Are there any games that let me play as a busty female nazi?

Just match a skirt to a regular SS uniform.

Technically, Selvaria's DLC for Valkyria Chronicles.

You play as a busty female and command a unit of soldiers who represent the Nazis.

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Does Hugo Boss sell any or would I have to look elsewhere?

Is Valkyria Chronicles worth a pirate? I heard it was rather disappointing after a point?

If anything they're selling burkinis now.

I loved the game enough to get a Platinum Trophy on it.

I think it's worth actually buying, but do whatever you want.

This tbh you Amerimongols.

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The story takes a huge dive after a while. Otherwise the gameplay can be fun. Since the Selvaria DLC probably doesn't do much story wise, it could be worth the pirate

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread.

/israel/ is two boards down.

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yes, just do it.

Females don't make for good soldiers.

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They make good morale officers

Nigger, please. They're still kicking.

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I had a complete raid fuckup, anyone have the webm of the 3 nazi lolis singing with hearts of iron in the background?

Into the oven it goes!

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What, you have a problem with transnordics you fucking bigot?

arent there facebook groups for this kind of shitpost?

This is haram.

Get lost on your way from reddit m'm80?

It seems it's still with you but I'm not surprised.

I want to bump this for no other reason than to see the webms that this guy is talking about.

People like would have been gassed.

Whats with all the neo nazi posting lately?

Stay in your own fucking board.

>PC (who actually is Hitler after being kidnapped and having his face altered via plastic surgery) gets to kill the Hitler impostor and take back Germany and lead the reich to nuke the Kremlin

hello newfag

It's amazing.

We exodus to fullchan Holla Forums because of it's shitty cuck users and mods and whining about Holla Forums shit only for this place to turn into another place to increasingly become cucked again and now whining about Holla Forums. This wasn't even a problem before, now recently all these kids bitching about Holla Forums again. What the fuck is going on? Mark, you faggot. What did you do?

I came here to ask this.

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Will we ever escape the cycle of cucks? They're so cucked they know they can't live without us fucking them in the arse because it's so damn shit when you're surrounded by nothing but cucks.

No satan you cannot escape your cycle of guilt.

You cannot escape cancer, you can just starve it off.
It doesn't help that Mark is more worried about his personal vendetta with 4am threads than the board as a whole.

Aren't they supposed to represent both Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia.

i have a design for bullet-proof head and chest armor made with CNT-reinforced ballistic ceramics.

we can't do full power armor yet due to power generation issues but with modern ceramics the gunpowder projectile might soon face the end of it's age, falling to higher power firing systems such as magnetic induction and radiation pulses or other higher energy munitions.

Fuck that shit. I know people who beat it before. We just need more chemo.

4am threads are shit though

Holla Forums and Holla Forums use to be good for a short time and that depresses me

Our only chemo is attacking our internal organs though

It's all fun and games until Mark gets especially pissed about your threads/generals, this shit happened with ss13 and many other topics before.

As evidenced by the staggering increase in traffic

I agree with him for the wrong reasons, Mark is a huge faggot. I could rant on and on.

You forget oldfags will simply stop coming when volume of cancer increases?

The thing is that his measures don't even work, they just fuck with regular users out of 4am threads.
Everyone at 4am already adapted to the avatarfag thing by name or tripfagging, so what does that rule do now?One thing, if I post 3 more Joshuu reaction images I'll get banned.

There's just way too much shilling now.

Holla Forums caught too much attention due to the CON chat log leaks so they're trying to shill as hard as they can so they don't all get sent to jail for fraud, pedophilia, harassment, swatting, and numerous other crimes.

Holla Forums because of the fucking mainstream media being scared of some frog shitposters and then every normalfaggot, "journalist", and shill flooding the board.

I thought we left national socialism behind in 1945?

I wouldn't say that it's proper shilling as much as it is halfchanners migrating here.
Holla Forums for example, only got bad like it is today on that cuckchan exodus where half/pol/ was nuked.
Just like in yurop, the refugees are ruining us

eight gorillion unique users per month brah.

Nonsense. They just took a Nazi nap in Argentina and Hungary.

the one answer to the impossible question, yet ignored because Holla Forums never plays videogames

this hurts a lot more than i thought it would

it's just that migrants and refugees seem to never learn. they leave their shitholes because it's so shit then they bring all the cancerous things that made their old home shitholes in the first place to their new home and once that goes to shit they'll fuck up some other pristine uncuck lands again and never once have the self-awareness to understand why their original homes went to shit to be begin with and drag all sorts of cancer with them for enternity, like muslims in europe or californians in texas or melbourners fucking… everywhere. fucking hell m8s australia is doomed. someone, anyone, please nuke us. china? india? somebody…

What a shame. And here I thought people would stop supporting a program that encourages women to shit out children for free taxpayer money as the Government goes to war with every single country, fosters a high-dollar ethnic cleansing fluff project in an effort to appease the very muslim countries that NEETsocs claim are currently destroying Germany, and builds highways to nowhere.

It's more likely that wherever we go we will have reddit and their ilk follow us, because they crave what we offer, but they are not self aware enough to understand how their behavior destroys it.

That would be amazing.

Why would China nuke you? They're all moving in next door.

I'd play it

If any of you got scammed by starbound, the aryan race mod got picked up again. One of the only good things about that shit heap.

Just like Muslims when they immigrate to our lands. No wonder leftists like them, they're the same type.

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You mean White Power Armor?

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When most people mention of the SS they usually mean the Waffen-SS. They either don't know or forget that the SS was a political entity first, and the armed branch of the Nazi party second.

They had sub-organizations dealing with all manner of social aspects.

We exoded to fullchan because GamerGate got nuked in there, not because of Holla Forums whining.

Anyway, you all seem to think that, because something sounds from Holla Forums, it should be accepted, even if it's shit, just because it's from Holla Forums. That's stupid, and it only shows you have swallowed the Holla Forums kool aid and reprogrammed into swallowing their cum every time they take their dicks out of their pants.

Thing is, this isn't newfags coming and complaining about Holla Forums, this is just a reaction to Holla Forums being so stupidly paranoid ever since the third exodus. very likely knows what he's doing and did that just to derail the thread to get some laughs. You know why he did it? Because it's easy to trigger you. It's so, so fucking easy that the moment you mention something that's not Holla Forums approved you are guaranteed to trigger three Holla Forumsack lurkers into derailing the thread for you.

Some people are tired of all conversations turning into Holla Forums talk because someone mentioned something that was not Holla Forums approved, some others simply enjoy watching threads burn. It doesn't matter, this is just your fault for not taking your paranoia pills or being an underage memester who actually believes everything Holla Forums ever says.

But user, Holla Forums doesn't even into vidya.

Oh yes, we do into vidya. We do into complaining about latest releases, then immediately put down the act and buy the same games we are shitting on, like half of the people in the Steam Holla Forums community (Mark included, probably the worst offender).

The older I get, the more I realize only a bunch of people around here seem to know how to handle the Internet. The rest are just underage faggots trying to appear older in an anonymous imageboard by pretending to care about stuff they obviously don't.

And we are tired of leftists shitting up our hobby and cucks like you inventing excuses for them and their behavior here.

Fuck off.

No.
Yes.
No.

Fuck off Holla Forums.

And we are tired of right wingers shitting up the board and cucks like you inventing excuses for them and their behaviour here.

Two can play this game.

REMOVE NORMALFAG

Yeah, nah, since you obviously don't like it here how about you vacate the premises and fuck off to reddit?

There you have mods that help the goyim stay on topic and remove any wrongthink that might trigger your feminine sensibilities.

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This is not what Holla Forums talk means. You just wrongly assumed the rest of statements.

Some groups are certainly politicising gaming, and it's worth it to discuss it, but attempting to prevent the discussion of certain other topics just because you don't like it, or trying to loosely tie stuff into the aforementioned topic to make it "technically vidya related" is stupid.

Some groups? Wew.

Like you are doing in this thread?

Yes, we can tell the swastika clearly makes your cuck senses tingle.

It's a thread asking about big boobed women in sexy uniforms. I have no idea why you thought anyone wanted to hear your shit opinions on anything.

Clearly this "freedom of speech" you so valiantly defend only applies to topics you deem to be worthy of such freedoms. And people wonder why leftists and liberals make me physically ill.

You play as two nazi girls piloting the copter

This tbh, Holla Forums are some of the easiest faggots to trigger I've ever seen on the internet.

Seems to be you that doesn't like it here bud, why not leave?

Yes, some groups. Wew.

i_met_moot_at_the_supermarket.txt

I don't think there is anything wrong with a little bit of "which games let me masturbate to a swastika" shitposting, like this thread, but you would have to be retarded to think other topics aren't (or at least weren't, luckily those "stupid safe space reddittors" pushed back to allow other stuff to be discussed) being shut down because they were not approved by the Holla Forums committee, maybe because the game included some line that could have been interpreted as feminism-supporting if you were an autist who lacks text interpretation skills. This has totally happened. "All units be advised: feminism is awesome!" would derail any Battleborn thread into Holla Forumsposting despite anons being explained that it is clearly intended to be understood as a tongue-in-cheek joke.

If I post a hammer and sickle pic, would you die?

Oh no, conservatards pretending they haven't shit up the whole board by limiting the amount of topics we can talk about to the stuff they have personally approved are claiming the moral ground! Clearly, they must be the true saviours of free speech!

What's wrong with that, faggot?

What the fuck is this bullshit?

Aryanne is pure you nigger lover

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Do you prefer conservacuck? Cuckservative? Cuckcuck? Jewcuck?

Case in point tbh.

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whos the artist?

I'm not defending Gearbox. They are a bad company known for shoehorning poor real world politics analogies and producing shit games. Doesn't mean that taking that sentence at face value, without taking any hint of sarcasm, is the sign of not having your head way too deep inside your anus.

What's next, normal_person.jpg?

They make good torturers too.

smh tbh oniifam

It was literally one reverse search away.

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post. It's sad whenever you cucks start getting BTFO you just post the happy merchant and fuck off to shit up another thread.

You can live the dream here, but its a shitty game for anything over 200+ hours of input. Other than that, don't play it.

That's not what OP asked for.

It's destiny, maybe I will one day sit in a Hofbräuhaus with true friends.

I take it you mean this?

YES, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YES!

Works on me every time.

The "Jawoh!" at the beginning fucking pisses me off every time though. Its missing a fucking letter.

Should I?

And once again…

Cracks me up every time.

Six million keks. What is the music? Is it relevant? Is there a subbed version?

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I think it is relevant. The girls seem to say "Dunkerque" as it appears on screen, and I think I can hear them singing about tankus when they come up.

I thought I heard Dunkerque the first time, playing it again I'm sure I heard 'Stuka' when the planes come on screen.

It's a shame it's pretty much impossible to google.

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I knew there was an l in there somewhere.

Not actually posting this as a fuck off, maybe you can revive the board.

Conspicuously generic image search return of "fictional character", so yes please.

~Bu-ritsu-krieg~ as it comes on screen is the easiest one to hear.

Women belong at home, raising their pure Aryan babies for the glory of the Reich.

Low quality b8, m8

What would a loli nazi game be like? Adorably defend the Reichstag before being captured and spanked by a stronk tall female Soviet sniper?

There aren't enough loli war games out there

The Nazis hated faggots. Into the chambers you go.

Especially loli mecha.

That first pic should be named cunt punch mecha. That has to be the most uncomfortable piloting seat ever conceived.

It's not a seat actually. It's a vibrator

Bump because it triggers you.

I'm no nazifag but I'd buy that for a dollar

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So, there's really no game out there that matches the description I gave in the OP?

I've got to wonder, do you think there would be much of a market for it if it did exist, or would it be an extremely niche game played only by people who are both polacks and weebs?

There is. It's called Holla Forums

At the moment? No. Even if it was koshered, it wouldn't be making gangbusters unless you add them in CoD or BF

Pretty much this.

That could of course change in the future…

anyone got that pic of the lolis burning with their destroyed tank?

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This one?

And yet you guys are all casuals since it's nothing but Holla Forums infused nonsense. You have no love for vidya.

4chan's Holla Forums actually does talk about video games. Their weakness is the newfags and little kids. The weakness here is casuals and edgy neo-nazis nazis were not actually as racist as people here think btw

So it's really endchan or nothing.

I have met a few nazis IRL. One was a black south american, the other one was his best (white) friend, and both were pretty chill. The other two were guys I met at a wargames shop who happened to be pretty cool and even sold me a RPG rulebook I was looking for. The owner of that shop was a blue-haired woman who probably visits tumblr (she didn't seem to mind being offensive as fuck, considering how some of her campaigns turned out), and nobody seemed to take any problem with that.Did I mention I don't even look fully white?

Yeah, none of them visited Holla Forums.

so basically you mt a bunch of assholes>

Sounds similar to a certain group, I can't quite grasp the name. :^)

Nope, 😈

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A group of people who had a race-focused eugenics program weren't actually racist?

No, it's a reaction towards Holla Forums filling up with newniggers from reddit because of le epig kuk memes. Holla Forums's motivation and goals were 100% right, the execution was less than stellar though and now we pay the price.

if only such game exists

They've added medical uniforms, full medic MPA
SOON

They make decent snipers.

you sure about that friendo

You guys sometimes are no different from tumblrites that glorify nazis making them gay and such.

>not wanting to fight for the superior Kaiserreich

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Whether it's left or right, Holla Forums or Holla Forums, I am tired of people shitting up mah gaemz with their politics, then flinging their buzzwords at anyone that isn't part of their hugbox.

Most of you are just edgy-kids anyway.

Anyway, back to the topic at-hand: wasn't there a Valkyria Chronicles expansion pack that let you play as the nazi chick? I realize that's ersatz, but STILL.

Why are people still responding to this shitty neo-nazi thread?

I think I remember reading a comic where this happened.

good job retard, you got yourself filtered

lmao your lack of awareness is astounding

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This. Politically incorrect speech shouldn't be allowed on this board. People should be banned for talking about subjects you personally don't like.

No, but there should be a zero tolerance policy for obvious retards and shitposters.

Nobody really believes the shit Holla Forums says, it's satire.

Men of War 2 with mods gives you some pretty sick SS squads at your disposal

yeah like you

You know what is hilarious about a faggot like this? They don't realize they are the ones breaking the rules of this board.

Always fun to trigger them and watch them sperg out.

So people should be banned for talking about subjects you personally don't like.

Seems like Holla Forums is still extremely fucking asshurt about getting the everloving shit kicked out of them in the debate they had with Holla Forums a few days ago. The salt that poured afterwards was absolutely glorious. Vid related.

lmao this is gold

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i like how all the leftypol guys politically selfidentify themselves with buzzwords and no explanation. They sound exactly like tumblr

Also I saw a webm a while ago of a character in Nazi uniform electricuting Jews. What game/mod was that?

If someone wants to make a thread about nazis in games, let them, if someone wants to make a thread about communists in games, let them, anything goes. When you come into a thread you don't like and start pissing, whining and shitting everywhere all it does is make your side look like a bunch of tremendous faggots. Stop shooting yourself in the foot. If a thread really does bother you so much then just hide the damn thing instead of being an obnoxious twat.

This tbh fams, Holla Forumsacks you got to learn to just not take bait.

Was she the one who was identified IRL and then claimed that this picture was an expression of art against Nazism to get away with it ?

but user germany's shittiest form is modern germany.

Why would she even need to bother doing that? It's just a silly absurdist art photo.

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There's a reason why there were female snipers but not soldiers, but you're probably too dumb for that.

That ID. Checked.

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Bait won't save this thread now user

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If he was a lolicon he wouldn't be into her.

Actually, the only reason I left was because 4chan was just a god-awful place in general. This place was a lot better. For about 2 months. It's been the exact same as 4chan for a solid year now.

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I want to make babies with Rip Van Winkle!

Honestly, yeah. Not picking one side and sucking its dick unconditionally is better. It doesn't matter if it's tranny dick or nazi dick, you're still a faggot.

And all this "Hi, I'm a nazi", "if you don't like it, you're a nigger lefty kike, back in the oven" totally isn't edgy middle-school cringe, right?

But have fun inserting your agenda into other peoples' hobbies. Have fun throwing buzzwords at anyone who isn't part of your clubhouse. When you peel away all the fluff, you're just a different shade of tumblr.

No, you can't say that in your arguments! Holla Forums knows this is actually true, so they developed normal_person.jpg to instantly dismiss it with the ultimate strawman to avoid lying between their teeth.

Bump to slide video game threads off the catalog.

They had one in charge of the SS.

The Nazis hated sexiness when women were involved, though. You never saw women in uniform; they were meant to be modestly dressed and stay in the kitchen.

Hello Holla Forums.

Then how do you explain the short shorts?

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Are there any games that let me simulate making the same marginally Holla Forums related threads every day?

Of coursh!

You show off your legs to distract faggots while you shoot them

Won't that make them easy to break?

Are there any games that let me play as a funny bird?

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL SHIT

SHOW ME HOT NAZI BABES OR FUCK OFF

I really want to understand what the fuck is going on in this picture.

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The end really can't come soon enough

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A reminder that NEETsocs are essentially babies who’re proud when the Government changes their shit-filled diapers for him. Theyère no different than the welfare-addicted blacks and the media-controlling jews they claim to hate so much.