⭐️ Princess of the Internet, Hufflepuff Elite, The Sweetest Secret of NIMH

is being straight just an insecurity?

I can't, i abandoned my 3DS in Inverness when I moved back to Kilmarnock

TELL ME

:(

Being straight is natural
it leads to reproduction
a critical stage for any life form

it is seen almost nowhere in nature as an exclusive orientation

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shut up mayaka

ohoho
thats a loveley.jpg

wtf..

what

How many animals in nature have you seen reproduce homosexually?

Deer have heterosexual sex as the primary form of reproduction

And Cows
And cats and dogs
i mean
I could go on for a while

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yeah, like 99% of REPRODUCTION is male-female hetero, but not sex. only like 60% of sex in nature is straight.

gay_horses_anal.webm

pretty sure monkeys/apes have a lot of homosexual sex, especially the females

Save it, its all yours my friend

1/9 rams is EXCLUSIVELY homosexual

as in, actually gay and repulsed by females, you can't make them do straight sex but they'll fuck a boy sheep any time

Oh

I'm currently trying to save for a $300 laptop lol

bed bugs have sex by traumatic penetration, they stab the female in the stomach with their sharp penis

and the also do it homo

which has a high chance of killing the receiving partner due to the lack of receptive organs, but they do it anyway

My arguement is only that heterosexuality is a natural inborn trait to promote mating and as such I don't feel it is an insecure trait

sex for the purpose of pleasure or just sex for the purpose of sex isn't something I will weigh in on

get a macbook air

but it isn't, bisexuality is a natural inborn trait

heterosexuality is basically just a human thing

Gross no

how does one bisexually reproduce

most animals lean towards the opposite sex, but are happy enough with the same sex

giraffes actually lean towards the same sex, only like 35% of giraffe sex is hetero

Why not?

in a bisexual lifestyle with a 50/50 spread, 50% of sex will be reproductive

It just keeps happening

gay ducks mate for life

you can see really old gay duck partners

swans too i think

Gay sex is best sex.
What about geese?

I dun like how Mac handles games

Can you still reproduce? Serious q

I think there's some misunderstanding between us

If you are talking the purpose of sex without reproduction, I am out of this convo cause i got no where to go with it

However. all mammals and a good portion of animals reproduce soley with memebers of the opposite sex
A natural attraction to the opposite sex would promote a higher population
the entire purpose of all life, to reproduce and make more

Therefore, this trait, the atttraction to the opposite gender, is most cetainly not an insecurity

nope

not without crazy stem cell sperm/egg creation techniques

Fair enough

Wew

Fish have no feelings
mermaids have no feelings
raping Ariel is morally justified

Homo animals don't have lube or enemas

Do they just wait until after a poo to have sex so there's lube?

nidoking, ???,??? VS. ???, ???, and ???

Wow. thats pretty. um. i didnt ask for this

Oh okay

How long have you been on hrt again?

You did ask for this you fuck isla[THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]

okay

look

animals may have HETEROSEXUAL SEX, but are rarely EXCLUSIVELY HETEROSEXUAL

they are not "straight"

they may engage in straight sex, more or less than they do homo sex, but by definition, do not fit the description of being straight

so rarely is actually being straight found in the animal kingdom that it is just about exclusively human

SO

if it is only a human thing, it is most likely a social construct, and therefor, something that arises from one's insecurity with the idea of breaking with norms established by religious practice many years ago

being straight is an insecurity

about 3 years

You didn't play gold, silver or crystal?!??!??!!?

k

finally the EU did something right

Oh yeah I guess ampharos was in the lighthouse huh
Forgot about that one

Pedastry is common in nature too

Greeks and some Romans thought vagina was for reproduction and disgusting, but a pre-pubescent boy's thighs and butt were the true sexual organ

Therefore, shota is okay. We still haven't confirmed if loli is though.

i have to go to the doctors in like 15 mins

Also guys are cute. It would be sinful to NOT fuck them.
The last thing I remember watching last night involved a cute guy.... and this isnt tokai related jej(she is a girl btw)

Oh yeah that fucks with sperm super hard

did you guys really have a tc at 6:30 in the morning?

im waiting for my dentist to open so i can call and cancel my appointment. Maybe I should just neck the last of my scrumpy .-.

if it is only a human thing, it is most likely a social construct, and therefor, something that arises from one's insecurity with the idea of breaking with norms established by religious practice many years ago

being not a pedant is an insecurity

pleb

you're generally sterile after about a month of it, but usually if you stop you get back sperm production, what degree of sperm production depends on how long you've been on, but almost always SOME degree can be recovered if you choose to

i do not choose no


and i got insanely drunk in like 3 hours and had to bail and roll around my bed in a mess

erin pls! I only just woke up then.

The greeks did it, the romans did it, your dad did it, gay sex is just normal. its here to stay
IM QUEER
IM HERE
GET USED TO IT

heheh, drinky drink :3

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scoots ur a fag

sorry hunni

i snapchatted everyone, but it was kinda a euro time to TC

Yeah they also fucked little boys and had them as cock sleeve apprentices

I had a fucking panic this morning regarding my money. its all fine though. I like how I now have a bastard back up keyboard too.
Im a mess.

That's fine, I'll try to make it to the next one for sure.

are you short money?

i can drop you a loan in a day or two if you need

WHAST THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITXCH!!!!!!

I'm here
I cry when I look in the mirror
get used to it

NO i AM SUPER PLUSH, REALLY MORE THAN PERFECT.
i WAS JUST HABVING A MAD THOUGHT.
because I am crazy.
no i can more than manage on errything.
no worries
also i accidentally capped at the top there but cba to retype lol
im a mess.

What the fuck did you just reply to me you fucking fa[THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]

I'm not gonna get into /d/-tier fetishes but that's a shame

Poor bard. Gonna look in the archives, get your fucking doxx, come to your house and watch k-on! with you fucking expect us.

I

Cry

When angels deserve to die

lol, um, okay scooter, just gimme a shout if you need anything ^^;


it absolutely is not

if you're a girl, you don't get to have sperm

it's just the way of things

Who is everyone's favourite gay pornstar? We all have one.


I miss my old copypasta word document. I wonder if its still on my old hard drive.


FATHER!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks, glad to have good frens. I should snapchat all day today
im a mess

We are approaching this from entirely different angles

Gayfag McFudgepacker

I like Hideyoshi from Baka to test

lmao, original af

i have to leave in seven minutes

oh boy i hope he wants my blood

he said he would every 3 months

who dat?


s-senpai

AND I HOPE HE GIVES ME ZOPICLONE

so i can sleep comfortably/take them all at once and be a mess

kinky

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

I am nothing if not originally derivative

I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST

IN

MY

SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

See you on the other side.

Bye

le clumslut

last time a sweet old lady nurse took my blood and she asked if i wanted to lie down on the floor in case i feinted

she doesn't know that blood is my fetish

okay i'm offski bye xx

:^)


LOL ERIN

re wtf I HATE traps now

Oxymorons not your thing? HI IT'S BILLY MAYES HERE WITH OXYCLEAN

wew

ur missin out

Scarlet is a trap though, self deprecation is a britiash meme

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mother fucker I'm the straightest shota

hERE IS ME SEARCHING FOR MY LOST FUCK TO GIVE

NAH THEY'RE FINE M8
I'M SO HUMOROUSLY DIVERSE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

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I AM MACHINE
I NEVER SLEEP UNTIL I FIX WHAT'S BROKEN
I AM MACHINE
A PART OF ME WISHES I COULD JUST FEEL SOMETHING

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OH SHIT

triple post

............

mfw i think about the near future

problem?

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???

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whatever makes you feel better, homo

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I recognize your recognizing of that weiner, Bard.

THAT FACE WHEN LENKO IS FULL OF SHIT

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kek I'm rewatching that show right now

NOT EVEN MAD

I'm still talking to her, Lenko.

:/

dude lmao, why

Reminiscing too hard.

Who is grim talking to?

why is he reminiscing

does he know its mornyan?

he's going dancing through the dark
walking through the park
and reminiscing

4am

dude just move on if you two aren't going to hate fuck

Are you hate fucking lexi? or fuji? or chiii? or leno? or wish?


I wanna know what love is.

Why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night with an urge to drink my own urine (serious question, please help)?

It happens at least once a week, and usually several nights a week. I wake up foggy, I need to pee, and I have this feeling like I want to drink it. I make my way to the kitchen, urinate in a glass, and by then I have woken up and think “what has gotten into me?” so I pour it out and go back to bed.

I'd hatefuck Fuji

The hate isn't even necessary

WHAT IS LOVE?????? BABY DON'T HURT ME

AHHHH.....

DON'T HURT ME

NO MORE

come see me on chaturbate . c o m look up my user name my user name is big rob2379 if my link does not work I do what everr your hart desiers as long as u tip lets have some fun today you can also send me you email address ill send you my link

I never sat and had too many talks with Fuji
but the one thing I remember most about htem
wwhen Borderlands 2 first came out, I was stuck on the bunker level and like out of nowhere fuji offered to help or like joined my game or sent an invite or something

it was on ps3
and like what I had spent maybe
A half hour on
they blasted through in like 5 seconds and helped me get through like 5 levels

big love for old fooj

lmao wtf

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at least show me logs you nig nog, in private though.

I miss Fooj.

HAAAAAH......

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ah

She's a huge sweetheart

Her: You look like a happy lumberjack

its happening

IS IT MARIE

Tell her you have nice wood. LOL

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Is it bad that I know the doujin those Jinx images come from by sight

it's ALWAYS the same guy with MyHermes

i swear, i moved from inverness, and still get the same hermes delivery guy

AHHH

Yeah man, what the hell is wrong with you? Sexualizing a children's video game like that..

I know it too.

"But I'm not the lumberjack here, you are!"

iTS AN ALBUM i HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. mY BABIES!

:O is it paige?

oh, and my medical like is like so perfectly in order atm


i don't even need to pick up medical certificates for my benefits any more, the council told my doctor that they assessed me themselves, and i'm definitely disabled, and he doesn't need to provide any more evidence

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

no

SHE SAID THAT

AHHHHH.....

my doctor is changing my prescriptions from one month to two month so i don't need to pick those up as often any more

TODAY IS GREAT

ECCHI

Awesome! less stress right?


ITS ECHOE?!?!??!?!?!?

what did you even reply with for her to even be prompted to say such a thing?

...

I packed my bowl at 11:30 and I've been sitting here since then letting my vape warm up which takes like 15 seconds

Its like 3:31 now and I still havent smoked

ever happen to you guys you just pack a bowl get ready to burn and then you just
fucking
sit there for hours before even getting high?

exactly!

no more worries that if i'm late picking up my sick line i won't get any money, no more sick lines!

I told her what you said

Get in there!
Boosh.
Streamlining like a boss

KEK, nice! Get on discord tell me more.

i would say drinkies but i only have tobacco money left

but if i could, they would be celebratory drinkies, cause today is fucking awesome

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No.
We're just joking around.
She's trying to sleep lol.

cigarettes are bad mkay, I had two when I was completely hammered and I didn't like it. Cigars however are nice once in a blue moon.

I might drinkies.
lawl

suffering

cigars smell on your clothes for dayyyyys

For some reason whenever i get drunk i want cigarettes but i don't smoke either

that shit's gross

I no longer need to smoke, I kicked the habit.
I dont even vape anymore.
But I will always be a citizen of VapeNation.

I'm not sleepy yet and don't think I can fall asleep any time soon so I wanted to talk to someone for a bit before heading off to bed. I'm super bored since I have tomorrow and Saturday off.


THEY'RE SO GOOD THOUGH.


It is gross, I was just so fucking drunk though. I was offered and I took it.

I can't really talk much since 5am soon and all

take a walk

Why are you all up so fucking early.

bed?

Why the fuck would anyone walk around at 1:37 in the morning? It's not safe out.

don't be a bitch

my nigga right there
and good on you forgetting that devil ot of your life

big fart

i had the doctors, but i'm normally up at this time anyways right now

AHAHAHAHAHHA

I've come to the conclusion that I may possibly have insomnia

You poor s.o.b

I atleast have booze, my one vice... well my second vice.
My first is loving cuties

this fucking memememememe

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Is lenko in Syria?

idk is he

I'll just go jogging int he morning.


Would be a different story if I had a gun. Although I could handle myself if I got into it with two people.

I want pizza. And a cutie. I wanna eat a pizza with my cutie. Then when we have full peeba belly. Fuck. Hard. And relentlessly. Pizza sex sweat.

I don't know what time it is in britbong, probably midday?


Well you should probably [seek medical attention]

i have two slices left from yesterday

GOD HOW AWESOME IS TODAY

9.42AM

Keep posting aslan cuties grim


It is gonna be a fucking legen-WAIT FOR IT-dary day

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if you're eating pizza it's legendairy

I'd love me a nice bottle of some sweet vino atabout now to be honest
whats stopping you from indulging eh?

but pizza is a vegetable

one of your five a day

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Wew
I need to find me an asian cutie. shame there are non posting.


If you are seated right now, its on yoiu legenderrier


Nothing. I wanna grab breakfast and get my parcel before having any

this

one of my 5 pizzas a day

Shrug
why are you awake


If you have to worry about carrying a gun on your person just to walk ar ound your town at night
you're living in the wrong town bro

Not too early.

God I love being able to step out my door and see asian cuties.


I just got off work. It's 6 pm

what does it mean when someone wants you to water their stamen

tomato sauce duh

DUDE I KNOW I AM. That's why I'm leaving it soon!


oh, silly me.

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farmville thing

In america, pizza is a vegetable

tfw ull never be a plant and get watered by grim

life satisfaction right now is through the roof

AND I HAVE DEPRESSION

WHICH MEAN SHIT MUST BE REALLY FUCKING GREAT

I feel like shit

I thought you were American
oh my

Same
what is eating you?

how do i know if im still depressed because any time im even close to being sad mommy gives me kisses and makes me feel better

...

I feel super anxious and can't sit still. I JUST WANT TIME TO MOVE QUICKER.

Wow, I really am a fucking stupid cunt.

you told me i was a mess last night >.>


mommy is your cure, love her

ADHD

No idea what this implies

If you need somebody to talk about it with or you would even like to vent a ltittle I'd love to listen but if you want to remain vague and distanced just let me know and i wont bother


same

nezi pls

physically

need a comb


so passive agressive

ya i do but im gonna be away from her for a month cus im visiting fam in vargina

but at the end of the day its just co-depenendence right?

we're both super yan yan for eachother though, like unhealthily so

so its amazing tbh........ i love mommy !!!!

brb making breakfast.


damn man


post cock

YAY this post is kawai

Why would you think that.

You take that mommy shit to the extreme and its unhealthy


tbh

Would you rather i respond like i did nezi earlier?

It's as simple as saying you don't feel comfortable sharing

it was bed time, i can have messy hair if i want

literally the first thing i said out loud today was "k, fuck you too den" after i woke up and watched that snap, and my dog got all worried i was talking to her

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weren't you in the army or something

havea good day

Jesus, I'm not a faggot man.

sorry
I didn't know the time


What is your issue, Bardo?

^_~

how is it unhealthy
without this id still be cutting myself and crying all day abusing benzos and opiates
its undone like 4 years of trauma and made me drop my wall around people that aren't even here, allowing me to be myself around people >w<
therapy couldn't have undone so many years of trauma that i feel like a 16 year old again in terms of how much trauma ive induced, but with the knowledge and maturity of a 20 year old
puta,,,

madness
are you happy where you're at?


I don't know, I took offense to that for some reason

i'm not trying to be a dick i guess
Maybe its just this morning or something
sorry

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lesser of 2 evils
but in an absolute view of societal norms, the relationship you hold with her is unhealthy and could spell trouble

idk if you're in a trolling mode
I just felt like being honest
I haven't been honest with a bunch of people because I've been too afraid of stepping on eggshells


/pat
It's my ex

It's alright I suppose. Don't I have you on facebook, or was that someone else? Omni?

i'd like to express my sympathy, condolences, apologies, and hope for an easy future and a less painful time you are going through currently cause I knw that shit can be a bitch and I dont mean to get attiudey with you cause right now thats the opposite of what you need so i hope things can go smooth dude

Might be getting your communites mixed up
Don't think I ever did
I have a few folks from my threads but only llike 4 of them

Thanks. You give too much.

obviously i understand this, ive had a fuck ton serious adult relationships, and all the drama and shit that ensues with them.

i literally haven't let a single person get past like tier-1 love with me in years since my first actually serious relationship.

i know what ive gotten myself into, and i know how it could possibly fuck up. however, this is the most stable relationship ive ever been in, and i don't get the impulsive urge to destroy the relationship like i have in other ones

she loves the fuck out of me too and is literally the most caring loving gf ive ever had

co-dependence is a lesser of two evils, i understand this. but honestly even if it ended id be better than i was if it never had happened

i think imma watch Don't Call Me Crazy

feel sorry for the girls and guys who are equally as messed up as me, but don't have such an AWESOME LIFE to make it bearable

i mean, they're in a young person's psychiatric unit cause their parent can't cope with their issues

I'd be there if i didn't have my own house and an awesome father who knows that would be like the worst thing for me

It's hard to keep track of everyone, man. My bad.

I don't mean any offense by it no stress or anything

Yeah. So you understand it's still unhealthy, right?
Try to make it into an equally balanced relationship. Will definitely stabilize it for a long time.

Who even am I to tell you what to do?

I'm sorry Mayaka. It's an awful habit of mine.

Grim, is that a nice view from the soapbox

*hugs*

it'll be fine poppa bear

perhaps it's opposite day

it is tho
we both fulfill eachothers needs
and i let her rely on me when she needs to
like for instance, when we go outside even if shes the emotionally dominant one im the one that is more extroverted and such, or rather capable of acting as such
like today we went out and i was the one talking to the waitress and calling her to the table for the check and stuff
it all works out in its own way, you know

and mommy loves you kitten

how can one little girl even be this cute

shut.. the FUC Kup bITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOM IS SUCH A BITCH AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no idea what any of you guys are talking about right now really

YAY CUTE POSTS

it's been ages since somebody called me kitten :c

cAN i CALL YOU KITTEN :3 ALWAYS A GOOD KITTEN ^.^

Erin is a cutie kitten, and a cool cat. underNYANable!

:3c prrrrrrrrr

the name i originally posted with was team !kittensORw

what did you call me?

-pets the kitten-

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and i used to use nemsync hax to make it say team !kittensORwhat

meow ^^

I'd be too shy/nervous to pet you irl tho

/anxiety

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thats not how good girls behave

its almost like you dont want what good girls get

threads had much less toxic vitriol back then

i'd make you :3

God it's getting gay as fuck in here

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casper, plebeian, canon, iza, skitty, smokey, noko, socks, blueberry

miss those days a little

come ON its [CURRENT YEAR]

and scoot before he bailed over to animu threads

wags tail anxiously

lets go to bed and do the thing.. and then start packing :x

those halycon days of Holla Forums

why even live, really

I miss Noface

nini

nini

Do you remember Androgynous, the poster, Erin.
*sigh*
I remember them too often.
It hurts.

good sleeps

i think vaguely i do, yes

honestly
that was me

But I like cute girls.

Cute girls?

the emotional pain that comes in tow with being an oldfag ;-;

If one came around , maybe
le tfw no cute girl face

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i love my mõmmi so much >w

so much !!!!

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Just go outside, mate.

yass my router is here

Small town life memes

ganbatte, thread

Its dead in here.

Such a sad state of affairs when you like people in a place like here. When people just. Leave.
I remember the good times though.
We've kicked some ass :3

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Scarlet. If you we're Androgynous I would probably roll my eyes you.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

in your chest?

should be ready to set up in like 5 days ^^

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The days of prehistoric internets is nearly over
the time is now
you cant see me
the time is now


But here we stand. Unafraid.

Hmm, maybe.

buck up amigo

What do you mean?

I don't know really
how is your day coming along?

Fine i think. Just a little sleepy.

Wonderful to hear, any big plans for the day or week?

No i don't think so. I can do whatever i feel like.

Always good to keep an open schedule
what kind of music are you interested in?

I really like music from movies or video games.
So maybe all kinds.

Ah I see
I enjoy quite a few film and game tracks myself

Anyway enjoy your day however it goes user
Ill let you get tto the thread and leave ya be eh

Bye bye mister.

Yay~

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vape nash

please talk

Should I get a bunch of vaporwave to listen on my 9 hour flight while xannied up?

I love reading history.
I should start boozing soon.
Gonna get some red wine and poach some pears later.

where are my non-existent friends internet friends

I suppose they are wherever non existance is

red wine would be loveley

Right down here* Unzips duck*

Reading about the Iranian Revolution.
lol The Ayatollah duped america so bad.
He basically secretly was telegramming the Carter Administration saying "Lol I will remove shah but this is gonna be legit peaceful, i dont want violence, lol dont even wanna spread my revolution we gonna be frens k"
and America was like Me, dumb and looking at the situation with best intentions
THEN kohmeini just slam dunked the funk.


That song is now in my head

Is it a cute duck?

Maybe. Are you really from Korea by the way?

I feel like if I take .25mg of Xanax before my flight and then load up on vaporwave I'll just lay there nodding like fuck and it will feel like it was only an hour

Maybe this plane will have FUCKING USBs but even then wtf would I use my phone for if no data ?

Are games even fun honestly ? I've never found something fun I can do on my phone, I think I'd prefer to be nodded af

Planes don't scare me at all, I honestly just get fucking bored af

are you going on a flight or are you having a party lol
with that much you gotta be careful not to just skip all that and completely black out lmao

I mean, I'm in Korea.

Flying is fun.

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But you aren't korean?

Нет

Is this the real life

Australian?

I'm going on a flight

I'm only taking a quarter of a bar

I also have tolerance

I'm gonna take it literally when we park at the place tbh, so I'll be through security by the time it hits and I'll be waiting depart

Gonna load muh phone up with disassociative vaporwave and just gtfo of reality

By the time I get to my layover I'll be sober

Can'tnadian

Maple'd

I'm Dixie land where I was born in early on that frosty morning look away, look away, look away Dixie land

Typical. Atleast my Stuff is here wooo¬!!!!

i thought you said 25 mgd lol
that's nothing you should take at least 3 mg I feel

I don't know the difference

It's 1/4 of a bar

Idk what that is

what could it be?

FUCK YES

I LOVE UNBOXINGS

a big box with a smaller box

i find the sweet spot of any drug is usually 11 pills

AN IPHONE 6S PLUS 128GB?

hmm, or maybe not

Tfw you'll never od on Xanax on a plane

Woo its my Tegan and Sara order woo!


Unfortunatley not yet... guess we will be having a more exciting unboxing in future.

11 pills isn't an OD

benzos are notoriously hard to OD on

well, death-OD, in terms of like the therapeutic window i guess any more than one is an OD


OH

STILL NEAT

a fricken signed poster too woo

not to mention xanax is a triazolo benzo and therefor a2 and a3 selective, it doesn't even make you drunk or all that sleepy really

fuckin nicu :3

Xanax is literally the only benzo I've taken that makes me black out and be drunk as fuck

*lam = selective triazolo

*pam = unselective

then you're not doing other benzos right, cause on unselective ones that effect is like a thousand times stronger

Its a good fucking day.
time to quickly clean up, get wine and cider and get on round 2
woo woo good day!

its xanax right or klonopin?

I know theree are the 3mg bars and the 5 mgs i think the 3s are green and the 5s are yellows

then there aree the 1s but i have only seen the blue circular footballs which are .5s an d then the yellow circles which are 1s

that's ironic

cause it's acronym for Positive Allosteric Modulator

which is what benzos are to GABA neurons

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maybe it's on purpose

Xanax yellows tbh

dolphin on wheels

wasnt flipper a dolphin?

My nigga

i believe so

I was doing an ironic clap at my dad earlier in the week, and he called me flipper the seal... and said to him "erm, dont you mean dolphin?" he was adamant. adam ant.
stand and deliver wee woo woo brb boozerun

adam ant

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