Ass Effect: Blunder of the Year Edition

How many american genders will you be able to choose from?

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This isn't a problem that's exclusive to burgerland, m8.

I don't care mate. I would rather everybody forgets about it and shit doesn't sell.
I'll pirate it and play it when it comes out, but I won't expect it to be even barely decent.

This?

lots of laughs and EA still refusing to release DAI sales numbers
This is probably gonna flop, then Bioware is gonna finally be axed

Take your pick.

That honestly sounds like a lie.

It's just you. I don't relish in the fact that games are shit.

Please don't lie. The textures of the armor were alright, the design was complete garbage. The belly tits were fucking ridiculous.

Fuck, still makes me laugh as hard as before.

I don't understand why people are assuming that this asari is trans. Asaris only have one gender.
If there's a trans in Mass Defect Androgyny then it could/might be the main character.

Really?

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The real question is how much gay will be there?

This tumbling Asari reminds me of that buck teethed feminist in that :rolleyes: reaction image.

Are there even any physically attractive male xenos in mass effect? Something like "this species is nothing but Arnold Schwarzenegger body types with the face of a model and a personality of your wet dreams! type of shit and not "human but scaly/furry"?

Well there are the fuckers that are essentially scaly humans, but extremely romantic, are natural born killers and licking their skin gets you high.

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The future of the world and games doesn't look so bad.

The Krogans of course.

Fun fact: They had to comb the whole LGBTETC. community for this because there are barely enough deviants around to fill the rooster.

It's looking splendid.

*cha cha cha*
*jazz hands*
or is it benny hill theme playing?

They will spend a few hundred million to brainwash the normals like they always do and it'll sell.

fuck i believed this till i got to 'depressed genderfluid mexican'

I BELIEVED 'GAY BEARDED JEW' WAS A REAL GENDER IDENTITY!!!

thanks for the embed, new to me, and sounds good

Why would it flop? It's always been a shit tier pleb game.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wasn't DA:I a flop though?

Yes, it was, but to BioWare that's just proof their games need more Cultural Marxism.

You're about 6 years late to the party. It is a horror offshoot of synthwave which is getting pretty popular.
Tumblr just discovered the genre thanks to the tv show "Stranger Things", so I expect they will call for mass content censorship pretty soon. Shit's fucked.

What in the nine hells is this?

Hipsters.

EA probably quietly killed DA after DA:I's lackluster sales. They'll probably end up quietly killing Mass Effect after this game sells poorly despite paid GOTY awards, bringing Bioware closer to death's door.

That I shall live to see the day….

I've been saying it for a few weeks now. I predict this will be BioWare's last "hurrah". They'll certainly get downsized and left with a skeleton crew to keep the Old Republic running and adding content.

Hell, the Curry Thunder they put in charge of the project, arguably BioWare's flagship and what could have been the next Star Wars for a new generation, has virtually zero experience in game development. The only game he has actually worked on that I can find is ME3, and only as a gameplay designer.

EA likely has no faith in the IP, let alone BioWare, considering how little marketing and hype this game has been getting. Let's not forget it's coming out in six months, and there has been one trailer that was actually about the PS4 Neo and a cinematic one showcasing next to nothing.

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How many times has Bioware gotten downsized already? They're 90% interns hired off Tumblr at this point. Not even Gayder wants to be involved anymore.

Gayder left actually. I didn't hear anything about actual downsizing, but it's pretty obvious they've bleed out all the talent (or "talent" as it were) they once had.

Hell, Gayder was around since the company was founded, him jumping shit pretty much means that they're fucked. Maybe EA will get the last laugh and make them churn out f2p mobile games of their IPs.

That would be hilarious.

If any of those people were to start talking to me about respecting their pronouns and what obscure made-up sexuality they belonged to, I'm going to do a 360 and walk the fuck away at the speed of sound because FUCK THAT SHIT. This is the epitome of narcisissm. A little bit of it is healthy, but what the fuck is THIS? I have seen some depraved shit during my combined 10 years on 4ailchan and on here and this shit just makes me fear for my life.

This is what happens when you have hugbox forums where no mean opinions can hurt you; you turn into some tumblrtard with a bloated sense of self-worth; you can do no wrong and your shit don't stink. These people have no sense of style; they look like they crawled out of a dumpster. Their haircuts are JUST fucking disgusting to look at. They look like the slightest hint of a bad word could ignite a dramabomb. In my experience, the people that try to look the most interesting are also fucking bland and boring personalitywise.

Just end this fucking farce already.

Humanity HAS declined.

In all my travels the only time I've seen something as shit as that imagine in actual real life was Stockholm gay pride parade.
And that shit was like in 2006.

It's just late roman decadence of a dying empire all over again

Why does Bioware keep using 3D animations when it's clear they can't do it?

You can just hear the Tom & Jerry soundtrack.

That sounds pretty fucking degenerate, user.
But was it as bad as this?

This is the kind of shit that'd turn an atheist into a Christian .

This is some Hieronymus Bosch shit right here.

They didn't want to renew gaider's contract and he didn't take it well. The punishment for DA:I tanking I suppose.

the frog fuckboys

MEMES?

Salarians don't have sexual appetite, user

wow, what a trip

What the fuck is that

Modern "art"

Time for modern art then?

GAH!
SPOILER THAT SHIT user!

a modern exhibit to teach children about/to fear the human body

I just don't understand why now that they decided to not use Shepherd anymore they can't give people an option to choose their species.

Too much effort. Probably.

Same reason as everything else in this turd: Because Bioware is creatively bankrupt.

no shit
with all that onslaught of muslim loving lefties on christians I slowly am turning into one

fuck the pope though, soros's aganet he is

Stop talking about it.

;_;

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Maybe it will replace Ass Creed Syndicate as the most cucked game ever.

An expression of beauty fitting for 2016.

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multiplayer in me3

Asari can make them horny, user. You'll just have to be your salarian husbando's side dude

How dare you?

are you even trying?

Because cobbling together more player animations for use with the non-human species options would take away precious dev time, which could be better used for shoehorning shitty dialogue and making sure every single female character induces erectile dysfunction on sight. Besides, they already have the same canned human animations ready to recycle with minimal-if-any changes.

Fun fact: A similar reasoning is supposedly behind the fact that most of the ME alien species are just discolored humans with funky heads, rather than neat shit like the squids, the huge ape-things and etc. Animating non-standard/non-humanoid models is hard, when you're a bunch of tumblrina hacks trying desperately to show the evil white men how bad they are, but without taking away any of your precious twitter shitposting time in the process.

>tfw there will never be a genuinely-good ayy game where the ayys are more interesting than just Star Trek-tier rubber forehead "designs"
>tfw you will never get to fuck something so alien that either have to pick a random hole or make one yourself
>tfw you will never use the power of dick to bend ayys to your will, demonstrating the human racial trait of conquering everything by any means necessary

or i could be with both of them and turn it into a menage a trois

And this is why ME fans are faggots.

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Why would I trust those clowns?

but user, miranda is literally perfect

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on the first one why does the guy in the boyfriend label looks like E.T

I don't think anyone think that CISquisition was nothing else that at best "a poor game" (an enormous shit in fact), even normal fags would tell you it looked like an MMO except not-multiplayer. The problem is this
EA can market it to death like they did with Battlefront, Battlefield, like they do with their entire sport line up, like UBI does with Ass Creed… And normalfags will buy enough of it, even if it's shit to continue the activity forever, because at this point it's an industrial scheme where IP and release are tied to stock performances in a race of make believe, like a lot of tech companies are engaged in. It doesn't matter whether the game is good or not. What matter is that there is X releases on QA Y, boosting income, for dividends will be versed in QA Z, and stock is priced accordingly.

At this point EA (and others) is more a first sector industry than a tertiary. Quality doesn't matter, quantity does.
Which is why you have insane line-ups (perfectly illustrated by Ubisoft last years with game for the same target audience released directly in concurrence of each others the same week, etc…).
They're game farmers. Yearly pricing is function of quantity put out after harvest season.

Star Trek had rubber forehead designs due to lack of funds and non-existent special effects.

The good episodes/seasons of Star Trek, wrote the book cover to cover in lore, background and cultural differences of alien species, possible interaction with humans and space diplomacy (and how to make alien species and characters feel real).

Don't put it anywhere close from a sentence with Bioware in it…

This is how a blood libel jewish ritual looks like. This is something made by Moloch himself.

Reminder that to the main stream Dragon Age: Inquisition was a "success". No matter how bad ME 4 is, it will still be considered GOTY by a huge swathe of gamers.

SO QUIRKY, this bozo is going to be a 2.0 of that horrid elf thing from dragon age inquisition

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Normalfags don't care about this stuff, they don't care about the street shitter calling for the death of white people his twitter, they don't care about ugly ass characters models, they'll buy it off name alone as ME is still very popular among them.

I love that for all their virtue signaling the trailer shows a FUCKING WHITE MALE very prominently.

why are you even here? Just leave.

The only good things the ME series produced was the first game, Tali and the Geth.
I would absolutely get in bed with a Geth, male, female; top, bottom; none of that matters. Vidya characters don't usually arouse me, but holy fuck, the Geth do weird things to my dick. Literally any time I see an image of one I get erect, images ravage through my head of feeling their bodies and looking into their eye. I have no fucking clue as to why this is, I've never felt this way before about an actual person, let alone fictional characters.

WHY IS SHE SO UGLY

You'd think after the crap over ME3's ending it might not do so well

Nobody remembers cisquisition and it failed so hard that EA didn't even bother with inundating it with DLC.

I'm pretty sure it is written off as a failure in EA's books.

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Fuck, Human Centipede modern art shitshow.

It had several DLC packs. About as much as any singleplayer Bioware game, save maybe ME3: The Multiplayer Jewening.

This is fuckin' terrible.

Oh yeah? I didn't even know. Needless to say I didn't follow that shit show too much.

It's the current year shitlord, we can't having you becoming sexually attracted to computer game characters, these are so much better cisscum, don't you agree?

This is the point where you quietly get up and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, then barricade all doors and exits before torching the whole building.

The best part is: Asari appear attractive to whatever race they're speaking to. Either Bioware are so shit at their own lore or they're literally saying "this is what your character should find attractive in current space-year, you fucking scum".
asari were never attractive

Why did she jump like that in one leg?

This, they're just blue humans with tentacle hair.

I don't know what you're all getting upset about. Maybe it's just because I had low expectations coming in but this latest build of Revolution 60 is the best I've seen to date.

That was an inside joke from the old Bioware forums. You'd be able to tell what they really look like from a photograph or remote surveillance. Or the sign outside Chora's Den.

Gotta make that money, OP.

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Someone with decent shopping skills among us?

Shreks face
Shrek takes off belt, gravity takes an even harsher toll
Shrek removes jacket, gravities effect intensifies even more

Well it exist in-game in Mass Effect 2.

In one of the bar in Mass Effect 2 there is a bachelor party hosted by a human for his Salarian coworker as a tradition (which the Salarian find stupid since, he's just giving genetic material or smth), they have a Turian friend with them. They're getting drunk and there is an Asari dancer on their table. They all describe her differently and are puzzled on how their description don't match.
All Asari have biotics and the good ones have the highest biotics known, they project sexiness as a mental thing.

So they're basically a light version of mind flayers. Hell the companion quest for the Asari companion in ME2 is basically stopping an Asari mutant that has become a real one.

Now sure since this was actually pretty fucking cool, Bioware said that it was a joke and totally non canon.
Because we can't have nice things.

Not sure why these other fags are getting sad by this. If anything these pics are a goldmine.

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I think this one is a Slaaneshi cultist.

Why is she jumping on one leg like that?
It's so stupid.
It makes me angry.

The bachelor party thing is the inside joke, user. It's an Easter Egg. Circa ME1, back on the old Bioware forums, some people were joking about how it's curious every species finds the asari attractive, despite them looking more human than turian, krogan, or salarian.

Biotics and asari mind-melding are separate, by the way.

user, I think you have a huzbando/waifu.
Embrace it.

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are nyckas even dat hype for this shit? a nigga don't even remember mugs gettin dat hype 4 me3 tbh monica

just let dat shit b fam we all kno iz gon b shieet tbh b

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I'm pretty sure it's that cartoony cliche where a character makes a sharp turn mid-sprint and sort of nearly loses their balance.

Except it looks retardedly exaggerated and she's not going anywhere near fast enough.

=FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKK THIS THREAD==

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megadeath
IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND
OF MEGADEATHS THE EARTH
HAS BECOME TOO UNNATURAL
AND NATURE WILL CORRECT IT

HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

Looks like she gets slipped up over that small ledge. It'd happen to most people in real life, but their animation is too godawful to look believable.

Holy shit how can these people even stand to stay around this thing. It really makes me think about the soulless NPCs irl theory.

I couldn't stomach to watch the entire webm, just watching the first minute of it made me feel sick and I stopped.

This must be inspired by satanic rituals made by the jewish elite like said

Now that you mention it it does seem like it's because of the ledge. I didn't even notice it.

Still looks terrible though.

My dick would have exploded if not for the fact it's relatively poorly made SFM.
I've never looked up R34 of the Geth and I don't plan to as I don't want to increase my lust for them

there is a god and he hates every single one of us

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it's art you philistine

Bioware wouldn't add anything their actually gay fans would want to see, like a romance with Garrus.
No, instead they add an ugly nigger.

They won't top ME1, ME2, or even ME3. Even though many people dump on ME3, it had a couple good cinematic parts.

What players will get is something worse than ME3, but with no huge reaper fights, no bro-tier characters, and no continuing romances. What do you have left? Things happening that doesn't make sense, 'tear jerking' scenes that feel forced or awkward, and a bunch of ugly butter-faced characters.

The FIRST ONE and I've already had enough.

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Oh sweet fucking jesus that is the best thing that has come out of Biwoare in years. And they didn't even do the bits that made it good.

Ass Defect: Diarrhea

Now with the triplicate experience of liquid, solid and gas discharge.

There is no way this isn't a joke. I know I'm laughing.

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not declined, just needs a prune.

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Actually, you probably SHOULD look up porn of them and then get fucking tired and burnt out from masterbating to the same subject.

You look at enough porn, it becomes eh overall until you rest for a long while and get back into it.

That said, it will pass either way.

I, too, am Baba gender.

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The key thing is that they don't have penises, so if you're a bottom you're out of luck.

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This is fucking gold. I didn't realize the turkroach meme was real.

From what I'm heard it the Unreal engine fucking them over that alien design limitation. Unreal only works with "humanoid" playable characters.

So every playable character ends up being a biped.

Are we sure it's the engine and not BioWare being inept retards?

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It's like they don't want this game to sell

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not to misogynist shitlords like you.

Leftists are subhuman filth. They lack any emotions other than self loathing.

I don't think tumblr has enough welfare bucks to buy their games, at least not after all the money they spend on food, nail polish, makeup, hair dye and fanart commissions.

Gotta love Bioware animations

truly terrifying

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this is an affront to god

I have a feeling it will just fizzle out and be quickly forgotten instead.

garlic to onions user

both are just terrible on their own. I hope Bioware at least provides us our own biotic donkey companion.

Keep it up, gamergurl, and I'll psychically rape you.

YOU'RE A BIG BULL

Holy shit, please tell me there's an audio sample of that quote, because it's just too insane to be true. If it's real, then hopefully these parasites will take hold in the cancerous movement, just so that it will make disputes over priorities of the group all the more retarded.

Every thing is dead

No, user, this is what (((G-d))) wanted all along

WAKE ME UP

At some point a senior staff member looked at her do that hop and decided nothing was wrong.

Wew.

CAN'T WAKE UP

Look at the shirt/tunic whatever.

Just imagine how many people up the corporate chain this had to go through, and they all approved and thought this was perfect marketing material.

God is just a job title, kikes and christcucks worship the demon Yahweh

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What in god's name is this shit?!

the gates of hell

Some horrific Australian art thing

Not that many I'd imagine. DA:I sold like shit.

They didn't think it was perfect marketing material. They just don't give a shit or know any better. The majority of these marketing people haven't even the slightest clue what they are selling most of the time. The smartest people in marketing are barely capable of tying their shoes on their own. Marketing is the industry that people join when they are too stupid to get their MBA. Let that sink in.

I read about the 72 goetia daemons and i find the comparision with the kike god offensive

Tell me about the warden. Why does he ride the bull?

YAHWEH isn't a name. It's a Hebrew phrase which means "I am what I am." Baal forbid the Jews to speak his name for so long that they completely forgot they were worshiping Baal and began to persecute Baal worshipers. This pleased Baal as he is the God of Destruction, also known as Typhon or Set, and he revels in bloodshed.

I refuse to believe that this is not satire.

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wew

The Guardian website published an article from them. The best thing was the comments section. When even Guardian readers think your leftist campaign is fucking retarded you might have problems.

This is the kind of shit that proves that there is no god. Go evangelize somewhere else faggot.

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Buddhism is better

Jesus wept.

Idk fam, when I look at cultures that had mostly Buddhism for the longest time. They are pretty shit. Thailand is a good example, the whole country is like a massive slum.

You're joking right?

That's the only fucking thing that actually makes sense. I only played the first one

might as well be christian at that point

They stole most of their non-byzantium shit from the locals anyway.

I'm game.

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It gets spookier

Indeed.

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This is what happens when man rejects Christ Jesus in Gospel truth and does not even fear God.

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that is the most horrifying thing ive ever seen in my entire life

Fuck off Pajeet.

are you actually retarded or did you just have a stroke?

I think you can romance him as a female, but not male.
Like he said, Bioware has no fucking idea what their gay fans actually want.
Here's a chart of the romancable characters for all three games. You'll notice the male ayylmaos aren't romancable for the males.
No gay guy wants to fug Cortez or Taylor, they want Garrus and Javik.

You can actually tell who they modeled some of the characters off, like Jacob Tayler is clearly modeled off of Kanye West and Kelly Chambers is modeled off of Kaley Cuoco.

He's from the "any kind of mention of a game is secretly marketing"-camp.

I'm sure they'll just make everyone bisexual like Bethesda did in FO4.

If I was a marketer, I wouldn't bother with anything else on imageboards other than encouraging shitposting about the game in order to generate fake controversy.

that is the only way to keep everyone happy

But that's nazi pone.

same shit as a nazy furry, no body wants that shit, only nazi cartoons are accepted

You don't need sand cults to stop yourself from being a filthy degenerate

Satanic synth in my cerebral man.

While we're on the subject of Mass Erect, I'd like to remind everyone that Tali is best girl.

How about cutting that bullshit out and focusing on the romances pandering to the male, non faggot, audience?

Gaming went to shit when they started pretending women represent a significant part of the gaming demographic.

Enjoy your bird flu.

That might be true if best girl weren't Ashley.

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And if you'd believe the representation in the media you'd think they were somewhere around 15-20%.

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Which is totally not what that kind of thread is doing.

If a insignificant minority makes up a huge portion of your audience, you're not reaching many people with your product at all.

What makes you think I trust anything Jews say or do?

Huge being a relative term here. What do you think is the bigger audience, tumblrtards and faggots or heterosexual nerds?

just not activate the faggot romances? is not they are forcing you to do it, they actually do that shit, right?

Learn to read friend.

you misspelled Liara

Yes, I get it, you're mentally challenged.

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No its you.
Majority of gamers mean the majority of the people who play games, it has nothing to do with the population of the planet you massive faggot.
Please, learn to read.

This unironically triggers me in a way that cannot be described through text alone.

smh

Liara is the second best.

Is this the new cast of Broquest?

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God is dead and we killed him… by such atrocities and lack of proper morality.

Mass Effect has always been terrible, but judging an entire game based on one silly mo-cap shot is idiotic. So I'm not surprised to see it happening here.

Shill confirmed.

How hypocritical does a nation have to be to ban porn actresses that might resemble minors, yet allow children to see this unholy abomination?

This shit looks like something straight out of John Romero's imagination during the days of Doom and Quake

That thing is fucking adorable

It doesn't matter why he rides. What matters is his bull.

Remember, the Jews will keep pushing until you snap. When you snap, white man, they will parade you around like a terrorist. Then, they will label all white males as literally hitler and have an excuse to send us all to the camps.

So, when you strike, make sure no one is left alive so they cannot succeed in their fantasies of genocide of their greatest enemy.

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One would think they'd learn after a history of getting genocided over and over again by many different cultures throughout the ages.

Daily reminder that the Asari are probably giant space slugs telepathically manipulating the other races and deserve nothing but genocide

Holy fuck you're retarded

nigger leave

No fat chicks allowed

they're slugs

They deserved genocide for hiding the Prothean beacon and still denying the Reapers for the entire trilogy. Actually, even if the Council publicly deny Reapers for the sake of the general public it made no sense for no one or even the individual powers to acknowledge or do anything about the Reapers when they made guns based on Sovereign and the Salarian STG studied indoctrination. But then that's Bioware's writing for you

exhentai.org/g/644602/60fec0b0e5/

We'll never get a space game where at least half the aliens have major non-anthropomporphic qualities.

They will never realize that radically different languages would necessitate the need for a translator and use more advanced Text-to-speech with alien noise Foley work for the 'actual' voice. Bringing back text to expand writing and removing cost intensive VA work.

We're definitely never going to get a sequence in which the translator is damaged, and suddenly it's up to you having paid attention to body language your alien crew was using to know what they want.

Why is one of the coolest and versatile backdrops for story telling inevitably does nothing but try and make things boring?

they tried that in dragon age 2 and people threw a fit.

I want to go back.

I want the Shreksari to leave. The reapers did nothing wrong.

Is the second webm supposed to have sound? Is it supposed to be ironic? I can't believe whoever made it honestly blames all males for problems the main female character created entirely herself through selfishness and poor impulse control. Is burning the wedding dress and complaining about men supposed to be a message of the poor deal women receive through marriage? Because the facts of marriage in the western world do not support that position.

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Star control has ya covered

Did this thread literally turn into the halfchan /vg/ Mass Effect General?

Faster Than Light does a better job of being Mass Effect than Mass Effect does.

So does Revelation Space.

I don't like using this word, but this thread is fucking degenerate

Revelation Space is a book. If we're expanding to other media, it's just flat out unfair to Bioware or any other developer, for that matter.

I mean, there are like three different iterations of Star Trek to choose from and countless sci-fi books to choose from. Look at the Uplift Wars, for example- that's not even a high profile series, but it shows an understanding of alien physiology, biology, and psychology that far outstrips anything Bioware could hope to achieve, even at their height.

Stick to video games, the fields a bit more even- you have Masters of Orion, Galactic Civilizations, and Endless Space/Legend to pick from, just off the top of my head.

Serj Tankian?

I've never played any of these fucking games, and what the fuck. All the gay options suck shit. Why are SJWs praising this? Why is Javik only for female Shepard? Javik has one of the coolest designs on the whole fucking list.

Exactly, from the amount of gay Garrus/Turian fanart (seriously, go to rule34.xxx and type "Turian"; see how much is straight) you'd think Bioshit would get the fucking message that maybe if they're going to pander they shouldn't half-ass it.
All that matters to them is the very act of virtue signaling, the quality of it doesn't matter.

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Triple dubs Checks

Triple dubs.

Leftist's lack of Soul confirmed!

Praise unto Kek!

It eats and replaces the tongues of fish.

Am I still kawai user-kun?

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With those numbers, of course.

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good description of what happened to Bioware too. SJWs invaded the host and siphoned off nutrients while shitting down it's throat. just not quite enough to kill it quickly.

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PRAISE KEK

FOUR IN THE MORNIN AND I'M ZONIN

if he has been taking that monster's phallus all this time it's a miracle he can still walk or sit.

The power of the protagonist is sealing ruptures, remember.

Jesus christ though. I can't even take in a 4 inch dick without it hurting.

I look forward to your incontinent future full of AIDS you faggot.

Because when I think about Inquisition I think about progressivism, tolerance and homofaggotry.
What is the inquisition in this fucking game ? What's the bloody plot ?

It's a Templar order, but since they already had one in the lore they had to think up some other name for it.

You don't do anything remotely related to any Inquisition.

They ripped off the plot of the original Doom basically.

stop being so edgy, you're scaring the kids.

To think someone would sink that low.

You're raping the kids

you're in for a fun time the next few years

Apt since doom is the fate of Bioware studios.

Stop being so full of AIDS then.

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God damn, I knew someone would think of it

There's nothing edgy about cleaning society of devil's agents.

Would make first contact with the last pic, hard.

Starflight had pretty weird aliens.

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It's Ba'el

liberals have become so repulsive I've put my fedora away out of shame of being associated. i mean I'm not a Christfag or anything, but I realize secularism is far from being the cure for humanity's sickness, and in the face of that I can't say shit about religion. if there's a hell, I think we're already in it.