He doesn't own a GB micro

what's wrong with you?

I do own one, it's the famicom one with a black faceplate.

The battery is gone to shit tho

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I have trouble holding a regular GB Color in my hands, how could any non-asian and/or non-female person hold this shit ?

I was poor then and is overpriced now.

It is too small for my Western hands and eyes

My hands are larger than that of a nipponese girl

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Does he have a feminine penis?

Why should I get a micro over an sp?

i-it's a girl, r-right?

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It's an overpriced meme handheld that's got a small as fuck screen. Absolutely no reason to get it over an AGS 101 SP.

My Micro fell in the toilet with Advanced Wars in it as I was pissing and playing.

It still gives me nightmares

Sharper image due to higher pixel density, but if you already own a 101 it's not woth it for the price they go for unless you're a collector.

these

Survey says:
No

Why would anyone need that much micros?

I REALLY DO WANT ONE, NINTENDAD-SAMA PLEASE STOP BEATING ME

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oh noooooooo

STOP IT BONER, I AM NOT A FAGGOT

It's not gay if they're asian.