Which pokemon would youbefriend and become your best friend?

Bitch please, Totodile is where it's at.

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This guy gets it.

I seriously envied Jessie on that episode he remembered his growlithe and all the memories I wished were mine

So uh
Which male Pokemon has a nice fat ass?
I want him to sit on my face, smother me to the point I pass out, maybe even toot a little

You know the answer

I would totally a Legna

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I can handle you guys wanting to fuck pokemon,but this post made me throw up in my fucking mouth a little.

this nigga knows what's up

That's angelus you dumb fuck. Legna was the nigger dragon in the second game.

This niggas would be great friends.

You sure that isn't Mikhail?

this thing whatever it is

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CharGatr is a winning Combo in PMD, plus Totodile is a perfect fit for Super Partner.

Feraligatr is fat and lewd, user.

Have another vomit inducing post by me, then

Das rite, they're just so goddamn qt

Make way for the goddess

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Nah he's a dork

Please.