A thread for people comfortable with the fact they were born with a penis.
A thread for people comfortable with the fact they were born with a penis
who says I have to be uncomfortable with my dick just cause I'm a tranny?
A THREAD FOR ME
Because "girls" having a dick is so normal, right?
I'm a girl with a penis and thats okay.
Pumping Iron is on Netflix
ALMIGHTY JESUS OF CHRIST
I WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
not watching the sequel with female beefcakes
your best friend
im here to strengthen pack relations
The what now?
The what huh?
The word "pumping" will forever be sexual in my mind.
WAIT IS THAT MAH COLBERT?
There was a sequel in the 80s.
everyone needs allies in these dark times
you are my greatest ally colbert
where is THE FOLDER
I can see how pumping a gassy ass would turn you on.
Sounds... well, terrible
How am I your ally? When did this happen?
My C: drive.
When everybody else turned him down.
The girl he posted at least looked somewhat like a girl.
Even thought that dyke probably munches more carpet than the threads combined.
you seem like a guy like me who just goes with the flow
so i figured i could just infer it to better our survival in the threads
That part sounds gross but pumping a butt doesn't.
tsuchi all you do all day is post pictures of my waifus in bad angles
You never know until you've tried.
Oh, that would make sense
I guess you could say that
Until the end of time
quit teasing me kaybe
do this for me
I have a headache.
Get just like the most basic of standards.
Its Suicide Season
I can go without trying.
What the fuck are they wearing?
i can always fap later
do it when youre feeling better buddy
minami isnt even my waifu
i dropped him for more time with kanra
try elma maybe
That is a funny picture.
Typical. What a prude.
The female beefcakes just make my penis somehow go more flaccid.
how am i even still alive right now
for someone with a resting heart rate usually around 55bpm, yesterday i topped 160
I can post male beefcakes if you'd prefer.
I'd rather be a prude than crude.
That black dude looks so lost
That would be even worse.
It's like one of those things where you can see that the girl was probably attractive when just barely toned up.
Then just kept going way too far and are firmly in the "eugh" territory.
me in the back
took my computer apart, dusted it quickly, then troubleshooted why my HDD wasn't working
got that sorted out, then proceeded to dust my room at 3am
was standing on my balcony shaking out a dusty rag in my boxers at 3am
DIDNT READ LOL
160 is not goooood, but you'll be okay
I think I've hit 183 before in spin class
If tells me "you act air headed"
Is that not an insult?
Why are you lost, Boo?
it was 160 at rest, lol
snorting MDMA the sertraline
its a good thing
girls who arent air-headed turn into egocentric bitches who can never be happy
yeah I knew what you meant
figured it was from drugs
since you do drugs a lot
hey erin you do anything worthy enough to be talked about besides drugs
because from your posting history it doesnt seem like it
God I love The Running Man
You also have to remember that air doesn't float, so you can't tie a string around their neck like a balloon, they'll just sink to the ground.
i don't do a lot any more :/
Movie or book?
The book doesn't have Arnie
high on drugs
I don't do a lot of drugs anymore
Oh, does that Pumping Iron movie have Arnie too?
Speaking of drugs. Hi lexi
The movie is almost entirely about him
Never seen it.
At least post better guys
it's rly high for me
like double what it should be
What kinds of guys would those be
wahhh post better content
i'm too boring to bring anything interesting to the table
oh wait I'm guilty of this 24/7
I guess I could ask my brother for his Netflix to watch it.
YOU ARE A KNOWN EARTHWORM BOY.
i will not recover
Nezi post dick
Colbert; Arnie's movie looks ace. Cumming.
Blue Moon; Why so blue
Erin; are you seeing the 4th dimension?
Watch it, it'll be as satisfying as cumming is
i'm seeing regrets
RIFK HUG AND ;OVE HAIKUS
I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming in the gym
tfw you have no cards and blizzard nerfed early game mage-builds into the fucking ground
I don't know, that's just what color they wanted the ice cream I guess.
As satisfying as a rug burn? I can't wait.
Is that the real proto?
my penis is inadequate, as am I
You and dorito both at this point, I thiink. He is probably wallowing right now lol.
The feeling of lifting.
boo is in his element with the manly men
Well. Is it blue? that is weird
a pee pee is a pee pee.
You can't please everybody. Or even anybody.
It is quite blue. Tastes good though.
this is tolerable
kinda gay though dont you think mate
but im a man
how's this relationship gonna be great if thats the case
just had de ja vu. the matrix is changing something. brb breakfast
Is it.... like... blueberries? or bubblegum? sounds weird as fugg.
It's marshmallowy, but with something else that I can't think of a good way to describe.
ban why did zoe go away
feminine benis required
just give me your whole c: drive
your folders could have me fap for years
I'm going to order a hard drive in a few days to back stuff up, maybe I'll get around to putting some stuff on an upload site.
I told them they aren't allowed to post.
Nice poz party
ban pls this meme has already run its course
I hate memes.
i hope this isnt true
id hate to lose a cutie like you to women
its a grand collection
oh yeah then why do you keep posting them,?
I paid way more than a grand for it. In opportunity cost, anyway.
I don't though
you do too
Fuck this card straight to heck.
Fuck blizzard for nerfing the only viable starting-game mage build
fuck matchmaking for putting me up against people with several legendaries in their deck when I have almost literally nothing.
u didnt tell zoe to stop posting and he stopped
I don't know why I bother with games based entirely on RNG (fuck enter the gungeon too) when I have the worst RNG luck in existence
in this one game I played a long time ago there was some automatic process that had a 40% success rate and out of 180 iterations it won 4 times so I guess god just hates me for being a tranny
can we change the dumping direction to real grils finally
Just play something more skill-based like Russian Roulette.
If you want to be all "full circle" about it, I guess.
WAOW that face
do you have a name on this goddess
That's a dude, brotato.
its original post has no source
Judging by the liver spots on the hand, that's like a 40 year old dude pounding him.
don't worry, I'll only post real girls wink
i want to be that 40 year old dude
Just circular tumblr, 7chan, Holla Forums, and 4chan archived posts. No cigar.
why do i feel like you are lying to me, gooby
would I lie to you? :3
vaginas > penis
the op of this thread is great
Probably, it is the internet.
what's up guys
boipussy > roast beef
I'm comfortable with my penis
and happy I don't have a vagina
darn, you caught me!
do you have a name
EV training my Snorlax
Dude I keep getting random boners more and more often now. It's kinda awkward. What should I do?
Yeah but then you're left either sucking a dick or eating out an ass and that's disgusting.
Clearly cutting your penis off is the only feasible solution
Chastity I guess.
wanting to eat smelly roast beef
Then why do you do this to penis
Cut it off
Sounds pretty awful
not wanting to go down on a 10/10 qt3.14 girl
NOPE. No can do.
It's our job to stop the homosexual agenda.
Nothing can stop the Homogay Agenda. It's a disease.
Sorry, you're out of options my friend.
Use your words
I am actively trying to spread and increas the Homosexual Agenda.
HeteroNormies are the past.
Jaish al-Fatah have taken over Khalasah in southern Aleppo.
Kind of offended.
tps probably better than you tbh
hes better than the average user
yes, it's stephen
I don't fuck dogs.
I try to be
is that a poster?
0 results on tineye
youre thinking of squash
TP used to like babysit dogs all day long.
So everyone just assumes he fucks dogs.
Destroy it, ofc
TP sounds like the name of someone who fucks dogs
Time for work.
Have a nice day lovelies♥
I want Overwatch but I want to not spend moni!11!!
I would never destroy my penis, what are you going on about
So what you're really saying is you don't want Overwatch.
You are destroying other Peni by posting Peni
That is one ugly man butt.
ive never heard of this
Even the ancients had heard of TPs proclivities.
Even the ancients had heard of and immortalized TPs proclivities.
Thank you for that Holla Forums
I want it!
I want it for under 30 EUR
yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......that's not how it works
40USD is nothing, man.
Don't act like you know how penis works
Overwatch is literally TF2 with ult abilities.
It's a masterpiece
I mean, I legit laughed. It was a good joke. But there are enough differences between the two games. Granted, not $40 worth of differences.
Snorlax isn't THAT fat
notch is really been at it lately
again, fat shaming = stress eating = more fat
at least for me
Maybe if you hadn't gotten fat in the first place there wouldn't be a problem.
You could always try not caring about what people say about you on the internet, or use it as an excuse to force yourself to lose weight.
Calm down you're not even fat
That's just gross.
The image that is.
wow this place still isn't dead
Shut up, Grimmy.
Everything always is.
oh i bet it is
amazing deduction skills user
I gained weight from depression/stress
had someone do something really shitty to me at the same time that I was being overwhelmed from school (taking too many hard classes in one semester)
I lost weight again
but I'll never be happy with my weight....
I'm emotional, sorry
can't help it
You're not fat you shit, stop
What was the shitty thing? Dish.
arent you enjoying the show, friend?
I think the best thing you can do is just stop bitching about weight and just realize everyone makes fun of everyone here.
That's not depressing
Sounds like a bunch of excuses. You can do it. Anyone can.
Or maybe what said, I have no idea.
every time i return everyone always assumes i'm some nig nog they know
well aren't you chipper
it is when you know why people come here
ps i am not some nignog you know
It's not the same reason for everyone
That's why they call me the wood chipper. At least I think that's why...
but they're pretty much all depressing
You know them
And even then, that's a weird idea of depressing
Maybe he's right. Maybe we're sad and we just don't know it yet.
the people here are lonely
or the people here are purposeless
the people i've seen leave all left for the same reasons
they no longer needed this place
I HAVENT HAD ANY IN ALMOST A YEAR THIS TASTES LIKE FUCKING MAGIC
Don't forget lonely and purposeless
Please spoiler if you're going to post yourself.
They're pretty good.
He's got me pegged, I don't know about you. Maybe it's the second coming or something.
I'm a newfag on Holla Forums and don't know how to spoiler images
You must be a genius of some sorts, figuring that out all on your own.
How are you named swedish fish if you haven't had them in a year you fucking commie
I have been poor/haven't lived near anywhere that they can be bought. they are surprisingly difficult to find in some places
Is that you?
show post options and limits, check spoiler box
not really any reason to though
I don't wanna talk about it honestly
I'm over it
you can do it
I know how to lose weight, and I want to
I will start losing weight again at some point
But I want to know what made your soul fat.
Oh jeeze, you don't even look fat if that pic is you. Don't put yourself down like that, damn.
That isn't him.
i think it is actually
that's not what made me have anorexia or whatever
I've just always hated my body as long as I can remember
I just gained weight from that incident and then had to work hard to lose it
this is me
compared to you I am landwhale
yeah that would be sooner considered anorexic than fucking fat
other people don't look fat to me even if they're a little overweight
I feel like I'm obese sometimes
lately I just feel like I'm overweight and disgusting
I'm sure you're fine
you don't have a lot of fat in your face so I'm sure you're fairly thin and it's just a meme
Nigga you look incredibly thin. More so than the last picture.
What said. There's a difference.
I'll never be happy with my body.....
nothing people tell me helps, even though I know they're right
nah, I'm p fat it just is only visible from the sideview. pic fucking related
yeah I know, it's weird that I look completely non-landwhale from the front though.
Don't worry, I'm going to lose 50 pounds in arizona
You know there are therapists just for those reasons that have been proven to help you with issues like that?
squats and cardio
you need to lose weight but you could be even worse off than you are now, if you cut alcohol and sugar out of your diet you'll start losing weight, combined with eating healthy and light exercise you'll drop really fast
do you want to lose weight?
Don't worry, I'm going to lose 50 pounds in arizona
good luck, I know you can do it! c:
and part of me believes that nothing can fix it and I'll always think I'm fat
theres literally nothing wrong with your body
the crux of your problem is mental and not physical
the bullying kinda fucked up ur brain
u probably need a pill or hypnosis or a hardcore drug trip to set you straight
Have you ever considered actually getting help for this? This is a pretty serious mental issue.
But uh, nothing to really be ashamed of. Everyone has their issues.
I don't actually drink often, I just wanted to get drunk tonight. and I am enjoying it
＞tfw killed my keyboard by spilling half a shot of whiskey on it
thank Christ I have a backup
just unplug it and wash it in the sink, then let it dry m8. dont be so dumb next time
danke mr magic man. I sall try that when I am no longer an alcohol
see this is why drinking is bad
I was right all along
I am fucking GR8 M8
I wish I were that rad
it's no Soju or Vodka
impressive chugging tho
pick random image from anime reaction image folder
you'll never be able to kickflip like nezi
You don't look fat to me, Nezi.
tfw not currently fugging
why are you up so early
just go fug, its pretty easy
tfw no currently chugging bleach
directed at myself btw im no bully
anyway nini @ thread
thank you lexi
im not going to bed its only 4:12
was saying it to nezi
I am become alchahol, destroyer of livers.
They just say it cause they know it gets to you.
there is a new thread
No one linked it
tfw need to do social things
but i just wanna stay home today ;;
Also no there isn't o.o
firefox stop eat nametrip pls
sorry, I lied..
He's playing you, my friend.
Fuck that noise mate, just go play video games.
I accepted the invitation long ago and I'm going in 10 minutes.
2 hours' travel
i am ashamed of myself, i confess my sin.
I speak falsehood to people I hold dear.
please forgive me
Sounds like you made a horrible life choice.
i confessed, stop judging me ;-;
I don't think I will.. you think forgiveness can be so easily obtained?
I am sure subtle is merciful
Didn't quite catch that steam message you sent last night. I'm not usually up at 1AM.
Ok I forgive you
tfw i drank too much tonight and am going to regret things I've said to people in the morning
oh well at least I'm happy
What kinda things did you say?
lewd snapchats and messages
gaybay's this way brae
Unless you sent something to your boss I think it's probably alright ^^
I don't have a job
hooray for being crazy
Thank you, your grace
Finally, we have something in common, subtle.
lol okay, replace boss with your relatives or something then, that's when you really fucked up
You don't seem too faded right now
There are other things too!
But I'll be leaving you to join the 1920x1080 race soon
What other things.. I have been trying to find one
You are going to start a new life soon? When?
I was looking at the catalog for a new thread.
Mana tricked me.
Oh nvm lol
Erm, we enjoy some of the same games
Idk how much anime you watch..
Like, end of this month, when I move to a new house
Alright. See you Sunday.
Im sorry I wasted your time, surely you had a wonderful journey to the catalog :3
Finally madoka do a more natural hairdo, i wonder if she only lets very small number of people see her this way.
Where we barely play together..
I have given up watching drama anime,the feeling it made me feel is just too much.
The funny ones are still good
I am fuckin smashed
havent sent anything to relatives
Because you're on the other side of the world.. it's hard
Nooo, why! That's the reason you watch more, I love that feeling
Idk how you drink whisky, it burns too much :c
She doesn't have the twin tails in when shes getting ready for bed.
2 shots with a coke chaser and 3 shots inbetween 2 mixed drinks with coke
it didn't taste that bad but it was a bit spicy.
at this point I want to be sober but theres nothing in the house that is a sobering food and I can't sleep
Ahh yea only the ones that maybe viait her before she is going to bed would have been able to see her that way
That last one took me about 2 weeks to get over it, I didnt cry when i watched it but eyes got watery..
And subtle is such a busy person..
Don't ever leave me that long again :c
getting drunk off 5 shots and 2 mixed
Thats a good thing fam
You should've planned ahead and bought snacks..
What one was that?
I'm done with school stuff until September now!
But still maybe have to get a job, so busyness might stay awhile
Are you saying you want to see me that way, Mana?
Depends on the circumstance, I'd think.
Uhh I cant remember the title, the one about forest spirit that will disappear when normal human touched him.
Ahh summer holiday?
Yea.. Once in this lifetime.
Seeing a person in their alone time might come out as creepy
*wanting to see
Hotarubi no Mori e
The one I told you to watch!
I'm glad it had that effect on you
Hell yeah ^^
( ´•̥×•̥` )
Im going to intercept this reply and make it mine
Yeaa their relationship ended with a everlasting hug for the spirit.
Dont you think, if we ever meet, it will be once on a lifetime chance, and i sure will hug you before boarding my planen never to be seen by you again.
howre you doing?
It's such a lovely ending, I was gonna start watching another series written by the same woman
Manaka you're so pessimistic.. I plan to visit Asia more than just once in my lifetime :c
Though the thought of that does pull at my heart strings
That feel when waking up with a nosebleed and a headache.
You have ruined my night with your hospitality.
huh how'd I do that
damn, get better quick
Oh god.. A series full of melancholy.. Id give up at 3rd episode. You know Sakamoto desu ga? Im watching that.
Im.. Being realistic, my city is not a tourism spot. And going out of country is financially out of reach!
Being so damn nice. How dare you.
You okay? Is it because of the cold ?
lol check that out for a phone camera
About the time I go through my bags for painkillers again.
Yeah, I just get nosebleeds during the summer every now and then, too dry weather.
The headache I can't explain though, although I kept waking up every now and then.
This might sound like a joke bug banana for breakfast might fix your headache problem
I know of it! But I'm not watching it :c
How would you rate it?
That's alright, when I go abroad I generally don't like going to touristy places
Did you live there your whole life?
That's a phone?
Now you've got me confused.
Although I feel like I haven't drank coffee in a few days, that could explain it too.
Also now you've reminded me that I need to buy apples.
yeah, galaxy s4 zoom
Even though Sakamoto is just.. Inhuman, his friends reactions whenever they see him doing Sakamoto things are hilarious. I have only watched 2 episodes so far, the time when the bullies plan to make fun of him and backfired got me laughing.
Well..I spent my college years in the capital, which is also not a tourism spot except if you are a fan of big cities around the world
Kill me now
I don't know Erin, how can I trust you that it's not just a camera in disguise?
It's alright Manaka, I'm on slow startup myself too.
Always keep like a box full
Well then, pretty neat.
Just bought it or?
I couldn't find any of my old mil painkillers, it seems that I've used all of them.
Oh well, aspirin might suffice.
You know what my biggest problem with Rand is? She advocates, and encourages, as if it were a seldom seen thing in the lives of common people and the wealthy, selfishness and greed.
Which is just ridiculous. It's the philosophical equivalent of a tarantino film.
- Your bud.
yeah, pre-owned, £106 or something
needed an android replacement for my hotspot phone, i smashed the screen
Also why are you in Korea.
Sounds good, how'd that happen?
You've got the wrong person.
Pretty sure insider/kanra posts that izaya character still.
i dropped it while i was having a coffee at the seating outside costa :c
cause i gotta top it up to get internet to tether, i don't normally top up my iphone cause i have calls and texts on the droid phone, and i took it out to text someone and accidentally threw it on the ground
I hope it calms down, I couldn't sleep last time cause my head hurt so much
That's not him. he's been pretty depressed lately. you should Steam him and cheer him up
and my DSLR camera is in storage, so i figured i'd replace it with the camera-y-est camera phone i knew
I'm neither of those guys. Why aren't you in Korea?
I'm glad you're enjoying it, truly funny series like that are a rarity
Teenage years in the capital, that sounds really cool
They do, but that's Orihara, some other old poster, and to clarify they're from Russia.
Sounds like pretty bad luck then.
That does actually make sense.
I tried to get some prolonged sleep, but that didn't really work out.
Pretty much this.
Tell him i'll come to the thread more often, if he'll come.
Why's he depressed?
You seem a tad upset, friend.
Where do you guys keep figuring out what I used to go by, no one has said shit.
That is where you are wrong, Bard pointed it out at you in one thread last week.
This community is full of pathological liars, and schizophrenics, and you will regret every hour spent substituting a potential social circle for the chance at feigned interest by those in your exact situation.
Eventually you'll become gay and transition into a woman.
Your parents weep.
Lmfao it's the internet dude, calm down. Sounds like you're the one that expected too much from an online image board.
Vino go to bed :^)
I expected a lack of crippling autism and i was left disappointed.
I'm not vino, i am an ancient evil.
Do i need to bring up the memes?
In which case I will reiterate that you are on the fucking internet. That's your fault.
You win, nerd.
Do i need to bring up the paedophilia.
*unzips duck* You asked for this.
So who's still here, anyway.
I'm genuinely impressed this community still exists. I predicted total collapse literally a year ago.
I have no fucking clue. Anyway who is dis? I'm starting to doubt now.
Which Australian is this?
Either another Izaya or someone called Crust.
Learn your ancient posters, boy.
I'm THE Australian shitposter.
Ugh it's probably that weirdo Todd.
1. Australian poster
2. Really arrogant
Ding ding ding, SteveAn.
muh ancientfag revelancy
Anyhow time to get some things done, play nice kids.
Muh Anonymous, Private conversation on steam to convey my demeanour autism.
Isn't Izaya Kanra?
Says the one posting anonymously themselves.
I can give you a face if thats what you need.
No, see and and
I don't really think so
Yeah figured, you're like the exact opposite but I think he called himself Izaya once and uses that avatar.
If you don't wear panty hoses you're p gay
I don't, and I'm not. Thanks for the info, though.
Post panty hose then, gay boy.
Sorry, but that's gay.
hmmm, not sure if I'm allowed
I am giving you permission
hmm but so public
Whats a panty hose?
Is it about to get gay in here?
Sorta like a fire hose, only it fuels the fire
Thats strange. Why would someone invent that?
It's not meant to be applied to fire
What do you use it for then?
Oh, i don't use one, i'm perfectly comfortable with my fire hose thank you very much
this, its for the legs
Oh its that thing!
Do you wear one right now?
Can i see~?
I guess I can show it one time..
But only one!
Tokai are you intoxicated?
loods are you not intoxicated?
Yesterday at club some girl who was with the party i arrived with was trying to dance with me and her boyfriend bought me drinks.
afterwards i said to her, pretty seriously that i really appreciate that they want to have a threesome but that i have to decline on the count of her boyfriend being china
Judging from her reaction they were not trying to menage o casper me, but it was still really fun to say
now you can't say I never do anything
I feel kinda odd tbh, but good odd
Get a load of this guy.
clean your room/10
but thats my old school desk thing, memories
P-post cock please
Aww okaaaay. But i like lewd...
HUE that's pretty funny
A friend of mine got a girl asking him how he liked his coffee, he responded that he liked it like his espresso, quick and dirty. She responded 'thick and creamy'.
She stopped responding when he said 'I have something thick and creamy for you'
Are you wearing a dress too? Holy shit Tokai
tfw already 7 hours in a skype call
I like slow
n-no it's just those modern long shirts I swear