Peach is the one you'd want if you like sweet cute girls who can bake cakes...

Isn't she supposed to be 7 feet tall. if not more?

Just like all other woman.

This is gay.

I think she looks good here

As for the pic in the OP I think all of them look unattractive even Rosalina so I didn't think she stood out that much

Anyway, they don't change it since I think the nips like it because I always see them calling Daisy cute over at their forums. Probably because they're use to seeing pudgy faces all the time.

You're right, none of them look very good in that picture. I think it's just the style in which nintendo does it's princess models, they always look a bit shitty.

>not liking a pudgy face

no thx

Daisy bestiality pic when

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What's wrong with you?

Peach or Rosalina.
Daisy a shit.

As someone who's 6ft, I've always wanted to date someone taller and see how it feels to be a manlet.

Well, human women are pretty terrible…

but Sarasaland is badass

kek

Exactly.

Alright fellas, which one is the best?
you can't tell who's who

what the fuck is this thread?

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The one on the right has the best figure.

Gone but not forgotten

Trick question: They're all Bowser in drag.

It's hilarious how SEGA actually put differences in detail between them

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Help me out here, user, I don't see the differences.

Are you implying you wouldnt date samus if you had the chance?

Dating Samus sounds horrible. She's married to her work.

Date? nah. Drug-fueled weekend-long rape escapade? yes.

when daisy spreads her legs you can see her asscrack and cameltoe, peach has no imprints, rosalina seems to have the puffiest cameltoe

Rosalina has the biggest tits and the smallest ass, Peach has average tits with an ass that sticks out, Daisy has the biggest ass with perky small tits

But my man, youre missing the point, when she comes back from her week long genocidal runs, she would want you to relieve her stress and be a good husbando.

Drugged user or drugged samus?
Because theres a huge difference.

Different drugs for the both of us. You must have never done meth.

user, I have the feeling Samus leaves for much longer than one week at a time.
I hope you enjoy seeing your 8 foot tall bounty hunter GF two or three times a year. Unless you think you can actually keep up with her?

Just go to /vp/ or something

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Why can't I ever find straight doujins with insane futa cocks? My suspension of disbelief won't be broken if a dude has a 2 foot long dick and cums gallons.

No, i like my teeth.

But those two-three times would be great, besides, theres nothing keeping you from doing something else the rest of the year.

Hey guys, I was looking at polls regarding the female Mario characters and the only one where Daisy got a high percentage was the "rape and murder" one. What does this mean?

You don't have to chew or drink it, you can shoot it or put them into pills that you have to swallow first.

Chewing meth is white trash tier.

They would be great. Honestly, I'd probably date Samus, because seeing my girlfriend a handful of times a year actually sounds like a pretty sweet setup to me.

You must also be the kind of guy that thinks an "open" relationship is okay.

No, open relationships are for cucks. I just don't actually like having a girlfriend, too much time and energy.

Rosalina and Daisy make a great pair

If you don't want to put the time and energy into maintaining your relationship, someone else will. You say you aren't a cuck, but the end result is the same.

M8, space waifu.

Well, it's a good thing we're talking about fictional women, isn't it?

This. Is nice to have a girlfriend, but it's just too time consuming. Between work, sleep and gf, where would be the time for vidya?

Then just be fuck buddies. You get the sweet pussy with no attachments. Is not an open relationship because you never agree to anything, and if you just don't want to fuck you just don't.
Faggots just make everything more complicated, and with an actual relationship you're at risk of getting cucked.

He's also assuming Samus wants to put time and energy into maintaining our relationship. Knowing everybody's favorite space autist, she's probably too busy flying around murdering space pirates and losing all her upgrades.
Samus isn't exactly waifu material unless you just make up a personality for her or go off Other M.

She won't even be able to maintain you, since in all her bounty hunting she doesn't hunt any fucking bounty.

Doesn't Peach wear a thong in that game?

Seriously, the princesses proportions need to be like this

Fictional indeed, there's no way I'd consider drugging a non-fictional woman while raping her miserably non-stop while binging on hard drugs. All fiction, heh, what are drugs even?

This is a new game so we don't know yet.
I'm emailing Camelot trying to get them to have Peach and Daisy in colored stockings

Doing gods work user.

fuck kill marry

Fuck Peach, marry Rosalina I'm a sucker for giant space women, kill Daisy.

Fuck daisy, marry peach, kill rosalina.

I'd rather get them looking like this again but I'm more likely to see them in colored stockings so why not

You're a sucker for dick, too.

Fuck Peach, Marry Daisy, kill the space slut.

Peach has a bigger kingdom. It's nothing personal.

I'm going to go ahead and say the uncommon choice, since most vidya fans seem to be clueless and don't know how snuff out the right women

Why? Because she's sweet, loyal, and knows how to bake cakes. Plus she's easily impressed by a man who knows how to show his power over her.

Why? Because she's energetic so you'll know she never gets tired in bed. Also she tries the hardest and would be up for all sorts of freaky, demeaning shit.

it pains me to say this since i like her
She'd probably respawn herself so it's all good. Plus she's too mature and respectable to do anything lewd with. 10/10 would have her as my teacher

Enjoy raising all those Bowser Jrs.

Well you have to remember what i said is (semi) based on true facts

Daisy is one of those asshole nearly not gingers that goes on and on about how superior they are, but oh I'm not a ginger, kay?

The only instance when Bowser showed some kind of competency was in Sunshine. And that boss fight was pretty bad.

Take it back. In my mind daisy always looks like this

How is Daisy even close to being a ginger? Do you know what auburn hair is, nigger?

Fuck them all + pauline
marry peach.
kill mario and bowser.

Patricians know diversity is the spice of life

nintendornes must be the same faggots that go watch frozen

So you dont think the girls are hot?

I haven't seen Frozen, but I have a lot of porn of it.

Meh. Mario girls are better

i watched it, it was ok.

even barbarians know that having 3 girls to fuck is better than just one.

Fuck them all

Pick one.

post more fat cock qts

That's not futa, it's a man with tits.

Did the internet influence people to become toonophiles, or did it merely provide these existing people a place to congregate? I feel like I wouldn't look at these characters with such a strong desire had I never been exposed to the internet.

I can assure you I have wanted to fuck peach and friends since long before I discovered the internet.

come on now, clearly red zelda is the best

What are you, gay?

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Zelda's black hair custom from HW is best.

Nah.

Is this what the japs really think?

Just cause she's blonde doesn't mean she's a horny bimbo. Plus when you say it like that it reminds me of disgusting white trash. Yuck

japs have shit taste, in other news grass is green.

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I personally enjoy Malon the most. She's the girl next door type who you can really settle down with. A simple life on a farm. Good food, hard work, a simple life with someone you could love

This is what everyone should think, but here we are.

It's time to get some taste user.

I like her tan and auburn hair. Reminds me of old Daisy

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How come cosplayers of sweet, nice girls tend to look like they are complete bitches out of costume?

Because they probably are.

pick one

Most of them are, they're major attention whores.

No street fighter girls please. It's just not fair having them in this thread.

Best girl is Midna

Here, have Google Trends' rising searches related to "Mario Hentai"

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mario missing Breakout
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mario is missing Breakout
3
naruto Breakout
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naruto hentai Breakout
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mario rosalina hentai Breakout
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rosalina hentai Breakout
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rosalina mario Breakout
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rosalina Breakout
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hentai do mario Breakout
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daisy hentai

What the fuck is breakout? Is that some hentai artist?

Well, that's something at least.

Ladies can't get enough of this hunk, eh?

Ask a search engine, underage

I've found Daisy tends to do much better in porn searches

thats only it though :(

Well he is kind of handsome

Oh, I didn't realise they were talking about the game. Why are mario versions of breakout so popular?

kek

Anyway, breakout means there's a sudden increase from a high volume of searches

i thought it refers to those break out clones where destroying the blocks reveals part of an (pornographic) image

proper good taste, that.

Rosalina is ma waifu, I've loved her since she first showed up.

That's not Bowser.

This is Bowser.

Disgusting shit-tier artist tbh

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into the trash

That one Cakeman or whatever's Bowser girl is much better.

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Not all Rosafags, I just despise the ones that obsessively hate Daisy and get offended when someone lightly criticizes the character

The rest are fine though

"デイジーとロゼッタのアミーボはほぼかくていで買います！"

Good choice japanbro

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Hey, if it means the possibility of Nintendo tracking the sales and deciding what to do with the characters I'm all for it.

Now I need them to do something with Wario

im still waiting on a toadette

wario and toadette make a good couple so ill wait for her too

It is because Luigi is the burden we must bear

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I choose all plus Wendy for DSL

Remember when an user made a video out of that and then an e celeb uploaded it to their own channel? I do.

I fucked the shit out of Rosaline in AA2, I really like the hair style

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Sadly yes

I have to admit when looking for pictures of Daisy, this one in particular makes her waifu material to me.

Okay m8.

I wouldn't fuck Daisy because I don't want to cuck out Luigi, he gets shit on so much. she is hot though

This TBH, i can comprehend wanting to cuck mario, but luigi?
Come on man, hes a great guy and that would break him, probably make him kill himself.

man this thread reaks of daisy fags mad over the fact rosalina is basically on nintendo's mind over a long forgotten relic that is daisy

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. What I'd really like is a game where all 3 princesses are playable and each has different abilities and playstyle.
But no, nintendo would rather just make more mario maker and sports spinoffs.

It's his nature,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold#Green_hat

Today I will remind them

Wait who is Daisy looking at?

Did you even read the thread are you being a typical arrogant, baiting Rosafag?

Anyway, Daisy is not "long forgotten". So yeah, you're being a typical arrogant baiting Rosafag.

You faggots make yourself unlikable. Shaking my head.

*or are you

One thing I really despise about Nintendo's handling with Daisy, is that they're making her out a country valley girl instead of the exotic princess of Sarasaland she's supposed to be
Why the fuck do they think that's more appealing?

I'm assuming they did that because British Royalty own a lot of country side

I suppose so, but the real life basis of her kingdoms (Bermuda, Egypt, China, and Easter Island) don't have country sides that resemble Austrian farms.
It really aggravates me.

All were part of the Colony at one point as is Australia

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Who?

Egypt was never colonized
Easter Island had a very brief colonization period and then it went straight back to its original state
Only China's Hong Kong was colonized

So you're wrong for 3 of those.

Hell, even sarasa refers to a calico print that originates from INDIA

I got confused but with China I know I meant that it was part of China and not all of it, and with Egypt I confused the 1800s fasination with colonisation

Mah Koopa.

Well it's fine

Mario seems scared :~(

There are worse fates.

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get this nigga outta here

I want to fuck this Bowser in particular.

I thought this was going to be Pauline from the thumbnail

The wario one is funny!

I'm borderline torqued borderline 2fat4me
like there's no physical way a real life woman would have those proportions, she'd be nothing but cottage cheese.
but I guess 2d thicc is ok?

guys I'm having an internal crisis.

2d THICC is a fetish unto itself, specifically because it doesn't have to adhere to the rules of 3d.

Thanks SEGA.

what if I like both daisy and marty equally?

I wish I could be Peach

I wanna be a prissy pink princess wearing frilly feminine clothes all day while looking and acting as girly as possible

I wish Rosalina were my mommy

I'd want to suck on her breasts while she comforts me and embraces me and rubs my clitty and tells me it's alright to do cummies in her supple soft hand and that she will always be there for her little baby and she will always love me

You know you could've posted the picture.

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Miyamoto is not found of Rosalina. However, Nintendo EAD (the guys who make the main Mario games) created Rosalina while Daisy and Wario were created by SPD1. Fortunately, SPD 1 and EAD recently merged so you might see Wario and Daisy in new games!

*fond

So Daisy is described as being "very young" in the official 30th anniversary Mario book. What is young to japs? I know Peach is around 24-25 and nips see Rosalina as being a older woman.

19 or 20

rosalina

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I want to see Daisy pair up with Wario and Waluigi

But we know they're gonna push the princess trio instead since its the safest option

They could make a whole game out of the cast-offs relegated to padding out spinoff rosters at this point

To be fair, Christians are pretty damn gay

UUUU

IS DAISY A LOLI

what he said

For one such as you, perhaps.

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Remember when the Mario manga made Daisy a slut?

thank you sir , my dick is pleased

Help.

Why would you make a clone of a shit game?

To make it not shit of course.
The porn parody, not the shitty edutainment game. In case there was a misunderstanding.

Japan does have that term "Christmas Cake" where no one wants a girl after 25.

They love 'em very young

As always, I pick Daisy.

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Fucking hell user talk about having fucked up views, you're almost as bad as SJW's being triggered over big tits.

The three of them can grow if they eat 'shrooms, macrophilia triggered.

Mrs. Hands confirmed for smash

What the fuck is going on?

I see you are a man of culture as well.

Why did they change that daisy, she looks way more like a tomboy there that, that the pudgy looking one we got now

She also dreams of being swept away by a "knight in shining armour", and guess what she think of Link after he saves her farm?

Why do they always draw that giant plump vagina?

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damn

that comic made me hate taylor, the nigger badger thinks everyday is a fucking pride parade

nigga u gay
I was gonna write a more intelligent post but fuck it I got chicken noodle soup don't need to take this.

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Are you the guy that was making the baby Peach game? Haven't heard from you in a while.

would you use baby peach as your personal onahole/cockwarmer?

>tfw I have spent money on hardblush artwork

In a tender, loving way maybe.

Found the engineer!

Yeah, same guy. Baby peach was gonna be an unlockable character.

She did in Mario Open Tennis. Don't know if the US version has the thong on her or if it became
THE VOID

You must not have played Super Princess Peach, in which she goes on a journey to find the Vibe Scepter

Was hoping you were still working on it. Good luck with your project.

What project is this? A porn game remake?

Yeah there's a flash game that was made with playshapes assets called "Mario is Missing" where princess peach has to fuck her way to finding Mario.
Then there was a sequel to that called "Peach's untold tale" which was essentially the same thing but with way more content.
I'm making a clone because flash sucks and playshapes assets also are terrible, and the aforementioned untold tale is forever incomplete.
Features to include: fuck ALL the things, princesses becoming bloated with cum, a "fucked stupid' debuff that slows princesses to make them more susceptible to getting fucked again, difficulty is based on how many layers of clothing the princess has, starting naked is hardcore mode, alt characters unlocks (baby peach), power-ups to change princess outfit (tanuki/fire flower/etc)
But every time I thought I could spend some time developing it, more pressing matters would always come up. Now I think I can finally dedicate my time to it.

Sounds great. Can't wait.
Hope you get around to developing it. Godspeed user.

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Oh shit.

?

:3

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he's a cuck. mystery solved

Her face always looked "pudgy", she just got a bigger head with the rest of the Mario cast now.
Anyway I don't understand why people keep complaining about Daisy's round face. Like shit man, they fixed that fucking abomination from the Gamecube era but you still got faggots thinking her face is the size of a fucking crater when they gave Peach and Rosalina rounder faces too.
Do you cunts expect her to have a middle aged horse face?

that is pretty weird indeed. Daisy's first years into her redesign you didnt have people complaining about her looking fat faced as they do now. Where did that come from?

Be careful, OP. They're banning for threads that are remotely /vp/ in nature.

That's right, you piece of shit. Let me explain to you how much I don't like a pudgy face. Earlier today, I tried to emulate Mega Man Legends 2. I don't know how this shit happens, but about two minutes in, I noticed that Roll's face was significantly more pudgy than it is in the original game. I tried multiple video plugins and got nothing. I decided not to play and turned that shit off.

you must not like most Japanese female character designs then

I like it, its a sign of high estrogen and youth
Westerners obsession with skinny faced whores who look 30 is disturbing

Westerners think these manfaces are "beautiful" and "elegant"
Fucking cucks

You don't even know the character I'm talking about, do you?

She looked fat. The higher body fat percentage of women does not equate a fat face.

Ayy lmao.

The fuck. No she doesn't look """'fat""" she looks like this
A lot of women have round faces, I swear you fags don't get out

Hell, they even made Rosalina's face more round because guess what - developers know its appealing and it looks more youthful and feminine. Im sorry you been brainwashed to think anything short of a square jaw and manly cheekbones is horrible

A round face looks more like this. It looks vulnerable and cute. Please someone tell me how this is bad

The closer to babby the face, the more vulnerable, cute and feminine it is. It makes you want to claim it and protect it.

Exactly. I don't get these weirdos who like horse faced women

It looks like a kitten with its round face and button nose. Its so damn cute and loveable

Why do you think they keep putting that shit in movies, games etc.? It's to condition men to like manfaced hags.

does it work? i cant imagine it working

MY
GIRLFRIEND'S
PENIS

there have always been strange people out there. theyre just a bit more bold lately because the tv and internet says weird is automatically a good thing and isnt weird.

First of all, Roll is the one on the right. Secondly, the image that I just posted is someone else's screenshot, not what was happening on my game.

who eats cake at christmas?

Japanese people do, christmas cake is like a sponge cake.

Japanese people celebrate Christmas, but it's just a very commercialized, American-influenced version of Christmas with barely any religious traditions.

Whoever did these should feel bad, and learn about youtube-dl and mpv.

Just like the real thing then.

make sure you take images in QUALITY pngs

screenshot-format=pngscreenshot-png-compression=8

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Is this the thread where we talk about Nintendo's princesses?

sorry fam but using a shitty player doesn't make you a special snowflake

Says the guy using a shitty player and acting like it's better than everything else.

at least its not mpc-hc

fuck i have no idea what to use. i just stick with the same thing until im forced to change

if it's free as in freedom and does the job, then it's alright

mpv is considered the greatest for quality
VLC is alright
ffplay (from ffmpeg) does nothing fancy but playing a video
MPC-HC's only problem is that it's windows only

We now return to the regularly scheduled holy war.

thanks for calming my severe autism

Don't know about the left and the right, but Tim Curry in Rocky Horror was never meant to be taken as actually attractive.

Is Rosetta a heavy type in Mario Kart or Smash or something? They're talking about how she's the first female heavy weight, with one comment saying she's the same as Koopa and another asking who is heavier between her and Donkey

yeah in mario kart she is a heavy weight. This is why she is the tank in the holy trinity.

Fair enough, makes sense

I was drunk yesterday but the whole entirety of Asian women are known for having pudgy faces and they are petite as fuck so not fat imo

So just like every non-Westernized culture then.
Anyway I found out the Japanese term used in Daisy's official bio means she's under 20. Luigi, Mario, and Waluigi are all hebephiles. Great.

I'm glad Rosalina is a heavyweight. She's also a heavy hit packing powertype. It's honestly cool. I will probably use her often in the next game

I just realized someone pierced that babby's ears. I will never understand how someone can think that is acceptable.

They gotta win that child beauty pageant somehow

Those people should be put to death.

Preching to the choir here

Why are those pedo parades even a thing in the first place?

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Because the mothers are often pathetic ex-cheerleader normalfags trying to live vicariously through their children.
Nice double trips

As opposed to what, furshit?

Peach is vanilla, girly, and conventionally attractive. Great at socializing and fun to have a conversation with, but she keeps things light. Shies away from confrontation and taking initiative, and would rather see you happily delusional than tell you a hard truth. Traditional and modest, she needs to feel like she loves you before she puts out. Expects you to take initiative in the relationship. Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Daisy is boyish in a cute way, but not conventionally attractive. Stubborn as a mule, she'll argue with you over anything for fun. While she's no slut and would never be unfaithful, she's had some one night stands while single. In a proper relationship, she's the girl who will put out if you're still into each other after a week or two, and will do some lewd stuff before then. Enjoys being wooed like a girly girl, but easily grows impatient and will move the relationship along herself. Generally capable in conversation, but has a penchant for saying stupid things every so often. Keeps conversations extremely light and will do anything to get the conversation topic off of feelings. Will do whatever you want if you beat her at sportball, and she can do whatever she wants if she beats you.

Rosalina acts like she has something to hide. Shy and disinclined towards large social gatherings, she'd much rather stay at home and watch a movie on the couch with or without some friends. Has a small circle of friends with whom she is very close, and will gladly meet yours. How quickly she opens up to you physically is largely dependent on how much you push it, but it will take some serious trust and patience for her to open up to you emotionally. Her face has a subdued attractiveness to it, but she's insecure because of her mediocre body and her height. Likes to get real deep in conversations, talking about space, science, the future, human nature, shit like that. Plays vidya.

Wario should have been the fourth

Then why her recent appearances? Why no Wario & Daisy in the new super mario?

I remember joking about the princesses' vagina black hole before I discovered this and also a luma censoring Rosalina's tittes.

I'd honsetly love to be a female Bowser's boytoy.

A little effort, please.

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Wait what's wrong with that? My mum did it for my sister when she was like two

Yeah, user's a faggot. Getting it done when she's a baby is a preferred option because it's easier to clean a baby's ear than a snot-nosed 6-year-old's. Besides, it's not like it hurts or takes too long. They're better off bitching about circumcision, considering that's an actually horrible process.

Because Rosalina was created by a coworker at Nintendo EAD named Yoshiaki Koizumi. Miyamoto doesn't oversee and handle everything in Mario games, you know. They had to sneak Rosalina and her storybook in and by the time Miyamoto found out it was too late to remove her. He doesn't care for her because in his mind Princess Peach already fills the female role so there's no need for another female character. Luckily for Rosalina, she was created by the team that makes the mainline Mario games so she automatically gets better treatment and better integration into the main cast than Daisy and Wario.
SPD (the creators of Daisy and Wario) and EAD recently merged together so I can expect Daisy and Wario to possibly appear more in mainline games in the future. I feel like Nintendo has been lightly hinting at this with Daisy since late 2015, especially since the Rosalina-Daisy-Peach trio are now a thing. I don't know about Waluigi, however.

That's funny, Daisy is supposed to be the one with the cute little button nose while Peach has a tall regal nose. They need to learn to stick with a consistent design for Daisy. They have to remember Daisy is supposed to be a teenager, not an adult..

So, which princess would you impregnate?

Kids are dumb, and shouldn't be getting it to begin with. It's like a tattoo, you don't want let them make those decisions till they are at least around 16.

Depends on how they're portrayed. Elegant, slightly sheltered Peach would be good to woo by showing her the world, energetic, boyish Daisy would be fun to hang out with and she'd probably get flustered when you treat her like a girl, and Rosalina would either be an outwardly detached but secretly warm person or an introverted, awkward girl who doesn't know how to respond to your affections.

All are good, i'd just have to meet them and hang out first in order to choose.

Daisy-fags need not apply

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I guess this makes me the odd man out, but personally their color schemes are a huge factor. Specifically, I absolutely HATE Daisy's orange/yellow/brown earth tone palette. Hate it on her, hate it on every character ever with that color scheme. The color thing alone is like, 90% of why she's irrelevant to me compared to Peach and Rosalina. A good color scheme is vital to a good character design.

sounds great
you should look for some people here to help you with it

smh tbh fam

You know all three are fugging Mario, especially Daisy.

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Exactly. You think Mario could let something go that easily? Hell, he still sees Pauline.

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I don't get it, is the comic edited so it's backwards? Wouldn't they need to drive to the first scene?

They only fug him when he rescues them. That's why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach. Mario hires him to do it with all the coins he collects in his travels. Mario started rescuing Pauline again because he got bored with just having one woman over and over again. Plus, she got some work done and stopped dying her hair blonde.

For some reason I get the feeling Peach is a pure wait-until-marriage-type and while Mario appreciates that and genuinely loves her, he still needs some ass on the side.
Too realistic

You look lost, /monster/.

Why are all the princesses carbon-copies of each other while all the Italians have unique and interesting personalities by contrast?

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>>>Holla Forums
please stay there

Rosalina isn't human, /furry/.

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because it's easier to homogenize female characters and the devs are sexist

chubby chasing fuck

wtf, i hate tumblr more than ever

FUCKING THIS

They confirmed that Waluigi is just a character that will be forgotten over the years.
pic related.

you're strange

also, anyone notice on halfchan every time there's a thread about the girls there's always that one guy who says something positive about rosalina then says something like daisy is awful? Always in the same sentence too. not sure if samefag