What are the best games to play when you are absolutely

What are the best games to play when you are absolutely
SHIT FACED=

Your little sister, of course.

DUDE

I don't have a sister.
Ever notice how guys with sisters are always pussies?
Damn it feels good not to be them.

Osu!

I am shit faced and also need a game to play please the weed has stopped working

I want to play with user's little sister

CS:S or TTT

i wish both werent dead right now, not ingto gmod ttt

idolmaster

Both are very active. CS:S has a good amount of players around this time. I don't know for TTT, but I assume the same.

More excuses

I'd kill for some weirdo game.

Table Top Simulator if you like /tg/ shit. If not, basically any online game with mic support.

Chivalry

my nigger thats what im gonna play you saved me golden

Any team game with a mic so you can yell at/tell racist jokes at your team.

I've been up for 30 straight hours and I swear that thumbnail looked like a furry reptile vomiting blood while taking a shit.

Fallout New Vegas.

I've slept for 14 hours and I saw the same thing, don't worry, you're alright.

I had a lot of fun playing Dead Space on Impossible while plastered. Once you get used to the controls it makes the game interesting with a loss of motor control.

Too bad, cause I've got 2

Postal 2, you can piss do drunk person shenanigans in game while doing them in real life

Revolution 60

Dark Souls
Especially when I'm against a fucking annoying boss.

Alcoholics Anonymous is a pretty good game.

Pretend

How do you launch linux and why does she have a mike tyson tattoo.

Post some of John's terrifying sailor moon aspergers art where the lanky trannies are murdering the nigger with explosives.

Put some headphones on and play a rhythm game. Ezpz.