AH, CHOSEN UNDEAD!

AH, CHOSEN UNDEAD!
I AM PLEASED TO SEE YOU WELL!
IS IT SOMETHING URGENT?

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You have tricked me for the last time

I don't care what the lore says, I will fuck my pawn and we will live happily ever after.

They will act as if they love you, you are the Arisen and they must do as you say. However, they will never actually love you. I guess it's kinda like dating a robot.

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oh fuck I'm an idiot I thought you were talking about DD:DA

All the serpents are cunts that want to trick you into doing their bidding

Every other npc is either manipulating you into doing what they want you to do, or being manipulated in turn by someone else while genuinely thinking you're supposed to perform a specific set of actions, only to benefit whoever is manipulating them

FUCK THEM ALL

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS TO KILL EVERYTHING

TRUST NO ONE

ANYONE THAT EVER TRUSTED ANYONE ELSE IN THIS SERIES IS EITHER DEAD OR WASTED HIS LIFE FOR THE BENEFIT OF SOMEONE ELSE

FUCKING KILL THEM ALL

What about Laurentius, Black Iron Tarkus and Snuggly the Crow?

What did it mean by this?

It's dragon for "I love you"

Snuggly is for cuddling not for killing.

*Ahem*
FORGIVE ME, I REALLY SHOULD CALM DOWN. NOW, LET US TAKE THAT LORDVESSEL ON A JOURNEY.

I ASSUME THAT YOU ARE READY. NOW, BE STILL!

doubles will save it

Reminder that DaS2 was idiotic fanfiction garbage and DaS3 was a pointless, nonsensical rehash of the first.

Bloodborne was decent

THIS IS THE FIRELINK CHAMBER, FOR THE SUCCESSOR OF LORD GWYN!
NOW, PLACE THE LORDVESSEL ON THE ALTAR!

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Go back to cuckchan, faggot

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Post another DDDA thread then, the old one has been 404'd.

I did it

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I've only played DaS1, do the serpents return in any others?

They don't, though I do believe that they are depicted as statues in the Shrine of Winter (DaS2)

THE ONLY ENDING IS TO KILL THE FIRE KEEPER AND FUCKING END IT ALL

CHOOSE ANY OTHER AND YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER SHEEP IN THE HERD\


They get mentioned by 1 of the npc's and are carved into statues in DaS3

Kaathe is mentioned by name in DS3 if you kill Yuria (why the fuck would you do that though). I think they might also show up in the ending if you do the Lord of Hollow ending, but I'm not positive on that.

I've killed her on both of my characters to get the Londor Pale Shade to spawn as an invader which is the only way to get his armor.

I AM DARKSTALKER KAATHE

YOU HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED BY THE GODS AND CUCK SERPENT FRAMPT

THE ABYSS IS COOL AND SHALL REMAIN THE SUPERLATIVE SKELETON HANG OUT SPOT

REMEMBER, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

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fixed

Nigger what?

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That's how I accidentally started one of my main runs through the game by attacking Griggs and Oswald on accident and just ended up rolling with it.

What a great thread.

sage for being a racist.

Hmm

But I need a pelt for the winter dlc.

cute comics go here?

cute comics go here

refine your taste you pleb.

Chosen undead?
Such arrogance! There is only ONE chosen people on this planet!

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