Kylo Ren = /ourguy/?

Are people genuinely retarded? Because this was well directed.

Jumanji is the new Star Wars, pleb

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"Muh lore" is more important than talented filmmaking.

I like how Snoke mocked him for losing to someone who never used a lightsaber.

That was good too, it happened right before the first webm, i'll make one of it next.

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I just had a foresight. Get ready for Rey to chop off Kylo's limbs like it was sunday afternoon on Mustafar in IX. Actually JJ can't even think of that.

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Yet a new theory suggests that beneath all those angry outbursts and glimpses of redemption, he may in fact be more of an evil genius.


In the end, it works, as Rey leaves Luke to find Kylo in the hope of returning him to the light.
"Kylo captures her and says that he knows who her parents are," the Redditor continues. "All of the pieces are now in place for a coup. He knows Snoke is overconfident and will underestimate them both."Kylo also has nurtured Rey's dependency for him and has something to offer her if she helps him.

It looks like he used Snoke's teachings and outwitted the former Supreme Leader by using them against him. Pretty damn clever, eh?

REPORTS OF PEOPLE PISSING THEIR PANTS

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The desperation of paid media shills to find anything to promote this turd they call a movie….
None of your theories will matter a year or 2 from now when judeo jew abrams mystery boxes the entire plot…..

Jew Jew been working with Johnson he probably asked him what he thought of his script for IX

Kylo Ren is such an evil genius he ordered 90 AT-AT knockoffs to shoot at one man and ignored the advice to press on to genocide the rest of the resistance.

Having failed at convincing anybody this is kino, they will now try to imply there was a deeper, subtle plot here.

It's time for the dark side to get #litty!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kylo Ren.

This.

It would work and be awesome.

You're not going to make Disney Wars work with us. Prequel memes work because there is some truth to them. At worst, they are beautiful disasters, at best criminally underrated adventures with criminally overblown hate. There is nothing to these new films. Lucas at least had some new ideas, new coats of paint and some soul to inject into the films. There is none of that here, just a by design, checklist, corporate and anti-white franchise. Everything they have done is meant to discredit the OT and ruin those characters and stories. Then, piss on the corpses of those works with their new OC characters that will take the torch and lead us further into propaganda.

Despite the bitching, the prequels were endearing. TPM, AOTC, ROTS all bring a smile to your face. They’re earnest and where they have mistakes, it becomes funny. TFA and TLJ just make you grimace. They’re stupid and insulting, and they do something the prequels never did: shit on the original trilogu.

The PT had flaws but as stated they had merit in what they were trying to do.
The disney "star wars" movies are just repulsive & depressing.

That's debatable. Midichlorians, showing us Darth Vader as a child, changing Yoda into flippy thing. Not game breakers like Disney Wars does, true, but still there. At least the prequels issues don't ultimately harm the OT. Yoda doing all these acrobatics, the lightsaber duels being stupid video game looking things, Jar Jar etc. doesn't ultimately impact Luke, Obi-Wan and the other characters and stories. However, having Luke and the entire Rebellion's efforts made naught does, having Luke's character change does. Having their send offs be emotionless and anticlimactic does.

Despite not even seeing the films, I won't be able to think about the fun I had as a kid with Luke or with Anakin without now thinking of Rey being so much better than both of them. Without thinking of Han's poor send off, Luke's character assassination, Super Leia. I can try and pretend they're just bad fan fiction, they're not canon, but it won't change that they did it.

That's the point of the new films, to destroy what was simply a fun kids movie with deliberate intent.

TLJ gave me more smiles than EPISODES I and II combined

faggot who invented Darth Bane and the Rule of Two should be flayed alive because of him we had alot of bullshit in EU canon

bumping

the porg flying into the window gives me a little chuckle tbh. too bad the rest of the movie is absolute ass and chewie flying into the canyon doesn't even make sense if he's just gonna shoot out of a random part of the ground later.


trevorrow was working with johnson initially, and jew jew scrapped all that was developed between them.


george should be flayed for making one of the best characters in the EU? i think not, disnigger.

they were baiting the tie fighters away from the ground fighters

oh right, i keep forgetting parts of the movie because it's so bad. even still, what good is going underground? only a moron would have followed.

oh wait, i forgot this is le ebil space nazi organization, where everyone is a bumbling fool trying not to get memed out of existence. my bad.

It was just classic star wars, with the millenium falcon flying through something akin to return of the jedi. I thought it was better directed than JJ's attempt of rey doing this in TFA

no, classic star wars would have been them actually fighting back and not just a useless chase.

Rey was shooting at them and blew one of them up at least

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Nigger please, The Force™️ > The Rock's cooking, plus how can The Rock Bottom beats Light Saber™️

What is it like wearing a cock cage?

It's an incoherent mess of a movie trying to juggle too many plot lines and too many character arcs at the same time and drops the balls on all of them.

The whole casino planet was an utter irrelevant and pointless chase after a solution to something that turns out to be not a problem anyway. They never made a jump, so disabling the tracker was meaningless.

Star Wars is done after this. It's irredeemably fucked.