Playstation Conference: Super Mario Runs into the trash

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Mongolian Cave Paintings, right.
This is Liar by 398, an sfw MariAri vanilla doujinshi.

I just hope they show off Resident Evil 7's gameplay a little more. At the moment it looks like a worse version of Outlast 2.

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WHO'S HYPED FOR every ip you love VR

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I hope they discount the PS4, I just want to play the new Yakuza games.

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not sure if want

You should be absolutely sure that you don't want it

Someone pls post a rundown of NEW GAMES

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Hey, maybe he was forced into it like I am right now

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God i wish i hadn't rushed into college
and wasted a fucking free ride. Although i still have no idea what i want to do.

They're still swearing that Deep Down will be out before the end of 2016, The Last Guardian will probably be delayed again. Maybe we'll get a date for Ace Combat 7.

Out of any third person action game, the one that would be the absolute worst for VR, and without a doubt the absolute worst counting all genres would be Vanquish. The worst part is that someone unironically suggested that to me.

And that's all she wrote.

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I guess by DMC3 or DMC4 the camera is static enough that you could pull off a VR launch, but I thought the whole fucking appeal of VR was first-person games.

Dear god can you imagine that game inches from your face at an inconsistent 75fps, I would vomit

10 SECONDS LEFT

mfw we still won't get any AC7 news.

THEY ALWAYS LAUNCH LATE

So, PC fag here. Anyone want to give me the run down of Sonys pros and cons?
I know enough about Nintendo already.

Go into
STEM
T
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M
If you're not a gibbering moron.
Otherwise, business/economics if you don't want to drop out of college. If you're okay with dropping out, learn a trade. Electrician, HVAC technician, mechanic, plumber, etc. Good money, and you'll always have a job.

THEY DIDN'T

just buy a PS4 already

If dubs Kiwami comes west.

I'm already in stem with Electrical Engineering, it's just that I have to take some extra bullshit classes on the side. I thought film studies would be safe, but last semester for film history I had the professor tell me that facts are tools of the patriarchy. Now I'm in a course that I can already see is going to be 75% politics and about muh wall.

Oh, and Sony tardy to the party as usual.

Inarticulate rambling in your right ear intensifies

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-nice selection of weeb games
-cheap and easy VR solution (if you're into that)
-Bloodborne
-makes your dick bigger and turns you into a shitposting god

ITS HAPPENING!

"We want to make everything more simplified and streamlined"

Off to a great start :^)

Yes goyim

Where were you when videogames were kill?

I'll try mathematics.
I hope this shit will not drive me insane with some Common core bullshit.

Can't he speak fucking louder

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He is only a small guy

IT BEGINS

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4K
HDR
buzzwords

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PRO

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How can things be more simplified than they are now?

PROS ONLY NO SCRUBS ALLOWED

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r they gonna talk about weeb games

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we can only hope

Ey talk about buzzwords

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PS4PRO

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MARK

SOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Pro"

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If it'd mean that the good old days of simply inserting the game disc and be able to fucking play, I'd be all for it.
But we all know he means that the next controller could also have simply one button and all the new "games " would still be playable.

DOUBLE THE GPU!

This guy has the most infuriating voice I have heard in a long time holy shit.

Like seriously it makes you just want to punch him in the throat.

DOUBLE THE FPS

1 tera bits

RESOLUTIONS NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE ON CONSOLE IN CURRENT YEAR

blame sony

PLAY YOUR GAMES AT 2 FPS NOW!

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BRUTE FORCE

Games soon? Please?

Get that shit out of here, we all know that 1 fps is more cinematic.

FINALLY I CAN PLAY AT 1 FPS

I'll brute force you

>PS PRO HARDWARE

IT'S ALL LIES.

SILKY
SMOOTH

OH SHIT A GAME

That was cute, thanks user.

spidey on pc when

Take note at how nobody in the audience cares even a little bit.

FPS STILL DIPS

They're all too busy taking pictures to post on their blogs.

"the difference is the high resolution ps pro can support, it is simply…transformative" - numale

what a cuck

NEVER EVER.

PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE

TRIGGERED

her unique TITS

Oh boy.

bloody tits

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Like I guess the visuals still look nice, but it doesnt seem to have any effect on the gameplay.

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So did they go out of their way to find shitty games to show off the graphics on?

Jesus fuck, I dont think I can actually continue listen to this smug twat

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that watch dogs footage had visible lagging

oh boy

so this is the power of hdr…whoa…..

So new that it was in Half-Life 2 on day 1 back in 2004… So new…

This dude has an ASMR voice, id let him whisper to me all night

Of course not.
Upping the resolution is way easier than to think about new gameplay in any way, shape or form.
Ads concnetrating on graphics sold the Shitstation 4 in the first place.
Somewhere they quenched the promise of new games down the line in too, but since they can't pull that crap anymore becasue new games have to run on both shitstations they simply concentrate on graphics, hopeing it'll sell the console.

Its always looked like shit since then, I turn it off whenever I can

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M8, WE GOT IT THE FIRST TIME. WE KNOW YOU CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND IN ALL RED. CHILL OUT

ok we're waiting?

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THEY ARE ONLY SHOWCASING WALKING SIMULATORS

OK

wow user, that's pretty gay

It's been on PC for ages. This is a shitshow. Plus the speaker sounds like a faggot.

See, you need to show side by side comparisons for it to be impressive, because not everyone played these fucking games.

Did they try to justify the PS+ increase yet?

This is a shitshow.

Cool fucking conference sony

So what happened this far?

Far Cry did it 8 months earlier.

It's so dense every single image has so many things going on.

I'm dying

Ah, nice.

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aaaaaaaaa

VERY PROUD
NEVER BEFORE SEEN

Kek, I remember playing that on a Geforce 6600GT

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But its been on PC for years, 1080p isn't that difficult to obtain in games now compared to back then. Do people even care for graphics as a selling point anymore?

This shit is so bad that even twitch chat isn't having it.

How to not hype your console 101

They're talking about about HDR displays, not shitty "HDR" in game bloom.

I am so fucking sick of this trend. Give me gameplay.

that bird really likes her.

Sony just does the opposite of what people says

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What if I didn't fall for the 4K meme? What if I dont want Super Sampling? What if I just want regular 1080p with higher FPS?

snoar

I bet the game will get a bigger applause out of virtue that actual fucking gameplay (ostensibly) is happening.

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What if you stop posting pics of landwhales?

Was there even an attempt?

This strong independent POC woman game looks good.

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Then you build a PC or buy ancient ports.

I really miss the days of silent protagonists so I don't have to listen to my fucking character grunt every second

What if you fuck off?

Why would a character who is having troubles breathing struggle to say "I'm nearly there"?

I sure love me some """"GAMEPLAY""""

I have a PC.

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But how would the player know he's nearly there?
:^)

but don't you want grunts and moans in the lewd animations of your character

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pls clap

Well fuck that, there was even less clapping.

So people will remember what they're doing in case they need to play the game.

Only is she's cute.

Then you're set.

CALL OF DUTY IS DRIVING THE NEW EXPERIENCES OF GAMING

stop this

COAL A DOODY

OH FUCK IT'S OVER

SO SILENT

Whispering? What the fuck?

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[HIS MIC'S NOT ON]

WHAT'S THAT SPEAK UP

HIS MIC IS NOT ON

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FUCKING INCOMPETENT

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his mic's not on

oh I am laffin

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60FPS™

VISCERAL

At the end of this there's going to be only plants wearing sony shirts clapping, cheeks flush, all trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone in the room.

WE WANT THE ASMR AUDIENCE

t h e r e s
n o t h i n g
e l s e
l i k e
c a l l o f d u t y

That is a really ugly shirt

>play in PS4 and PS4Pro and PC

I'm only here to see if the Korean rumors of RDR on PC are true.

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Is that Terminator music?

They were promised 1080p/60fps with the shitstation 4 and shitbox one.
Didn't got it.
But THIS time it will be different and they will get it.

It's the same principle on which people still preorder games, despite being burned god knows howe many times before.
For some reason they belive the marketing department if they just hear it often enough.
Honestly, I'd bet if you have a look at neogay you'd see them already screaming for the bloody preorder button.

Fresh OC for this shitty day.

This game looks so stupid is comes back around to being entertaining again

I'd have more fun watching a man talk to a watermelon for an hour, honestly.

This shit definitely makes me feel like becoming an hero

Walking slowly in hallways and then a robot pops out and you shoot it.

exciting

BWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUM

BWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUM

BWAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUM

completely expected from Calladooty

Why are women pandered to in these games?

pls clap

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Oh my fuck.

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BRAVO NOLAN

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IT'S THE FEELS GUY

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Money

Based on what we were seeing, I thought it was going to be a trailer for a new horror game.

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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT YOU CUCKOLD?

Nein

That actually amazed me, what the fuck

ASMR is some weird shit.

One woooo for Mass Effect

But I boycott any game that pander to those sluts. So they loose money.

This is the only gameplay we got so far of ME:A, huh?

Because people hear it so much in the news so it has to be real.

Even though there are both male and female audiences, but they didn't need to be entirely pandered to during the PS2/GBA generation.

Will it even be different this time? I'm expecting upscaled 1080p 30FPS.

I bet this is the same guy who went "YEAUH" every time during the force awakens trailer preview thing.

Oh boy!

from a single person

To be honest I'm glad they're trying different shit for Call of Duty of all things, I never expected them to.

Too bad their fanbase hates it for not being the same exact thing.

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So have the specs of the PS4 Pro been confirmed? What's the PC equivalent?

Implying GamerGate is one person.

Wow, I sure want to jetpack 300,000 times as I walk around in Mass Effect. That seems fun.

..is that the music and sound from the first game? Are you kidding me, Bioware? Geth are in this Galaxy? srsly?

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You got me there

If you boycotting something could put it out of business, how come I can still buy toothpaste, deoderant and soap?

Gameplay is literally "walk here and hold button. good now do it again"

Do people even know how to make games anymore besides just have them walk around?

Where is my image?

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This is some shitty voice acting, even from Bioware standards.

Didn't he say there was no airt in the room?
And then removes his helmet?

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The cinematization is real.

LITERALLY NO CLAPPING

pick one

Bioware still can't into animation.

I eagerly await the salt.

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4KAGE!

Dead medium, just like newspapers

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MORE REALISM

TFW PC cannot do Netflix 4K

HDR REVOLUTION

ACE COMBAT 7 OR WE RIOT

Was that a new Tomb Raider or was it the one that everybody forgot about?

Oh boy a sizzle reel

everybody loves sizzle reels

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Where are muh weeb games?

Rise is quite good, it was cracked a few weeks ago,

This has to be The King in Yellow. There's absolutely no other possibility for how bad this is, it has to be something conceived on a plane beyond our understanding. As soon as this ends all of the presenters are going to hang themselves and then the cameras are going to cut out while the screaming starts.

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pls clap

DEAD SILENCE

They don't show good games here, they keep those for Tokyo Game Show

Pick one.

Three Hundred and Ninety Nine United States Dollary-Doos

€=$
Seems fair.

THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

IS IT FUCKING OVER ALREADY FUCK

PS4HUEG

when did they say it launched nov something ?

So is the PS4 going to get a price slash? I might have missed the part where they said it would? It sounded to me like it's not though…

And I thought Nintendo was having a bad day today

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#4thecux

wew

I missed the first half, was there anything noteworthy?

Why does the ps4 look like a double decker ps4?

so… the upgrade is that it's slimmer? and it costs 100 more $$$? did i get that right?

Well, that was a load of crap.

How much?

It's fucking ugly as sin.

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THAT WAS SHIT

Oh I thought it was coming out this month for $299 but that was just the price drop on the original PS4.

I might have actually considered buying one instead of a new graphics card if that were the case but I guess I'll stick to upgrading my PC after all.

Sony is gonna get out of the portable gaming market, Nintendo can't be beat there. It's the only market where Nintendo actually does well.

Lets get this started

I just wasted almost an hour of my life, couldn't they just say "Everything that's leaked is true, here's PS4 slim and Pro, goodbye"

That was garbage but at least it was short.

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Not even the cucked Neofags can defend this.

That's the PS4 slim. PS4 Pro is the $400 one.

After the vita flopped hard they won't try the mobile market again.

It looks like 2 PS4's glued together

They will

Same. I only paid $120 for the new Matte model. Gonna sell for $200 with no controller. Pls no bully.

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The abyss looms

PS4 is out NOV, FFXV got delayed to NOV, you think they planned that.

Okay, now that the memeing is done, Jesus Christ the redesigns look ugly as fuck.

WELL THERE'S ALWAYS TGS

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Oh boy, I can't wait for Laserdisc sized physical media to come back

This better be fucking fake.

Nov. 16. I think. PS4 prices will most likely drop since some PS4 owners will probably trade their system in for whatever the fuck that was.

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archive.fo/6fVyx

Fucking let it end already.

(checked)
Hitler, please don't say that. I want them to be salty.

Considering how bad CNN has become this last I highly doubt it.

Isn't that idea why the horrific Common Core math teaching was invented?

Wew lad.

So you forgot about the N3DS? :^)

You wish.
archive.is/mpDaG

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archive.is/mpDaG
It's 2016 man.

Common Core exists to teach kids nothing and tell them everything they do is correct and dandy.
So basically yes.

No, because the PSP got hacked due to an SD card.

Alright, fucking kill me lad

We've got to end that white privilege somehow, goy.

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Don't worry user, just wait a little bit longe.

and the vita is already hacked without an SD card

Murder is a tool of the cishet white patriarchy to keep the minority down, I can't be having that.

I don't really care about that fanboy nonsense.
Idc what you say. I only paid $120 for it, so to sell it for $200 isn't really a problem for me. I can sell the controller alone for around $30 and make even more money.

Is there any good vita games even worth pirating?

Why not just mod one in then?

I would gladly spend 100 more bucks to get a great framerate out of bloodborne.
I just hope they develope games for ps4 primarily, so we don't fall again into the whole overshooting and downgrading for the previous console.

The vita is a weeb's paradise.

Vita is a goldmine for dungeon crawlers.

Are you a weeb? Do you like Jap games? If so then yes, if not then no.

They don't seem too concerned about framerate going by this conference. Watch it end up as a mandatory 4k machine.

To think there is someone truly thinking like that. What a fine hell we live in.

Wait? Since when?

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Yes, tons if you don't dismiss every single game made in japan as "weebshit".

You know, I wish I could say that this is satire, or that the majority shits on $ony for it.
But it isn't and they don't shit on it.

>$100 more dollars for a framerate increase
Get out of here GAFfer

well they said nothing about framerate when talking about New 3DS but the extra hardware helps many games reach stable 60.

If it doesn't get worse, I'm going to be upset.

This doesn't make sense, because making people less aware of math isn't going to do anything to change how it's being done now. Algorithms are not going to disappear because of CommonCore. Only public schools are using the CommonCore system, clearly this article is trying to make people dumber and believe that everything is working out for the greater good by dumbing down kids.

Who in their right mind needs two PS4s? one almost no games system is enough, but then there's NeoGaf where logic doesn't exist.

i never bought a ps4 or played bloodborne, i still need a reason to do so afterall.
But let's say half the games that are pending come out as decent, given the choice, i'd probably pick Ps4 Pro.

What's that image from?

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I'm mostly just playing around.
The truth is I don't think it would be worth it if you already own a PS4, even if you got that at a lower price or for free.

Theres no real benefit to upgrading right now.

I hope they realize they'll see little to no change unless they spend a shitload of money on a 4k TV.

Don't know, would like to see the video.

Screencap this and remember me when this happens.

Holy fuck, how many times can you show us the same fucking clip? No one gives a shit about your mechanical dinosaurs game, fuck off, I really hope Sony isn't going all in on this garbage.

This would almost be funny if it didn't remind me that the onion got taken over by sjws.

If I understand correctly, PS4 games need to be adapted to PS4Pro and not vice versa, so Bloodborne would need some sort of patch which adds compatibility.
Still though, the frame rate was fine for the most part, so I really don't see why I should change models. Especially considering that people surely won't buy a used older console for 299 bucks.

So did College Humor. Republicans make up only 15% of college campuses and 13% of college staffers these days. The left basically shut the door behind it when it got into power.

Stop being unenployed you fucking jew.

It's the only PS4 exclusive they have to show.

100 bucks more for a machine that would actually run games at 4k/60 would be a decent deal.
This thing will not run any games at 4k. If it does I'll buy one and eat it on stream.

I dont get this horizon game, it looks exactly like the two new tomb raider games.

You're right, they won't, stop thinking you can sell the new price for an old unit and slash that shit, you fucking kike.

cracked was also funny once , either die an hero or live long enough to see everything turn into shit

Sure. I'll give Sony more shekels. Get fucked faggot. Call me when there is vidya worth buying on ps4.

Ok guys retarded question. They kept saying 4K, but there's no way this is 4K native, right? It has to be upscaling from 1080, right?

Yeah it's more likely upscaled than it would be native 4K, but you won't know until it actually comes out.

There's always student papers.

I kid, I kid.

AMD's top dedicated card the RX480 has trouble with 1080p/60 they don't have a APU that can 4k.

Of course it's not 4k. They were very careful not to actually say that the games are rendered at 4k.

I understand you now, but a lot of the games I own on PS4 have and open FPS cap. So that means games drop down to 15fps and stay there for a while. It's a tough pill to swallow when you have a competent PC and devs don't give a fuck about it.

Dude, unless proven otherwise I'd be sceptical as fuck about the 1080 in the first place.
4k is a dream far off in the future for consoles.

I'm not buying a Bloodborne machine, user.
But if the console becomes worth the price then MAYBE i'll get the Pro.

This guy is an asshole.

Mongolian cave paintings? Sure thing.

HOL UP
Did I miss it already?

Yes. That's what you get for being a lazy nigger.

I'll give you a recap.
Ps4 Neo is called Ps4 Pro.
They promised 4k visuals all over the place, not much else.

some rumors say ps4pro has no 4k blu ray player
if so then xbox won

Everything runs out of the box. New games run better in Neo mode god that pro branding is fucking retarded, old games might get a patch to look better on Neo.

It's over.

No way Sony didn't add a 4K blu-ray, even the x1s has it.

Me too. Someone must have sauce. Jewgle reverse image turned up nothing.

I didn't realize the PS4 has been out for 3 years already.

I know, I did that when I first got the picture.

twitter.com/StuffTV/status/773609999381790720

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VIDYA?

and in 3 years you'll be saying "I can't believe the PS4 Pro has been out for 3 years already" as sony unveils the PS4 Pro Slim

Bloodborne, Berserk in October, Dark Souls III, some Samurai Dark Souls-like game, fuck you.

Right next to the reasons to upgrade to W10.

The Xbone came out 3 years ago too. I'm just wondering what MS is even doing with it at this point.

Niggers come from broken homes with deadbeat fathers.

Whites usually have more stable homes and even if they divorce the mother will take the father to just below the poverty line.

Niggers love to bix nood mofugga muh dick nigga nigga and do nothing but steal.

Whites usually have jobs or rich parents.

Racism has nothing to do with it.

Bloodborne is the only on not not PC, not convincing me the PS4 has any games user.

I don't get how they're using the term "pro" to refer to the PS4's second model… Pro is short for Professional. Who's a professional that needs a motherfucking PS4? It should be something mroe like PS4+ or PS4 2.0 or something like that, but not Pro. That makes the original Home model. Well I don't see people using a PS4 for a professional environment.

It's got one game until SNK ports KoF XIV over to the PC.

Damn user, where do you keep such a massive library?

The Samurai game came out on PC?

Nioh is confirmed to release on PC?

Race has everything to do with it, because it shows that blacks are oppressed

poor white neighborhood look still ten times good as black ones

I live near a poor whites

Blogpost time:

We missed a massive turd with the ps4 launch, but now it's time to be a sonygger again

Wait, you preemptively bought a bunch of games for a console you don't own?

>keep calm and on

If someone wants to know why Naughty Dog and vidya in general is so shit, you just have to point to him.

The hell is that person talking about?

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Not even RX470 level gpu

When the ps4 pro rumor was confirmed I started paying attention to 2nd hand/discount deals, but , yes, I preentively own 5 games for a console I don't have. Yet.

Its as stupid as the wage gap shit.

This guy looks like Edmund McMillen's bigger fatter brother.

Holy shit, a whole 2 exclusives in three years, time to break out the money and buy a PS4.

Reminder the PS3, which people were laughing at for no games, had MGS4, Valkyria Chronicles, Siren, and Resistance 2. All in a single year, not counting the two years it was out before. If the nogamesation was like that, what does that say for the PS4?

Every time.

There's more than 2 exclusives, fuckhole, those are just the only games I care about.

Another fucking Mass Effect game…

Dead series, pls no.

Daily reminder only autists give a shit about exclusives, most of us just want good games to play.

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"Lose" is the opposite of "win."
Loose is like your mom.

Loose is also a verb, like "loose the hounds, for user's ugly mom is on the prowl, and we will not lose more livestock to this wretched beast!"