Hey mobile bros. Who hype for Mario Run? Im glad it wont have in app bullshit

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I know this is bait for the autistic majority, but if it's even half as good as Sonic Runners was and eventually gets an Android port then I'll be willing to give it a try.

If all mobile users were banned from the internet for 1 week (all devices), that would be the greatest week in years.

A week? I wish it was permanent. I can't stand this mobile gaming cancer shit.

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saging a shill thread

That's not where poo goes!

That girl's probably gonna have a lot of infections now.

Serious question: Have you ever been diagnosed with any form of autism? You'd have to be on the spectrum to not see this as an obvious (unfunny) joke thread.

nice dubs.

It hurts, brehs

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There are actual good games on mobile. I use android. Fucking Theotown. The port of OpenTTD. Xash on android. Xcom on android. Drastic which runs shit really well. But this, this is a mistake.

Maybe even cancer.

This game looks so astonishingly bad its hard to believe. Fuck, Mario Teaches Typing has more depth than this, and that game sucked balls.

Mario X Link Porn?

Waste of dubs

There's Sonic Mania dude.

Same. I'll laugh if the people that says Sonic is dying because he's on mobile defends Mario Run.

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bro this game is gonna be so fucking epic

This picture is an avatar for you at this point

"Mobile" is not a bad platform. It's just a shit market. The mobile market is a great example of how normal people ruin everything.

good goy

They're good little sidekicks.

You're posting on the wrong site, nigger.

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Funny that "a part" and "apart" mean opposite things. Check a dictionary.

Honestly, I'm a big fan of how Nintendo has simplified the controls. It'll open up gaming to every single person with an iPhone™, and us gamers will finally get mainstream recognition!
I expect the later levels to have some really difficult puzzle and some crazy new mechanics that require precise timing and forward thinking to use.

K, nintendrones, riddle me this - how the fuck mobile phone games are different from your handheld touch games?
It's the same fucking shit - you tap screen and something happens.
I tried playing that TWEWY thing and it was literally mobile game with tap to move/attack and wait for shit to level up.
It's just you now don't need to buy a separate phone to "play" your mario.
Fucking hypocrites.

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Do you read the article? how does [2014] makes it irrelevant? If anything, its predict the future

In the end you spend 60$ either way, what's the difference?

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Handheld game doesn't cost $60

wait what

So Nintendo finally surrendered to mobile, eh? One step closer to PC games and the death of consoles then.

What if the NX is actually a Steam-esque PC platform instead of a new console?

also

I hope they give that guy a raise.

My money is on it being a mobile gimmick of some sort. Maybe something like a doodad with relatively strong hardware that connects via Bluetooth to your phone or tablet and uses it as the screen for vidya.

They also don't use any form of DRM for the ROMs. Meaning: you can use their ROMs with any emulator you like.

Please learn how to spot shills

IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

I know its the internet and poe's law and all but come on user, don't tell me you can't detect a little bit of sarcasm in OP post.

Either way multiple daily threads about fucking mobile shit is driving me up the wall here.

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If this post ends in 5 or dubs, I will unleash monster girls.

You have failed. You know what you must do.

You are right, we should memory hole this and just accept that Mario Run is just the future of platformers and nintendo in general!

Hi shill

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Is it wrong, though?

In my experience the faggots playing phone games aren't the same faggots who played Vidya all day erryday as kids.

So they are not the same demographic despite the common misconception.

Basically the "50% OF ALL GAMERS ARE GIRLS" clickbait, the ones playing Phone games tend to have limited experience with "real" games, PC, Handlheld and Console.

It is like going and marketing olympic work-out equipment to the HAES crowd because they are "Health Enthusiasts" who ho to Planet Fitness.

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I only like my mobile games if they have cute girls in them.

They only let fans do shit when it benefits them. Did you expect anything different from a company started by some Jews in Hawaii?

Negev is fucking amazing holy shit. What a design.

except SORR kept getting updates after the takedown request and Sega so far has not gone after other sites hosting the game or its updates, just the site of the dev Bombergames. contrast this with Nintendo going after any and every site hosting AM2R, and then issuing takedown orders to 560+ more games on top of that. Sega are still jews as you said but their kikery pales in comparison to what current year Nintendo has metastasized into, we're not saying their hands are clean, just cleaner.

god yes, what game?