If you can't recognize Ireland on a map, you have some serious problems.

well he's american

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How do I git gud at mountain blade?

play chivalry, specifically duelmode
that got me really good at blocking attacks in m&b

who's that picture?

i wanna see those implants

man, eurocucks place too much importance on their stupid little made up identities.
the only one thats unique enough to differentiate is france

Blocking isn't going to help you against Zweihander wizardry.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
play Gekokujo

thats why you get very very good at blocking

Fuck this makes me want to play Chivalry again, only put 40 hours into it. Is it still allive? Playing alone is mostly why I stopped

i stopped because it ran like shit after the trillionth update
game was fine when it still worked at a decent framerate for me
at least i didn't fall for the dlc meme

it is stable?

How about the unbearable 'voice acting' for male elves?

I ended up in the Elven Forest for a tournament, and honestly thought about forfeiting after I heard the noises coming out of all the elves' mouths.

that's just part of the fun
what, you don't ironically watch videos of billy harrington?

Are there pros/cons to having recruits from multiple nations, like having both Swadian and Nord troops?

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there were some mods were doing that would lower your morale every day
like having evil/non-evil troops in phantasy calradia, or i think having dwarves/elves in warsword

If you are at war with a certain nation, troops from that nation will have a morale penalty, which increases the worse your relations are with a faction. If you have high honor, bandits will take a morale penalty (maybe, might have been a mod.)

Otherwise, no penalty for mixing. If you destroy a faction, you can use units from that faction with no penalty whatsoever.

I bring some mods:

+Best Lord of the Rings mod
+Fucking amazing locations
+Unique quests
+Monsters to slay and random encounters.
+Beautifully designed world
+Amazing improved AI and sieges
-Shit, being evil is hard
-Fuck, why aren't the enemy generals sieging anything?
-It has elves.
+Vampires turning into bats, Medusa petrifying niggas, Titans, dragons, liches, magic.
+Easily one of the best multiplayer mods ever made for warband,
-It has almost no people.
-Single player is so so.
+10/10 scenarios
+Shit like random city attacks by tusken, rebs or imperials.
+Amazingly detailed everything
+Darth Vader breathing sounds
+Bounty Hunting.
+Lore friendly companions here and there.
-Being a Jedi kinda sucks.
-There WAS space combat, but it was never implemented beyond the tutorial.
+Dynasty Warriors: warband
+Lots of added RPG elements
+A pretty nice storyline.
+Unique abilities, lots of secrets
-you need to kill enemy parties to advance in the storyline.
-Chapter II never ever.

>GekoNewer
+Being a Ronin is comfy
+Unifying Japan is fun
+Amazing sieges
+Temples to discover and attack
+Realistic Kenshin Uesugi
+Can bone her
+Yokai castles.
+Can be a Skeleton or a little girl
-You're waifu a slut
-People complain about the grindan, but it's pretty much like the original Mountain blade.

my nig
power liches are the greatest thing ever

+Bringing the porn to warband. Lots of lewd dialogues, animations and shit.
-Bringing the porn to warband. Lots of lewd dialogues, animations and shit.
-You may accidentally tell someone to fuck you.
-You may be playing as a male character when you accidentally tell someone to fuck you. hey, unless that's the way you like it, then it's +

I ruined one of my files to the point where if I moved it would crashed the game completely.

No its not stable but its a gud mod.

Why tho

Google returns nothing, are you lying to me user?

You can try asking in the halfchan /vg/ thread, basically it's diplomacy with a few tweaks. The nude part is optional, read the OP of the halfchan thread for features and changelogs.

It's also autistic as fuck.

nevermind, thanks user

Well, /vg/ is a pretty comfy board.

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here's the /mbg/ pastebin and they got a working link for dickplomacy, among others.

2017
Only reason to power through [CURRENT YEAR]

not even Irish and that made me go full Provo

Is there a more embarrassing and autistic mod than Perisno?

What in the fuck is that?

Which monroe is this? google's telling me Kelsi but Kelsi Monroe looks nothing like her.

Blood & Gold: Carribean.

But that's shit though.

I personally like the way you can command the troops. Certainly beats anything M&B has going for it.

probably someone's fursona

I don't think that's how it works.

who the fuck cares about yuropoors anymore
south america is the center of the world nowadays