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Doing alright, don't know why but I feel better than usual. Maybe it's that new PoE update that's got my spirits up.

Pizzablast or loss

Hey Jane... Get me off this crazy thing... Called love.

Really want to gag on Sabrina's dick. Not gonna lie.

a friend from high

Glad to hear that, maybe you should talk with Subtle about that.
Considering they're pretty damn pro at that game.

I don't understand your accent.

scoots i thought we weren't supposed to talk about those feelings

Oh hey tokai, been reading up on the IrANIAN REVOLUTION EARLIER. SHIT IS MAD LULS.

...

I don't think i'll be getting in anytime soon anyway.

My typing doesn't have one
And my accent irl is fair

Wait, what? when did we say this?

well

when we were RPing and you were sabs

and afterwards you said not to talk about it again

?

You in the queue right now at all?

Yeah 5k ahead of me and going down

Okay, I erm.... Well... I had forgotten that... little... game heh.

RIP, got to love mmorpgs and queue systems.

Eh i'm already down to 4k and dropping, we'll be in no time.

Atleast they dealt with the problem this quickly.

...

ayy lmao

hail the shah or nah, be the fire of the countrah

America got pwnt

What's your username?

Aw, Scoot! Did you really RP as me?
I feel so flattered. ♥

why would scoots be flattered

i'm the one who sucked your dick

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RIGHT
IN
THE
FEELS

ultra pwn gonna still come

...

chii ;_;

Yes.... and loco she means she is flattered to have been involved.
It was really messy >.

be the flatterer

I know what I mean.

The only time I shed tears was the whole scene when Hughes was being buried in FMA

Why are the two of you arguing instead of slobbing on my know right now?

does anybody know what the fuck erin wanted?
i always look pissed because i am

oh i read that wrong
either way i knew that shit would happen because ur fuckin cray

hello mr vagueabond

erin mentioned +1

sabs can I be real here for just one second

Your cock is too big for my mouth.

Wanna watch?

You two kind of make a decent couple.
I'd imagine it be like constant mood swings and hate fucks followed by overly apologetic phases.

G'night.

Now loco, come succ this big texan dick ;)

sleep easy

+1
i stayed up all night last night drinking with my cousins


gif is how i feel rn


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I stayed up all night talking to my ex
LOL

me rn

Grim, what happened last night with the ex talk... Like, are you wanting back on that, are they wanting abck on that or was it just a surreal kind of "friend" thing. Either way seems a little "jeez louise"

brb


w h y


every time you post this i think youre someone else

The latter. We talked about a bunch of shit about our relationship
What was and such

in the end we came to a mutual agreement that we have an unbreakable bond so yeah

nais
what exactly?

idunno lol

it was bittersweet


me rn

just found grims ex

LOL


Curried king prawns and chicken with chips and a pancake roll. I am reeeeeeeeeeeeeally hungry all of a sudden.
Ah, sounds amicable. I know those kinda convos can be mindfucks. But good to hear it was chill.

Dem, sounds good.
I'm all about that chicken and shrooms as of late. So rich.

Should I get drunk and watch a movie tonight

no

cousin thinks im a nazi


yes

yes

i honestly don't know what makes him think that about me

Why


2 votes yes, 1 vote no

i change to undecided

Fuck

mfw he saw the money


y

Bebop I added you on Steam

last one

Why is it when i readd someone or add someone after all this time, everyone says they thought I hated them?

I thought it would be the opposite: most people hating you.

I dont understand either way. Why would people hate me?

I gotta admit

tights are p neat

Dudes don't wear tights unless they're a superhero.

post self in tights

they're good but then you have to tear a hole in them

exceptions are common


thats for the private people tbh


what

...

Hold on, I'll find a gif to show you.

...

What did you get. Chinese sounds really good right now.

dude that pic tho

Start being more masculine.

put me in that list then

holy fuuuck how did I not do this earlier


sure

see

you should do it


brutal

...

That sounds pretty great. i might go out now.

please don't judge me

Loco. Thats lewd as fuck

call me

why?


what'd you do to be on there though?


awh why rip it like that

Dudes don't wear tights.

...

should I get harley tights?


to get to the dick and the butt at the same time.

its p hot not gonna lie

I think that would be a good idea.

...

true style never goes.

Ok. Let me keep slimming until i don't hate my body.

this dude does


p dumb

we so excite~

you know

Posting traps masturbating themselves furiously and talking about wearing tights just isn't the same without sabrina here to silently judge me and get a little turned on

it just aint

...

sabrina makes it more kinky. thats for sure

RIP Sabs

you were like cocaine for my bonere

...

...

I bet grim wears tights to work

o fugg

ive probably made you laugh a bunch

Nah
just black pants or jeans

IRL Nervegear when?

kind of sad

...

he's a funny guy!

just one more step


just got orders to not to

lol do you really think you are

not really

youre taking orders from shitty people

yeah i dont know anyone who would agree with that either

I'll tell

that's why i didn't take spanish tbh
plus japanese class was lit

im bored
ill see you later

yo dude why are there no sluts in Florida though.

neziwi

(Sabby)


it showd me i was a good chill person
that's sturdy! :D

no

There are a bunch, it seemed like every other gfur poster was from Florida.

it's like you guys don't know

SLUTS

Don't worry i'm here.

ur not in Florida tho

...

whats that? ._.

Tracer is a big slut.
He'll even wear a skirt for you.
Meet up with him.

I am.

the picture? all the jobs i could get for blackwater


oh


I'm not actually in Florida though

why do you flirt with him in thread all day if you dont wanna put it in him

Lucky you.

...

git gud scrub

Hellsing ultimate tho

dem accents
dem big tiddies

what do you mean...?
id put it in everyone i flirt with
not an argument

He has wet dreams of being in the military and probably the only way he can pretend to be a soldier.

:D

Become a Road warrior!
rawr

I never left, Loco. It's just hard to fap my ridiculously magnum dong and type at the same time.


It's because you live in the mountain and have to fight wildcats and bears every day.

i don't?


???


the reason i want to work for them is because they pay the most(also why i want to be a medic)
oh and THE INCIDENT


You want me go get trained then get thrown into Fallujah? I always joke about wanting to go there and killing everybody but plsno I don't even want to go near that place.

I envy most anyone not in this shit state.

Then move.

Why not just move out? It can't be that hard, can it?I honestly think it's easy because my family always moved around when I was younger, though money is a meme

Massive. Dong.

Not cost effective at the moment. Cheaper to bitch and moan.

Actual footage of me at the carnival with Loco and Scoot last week.

:3
and the horsey party of the quizz said that i pretty much am a free wild spirit!
and that i wanted a huge garden of flowers far in the future ._.

i understand, i have the same problem because of my tiny hands.

Huh

oh... those are war type jobs? ;~;

Bebo you honestly make yourself look like a fool with all this memeing about Blackwater. Keep on going down this path and you're going to end up riddled with bullets because you're too eager to die.

True footage! How did they get their hands on that...... and the footage....

it's like a window cleaner going up a skyscraper

...

someone cure hay flu please


wuh

are you taking your antihistamines

oh. rip.


I DONT ACTUALLY WANT TO DO THAT SHIT
I WOULD FIGHT BUT IM NOT GOING TO MARCH INTO MY DEATH

...

what are you going to do instead?~

I dont even know what that is

I really wish I can be there when you snap under your drill instructor.

The field isn't a joke.

They treat allergy symptoms. They're dirt cheap at any pharmacy.

The field kind of is a joke, but okay.

I'll pm you, saying it here isn't good anymore.


here's your reply
have you seen some of the shit they do? lol

i hate koreanra

Yeah as in they're willing to throw people's lives away pretty easily

But how?
Playing soldier in a videogame and buying guns to further the game of pretend isn't the same as actually being in a combat zone, or even in the more mundane aspects of the military.

I take Cetirizine pills already

It's like his arrogance exploded

okay!
:)

the fuck do you think?
don't tell me you think I think I'm gonna go buy a plane ticket and bring my guns anywhere and just start shooting.

its a real war

and its here everyday

That's it

You could also wear a SARS mask if it's pollen but like that's a bit much right

bebop just fly to Turkey and meet up with the Kurds, fighting for free against IS and shit.


I have this old WWII gasmask but Iunno if I should use it for that.
already calmed down a bit

...

You constantly try to draw parallels between you and actual soldiers, even talking about PTSD, posting constant romanticism of the military, posting pictures of actual soldiers, talking about guns all day, talking about whatever "what if" situations of you fighting, etc.
If anything it's flat out insulting to people who are or have been serving in the military for someone who's done absolutely fucking nothing to want to be linked with them.

The role of Doctor Who was previously offered to a black actor, executive producer Steven Moffat has revealed.

cucks

With the Master as a chick now, I kind of wonder if the Doctor will come back as something "non-white male brit".

that's perfectly fine.


I'm just mad about James Bond.

*something other than "white male Brit".

Moffat said the show had "no excuse" not to feature a more diverse cast, adding it would be "amazing" for it to have two non-white lead actors."Two non-white leads would be amazing. In fact, a lot of people would barely notice," he said.

Okay nvm, now I'm mad at that too

Eh, that's pushing it.

He's such a fucking cuck

like if he gave a shit about the show he would have hanged himself already instead of talking about fucking blacks like it matters

British Broadcasting CUCKS

...

Yeah, no.

Well. Saying she is an otaku is a bit much. But apparently she is a studio Ghibli fan. and is VAing a re-release of a movie with dev patel

as for posting pictures of guns and armed forces, yeah I love that shit. I've not done nothing about it, you don't have to act like you know my entire life and everything I've ever done.

...

I am oddly drowsy today

I hate it

how are you buddy

No one knows as much as Tsuchi.
Truly, we all pale in comparison to his knowledge.

if the media was really all left wing, then why aren't they all black?
checkmate fascists


what a cute animal

that nigga reads BOOKS

Enjoy playing GI Joe in your room then.

tokai kinda looks like a brown rose

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n a i s

Oh just chilling in the lake of fire that is Arizona this weekend. It is fucking awesome!

Got things to do? Why not take a nap?


No you!

What a qt

its happening
anime is real

Sounds comfy ;D

Yeah I wanna vidya instead

lol

i drew a samus

and i'm never going to finish it

Have you been leveling on leegu

wishful thinking


I guess I am an animal

...

I love anime :)

It is about as comfy as being impaled with pointy things!

And what vidya?


I...was not expecting you to just agree....

Good night guys


nnnnnighty


I have not.

I keep forgetting


me too

nini

leegu


reeeeeee

Good night weeb scoot

Japan hella weird


W0t

I'm in an agreeable mood


nee nee

That's Korea my man

this is japan

+1 tracer

It's a set that's meant to be weird.

I won't hold that against you.


Oh my, were I a person of loose morals I might try and take advantage of that.

iunnnoooo
hows you?

Never hiking in this weather again.

Gosh that was terrible.

dat smug


it's toxic as fuck but playing with friends feels good

She's pissing the bed.

ferrets~ ♥


nini

why else would she be so smug

oh, what a good Samaritan you are


did you get wet?

Yeah playing with friends makes everything better.


ermagahd, Luka!

Holy shit het is heet hier

Rich people.

I was literally soaked in sweat. I was super wet.

...

OH NO

THAT SHIT NASTY

i want one!
:D

*pets*

...

How do I ghetto airconditioning so I can keep my room at a chilly -272.9c

skydiving sex is actually a thing


pump liquid nitrogen into room

open the window maat


o-oh
get a towel and stuff though

maat dit is boxmeer luchtvochtigheid van 2000%


gud idea

I'm just a sly creature that bides my time until the time I die and ended up not really doing anything.


Don't mind me while I weasel into your heart.

Yeah, because it's so great to try to finish in less than a minute.

Keine ahnung wat dat is maar ik heb het koud om eerlijk te zijn.
kleed je uit ofzo


You should try to live though, it's the best.
and no losses

So me and Manny are rooming with 4 lolis and renting a 1100 dollar studio apartment for 3 nights

Now Im super hyped for AX

ye
wassup tho
watchu been upto lately


skydiving is def on my bucket list

...

nice dude

send me the address on fb, we can drink together there

Manny and I*

God is dead

and we have killed him

But just living in and of itself could be considered a loss, love.


Shh, no tears. Just join in cuddle puddle.

ok'e

op t niews en zo

You'll have to do tandem jumps if you're just doing it to try. It takes a shitload of jumps to be certified to jump solo.
It's not that exhilarating. Your heart is racing and you are logically telling yourself you'll live but you just kind of have an irrational fear until the chute is deployed. Then you drift down, touch ground, spend a few minutes collecting the parachute, and then wait for an ATV to pick you up.

Yeah, Ill be sure to hit everyone up and invite them over.
Hopefully the lolis wont mind us having a bunch of friends over and partying for a bit
You know how girls are
Then again like 2 of them like to party so Im like Awwww shiet


Subtle what happened to you?
You were gone for like a week
I had to start cybering Tokai since you werent there

have you done it before?
I knew about the certification thing

they are just like mini doggy kitty hampster slinkys! all in one!

L I T

Yeah, I just went on a small trip to the coast

So, Soto. When Im at AX next year are you going to be my boyfriend while im there

I did, now I'm sitting in my boxers cooling down but still feeling so hot.

don't listen to his lies sub


huhh how does that go then


normie nieuws of alt


aaaah
well cool so well huh

I don't like being compared to a cat....

Yeah, my brother got into it because of an ex's mother and I went once.
You have an adrenaline surge during free fall but once the chute is out, you kind of just start to calm down, enjoy the ride, and by the time you're making your way back to the airport on an ATV/truck, you're pretty much on the other end of an adrenaline rush.

meow :(

Yeah I guess, so what's up toki?

...

meow :(

I'm trying out pantyhoses and taking new selfies.
Also listening some hardcore music.
et toi?

Sounds great

lol

Oh nice!
How was it? Did you take any pictures?
Oh also check it out, I bought this shit too


Yeah dude its gonna be super turnt up
where are you staying?


define boyfriend

Exactly what it sounds like

fotooo

some 3* thats like 15min walk from the con

nothing too fancy

I'm thinking about what I wanna do for a few hours before I go out. Really bored, super hot.


Yo bro you live in LA right?

I had the mother's huge tits pressed against me for the ride up and the jump itself. It was just super awkward because I had never met her and she was acting completely normal and making jokes about it.

It was great ^^ Nah not rly, phone battery is precious out there
How close to the real thing is it? I can't remember what it looks like in comparison

LOL
if they were against your back it shouldn't be too much of an issue

ja ik neem foto's


drink a little and cruize on the music, its so good

lol Erin tried to call me while she was on mdma and I was just like "nah fam I'm gonna take a nap"

Probably should fap. It's been like almost a month. But nothing or no one to fap to.


I got some water and a cookie. I just turned on pandora too. Feels good

.

-claps-

wtf go fap right now, thats no healthy for so long

Nah. She kept like talking directly into my ear and I basically had to sit on her lap for part of the flight up.
It was just awkward.

Yeah sure i'll be your bf at AX
I'm most likely gonna end up cheating on you tho
Just don't get mad if I do


Nice dude
Im done with the stillwell
They used to be chill and let people in like nothing but now they check everyone and give out wristbands


wrong, I live by like Riverside


WOW SUBTLE AT LEAST TAKE 1 PICTURE
FOR MEMORIES
Like so you can look back and be like ah, good times

Wow Subtle, and you call yourself a fan of anime
fucking poser

stream it for toki

She swears a lot when she's drunk, it's fucking cute

I'd be a bit blushy but just laugh it off

Styling my hair like that is gonna be a pain

yeah more and more people coming to cons and such
its a fire safety hazard


with that accent too

what?

Why would I care. Would you even want to do anything.

=

...

...

but what to :3


How far away is that from LA? I was thinking since I'm taking the scenic route through Cali while I'm moving I'd come and visit you and Ian and we could party it up. I'm moving in two months.

Euphoric

oh yes, these filters are way better


iunno, what are you into?

Other people did

Yeah I do call myself that
Do you have the shoes though?


Nothing

Is that a yes. I dont know how you think.

your butt

like a 50 min to hr drive
It isnt too bad
There really isnt shit to do out here though, we'd be better of drinking in LA and crashing in a hotel or something over there.

thug life


What a lazy bum

Also no I do not
I was just gonna wear my converse but he has some fasncy blk and orange sneakers

...

she did the same to me

The lazy thing to do would've been to stay at home

Wow.. and you call yourself a fan
Poser..


?

same here, kinda jelly now

Dont get sassy with me you cum sleeve

Nahvermind

Cyberbullying is no joke
In the hands of this planet's ultimate lifeform, Murder, cyberbullying has a 100% fatality rate.

:stopbully:

Soto. Get on Steam.

I thought he was the one using Desu and Mording as cum sleeves, not the other way around.

I remember cyberbullying posters from my high school.


should I send her this nude?
like wtf how is it so dumb

hell yeah lets do it


oh snap

Much the same to me l0l

You doing okay?


Quite fine! Playing some games atm, other than that just preparing for mondays exam.

You?


She's pretty cute yeah

More like I'm getting in the shower

bump

...

Thank you for the .gif.

I can't think of a proper name for it.

the devil is good
the devil is my friend

...

srs though you gotta let loose, that stuff's not healthy to keep off


what a grand time, hope you ace that exam.
I'm listening some deep house and playing around with my webcam.

more overwatch babes, babe

I'll use it one of these days.

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or bad.

I just smacked a huge fucking mosquito


I totally did not scream and killed it.

The big ones aren't even bad.

Do you intentionally try to act like a fruitcake or does it just come naturally?

IT WAS HUGE
IT WAS SPASTIC
I PANICKED
IT GOT ON MY LEG


well I don't to be cake, cakes get eaten

A hug hm? I'm not sure I like those.

rawr

It was probably a crane fly and they don't do shit.

Don't use my stuff.

aint ur stuff :3
i've had these for two years~

What? No way. You were telling me how much you loved them earlier.

IT GOT ON MY LEG

I let Ban borrow Nonon.


You are confusing me with someone else there, Lenko.

Sorry but its mine now.

He was probably just lonely.

Unpopular Opinion:

First JoJo opening was best

lamo

i know. just sharing a couple screencaps i took from my old klk folder

but I only want lonely humans, insects are scary

Oh?

Gooodbyeeeeee JOJO!

First JoJo was best in general.

Lenko how come you don't cyberbully anymore?
I'm honestly curious.

I liked second JoJo better, I'm not overly fond of this third one but it's pretty funny.

...

Well if thats what you want then you really came to the right place.

he's been embracing the fact that he's bisexual and is currently humping Lexi's leg
just look at him

There is no need to. I only talk to people I like and ignore the rest. It's a really stress free way to post. I'm happy too.

i liked second jojo too!
:D

Second was good, I dunno, I felt more constantly entertained by not know what could happen from the first one.

Alright Just making sure you knew
you butt


Maybe I don't mind hugs if I'm in the mood for them

Oh no, a cyberbully, please don't hurt me ;~ ;

Oh, I thought it might have been new medication or something.
That's a good mantra for posting, good on you.

Lexi loves "hugs" from pretty much everyone.
: ^ )

INSECTS ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE


ikr, well for it to be real I kinda need to search outside the pc though


That's actually really sweet

:P
only teasing~ ♥

Sorry Lexi, I don't hug guys

Am I helping your mood with these?


Nah man just decided to be happy and move on with life y'know? Everything I am doing irl just translates into everything else I do. It's rad.


You think so? :3

Why did your gf try calling me earlier? I told him off already but she keeps wanting more.

Only from people I like.


Yes, Thank you

Most people here live near me so its kinda weird.

next thread she'll have a cock in her mouth

That's good

That's awesome dude, totally embrace it and go with the flow man.

I thought the first one was a lot more predictable though.
Maybe it's just me or maybe it's just that the series is already so old.

Cool

oh no stop it please don't cyberbully me dude I'll drink bleach or whatever just leave me alone :^(

Yes ^ ^ very


wuuhht
that is weird.
maybe just pretend they're not there or actually move to the next phase

tfw he wont flirt with me anymore after i bullied him

Work felt extra long today is all.. I'm glad its Friday

lmao

ISIS is basically Germany 1945 now btw

a race to the capital between commies and authoritarians

Jesus, I've forgotten how long it's been around already. Tfw 9/11 was 20 years ago.

90 years ago it was 1990

Life is, by nature, the opportunity to feel both pain and joy. Although most would like to think that it all evens itself out, there are plenty of times where it doesn't. As such, it is a huge potential for enormous pain. While nonexistence is just that, nothing.


You can compare me to you, but nothing else, love. You are cool.

brb

Will do.


Thanks toki


That sucks, at least you're off now and enjoying some free time right?

Everyone is gonna be like 40 minutes away at AX and i'm not going lmao

How many is that?


vroom vroom

Now take a shower so I can bite you feet.

True that, best to just try feel it all though,
eventually everyone feels nothing.


np, live on well


lol, I did that when everyone went to the Hague.

Hey
Fuck you

I dunno why I love this band so much

Maybe I would go if it had more cute "girls"

you but when i go to san diego we should go surfing m8

noty
I have better offers.

to talk with right?
gotta do whatever you feel right with though

I'd fuck Subtle

i just wish he would fix his hair

like let it grow a bit

It makes your ears look weird

No thanks

Yeah, but you're not exactly known for having standards.

100% talking and nothing else.

Standards are just a myth

You've fucked a nigger, man.
That's like as low as it gets.

...

srsly though wtf

good, girls are for hug not for fug

True, but the pain does get numbing.

Why do you keep posting various .webms with his name in them for?
It's not like he's coming back.

No one is allowed to hug me.

i feel like it

youtube.com/watch?v=X-7558NYtwY
a beauty sometimes though


what if it's forced

I wish men would go back to jesus style hair

Just no.
The grunge look needs to stay dead.
Too many dudes have "man buns" these days and greasy ass hair.

That's an awful wish. Do you know how hot that gets in the summer?

didn't you go with the trend


yes, I have long hair.
it's not that bad

I thought a trap was lower than a nigger

Jesus lived in a desert man

...

Not a fat nigger

how hot does it get where you live and how often do you actually go outside for longer than an hour?

NO ONE ASKED YOU IAN

...

That is rape.

The Netherlands only gets up to the low 80s in the summer tops.
So it's not that bad.
But over a 100 degrees with high humidity and it's just nasty with how hot your scalp feels under it.


Nah, I took care of my hair since my hair type is naturally thin. Well maintained but still masculine.
I don't miss it at all.


Fucking a trap is for just when you can't get with a girl tbh.

mostly around 25
and I got outside everyday for groceries at least.

but girls do it anyway so men should be able to as well.

but it's just a hug


Then it's good yeah, thin hair should not grow long.

I thought it was an open question

ONE MONTH LEFT GET HYPE

that's fucking nothing though. hell that is deemed as the perfect temperature where i live right now

this is so fucking cute
my eyes all watery

the weather here SUCKS

Wtf man :(

Again, girls live there too.
With long hair.
If a girl can do it, a man can do it.

in like heat stuff then, obs a man can't give birth and that kinda stuff.

I never asked for this.

Lol youre so sensitive its adorable

aren't you guys just melting down there at this point?
need to come up here and hit the mountain man


Did I ever once say they couldn't? Where is this gender bullshit coming from?

Thin as in blonde and strands are thin so it just required product so it didn't lay flat. I put volumizer in it and had a slight natural wave in it so it was neither some gross mane nor just long hair. For the most part, it was shorter than jaw length. Only for like four months before getting it cut off was it longer until it barely touched my shoulders.

Sometimes.

but it's like a gift.
a forceful gift


it was implied cause the tone showed that'd it be too hot to have long hair.


still a reminder to cobain though.


all feelings are preferred though.

In less than two months for sure. It might even be one month depending on how work goes.

There's just way too many dudes with frizzy, greasy hair that usually stinks and is a man bun.

women can have short hair
men can have long hair
I don't see why you have to pull gender shit out of nowhere on this.


you know what happens next month, right? oh btw i have to help pay for it.
shit doesn't just depend on you, you know

I'm growing my hair out, kinda something like this.

I dunno, I find short hair super easy to maintain. I do miss my scene edgy teenage hair days though.

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Oh shit that's right, the wedding. Well It'll be all daijobu in July right? Just find a job and save up like 3 grand.

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Girls with short hair can be cute as fuck man, don't even.

Couldn't someone say the same thing about a dick?

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this

time for sleep
ni ni


pretty generalizing
as per usual


I explained it previously


That's cool


yes but that's illegal,
hugs are legal
*hugs*

not as cute as if they had long hair

I lived in the midwest so it was bearable.
The humidity and heat after moving back home to Texas just is impossible to deal with long hair.
It's super short now and I (and everyone else) prefer it this way.

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Texas sucks ass, I'm sorry.

ITS IN JULY
I've been spending money left and right every day since I turned 21 and last night was talking with my parents and they said I gotta come through for them again and help her out.
My eyes are burning right now, the only thing that is giving me joy is a person who is kill and a movie I'm watching right now.
I kind of just want to go spend all of my money on alcohol and drink myself away.

I like the heat, as it means it's acceptable to walk around barely clothed.

do you live in western texas at least? dry heat is manageable but down by the gulf is miserable

Just because cute girls with short hair don't talk to you doesn't mean they don't exist.


Gotta travel 200 miles to do anything fun.

I don't think girls talk to him irl in general

Oh well then shit, August it is. What day in July though?
Save your money nigger.

another smart and evident conclusion koreanra

DFW. Mild humidity but far from dry.
I lived on the coast for a few years and your face is constantly oily from humidity and it's nasty.


DFW has pretty much everything to do.
Drive a half hour to the north to go hiking. 15 minutes to a lake. And 15 minutes from the part of downtown that has a nightlife.
I mean, it's the third largest metro in the nation.

so true

he's a beta

I'm not sure they even know because they're shit at planning.
brb robbing a bank

i care deeply about the opinions of the butthurt sector

Is there a certain irony here?

heist time? LETS GO.

i visited my sister in texas a few times and it was awful near the coast
walking out the air conditioned house was like walking into a fucking steamed sheet
just a fuckin wall of heat and moisture. i'm too fat and white for that shit

I wouldn't bring you with me. Have you ever touched a gun or let alone seen one irl before?

Yeah I have.

I would be the best heist partner

But you don't own one? Whatya want? We're getting you a gun

When I can buy one I'll be getting that p320 or whatever you got. Wanna play some overwatch?

i am literally putting a team together

When I lived directly on the beach, I spent all of my time in a light blue, sleeveless, zip up hoodie that was paper thin and left pretty much unzipped, partially because it was way cooler that way and partially because that was when my stomach was super toned.

It took me less than 10minutes to get in and get out of a store yesterday with the gun I liked.
I checked everywhere and they didn't have the P320 I wanted and sadly never even got to see a P250 on sale. I just got a VP9 because I need something.


Let's gooooooo

fuck yeah


We'll go gun shopping soonTM dw.

Push off

give me your bnet nigga

What guns you got, bitch?
Keltec SU-16 here, will be getting more in future

Lenko#1457

I don't have one yet, I'm going to buy one soon though.

Wait did you only want a P320 because I wouldn't shut up about it? Look at them, do your own research and see what you like.

Yeah lmao. I'll start looking.

Overwatch when?

Saddening. Get something gud.

Yo spoils


this chica right here tho

I sure will.

good

now

right now bb

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gross grim

Fap or no fap before bed?

Nofap


what

It's better in the morning anyway!
Good night.

Always fap. I do enjoy the posting of lewds as well.

My vote is no.

trap before bed.

I missed you so much

Why are you so trap obsessed today?

Why aren't you?

You post that.

Why go for traps when you go for a vagina?

Vaginas are gross

I mean, yeah, if you're gay..

I had figured everyone here was gay

This place is more prison gay than anything.
There's a few actual faggots that make it well known just how much of a queer they are.
The rest just kind of go for dudes because dudes are all that post here.

Hey, I don't go for anybody.

Sounds like an entertaining bunch.

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You kind of do with the whole "love" thing.
Weren't you asking Colbs to fuck you in the ass yesterday?


Hardly.

denuvo cracked on the new doom

Every day I get gayer/

@whoever it may concern

you know who you are

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I call anybody love though. Doesn't mean I want to have sexual relations with them.

And I believe I asked if I could suck his cock. But that is just a weird thing me and him have going. I certainly don't want to. I would rather steal his Lulu.

"his Lulu"?

There's a limit at 100%.

He's going to learn the Limit Break for queerdom.
Like a dick sucking superpower.

He laid claim on Lulu, this chick, so I laid claim on him. Seemed fair to me.

I'm currently operating at 60%

I deserve attention

X was really fucking awful.

Your picture has my attention. Good enough?

It had it's moments. Besides, literally ANY FF title is better than XII or any of it's derivatives.

IV or VI is probably best.
I've been playing the shitty phone game FF Record Keeper lately.

You like the booty?

Personally I loved VII, but that is about when I started. But I remember great times with Legend of Dragoon and Chronotrigger and such as well.

Who doesn't like booty, man?

I like my women how I like my scotch: 12 years old and from a barrel.

Too young.

tits > ass

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I figured I didn't need to state the obvious. That doesn't take away from the value of a nice ass.

flat>all


Nadeko is older than 12


Too much booty makes you a nigger ._.

This nigga
knows his FF's

That's because you're a homosexual and need your women to look like men to be attracted to them.

Well in that case, too old!

Boobs are boobs guys, let's be nice. Small boobs are wonderful.

"MY NAME IS BUTZ AND I'M FROM LIX."

Those sound an awful lot like words from a small boob apologist living in an area where women have small boobs.

She is 14!


I associate curves with fat. I despise fat

Small boobs are great no matter where you live. Don't lie to yourself.

They can be. Sometimes they're small and droopy at the same time in some great joke from God.

Too! Old!

Or just someone who's hit puberty.

I thought those were just described as "sad looking boobs".

14 sounds just right tbh fam

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Are you threatened by their imposing figures?

Yeah they might crush me with all that girth.

268?

post girl100

MMMMMMMMMMMM

Never eat the whole ass, Boo.

For you, Manaka.


You're supposed to look at the girls, not the guy with the rugby ball, Boo.

do you really have a folder full of booties
post that shit mate

It's not a very big folder.

That would be sad indeed.

this is a not what i expected.. carry on

What exactly were you expecting? My cousin's wedding photos?

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