Yeah okay I made it

Yeah okay I made it.

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i like the 50's french look

i was really happy that day
loaded up on opiates
:D

You uh, weren't showing the happy.

So did all the 30 year olds going through depression, apparently.

its cute :3

e u p h o r i a

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boo edition

.-. The rage is real

I'm sure the hat gets him all the bitches.

Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.

Everyone's a winner

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neenees
I demand them

#bernout

...

...

Do not hide your neenees

give them to me

stay up

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You can't make DEMANDS OF ME

TEST PLS RESPONCE

what else do you have to give scarlet

Now watch me neenee

I have to be responsible to get A's in my classes

are you making these motions towards my stomach
I recently ate you know

Tuesday, June 07, 2016
2:06 AM - Test: NEENEE
2:06 AM - Grim Echoes: ty c:
2:06 AM - Test is now Offline.

hi

THis is how you neenen

habibi

i want indian food

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nini

I've just been going off of like 4 hours off sleep and then taking naps in the middle of the day.

I am indian
but I am not food

thinking about staying up till 2:30
22 minutes wont kill me

Warning, this webm will change your life

Don't be so sure.

Nijab

If I do that, I will end up forgetting all of the shit I studied for
no bueno

daily fuck off nezi

/is so sure

I couldn't handle it.

*unzips neenee*

Its time

Its like i'm having twice the days.

Couldn't handle DEEZ NUTS
Hah
GODDEM

so fucking bored

How are you today, Grim?

eeeugh.

Colbear was drunk and calling me on my cell before and during our league match
Freklz got mad at him for playing, well drunk

It was pretty funny

...

GO TO BED GRIM
GET

I wish I could say "you used to call me on my cell phone" to Ian.

Hi :p

14 more minutes, mom

I'll probably break out in song at random if we're in some argument. It'll instantly defuse it, cause he's a white guy and white people are chumps for spontaneity

OH GOD I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA

OH GOD TELL US

That's racist grim

w e a k

your face is racist

xd random

You just exposed yourselves Ban and Grim

I will not fall for either of your tricks

Nigga you're drunk
you're gonna forget

xd

Scoots

filename got me

They always say leave the best for last
maybe Welma is waiting until the end to give my reply

Maybe

What's up, Welms?

Nah I didn't expose anything.

I had to choose between you and lenko
and I was slightly angrier at lenko

dont do it welms
dont you dare

Mayaka
Scoots

reasons why won't give you mod

i think we all know i am most deserving

You weren't going to give it to me in the first place

emotional sway happens to everyone
I just don't hide it like a bitch

to be fair that file fits you WAY more than it does me.

I know how you are when you get drunk or when you ogle bitches at the gym

Puffy puss puss. Always makes me smile for some reason.

t-TIME FOR WHAT?

ROFL

sproing

how do you like my list, goggles-tan

okay

You never know.
you're saying this because you're a bitch and publicly let it hurt you. something about how men are supposed to think with logic/reason and women with emotion :^)

No, actually, you don't. Nobody here really has seen me go wild drunk. Besides, I don't go pick up girls at the gym. Wtf?

died and went to HEAVEN

I don't think they let fags into heaven, man.

What list?

Yeah, I do know

I don't care nigga, it's a list
nobody is getting banned from a list
meanwhile you have a literal punching bag for when you get angry at thread drama
I think we know who the real bitch is here

nothing

I am literally the most hetero person alive.

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he says as he flirts with tokai and talks about pounding his ass

Hahaha

died and went to HEAVEN

Did I miss something?

nini?

Just text me, you goob. It's more personalized that way anyway~

Good feels about the future and general happiness.

I'm scared, but I love it.

How's you this evening?

am i mod now

grim pls stop with the slander, you closet furryhomo.

test pls

tru tru but I can show off in public like
ooh
gettin dat welma attenshins

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I speak the truth
it is time for me to retire, goggles post your opinion

goodnight everyone
except nezi
fuck that guy

Is it that difficult to come by? There's no way that would be a thing to show off...

I really don't care for lists as they're really subjective and it can leave people feeling bad.
People who make them should understand that it is noticing official or objective.

You don't though, neither do it because that scenario isn't what has taken place.

You say it effects you, I take this as overall and now just on a simple list lol
That's not why I got it, I had been wanting one before I was even apart of threads.

i think so

What's got you scared? Better, what has you happy?

I should probably be asleep, but instead I'm watching videos about Dark Souls lore for some unfathomable reason. It's a very quiet night for me.

d a d d y

fuck you bebop you liar

fuck you

It is nothing official or objective*

oops

You called?

daddy

If I made a list it would only upset my "friends"

make me mod
or else two words:
punitive
damages

what friends

I installed DayZ btw
I need experimental, right?

The ones in my head.

yee

aight downloading it now

~13mins

worthless

i played day z all day today
we go tomorrow mi amigo

Lol

/wrists

I'm scared of the fact I'm happy. It's just bizarre!

Just life, man. It's going well and I feel like I have some goals and aspirations and they're all within my grasp. I got real supportive friends and it's all pretty exciting to finally have everything falling into place.

yeye i figure i'll go in lone wolf and gear up tonight a little

You're mine now.

Actually fuck those guys they aren't my friends anymore.

You tell em chief.

prove your worth

Topkek

Dibs.

I got dibs.

Scoots, claim me tho. We can burn eachother and do other weird stuff and then cook a fancy dinner together and then netflix and chill.

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prove worth

Why would anybody want this?

Why would you want this?

Nothing fun. Signed up for classes, re-watched a bunch of Steven Universe, had a bit too much rum.

I'm going to Vegas in a week or so, I'm saving the fun for then.

1-800-BIG-DDOS

U lazy?

i am blue blooded, its in my blood darling

You have 5k to blow? Cause that's like the average of a decent Vegas trip from what I've heard.

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She wants to feel squeezed?

I'm bending over backwards just to be accepted by them and it needs to stop.

where proofs?

Fuck off

Blue bloods are all scum.

high tension
JAPANESE GOBLIN

Sounds like the sort of thing said exclusively by the people that go for the hookers and coke.

Scarlet has a GIRLFRIEND FOR THAT

Please don't say I am lazy

Gobbling*

That's not how this works at all.

I decided I want Ban's avatar too.

[taeks teh strawbury]

I AM AWARE OF THIS.
It's her own relationship so whatever, right?

you know my worth

prove yours

i wish for gain from my exploits

what you wish for from me is up for negotiation

I need something good to watch or fun to play.

gib suggestions

GIMME THE BLUEBERRIES

Kill yourself.

What are you even hoping to gain?

Stop using my avatar please.

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idk im on xanax and horny tbh

No this is mine.

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I don't give a fuck.

Haha actually yeah, he got robbed by a hooker. Good call.

OH FUCK GOGGLES DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
Zomg guys

Is it awful I kinda want to wear the fur coats??

Nice lies elma

That's like windowlicker creepy.

Do you need help with that?

Nu uh.

Hmm?

I KNOW BUT I WANT A FUR COAT

AND YES I REALIZE IT IS JUNE

Fur coats are cool. The guy is a total creepazoid though.

You won't entertain Mr.fur
THE LIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who r u ?

Fur is hold the door
Gas Furries

Okay.

*sigh*

If they were real fur coats and somehow there was a trade for services rendered I might have to get a fur coat.

But yes, I'd flake.

Welcome home, Kaybe.

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im mad at mommy right now

idk

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Go for it.
I don't see anything that could go wrong.

Fur is rather vintage.
Fur is pretty classy.

Y? Brat attack?

Me neither.

Saved.

D-daddy~?

fursource.com/reversible-brown-sheared-mink-coat-p-2247.html

pwease?

It's like I never left. What a nightmare.

There will be younger, less creepy men to buy you fur, I'm sure.

Wanna date?

I hope so. I never knew I wanted a fur coat until I got that email x_x

You're not my type.

If you step outside your front door, your front door will step outside you.

I don't know.
No one under the age of 50 really wears fur anymore.

What the hell?

Expanding Magnum Dong

Scoots, pls. It's too humid to be lewd

What?

I'm your type but you just don't know it yet.

If memory serves, heat actually has the opposite effect.

Is that BadFox?

You're not girly enough.

You could go window shopping at Dino's International Furs and pretend that you have money for the salespeople.

I can't wait until your science fiction biography of me comes out.

It's coming back in style in recent years.

Oh yeah?

Check out my old sleeping mask

imgur.com/yg6sZ7R

I think the only people I've seen wear fur in the last decade or more have been blacks who are trying to use it as some sign of wealth, however tacky.

No.

That is probably your sister's.

Only ones that aren't super old white ladies that is.

I already have two science fictions in mind... so far I've only figured out really cool sounding titles.

Shh x_x

I should get in touch with my old manager. She's this youthful souled grey fox and she used to rock the furs. I miss her.

It was mine

I needed it because car lights are gay.

Maybe not full on fur coats, but fur around the hoods or cuffs, fur on the boots or gloves, fur scarves, that kind of thing is popular and has been for the better part of a decade now. Around here at least. Mostly it's faux stuff, but some people like the whole real fur thing.

The title is the most important part when you're digging through the 50 cent pile at the used bookstore.

Yeah, you should. And you should exploit her for her valuable furs!

What?

ohi

It's a straightforward statement, what are you having trouble understanding?

Well I mean it was a running joke about who was gonna fuck her first back when I worked there. What better way to prove it by getting gifted her fur coat ;3

Plus, I think she liked me best anyhow^^

I would be pretty happy if someone claimed me...

I love the smell of nail polish during Witching hour~

Amateur

Scoots, plsss I was kidding x_x

The motive.

How is the Jew hating going?

HAI DARBEAR

Disregard that. You are not the person I was thinking about.

You're not my type.

I felt like tagging some profiles. Still need to get back to you for that little song you sang for me.
Next time on voice, kay?

Get lost, my works will be timeless.

Get better blinds.

I'm going to sleep, have fun.

You're just a couple'a old birds on a perch, ain't'cha?

He probably wants to annoy you, I know I'd hate having Grim whisper in my ear.

Very agreeably, thanks.

10-4

...

I don't even know who you are

night

#_#

I go as well

Fuck you

You've been saying that.

Ban.

He's still fishing for nini's.

Returned greetings to Elma.

How spontaneous. I will try to remember.

Haha, I don't think so. I'm apparently more likeable irl/than I give myself credit for.

gibbe raep

Did you get that tiramisu yet?

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Don't do that.

The tiramisu, yes, but not the pictures.

i wish real life was easy like an rpg

like say i wanted overwatch

i just go and do a lewd thing real quick and get some gold

then i spend the gold on overwatch

in real life its not as easy

gay ass shit man

Do you think this is a gaem

I am jealous. I have yet to try one.

It's too late.

I would be a sugar daddy

Or maybe you're just worse at picking up hints of distaste in real life.

it's just as easy though
use craigslist or something and sell yourself online
hell, be a camgirl

it's really not THAT hard

CP in catalog

Put your charm to good use and persuade somebody to buy you one.

;~;

oh

well, what I said stands

don't really know ban

Don't fucking cross me.

Define claimed.

danke

2-3weeks

craigslist is scary
camgirl is like lots of people and i dont want to be around lots of people
maybe id do it for one person

ive done such things before
its principally something im against unless i know i can repay them in someway

See you soon.

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...

Yes, I too imagine that they will be lost to time.

A beggar and a chooser, good luck with that.

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made me their pet and forced me to do whatever they want in exchange for cuddling me and loving me, especially at night when we go to sleep together

2-3 weeks? for what

like those waifu threads

have your gf sell your body

when phoenix ends

....

it got me a qt mommy gf

wanting a cake and wanting to eat it too surprisingly has worked well in my life

do you dislike them?
there's a couple other threads there that are somewhat like them that are protected

Meh i'm not good at that having pets and all that stuff.

They will have their own pop-cult following. THey will be space adventure themed and have vibrant environments and everything.

meow

wildfire? let's play then

that's okay, I'm low maintenance

"THERE IS NO GOD BUT MYSELF...KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE GODS OF THE KORAN AND BIBLE?" - Satan, from the Qu'ret Al-Yezid

IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SATAN AND HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS IMMEDIATELY

IF THIS POST IS DUBS THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT

GOOGLE JOY + SATAN AS URL IS BANNED

google.com/search?q=joy satan&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

1ST RESULT ABOVE

"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book." Satan, from the Al-Jilwah

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER!!

"Those who oppose me I afflict with disease." - Satan, from the Al-Jilwah (referring to the Jews)

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I don't dislike them. I just think they should be together with all the other avatars.

Check 'em

hahahahahaha

Nezi, real talk bro. This is why people don't like you.

On /trash/ i mean.

And I'm sure the grandchildren on your knee will love to hear the story of your timeless romance with grandmummy.

I hope Yoda wins the spice wars before the Borg return.

What I'm feeling right now

boredom

I'm sorry :(

This isn't the first time you've done this to me. I haven't forgotten.

this
was for you

why tho
that's where our cj started too and honestly it should go back there

my degeneracy stays in my bedroom

and here

;)

Star wars is lame, it will be nothing life star wars. Think more adventure timey.

And then this

That's not bare.

bare is pretty lewd

To get banned into the ground?

Again?

*pets*

And that means?

But we just can't because of rule 13.

wh-wha? lewd! .////.

:(

i understand if you hate me now

i do too...

you don't have to do much to make me happy, and I'll do whatever you want to make your life better

i feel like banning you for this post

made me laugh.

no lewd was implied, it was purely my reaction to wanting to play csmy mouse is kinda fucked again though

Sorry for being right all the time.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE SHITPOSTING TRAIN

MODS =/= GODS(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Those underpants aren't pink. What false advertising.

So like adventure time, but science fiction, and also a book. No, yeah, I'm totally starting to see it. Totally.

bored what do

i feel sad

jesus christ

this post was so hype but then happened

?

But i don't like controlling another person. It just feels wrong.

Why thank you, i try.

Play vidya.

Why is that?

you seem to not know that of which you know.

It will be adapted into a tv show or movie?

i dunno depression maybe?

your mouse has a lot of problems ._.

you can't get a new one?

I think you might be right.

not even if I want you to~?

suffering

I hope you liked the ban reason

positive music sounds annoying.

With the profits I will begin to invest into technology based companies and eventually leave book writing behind to become a globalised corperation bigger than google.

Shouldn't have taken all that pre-workout.

if i had a pussy id probably lowkey let everyone here fuck me

It was pretty funny yeah, also the will not expire part was great.

THAT'S THE THING, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY RIGHT NOW.

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cute pic

it's highkey tho fam

Thanks, Luka.

Are you telling me you're not a real life internet girl

don't call me Luka

pick one

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Any kind of it? Try this one. youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

You know what will cure the boredom though right? August

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Being a slut isnt cool fam

wtf mom stop making me fat,,,

i honestly will

i have a willy me do

why not
i am high enouh on xanax
to admit
that i am a major slut
u got a problem with that bard: well sing me a strain if thats what u gotta say
word out 2 ya mommy cus she be signing the death warranant from that fatal burn
yoooo

This made me want to shoot myself, so I can only assume you're attempting to induce Luka's suicide. I can't call that morally advisable.

you could entertain yourself right now but you refuse to see what you have around you and do what a lot of people do. "oh there's nothing to do here" then someone goes "but you can do X" and you go "yeah but I don't want to do X tonight" even though it's literally what you plan to do when you go somewhere else.

Aww how cute, Test is pretending to care.

Welp. Atleast you can't say i didn't try.

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Literally the story of the ages. But I will conquer this one day.

i just wish i had a pussy and stds didnt exist
it would be amazing
even the peolple that bully me
they could jsut degrade me
ahhhhhh

Here have some tits.

Sounds a little gay...

The anatomy in One Piece is so strange.

Does she keep all her organs in her boobs?

Go "cure" your 'boredom' with X X being one of the many things you've said you would learn.

Nyoro~n

meta

that mentality makes me lose any shred of hope that I will ever find love

if i had a vagina
and you fucked me
would that be gay
what if you got me gay pregnant

im a slut~

I'm just going to work more tomorrow. But it's time to try and sleep.

Beats me, I love how they look though.

That's the thing though. I'm really hesitant to start on something because I don't know if it's really what I want to do. The only thing that I've had a constant true passion for is martial arts and I am sure as hell starting again in a few months. Goodnight.

Should i feel bad for linking that song?

Most people aren't like that.

Hold onto your faith in humanity.

haha Funny about it is there are people walking just outside th walls I have surrounding my house

Sleep well.

idklol

That's pretty gay dude...
I'm not saying I wouldn't, I'm just saying it's gay.

Now now, not all girls are sluts.

tfw u low key touch urself thinking about everyone in this thread gangbanging u

I'mma reiterate what Bebop said.

That ain't very lowkey, fam.

when will they learn..

What do you honestly want people to think about you.

argh... the flutes are too high pitched.

what sort of question does that mean

I'll think about you~

Atleast the kittens were cute right?

if i can think of one word that id like people to think of when they think of me i thin it would just be "confused"

i've seen cuter.
and marching band is barely... 'cute'

By the way you go about things you will just end up being known as the common slut.

I don't even know who you are.

Goddammit.

~

thats only if i had a vagina

rn i dont

so id only like a few people here fuck me

Oh, hello.
But that's also kinda creepy.

You should just rename yourself as Desu 2.0

Don't worry about it.
right now i'm just listening to calming asmr

name names

don't take is seriously,

same

my nigga.

Didnt you say you felt nothing from sex though

there are many reasons why someone would do something then don't directly get anything from

gentle calm whispering and that brushing sounds and lullabys...
comforting
to hear someone's voice at least.

Gunshot asmr best asmr

lol

here's a good lullaby.

tbh I wish this was a thing. been thinking of making some

sounds scary

for some reason most people think russian lullabies are

HOW FUCKING PATHETIC

that wolf look kewl

I know you're cool. It's alright.

I found that sleeping on the edge of the bed can be really useful for waking up early.

But my favorite thing to listen to is either classical or celtic/folk when relaxing. youtube.com/watch?v=zYQeLAFhfIQ

I really want a few wolves as pets.

lol

I never got how people roll around in there sleep and fall out of bed, even just if it's a thing done when you're young.

G-gonna go talk to that sad looking girl outside >///

i have different taste

rawr
they would be loyal

What do you normally listen to? I'm open to most.

You're just putting yourself in a poor mood.

One time I played Sims and just locked an ugly goblin in the basement to constantly make art to support the real family upstairs. Was pretty funny. You should do something funny.

i'm bored and sleepy. you should stream your game

I'd treat them as equals and have them eat dinner with me. omg i'd have to get them when they're really young and see them go from really cute and small to big/vicious looking

I'm roleplaying as myself and going to establish myself in this community before I make another sim and have fun :3

I am having fun and Its is funny to watch :3

Just don't kill the you sim at the end.

I always end up doing that

i would like soto fuck me

psychologically it feels so good

T-thanks but Idk how

Thatsa relatabl one oololol

do you play sims much :3

ur in my game
it kinda looks like you a little kinda

anybody else?

:c
you playing it on steam?

They are still wolves.
You have to take on the alpha role of the pack if you want well behaved dogs that listen to you.
if not, you dogs may act up and not respect you, causing issues.
but yeah you can sorta still treat them as equal in your way, they are cute, then they grow up to look kewl.

I wanted to make a REALLY haunted house once, but I just lack the patience.

Nah, it's my sister's game, but I've played it a few times. Mostly just to see what dumb shit it's capable of, I really have no love of all the decorating and grinding, and cheating just spoils it even more.

I think it's more sad that he uses ASMR videos as his only human interactions.

id probably let grim fuck me too

i guess cus i think of both of them as friends

its hard for me to not want to fuck my friends if they're dependable and stufi

No I think it is on origin :p

We're talking about Bard's sim, not Luka.

What does that even mean

i wanna get milked

...

ah not a fan then eh
what sort of games do you like?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=LqGb8GVBeQY

it feels so good to be pushed down by someone you view as higher than you and feel them pounding into you making them feel good directly cus of u

mm

Close enough.

I fucking HATE VIDEO GAMES

Thats fair nough
what do you like then?

Dear God no.

I don't care how cute she is, no.

I want a real pack of wolves who won't actually try to do anything but act like it.

thought about it and made me laugh but feel bad about them

sloot

oh right right i forgot. hmm idk then

should i be banning you for this or

no music, just gentle voices
whispers
petting and brushing
and q-tip sounds.

Sage is such a hippy name.

Aight, I can respect that. I get how you feel.

i feel like you view most people as that way though
you're just asking to get 'raped'

The true answer is far too edgy to voice.

it's chara
:)

that sounds challenging :(

I noticed.

Just between you, me and the devil
I feel like a hippy

I like a challenge.

Oh i see. So can you link what you are listening to now?

why didn't you want it?

why would i get banned

its good..
i think when i ask for cummies im gonn ask for her to put her finger in me >w

Because ASMR is cringy.

Somebody cosplaying while doing ASMR, in ENGRISH no less, would cringe me right onto the floor.

the concept of asmr is weird to people. to some it's fine but actually seeing videos of people making it gets them weirded out.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

wait it's 2016 nevermind lol

Well you saying cummies is fucking awful, but you have fun with that.

ASMR in and of itself is creepy as fuck.
Why would you want to listen to someone you don't even know speak quietly into a mic for half an hour?

When you say 'ASMR' what are you referring to
How is asmr cringy?
It's a feeling

asmr is GOD TIER

im 20 dude

it made me cringe at first too
now it makes my dick rock hard
go figure man

That's not what ASMR means

He's referring to ASMR videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=bDz9tFytih4

pls b safe ;~;

don't knock it

give them time~
maybe they'll ease into it

I'm referring to the videos people make where they whisper into a microphone in an attempt to turn people on/put them to sleep.

There's a bunch of different types of asmr people make, it's not always talking. Talking for some people ruins it completely for them.
Personally talking doesn't do a damn thing for me at all, most of the time it's just annoying.

see

no promises

ASMR refers to a physical feeling caused by sound
It doesn't necesarily mean those videos and to have a negative opinion of 'asmr' because of that is not cool

im gonan go get mommy to asmr me in my ear wen i get cummies

See

ASMR videos are nothing but not particularly attractive subscriber whores whispering for half an hour while some dude jerks off to even having a girl "talk to them".

No, ASMR refers to a physical feeling casued by sound

I know, but it's not hard to use context to understand what he was referring to. People often refer to ASMR videos as ASMR.

okay... ;~;

C

people making videos of themselves recording it is sometimes seen just as bad as the people who over sexualize it.

believe it or not it actually helps people fall asleep easier or night.

if it ever happens and we're still talking to each other i'll be sure to send you pictures or maybe even videos

Allahu ackbar simply means "God is great" and yet it's entirely associated with suicide bombings on the internet. And guess what? You're on the fucking internet, where when people say "ASMR" they're referring to girls licking a microphone so you can pretend somebody's talking to you.

The general public must be a bunch of PLEBEAINS

That's probably because they have no other human contact.

This is incredibly relaxing.

Test gave you the best example of what I was trying to say. It's not their fault for going out of their way to educate themselves about something that seems really fucking weird.

asmr != talking
for me it's rain.

i want them!

and your best bet is raising at least two wolf puppies
:)

ms. wolfy & mr. wolfers ~ ♥
bebop's favorite two puppys

*meme voice* you make my dick rock hard

I just want to hear someone soothingly chamber 7.62x54 nugget ammo and fire it inside of me...

i mostly jump around to random ones
to try find one i like.

still wishing this was real

yeah i want at least two so when i'm gone they can mess around with each other and not feel so lonely.

I can make that for you

There was someone else who talked about it and the ones they linked were nothing but a super annoying, 5/10 girl talking her fucking cats or how she thought she was attractive in a really creepy voice.

woof woof
awoo

they wont forget you ever.

Nice. I like this one, with the music box playing in the background.

That would actually be fucking amazing.

Kanra were r u

it doesnt need much sound~

kek
but yeah shit like that gives it a bad name. i've no clue why talking/ROLEPLAY videos make up the majority of the stuff on youtube

omg yesss

kinda wanna make it a thing in the next few years. definitely going to own a mosin though

There's actually a guy on Youtube that does "Manly ASMR" or some shit. I found him by accident and he talked about how he loved rubbing his nutsack (a giant nutsack) and playing with his balls (two 8balls) and rubbed axes and scythes and shit. It was great.

i've listened to a few videos by guys who made asmr videos. its a change to hearing all the girls talk.(talking in general is kinda meh though)
you have no idea what youre doing to me by putting those thoughts in my mind

i search "weapon asmr" and get "shady gun salesmen asmr"
YEAH NO I DONT WANT TO FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO DIE TONIGHT

I just assume that the target audience of most ASMR shit is guys crying themselves to sleep while clutching their cum stained waifu pillows.

...

with the amount of anime clips people send me to watch with the amount of asmr videos i listen to at night(of rain), it's really scary to see all the shit people make for others to 'listen to'

love the intro lol

i want love.

I agree with that. And now i feel all relaxed.

you know what would really do it for me
stalker asmr. i don't mind talking but i feel talking about the zone would be real good.

don't we all

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