APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

This.

t. engaging in damage control

[citation needed]

They have to be really fucking desperate to try and claim this is Lucas inspired. They did everything to shit on him up until now.

My suspicion is we’ll hear something about Luke’s major role in the next episode and Rian will lose the next trilogy. It’s only going to get worse for TLJ as time goes on. Many of the critics will try to hide their reviews.

Yeah, I don't like it when Lucas has too much creative control. Look at Howard the Duck to see how well that man thinks.

They're going to keep going down the list, how cute. Just wait, there's going to be an intern who made a Facebook post about how much they disliked being on the set, and it's going to go all over, and then immediately afterwards Disney is going to wheel him out in front of the press so he can express how much he actually loved the movie and his Facebook post was simply taken out of context by woman-hating trolls from Russian 4chan.

Remember that there was a huge controversy from the perspective of theaters. Disney was putting demands on them to showcase the movie in a main viewing theater for at least 4 weeks or they couldn't host it at all. Also Disney wanted a larger share of the profits than normal for the first two weeks. From the perspective of a theater, this is a terrible result. Disney is basically trying to get the people who have not seen the movie to give it a shot, because you know damned well they were expecting this to be number one at the box office for a time. At this rate they are not going to have the blu-ray sales they were banking on.

THE LAST JEDI IS KINO
THE PREQUELS ARE KINO

IRONIC RETARD IS STILL A RETARD

Dubs confirm

IMO they forced everyone into a situation where immense pressure was put in place to have this be successful. You see it where in the writeups the supposedly neutral press are panicking about the RT score and box office. I think the theatres needed this to be a success, and this critics realized it needed to be a success, and with the respectful nod to progressivism they went with it being a kino.

(webm related)
Talon , I want to see what they come up with when they convert his his sword into a laser-sword™

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>Sell your brain child to the (((mouse)))
>Eat popcorn as the (((mouse))) crashes and burns as he tryes to milk shekkels from your brain child
>Be forced at gun point by the (((mouse))) to praise his pitifull attempt at shekkel milking
>It goes over the (((mouse's))) radar so he prints it

"Beautifully made" is code for: the visual effects, the photography, the camera work are all as perfectly competent as money can buy. Even if the direction was inept, the casting was a bunch of diversity hires, and the writing was below fanfiction grade.

Wonderfully subversive.

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The Jews missed a golden opportunity. They could have had a negress in red paint that hypnotized white boys into being oil drillers.

I suspect it got shot down because Kathleen Kennedy couldn’t self-insert into a large-breasted black girl.

>starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Talon

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It had been all along. Darth Bane’s apprentice was a woman in legends.

Is this the beginning of an epic new meme?
After getting btfo and everyone calling nutrulogy shit, mouse astroturfers are now trying to silence people warming up to the PT by equating them with a movie where Luke Skyuwalker milk an alien sloth titty monster and jugs down a bottle of it's jizzmilk?
Is Yindey really THAT scared that people are liking the PT after all this time?

I think average movie goers need to learn this about movies today. It's almost impossible to make a bad looking movie with how well you can touch things up and the quality of cameras. Marvel, DC, Star Wars, Star Trek, any big action movie LOOKS great. That is no longer a defining feature I believe. We have to judge these movies based on characters, plot and the writing. That is where movies fail today. Unfortunately the dumbasses still latch onto hurr durr explosion and cool cgi scene.

Disney shills latched on prequelposting. You were warned, idiots.

Prequelposting was about PT not TLJ, retard.
This is just a pathetic attempt to guilt people into shutting up by equating the legitimate good movies with the dumpster fire that is Soy Wars.

Doesn't matter, these new ones irreversibly ruined star wars. There's nothing they can do to salvage this crapfest.

When Disney first bought Lucasfilm there was a whole swathe of articles that simultaneously and (((cohencidentally))) started praising the prequels and saying they weren't as bad as all that in some attempt to revive interest in Star Wars and repair what damage the prequels had done to the brand.
The funny thing is, since then the shit Disney has actually put out is so bad that it has done what they wanted those articles to do, which is make the prequels look good. However, like a wish granted by a genie, it came at a cost, that being that the only reason people now like the prequels is because Disney's movies are utter shite.

Declare them non canon and get Lucas to make his trilogy with a red twilek sexbomb sith lady.

This. I want a ferocious sith negress who corrupts a young white skywalker boy to the dark side.

It's pretty much the only option they have, they killed all the interesting characters and they are stuck with garbage like Jug-eared Kylo Ren and plastic Rey.

So how does liking PT helps nu trilogy like this retard here implies?

Seeing how Lucas is an oldass man they should hurry.

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Due to feminist doctrine they can't allow hot girls in movies anymore, and especially not that appeal to white males. And on top of that she'd be a sith, an evil hot black woman? Ha, good luck with that. If George hadn't sold everything he'd be the only way to get away with it due to authorial control.

I just really really want a story anout oildrilling a sith twi’lek negress now.

No idea, I'm not a complete retard. I guess posting about PT helps the Star Wars Q Score or something? Who knows what goes on in the minds of a mongoloid.

Prequel posting helps Fox's company value as they have the distribution right for them and it will make Disney have to pay more. Hence the Disney shill is now trying desperately to make people hate the prequels.

We all do.

There is a choice…. either gay or wanting your dick in that. There really is no other way.

Disney always shat on the prequels. Early on it was to generate hype for their new movies. This is why Coruscant is studiously avoided, for example, or now Ewan Macgregor or Hayden Christensen.

The very last thing Disney wants is some kind of movement to put Lucas back in charge of it. They would basically have paid him money and bought nothing.

This is true for many but others just downplayed the negatives or ignored major plotholes making tame jokes and ending the review with It was okay.

I think partly the people involved don’t understand Star Wars fans at all. I think they legitimately thought we’d like this movie, not realizing that making Luke a milk slurping coward was a huge mistake.

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No they just didn't care. They wanted the goyim to eat their perverted filth.
Luckily that helps us very much.

they don't give a fuck about anyone older than 20

This is flatly wrong. Kids hate this fucking movie. This is to appeal to soybeards, ‘geek’ girls, and the niggers who never watch Star Wars anyways.

I thought it was breddy gud user

Can you provide proof?

What would you accept as proof?

Absolutely anything that would indicate any sizable amount of kids disliked the movie.

I just want to know if you just made that up, or it's anecdotal evidence, or you saw a statistic. If it's the third one then show me, if it's the other two then go fuck yourself.

And nothing of value was lost.

Well, in a sampling of 300 6 year olds they thought you were a fucking retard.

Lucas literally said word for word he would have done the sequels differently.

The Twi'lek does not have negroid features user.

Agreed actresses are starting look more and more like trannies or catladies (pic related)

So basically you made that up and you should go fuck yourself
^this is what strawmanning looks like

Progs were supposed to be the hot new toy for Christmas 2017 .. In actually it was not various other toys were more sought after….

I wish shaving to look like an 11 year old girl wasn't the norm

The top is the ideal standard, not the "natural." You have no say in what it means to be natural. do you know how statistics work? if you're not a 10/10 gigachad you have no right to complain

an envious woman or faggot poster

Okay kid, you need to learn that in life sometimes you have to operate on less than scientific study and use some intuition and logic to make educated guesses.

I could talk about the kids I saw leaving the theater, the one who told his Dad he hated it, and how any retard could tell little boys wouldn’t like watching Admiral purple hair prance around in a dress and Luke act like a faggot. And I could talk about the rows of clearance items, like the Rey/Kylo Ren set marked down from $44 to $12 a week after release.

But see, these are anecdotes and logic, not a focus group done to the cocksucking standards of your paymasters at Disney (because I don’t have time nor access to large groups of boys), so you’ll screech like the puffy soy eating cuck that you are that it isn’t actually true, and hysterically screech this in every thread despite the fact it is obvious.

you have no common sense at all. do you know the definition of cherry picking?

you mean fecal matter

Prove it isn’t natural.

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That doesn’t prove anything about what a natural woman has. It just proves you think you are scientific.

Do you know who can cherry pick from a thousands of actors? or has the resources to "discover new ones?"
Hollywood,instead they purposely cherry pick dumpy fridges.

The poster has nothing but envy towards good looking women.

I suppose it makes sense you think logic is fecal matter.

just yours

The bell curve is representative of many occurrences in nature. The women you posted as "natural" are outliers, they are not representative of nature. Hence, cherrypicking. You're a massive tard btw

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keep posting on this website I'm sure you're learning a lot

This is an unsupported conjecture. Prove they are outliers.

typical homosexual jew pushing degeneracy using a completely unconnected graph.

he can't

He also avoided this post like the plague

pretty sure anyone who isn't jewish doesn't like jews, not that that's an excuse to call everyone you don't like a jew

you're like mccarthy, making antisemites everywhere look bad

Because it disagrees with your retarded preconceptionsthat young boys like Admiral Holdo, which is why you are hiding behind a demand for statistics you know don’t exist.

He dislikes logical arguments.

And the capitalization and punctuation has disappeared. The goon is rustled.

who?

sentences are for goons

The purple haired geriatric

Please stop posting lewd images like these Anons.

It should be trimmed short, weirdo.

still don't know what you're talking about

It just hit me. Disney had this incredibly despotic agreemetn with theaters that they MUST screen the last jedi for 4 weeks or disney takes 70% of their cut.

Last Jedi had the biggest box office drop in history. Disney just fucked themselves out of any good will from the vast majority of theaters in america.

The agreement leads me to believe they knew there was a problem, and that they wanted a suicide pact where everyone would have a vested nterest in pushing this thing.

that was after they bought out 21st-Century Fox so they know that theaters have no choice since there's no real competitor

Look forward to more indie movies being shown.

sounds like wishful thinking

Yeah I think this just means less movie theaters.

yep, and then there's the whole "netflix and chill" thing which needs to die

We need white sharia, aka thot patrols keeping women's hypergamy in check through shaming.
tinder is popular because sluts can tell themselves they're not sluts.

sharia is for muslims

No,the west doesn't need any more shit-skin semitic garbage what the west needs is a civil war to remove the cancer.

this

to be fair that happens to all of us sometimes

Fucker, i spent a lot of time on that.

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You just want more tits.

more like less fucking hair on the cunt

What you're asking for is the retard's version of a cultural attitude shift. Muslims need shariah because they're such retards that convinced themselves that a strict society is the only one that works, so they have to constantly harass each other and jail people over petty bullshit.

You want thots to stop being thoughts and teenagers to stop getting pregnant? Change the culture. Get society to stop making movies and tv shows about teenagers fucking. Destroy the sexual empowerment peddled by feminism. Stop playing rap music on the radio. Treat purity and self-control as the virtues they are supposed to be, instead of treating them as old fashioned stupidity.

a-fuckin-men to that

pedos are not welcome here

Why did bushes go out of style?

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Porn - a bush makes it harder to see the 'action', so they made the 'talent' lose the bushes - sadly.

Not too bad actually, nice tits.

I hope the fad dies out soon, bushes need to come back.

why? going down on a chick with a bush is unpleasant

Fucking degenerate. Enjoy your throat-cancer and all the weird bacterias they have down there you gullible retard.

whut

fag be gone

If she's a whore and has HPV.

So if she's not a whore then cunt-licking it is.

We don't need white shariah, what we need is to go back to how it used to be. You find woman at young age, her family must approve you courting her and then you marry if you figure out you like eachother.

In short, kill the jews and their poison.

Look up Michael Douglas, throat cancer.

Going down on a girl is supposed to be umcomfortable and make you feel like you’re some kind of disgusting pervert for doing it. I’m like diamond hard thinking of a hairy wet pussy right now.

look up "I don't date whores so I'm licking their damn cunts mate" don't actually look that up

stfu with this cuck wars shit and post more bush kino

Lots of reasons.
It's cleaner and easier to clean.
It doesn't retain smell as strongly.
It makes cunnilingus more pleasant by not putting hair in your food.
It also prevents lice and reveals any contusions or abrasions that might signal illness.

Skywalkers had their story and Darth Talon is a clusterfuck of a character that has virtually nothing going for her aside from being a hot alien babe in a bikini.

Lucas' trilogy would have sucked ass just as bad as Jewsney Wars, just in a different way.

I was honestly referring to the entire image myself.. disgusting tits, the hair and hideous figure. the only good thing is the girl in the middles face

It's a generational tale, dumpass.
So quite a lot then? It also shouldn't have to be said George would do his own thing and not slavishly follow the EU, nor would he remake his previous work.

It's a story about conflict in space and that's it, dumpass. Skywalkers are fucking optional and Anakin was the most interesting Skywalker anyway, with him dead there's no one left worth a crap.

More like zero.

Darth Talon is a pre-existing character with godawful backstory, the fact that he wanted to use her doesn't tell me good things about his intentions. Most of the unique design surrounding the prequels is down to other people, not Georgie himself.

I'm not sure how you can fit so many wrong and misinformed opinions in one post but you've made it. If this is bait then I rate it 8/10.

And GL said he wanted to retire

this film is called the sword and the sorcerer i take it? it looks awful but i want to watch it.

(this is what disniggers actually believe now)

pubes and tits are natural. the mouth of sauron is not natural.

what did Holla Forums mean by this

Gee its almost as though theres a jewish mafia in control of the planet that threatens you into silence.

That's a big clit

if you like either of those you just have bad taste in women