ITT: we schedule an intervention for Lexi's crippling alcoholism

ITT: we schedule an intervention for Lexi's crippling alcoholism

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ITT: we schedule an intervention for Gilga's crippling alcoholism.

Repost

I main ADC.
So like when my attacks do no damage, and I pop literally in a second - what's the point of even continuing.
Like I play Caitlyn mostly, so I can't even say "wait for my late game" because I get out scaled really hard.

Add me on kik
LOLNO

You can't be a beggar and a chooser.

fite me

is there a 3rd drunk i should be taking care of right now?i won't because i already hate this

Yeah I'm not really sure right now. Playing a game at the same time.

Why even bother?

Yeah, but I'm not my own tastes.
I don't have a vagina so I couldn't fuck a copy of myself.

I can and will.

I am in complete control.

She's busy giving Archives "attack boosts" in a corner

arm pen my dead

I kinda get it though
try playing a solo lane sometime
you'll feel more empowered
ahah

It would be pretty funny if nobody showed up for his intervention.

I'm not drunk tonight. Hi

im so hungry

edgy

as

shit

You're obviously not if you do it to the point of making regretful decisions, faggot.

naisu

congrats

Buy me subway?

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Are you proud of me

Would anyone show up for any intervention? Doubtful. Unless it had dicks all over, probably.

Hello whoever this is. You should probably go get drunk.

/headpats

That hand is backwards as shit.

I was teasing to her in private and decided to make a public support group for her.

I was taken advantage of.
I can't consent when intoxicated.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

What the fuck is wrong with those nipples?

B Niase

I used to think I was a heavy drinking
just binging 2x a month
but apparently that's not even heavy

I've been dry all year tho

headpats are the best

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How boring.

Hahahaahaa, holy shit, okay.

Fuck, that's a good one.

Nope.

Hey Tuschi I have something for you.

it will all change during AX

Hey, if girls can get drunk and blame all their poor decisions of the alcohol and claim rape, why can't I?

I have a feeling this is going to be something I definitely do not want.

What is AX

I wonder what it could be. ;^)

Because you're not a sissy bitch, are you?

Seems kinda like you're trying to be.

I'll beat you.

That's objectively wrong. I'm not going to let you use me like that.

I used to main Fiora in season 4.
I think I'll get back into her later.

I'm gonna buy you a world anchor

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tear me up bb.

ANIME EXPO

My own personal world anchor?

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wat r u doing my man

He probably would.

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Oh.

Oh....

I love love love her costume.

taking stupid pics. That one didn't turn out because it didn't get the alcohol falling all over my face.

Just for you friend

Until one of us gets drunk and tries to take it from you

I think tone is lost here.
I am saying it mockingly.

My dick doesn't have that much of a curve to it.

THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR

MFF PLS

GOOD
LUCK

I assumed, still wanted to rip into you, though.

I kind of glad I've never been to weebfest simply because of how much basically sexual harassment you'd see every girl get subjected to.

Use a sex toy to fuck yourself with then

If I post my cock, everyone will be jealous and no one will talk to me anymore.

Yeah, I remember last time lol

I think only Kon is capable

the harassment is pretty rare actually
people are polite and have fun, cosplayers love it when they get noticed

Is the joke here that they don't have a penis or what?

Because it's not funny.

Pffffft

Do your breasts jiggle when you jump?

Fi-Fi always had child rearing hips.
Any advice for the new minigames that involve her?

HMPH

Most of the girls go in there expecting all of it. It's not really harassment if it's just for a picture that they consented to.

D.Va ulted the whole team.

I still want to beat you with a garden hose.

That's disgusting.

I JUST IMAGINE IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF SWEATY FAT DUDES FEELING UP EVERY GIRL'S ASS.

Yeah, but look at the types that mostly populate those conventions.
It just seems too likely and you always hear horror stories about people being stalked and followed at them.

It really is not

C-can it be yours, senpai...?

Now I'm wondering if I actually did piss Lexi off or if it's just the usual faux hatred thing.

That's what you get for not having a reinhardt charge the ult away. Git gud scrub.

I was D.Va

I'd give it to him without resistance
Kon ma nigg

cute

yeah, every-time a weak point appears on the enemy, it alternates between SWish and NEish. Always. You can trigger them with your w too

If you R someone in the middle of a q, it's a guaranteed love-tap on them

Look at this gem I just found on reddit.

You know there are sexual predators lurking on buses when the on board Internet has 4chan banned by pedos. I'm not surprised the drivers hardly take notice.

Kinda wanna beat [redacted] with my garden hose

pretty awful

nerd/10

RIP other team.

Fashion disaster.

nupe.

lies.

You better not be censoring my name there!

Well hmmph, no personal world anchor for you

rifk

Oh, it gets better

Unfunny lies, apparently. My comedy career is over.

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it could be you!

I-EEE-I-EE-I'M
HOOKED ON A FEELING

This user has my back.

It's normally exaggerated.
Honestly everyone is quick to whiteknight and jump to the rescue at those things. People don't want to put their cosplay culture eye candy thing at risk, and dissuade women from joining.

I'll talk to her if you want.
I think she's fine though.

I always called her that.
My item set I had saved for her was "Fi-Fi-Fiora" like it was a stutter.

So just abuse her passive?

Fair enough.
Just seems like it would be the logical outcome.

noty
You may have moobs but you're not a girl.

His hobbies include dildos, Bernie Sanders, vests, and fighting gender norms!

Heh. Heh heh.

Please say something useful for me...

Please stop already.

kawaii.
Yes.
Kinda wanna spectate you playing her now.

Pfff, never said I was a girl, faggot.

Actually, weren't you the one who kept calling me she and junk? Yeah, I remember that pretty clearly. Hmm...

The idea of cosplaying itself seems rather dumb to me but I'm kind of painfully normal in that regard.

Nah, I'm not actually worried about it. She would've said something in private if she was pissed.

Knowing you could well be a spy from anywhere I wouldn't be surprised if you kept text files with name lists and all.

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Something like that.

Damn, yours are better than mine.
I'm envious.

LOL Who's this??

Well you can spectate me later. Maybe tomorrow or the day after; I'm too tired for today. Just completed my placements and all.

I'm giving you backrubs now?

see

First what are the modes? They simply base on the major scale where the notes change all the time in their order. In this example I have used the reference mode Aeolian in the key of A-minor. With this mode I explain all other modes how they work. On top of the picture you see the chromatic scale just to illustrate how we can change our keys, so let’s start it:
The A natural minor scale in the Aeolian mode is shown in blue colored notes in the pic below. It is:
A – B – C – D – E – F – G.
The next mode in the picture is the Locrian mode and the notes which changes in comparison to the A-minor Aeolian mode are only two notes. I have marked these two notes in green color in comparison to the Aeolian mode, so you see better where the changes are. The change of these two notes makes it a new mode called Locrian. The Ionian mode changes three notes. The Dorian mode changes only one note. The Phrygian mode changes only one note. The Lydian mode changes four notes and the Mixolydian mode changes two notes. You have to see these green notes in the picture below all in comparison to the Aeolian notes in the picture below. If you color now the green notes in repetition on the whole neck you have the whole mode on the neck. For example take the Dorian mode: the one note that changes in this example is the sixth note of the scale, it changes from F (blue colored note in the Aeolian mode) to F# (green colored note in the Dorian mode). Now look at the Dorian mode in the picture where all twelve F# sharps are, color them green and voilà you have your Dorian. And do this with all other six modes. If you can do that by heart you are the master of the fretboard about the modes. Whether a note changes diminished or augmented is explained in the picture. The changes are always a half step in relation to the reference mode Aeolian, the notes are either augmented or diminished within one mode and are located at the same place in any minor key. Just shift the key and look at the chromatic scale about your whole steps and half steps and you have all your modes. As a reminder if you want to play in minor look at these numbers: 2 1 2 2 1 2 2. Each number represents one note. The number 2 represents a whole step and the number 1 represents a half step space between the next note.
The MINOR steps go like this, in this example A-MINOR:
A ---> B ---> C ---> D ---> E ---> F ---> G---> A
2 1 2 2 1 2 2
whole half whole whole half whole whole
step step step step step step step
These steps between the notes in form of this numerical order
(2 1 2 2 1 2 2) are always the same for any MINOR key.
The MAJOR goes like this, in this example A-MAJOR goes like this:
A ---> B ---> C# ---> D ---> E ---> F# ---> G#---> A
2 2 1 2 2 2 1
whole half whole whole half whole whole
step step step step step step step
These steps between the notes in form of this numerical order
(2 2 1 2 2 2 1) are always the same for any MAJOR key.
For example if you want to start the Aeolian with F-minor just shift four frets to the neck. You start with F and it goes:
F ---> G ---> Ab ---> Bb ---> C ---> Db ---> Eb---> F
2 1 2 2 1 2 2
whole half whole whole half whole whole
step step step step step step step
As you can see it is as I explained before: in this minor key you find the same steps between the notes in form of the numerical order
(2 1 2 2 1 2 2).

message me~

Pretty sure you're just making that up because you want it to be true.
Don't slander my already poor reputation with such.

Don't sweat it, I may or may not have been sent to kill you :3

This isn't helpful to me at all, I'm an ENGINEER, not a MUSICIAN GOD DAMMIT!

Literally pages of posts regarding his dildo/vibrator collection. But hey, he has a sick batman tattoo

2 anons?

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Lexi, m'lady

No, really, I'm not joking. You used to tease me about that, right? If t wasn't using she, then it was calling me a girl or whatever.

Maybe that's just when you were drunk?

Ah well, no one gives a fuck about your shitty reputation, kid.

I personally love cosplay also.
Next time I attend a convention I fully intend on dressing up. You should try it too.

In the league Client or on Steam?

Psalms 1–41
1 Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers,
2 but whose delight is in the law of the LORD, and who meditates on his law day and night.
3 That person is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither— whatever they do prospers.
4 Not so the wicked! They are like chaff that the wind blows away.
5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
6 For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

Is that the girl you wanted me to post?

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smiles asked for it.

no.

Yes ma'am

I will not stand for such insults.

fat ass woofer
looks so happy

;^)

That would be a nice picture if the shadow of a mustache wasn't there.

You are fucking useless, Bard. God dammit.

Cute dog though, so I guess you alright.

I'm the better one though.

steam

Piggy! ♥
Thanks. I needed that. How have you been?

proof.

you bully I am useful
useful for putting a smile on your face and beiung generally adorable
you just dont like cute things

Who's Huuu?

#anonsagainstTuschi

I will probably never attend such a convention.

Enkidu was a guy that looked like a girl that became one of Gilgamesh's wives.
No, I don't want you to use them because that feels like it's mean spirited towards you.

I have conflicting emotions right now.
I want to strangle you so badly but you're a freak that would enjoy that.

He is edgier than me though

TUSCHI
i like it

Who should I add to my final party?
(need a water type for waterfalls since my Gyrados NEEDS both hydro pump AND hyper beam)

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Nonsense, I love cute things. Just like that dag.

Some edgelord, watch your fingers.

Hey, both sides win, huh?

Then again, being strangled by an ugly fuck like you?

No thanks.

The pants are the same color as the vomit coming out of my mouth right now

(You)

lapras

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I don't think my hands could wrap around all of your chins either.

I don't particularly dislike him, though.

I agree with Bard

solid choice

pretty shitty. My first alcohol in 3 years.

Ohayo
Who's that?

What was the one you said shipped with gil?

Yes I subtly call him a butt on the low and he doesn't even notice.

I'm not even fat, though. You could wrap your hands nice and snug around my throat. I'd argue my throat is pretty slender, actually.

I'm a simple man, Bard.

Saber, Enkidu, and Kirei.
Saber's taken, Enkidu is a trap, and Kirei is a batshit crazy priest.

Pretty sure you don't have me added.
Just message me.

I love that song. lol

Give it a shot, love.

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me to still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou annointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy will shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.

so add me lady

Do you feel like it will be a problem?

What's your steam ID?

Seriously though, this person should off himself already

nah dawg

I am a useless failure

/GrimEchoes

Do you need some attention? Is that what this is?

RIP

"anal safe toy still got swallowed up"

"swallowed up"

Shinobu and Kirino are more than enough anyway.
I can't handle a third avatar shipping with you.

Go as Saber and I'll go.

I just give you shit constantly so you actually start making progress, like with the exercise and studying. And coming out of the closet. And the fact you'll make it past a few more years.

Enkidu is a girl in some of the fan art, though, and one of the April Fools spinoffs where it's Gil's neighbor who's in love with him.

At least he's not dating your daughter.

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Silence is death. If you speak, you die, and if you remain silent, you die. So speak and die.

Please please, you're important to me for your memes.

Tempting.
I don't want to get my hair cut and styled like that though.

Fair enough.

HAhahaaaaa, I don't know, I seriously can't study stuff. I'll take notes. But never study.

Coming out of the closet? What ever do you mean...? Why would I do that?

In all reality though, I think my mom did catch my crossdressing. Hm. Are you sure I shouldn't off myself in a few years?

Yeah, that'd be like a foot off and BANGS, which died in the 80s thankfully.

Damn, really makes you think huh...

nobody cares man

see

Let it go.

His sad obsession with a loser on the internet is VERY IMPORTANT

I genuinely cannot believe this is a real person.

mmmmmm~

Just friendzoned

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He grows on you like a plague...

nah. not the alcohol.

I mean I'm not real either but nobody has noticed that yet
I even got a person to say that I am.

All the privilege in the world can't save them. How tragic.

You'll be in public schools instead of religious ones next year.
It's a small town, sure, but you'll probably find a little more freedom to find what you're after there.

Glad to hear it. It sounds like people are giving you a hard time again. Wish I could beat 'em up for you.

Sleep

Still calling everyone butts I see
that's the Lexi I like

Honestly though, how does a person like that go on living. I mean, someone has to say something to them, right?

noooooooo

tfw no xbone one onee san

...I. Should. Should I be insulted?

My main interests aren't getting dick damnit!

if it was me i wouwld kill myself

if you post cock, i'll feel 100 times better.

Cheating is an inalienable right. Businesses should not have control over what we do with our games.

I missed your posts Bard

It's not bad that I cheat in 90% of the games I play, right?

You were trying for that Asian bitch for like one whole day.
The rest of your time kind of has been you just trying to find dick.
You'll find you a nice guy in public schools. Just he might be a minority.

This is good enough right?

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This is what the 2nd amendment is for

That's the one about videogames, right?

Would if I could, dear.

...Well, not true, it was maybe for like...a week...

AndI haven't been trying to find dick! Dick found me, faggot...

lies lies lies lies lies

Who are you, even

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Hm? user knows me?

I'm trying to not talk about that shit for a while
please don't

How new

What, video games? Sorry for triggering you jeez

Modifying videogames can extend your motivation and interest in them. You're doing the right thing by opposing people who think you should be forced to use software the way _they_ want you to.

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what are you making of your night, Mr. Fool?

post where trumps face should be.

smiles best nightmare...

I am not new anymore, come on...

Oh hey what's up man.

Long time no see.

You will always be new to me

well, ok, i'll only do it as long as she posts it first so i know what i'm getting into

Not knowing MFF is pretty new.

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Asshole.

every shooter i get my hands on

good

Ban him!

The Bratwurst?

Maybe. But it's been nearly forever

It is a terrible human being I found on reddit

Way more than him, but, I guess he's a good example, sure.

You should PM them.

I am listening to a lecture titled The Human Crisis that was originally given by Albert Camus, but is being read by Viggo Mortensen.

Nothing is up. Who are you?

Oh god, no

Hehe. Everything's down with you, isn't it?

Null. I wouldn't be surprised if you forgot me. I'm not exactly a notable poster.

what is the topic?

Maybe you could get a piece-by-piece demonstration of their collection. That's just something that the world deserves to have.

wew lad

Go for it.
Just make sure it isn't in like a seedy motel.

Don't be like that.

ooo
Tell me!

Make more caps of him and I'll post him.

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Even edgier than me!

If only you could see how many posts he dedicated to anal stimulation...

...Well. I mean, hotels are fair game though, right?

Wrong edgy pic

Nothing is down either. I remember you.

The Human Crisis, man in revolt against the absurd.

We found ourselves in a collective tragedy where a sense of shared dignity was at stake. A communion among men that had to be defended and sustained. With that in mind we knew how to act and we learned that people, even in times of absolute moral degradation, can find sufficient values to guide their conduct.

You should avatar as this guy's internet history. Have you checked if he uses the name for any other sites?

That's classy as fuck.
At least make it a four star.

I know I know, I was just making a shitty joke.

And, huh. Well, that's cool then I guess.

How's things?

Calm down there newbie, you wouldn't want to upset us older posters

...I'm assuming you're being sarcastic.

But, yeah, of course I will.

Things are okay. I've been painting. And you?

WHAT IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE HUMAN THOUGH

yeah otherwise granpa 3-balls with slap some sense into ya imma right?

I just did this one last night. It's rather small.

Oh, hey, sudden question.

What are your thoughts on post-modern surrealism?

I've been. Flunking school. Pretty shameful things, actually. Nothing good, at least.

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I'll bite.

What's it mean?

Where do they find more than one of those thingfs

Shit

I'll hit you with your own talking stick.

Shush you.

nooo

Pop Surrealism is utter garbage. Flunking school?

-smiles happily while sitting with his newly repaired computer under his blanket, cuddling it like a stuffed bear-

He got the 3rd one in 'Nam

Cut it right out of a Vietcong's nutsack as a trophy

Everything.

In retrospect, maybe you shouldn't have taken that dump right into the cooling fan, huh?

walking stick*

...I. See.

Yes. I failed a core class. This means I have not graduated up a grade. I am a Sophomore this upcoming year.

...At least put some effort into the explanation. that's the whole point of the abstract art, isn't it? Put some twigs on a canvas and explain its philosophical meaning to the viewees.

Or are you just fucking with me here.

You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands

-has treated his fan as nothing more than a brother, would never do such a thing- ;_;

I'm that bearded freak
or at least that's what I look like

Can't you take a make-up course during summer so that you can graduate on-schedule?

I've mentioned this to my parents. They simply really enjoy mentioning the fact that I'm a stupid fuck for flunking one class, and remind me that it was my attitude towards school that did this.

They honestly have no intention on solving the problem, really. So, honestly? I have no idea.

I imagine you saying that in a deep western accent.

Call somebody at your school about it and see what your options are, then have them call your parents as an intermediary.

Awful. Stop listening to them.

Why would you do that?

No, I'm not going o offer up any explanation. I feel neither the need nor the obligation to do so. The work stands on its own.

I dunno about deep, but I can do southern

May I hear it?

Lol no

The staff at that school hates me.

It's why I've failed English at all.

I had a B in that class, but the teacher only gave me 20% completion on my final that I did fully. I don't know, that school has always been shit to me. I once got a detention for sitting in a chair. I'm not even leaving any bits out.

I sat down in a chair. Teacher walks in. He literally says, "You know that's a detention, right?"

I say, "Uh, okay?"

And he tells me he's not joking.

For fuck's sake he wasn't joking.

They're just really mad that I did it right now. They'll be more reasonable weeks to come.

Motivation to prove myself to myself or anyone is lacking.

I feel like there's a layer of. Something. here. I'm not sure if I can describe it, but, I'm certain it's there.

Well I didn't even want to hear it. Calm down.

Yeah, people ask for people to do things they don't want all the time

hallo marshmallows

im back from work

super tired
what's up everyone?

You have no need to prove yourself, you owe nothing to anyone, not even yourself.

If you just stop thinking about it then you'd have no problem understanding it. You don't look at a field of flowers and wonder what it means.

It's just asking out of curiosity.

not csgo hold medals

I was trying to breed a male Nidoran with Sucker Punch and good IVs for like 2 hours before getting frustrated and giving up

If you have legitimate concerns about unfair treatment, take them up first with the teacher, and if you are unable to come to a mutually satisfactory resolution, ask the teacher who the next person up the chain is, and so on and so forth. As for the summer school thing, it does not matter if the teachers or counselors hate you, this is literally their jobs, ask them to help you and they do have to do it so long as you're going through the proper channels.

Go to bed

You know what they say, curiosity killed the new poster

you mean gold medals?

and why not

I could help you with your breeding if you want~♥

but I just got home :c

Oh man, finding their fucking weirdo made my night. Goodnight everyone!

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yes
well obviously i cannot type very well tonight
plus no help

New posters have nine lives.

Oh, you own a Pokemon game for the 3DS?

Does this even make sense in this context?

Then don't lie to us and say you're tired! Shitpost on.

They actually have no lives, considering they're posters

I just want to be fucked while wearing girls clothes
is that too much to ask?

I do, actually. So my parents die happy.

It is literally human nature to rationalize. Our brain is built to do it. There is no "stop thinking about it", there is only thinking about it a certain way. The only gimmick here is that you leave the piece up to people's interpretation, as a flower field leaves its meaning up to the viewer, I guess. We look for meaning in everything.

Zingo

wot

Perhaps, have you tried yet?

Bazinga

he's going to put a skirt on and you're going to bend him over and fuck him

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would you rather put on the skirt and get bent over?

Nobody's wearing a skirt. Enough with the skirt.

oh so you're open about it then? how sweet

You can't know that.

That's real fuckin gay'o.

Would you wanna bet against me?

Kanra?

You don't owe them anything and they don't owe you anything.

There is no inherent meaning to anything, only what it is you try to give it. If I were to proffer up some meaning to my work it could easily be dismissed just as any meaning could be dismissed.

there are tons of workshop maps that help you get each achievement so you can get the gold medals

uh

no

I have diamond....and yellow

I'm tired but my desire to talk with you fine folks is overpowering it

If you give me an hour and skirt money, and the bet is for a million bucks, then yes.

rekt

I owe them happiness. They've been through enough.

I agree with that, and yes, you're absolutely correct.

So. That begs the question. Why did you make it?

For you, baby? I'll be anyone.

No.

How cute. I'm sorry your mind is so warped that you want to talk with us.

WELL THEN HOW THE FUCK WILL YOU HELP ME WITH BREEDING??!??!?!?!!!?!?!??

now why would the goals work on non official maps all of a sudden?

hmpf

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HE'S GONNA PUT ON THE SKIRT AND HIS LITTLE TAIL AND YOU'RE GONNA SUCK HIM OFF.

HAPPY?

Oh my fucking god your edgy shit Izaya.

I seriously want to fucking kick you.

So what if they have? My parents have been through a lot, I love them both and would do anything for them, but not because I feel that I owe them.

I made it because I needed to. I need to work, I need to create the paintings that I create.

Are you getting gayer?

Well I never, how crass

I can't be perfect, friendo.

That face is familiarly gay.

Keep crying on the internet, my friend. Surely something will happen eventually.

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It seems to be a theme with people with that avatar.

He just wants to be fucked while wearing girls clothes

With an avatar like that, it shouldn't be a surprise.

whats up with that lol
i mean the character is a dick

They need something to show them that what they did in life was at least worthwhile.

So, you made it, simply for the fact that you think to yourself that you need to? Why do you need to?

HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING LIVID RIGHT NOW.

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Isn't that a little flamboyant?

Nothing wrong with being a jackass retard on the internet.

You must be real fun at parties.

It would sure seem so

IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D BE THE BROODING FAG BY THE PUNCH BOWL SHITTING THEMSELVES EVERY TIME A GIRL SHOWS UP.

That is entirely up to them to discover, each one of us has to discover their own meaning.

I don't think I had to, I had to. It's very simple. I am compelled by a force beyond my control to produce these things.

If someone really wants that kind of social experience, sure. Don't wonder why people don't enjoy talking to you.

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You sound like you may have a mental issue.

I mean normally I shit-talk people but I mean it.

Reminds me of that musical composer who believed that his music would summon the end of times.

He died mysteriously before finishing his most extravagant, end-of-times-bringing piece.

I still don't see the problem with being corrupt. If you can get away with it and get paid then by all means fuck over everyone you know.

it's not warped to like people!

I like people, okay!

humans should love each other! c:

by kissing you gently before we do lewd stuff

beats me, but I have every achievement except for the King of the hill type achievement with thousands of demolition wins

I've got all gold medals but one because I downloaded workshop maps and played offline with bots

it disables achievements if you play offline with bots (WITH NO bots)

HAVE YOU NO MORALLS

But that won't help me become a Pokemon master

You should write a book. The morally bankrupt guide to making comments out of left field.

It's okay, I can help ;^)

Oh I sure feel bad about what some retard over the internet says to me.

It's the internet man, I'm bored. What do you expect?

I like people, but people are pretty retarded sometimes.

well certainly by all means

It's easier to get away with a lot of things once you've created a social dependency on the majority. At least that's how some forms of corruption work.

"I like people, but people are rpetty retarded sometimes"

HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU DUDE?

12? I SAID THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS TWELVE.

I MEAN YEAH IT MUST HURT BEING FORCE FED THE TRUTH.

I meant for the operation, I have every single achievement on two accounts and closing in on three

I have some.

lol

SOON

The whole thing you're doing has been done before. People just ignore it. So be bored all you want.

It's already happening. Look at Facebook, Twitter, Google and Microsoft's numerous examples.

What are we gonna do on the thread

Well, one day, when you grow up an have an adult job where people think they're smarter than you because they googled something, you'll understand.

I mean, no ones said anything interesting for me to have input on yet so

Hahahahhahahahahah I already fucking deal with that you shithead. I understand more than you, obviously.

Seriously don't act like you're more mature than me, you're not.

And like a coiled spring you will jump on the chance at causing drama and chaos because it entertains you etc.

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Usually when you have feelings of diarrhea, you drink some pepto bismal, not memorialize it.

Fucking gold.

No, no it won't♥

mmhm, I deal with a lot of drunk retards at work that are probably just as retarded when sober

okay maybe not but I still hate all of them

oh....you were bebop....and talking about wildfire gold COIN

it's not medal, but coin

now everything makes sense

sorry I've been working a lot and I'm bad friend you can hate me forever now

elves are quicck to recognize lewdness

You're the one that stated you're failing classes. I've got an actual career. I'm not claiming to be more mature than you.

Only because Huuu is clearly asking for it by getting upset over nothing.

It's the worst at work, really. Just trying to do my job, and don't need them breaking more things than they already have.

So you're saying you won't help me become the very best, like no one ever was?

coin
medal
they look the same to me

I'm going shooting tomorrow with my sister and her fiance and I'm going to kms now thnx

Riight.

Correction.

A class.

I've got a job as well, you know. And with that attitude you might as well be mr "I put my pinky up" over here.

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Being interesting isn't special, man.

You know lots of interesting people, don't you? And so do they. Being interesting is a plus, but it doesn't make you special.

kek some lady was being a bitch to one of our valet guys and threw her ticket at him

she was mad that we couldn't start her car and "it was obviously our fault for leaving the lights on and killing the battery"

well it wasn't the battery, couldn't jump it.
keyfob was dead and it took like 2 hours for her to leave huehuehue :^)

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please don't talk like that you're making me worried and sad

nitey nite

the best at fugging, maybe

I don't get it.

Goodnight.

You're not being interesting, you're being an arrogant cunt. There's a difference, believe it or not.

Lmfao. That sounds amazing. Gotta love when they blame you for things they did.

We had a guy put in a ticket today for his monitors not working. Mind you, I'm a network guy. This ticket said "Monitors worked for whole year until I unplugged them and they stopped working"

I get down there, and I shit you not. They are still unplugged.

Guess you don't know me enough if you worry when I say such things.

Night.

I'm being an arrogant cunt because I feel like it. Doesn't mean I can't be interesting, cpt. Fuckface.

Well that's not even a little related to Pokemon, but I'll bite literally ;)

Bed

Hey.

Was there another influx of new people?

My obsessiveness comes as a result of this, it's merely a by product. You can choose to believe what you want, that is your prerogative. But as for me, I simply know that this compulsion to paint, this overwhelming need I have, is not within my control nor is it something within my me. It's like what George Marsh said about his drumming. "It's not really me that's coming- The music's coming through me."

No.

Izaya's some faggot who's all "I'm actually an oldfag, I'M JUST SO UNDERGROUND YOU NEVER HEARD OF ME".

And I can shitpost if I feel like it. So why waste your time with my comments unless you have something interesting to say?

Only me, probably.

I mean, there are a couple of people here that know me. I was never on Holla Forums though. Just old Holla Forums

lol

nice meme

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