New Half in the Bag

How often do you check the board to see if a new rlm thread is up?

Almost hourly. I wish I had friends.

How do you often post maisies, you dirty slav?

Only a huge faggot would invest any time in ‘deconstructing’ entertainment.

Is that you, JJ Abrams?

Why bother watching "reviewers" at all if they aren't going to do their job well?

t. jewman goldenberg

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A RLM thread is not a RLM thread without our rent free shill

Kike Cucklasa couldn't contain himself at the sight of a BM/WF relationship. Really earning his name in this video.

You mean Mike "I Am A Feminist" Stoklasa himself, shilling out his pathetic being for popularity since even his Reddit audience is starting to dwindle.

Let's see what these faggots who other faggot plebs follow and meme up about cinema like redditors review.

Wow

I had forgotten Split and Kong Skull Island came out last year.

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I was thinking that also

Webm or hooktube. I'm not giving Kike Cucklasa and the other servants of the rat clicks.

I know Star Wars TLJ is a dead horse now, but Jay spends more time being concerned with what fans are complaining about than dissecting the movie. And yet they still tap-dance around the pink feminist elephant in the room. It's getting a bit much.

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Why are you so obsessed with (((kike cucklasa)))'s penis
>>>/lgbt/

No.

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Why would he be living in our heads, when you so willingly accepts him up in your rectal cavity?

His girlfriend is uglier than him.

It's damage control. The Mouse gave them a last warn.

No, I think it is time you guys face the facts: your 'friends' over at RLM are a bunch of pussies at best and cucks at worst.

That could very well be true. I also just think its a product of Social Media life. Jay seems completely engrossed in it. He also seems hyper sensitive to what thoughts and feelings are trending.

But then, The Force Awakens Plinkett review was 1/2 Mike making fun of Star Wars fans and going into painfully long amounts of detail about some Ring Theory. Before the Plinkett review, did any of you hear about this ring theory? For my friends and I didn't and were bored shitless during the review. Why was so much time spent explaining this? It could have easily been summarized with "a bunch of college sophomores put together a Ring Theory to explain Lucas's writing" and moved on by discussing childhood bias and organized (paid) clickbait.

They made their fame complaining about transparent symbols in a Star Trek movie, and now they complain about other people's pedantry.

Are they just going to stop the "Fuck you it's January" segment now that Star Wars has officially ruined Winter season for films? There's nothing coming out till February.

Yes. I had heard about it right after Disney bought Star Wars.

The crutch of the second rate filmmaker.

I liked the part where Gay and Kike were gushing about how much they want to fuck Ice Cube's kid.

He's so charming and handsome, user. I wish he'd fuck my wife and her daughter.

He's married now. So maybe he's letting go. Or maybe he's reverting back to Classic Jay?

When will (((Mike))) introduce him and his wife to the joys of cuckolding?

Did a woman actually fall for that ‘I’m dying’ routine?

I think it was the Patreonbux that was the (only) thing that attracted her to him.

Yes, it all worked out for Lisa and him in the end.

pig woman with fish eyes COOL

Never, since I don't want to fuck his ugly ass wife.

He could do so much better

I just went on YT to downvote the video.

FIEND!

I think that woman is not his wife, but a friend of his he’s taking a photo with. If he’s married, why isn’t he wearing a wedding ring in the youtube video up above?

but did it subvert expectations?
Why does everyone say they liked nuStar Wars? Its pretty clear they did not care for it at all.

if it weren't for kike mike I'd watch
he constantly wrestles the spotlight from others for his shitty jokes

I mean it is "his show". At least thats what I always thought.

He doesn't know

Because they are mad at /ourhacks/ and trying to discredit them in any way they can.

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Not symbols, cymbals.

They're mad that other people dislike it more than they do, or for different reasons I guess?
They're the kings of criticism. Don't you dare have a different complaint.

=^_^=
Downvoting is my favourite thing especially on YT and on Dailymail. Sending direct threats to film makers is difficult in this day and age but I can still write bad reviews on Imdb and Rotten. Also I have different socket accounts on Twitter.

I always figured it was semi-damage control, same as the force awakens, and rogue one. They're jewish and are subtly trying to protect a jewish business. It's why while I like and listen to many of their other videos, I don't hold much credibility for anything they say about star wars.

why the fuck does it take so long to upload part 2

Just watched I Don't Want to Live in This World Anymore after they recommended it. Surprisingly decent black comedy tbh.

I don't get it. Why does Holla Forums keep posting RLM when Holla Forums itself hates RLM?

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Then explain how Holla Forums is nationalistic. Isn't that one persona?

Fuck! Why am I talking to myself again?

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They are fun to hate on.

underrated post

But by all means, trust what they say about everything else goy

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Wherein Kike and Bitch whine about how Star Trek doesn't have *enough* interracial romance, homosexuality, and progressivism.

Not whining that it doesn't have any, just that there isn't enough of it. I'm not making that up. Starts at about halfway through.

Seriously RLM/BLACKED crossover when>>1064457

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So is Jay going to make fun of them in a future video for "wasting their fandom" on a silly TV show for children? Then shake his head at every argument they have saying, "You are just mad that they didn't give make the masterpiece script inside your head."

What does Jay have against Star Trek?

I'm glad I'm not paying for this dumb Show. It helps me enjoy it.

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It's crazy that they continue to defend the art direction of STD. Just because the TOS production design looks kitch by today's standards doesn't mean they should ignore it. ENT embraced the art style for the double episode set in the Mirror Universe with the Defiant.
In the end it's the producers' fault for choosing to set the STD 10 years before TOS.

With the silly publicity stunts at the Award (parading around minorities as handbags and complaining about no female directors), how long before Mike and Rich finally have to discuss the pink feminist elephant in the room? I get that Jay likes lesbian-ish, European indie films and Josh/Jack are fags; but will it really take an all-female, all-black, all-vulcans-are-now-Muslim Star Trek reboot to get a discussion going between Mike and Rich about the agenda absurdity going around?

why is mike such a nigger lover? is it because he's a fat ugly jew?

I see what you're saying. Probably should just stick with Best of the Worst episodes.

Enterprise actually managed for the most part to look less technologically advanced than TOS, while still looking futuristic. It's not even that hard. You just have to try.
At the very least you could try to make something less technologically advanced looking than the Abrams movies. Just don't have fucking holograms everywhere.

CBS better get the shekel train going for RLM otherwise more bad reviews are on the way. Did RLM like TLJ? I did not bother to watch their gay little review.

I'm pretty sure Sisko only became a captain once he actually had a ship to captain (the Defiant). You can't be the captain of a station.

see

Short answer, no. With various degrees of "it wasn't the worse thing in the world."

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the chance jay is gay and might fuck me is the only thing keeping me on this world, please dont ruin it for me

nice virtue signal

i need some porn of men who look like jay

The closest you will get.

i don't remember that episode

It's Patreon only

No, but they did some damage control, that it wasn't terrible, but disappointing or some shit.

RLM fans the type of 98 IQ people that Mike surrounds himself so his narcissim and sense of superiority is never put in check

Thats stretching, all they said is, "this series had this first".

Not really, they just mentioned that the Orville had a rehashed episode where they did gender thingies. Then Mike just did a general sperging out on Star Trek as a whole. Unless you mean the old Star Trek clips, like Kirk acting like a woman on the bridge. To be fair, hilarious as it is to she Shatner, Shatnering up a shirking violet woman it was still cringy.

That was literally Deep Space 9 in a nutshell though, but again, all they said was "they did this thing". That was it, one sentence mentioned in an almost hour long video. Then they made fun of Janeway, like they should.

Technically every named character was the Defiant captain at one point. As long as you where the highest ranking only crew member aboard at the time, or Jake. Fucking Nog was the captain of it for one episode.

it hardly takes a lot of effort to surround yourself with average people

Unless you aren't average autistic yourself. Then its next to impossible.