Are there any games where elves are cool?

At least its not another cave jew thread.

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Don't worry, those will never be gone as long as there are manlet neckbeards to fall into semitic tricks.

You magic justice warriors and your authoritarian bullshit is disgusting and i dont care how many witch hunts you do!

I bet you all like human sluts

dorf fort

Real life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome

Watch your tongue treehugger ! In due time the witch hunts will be at your door.

Better a pussy with a 70 year lifespan, than a 1000 years old pussy.
Elf pussy must be like a spear scabbard. You could use it for extra storage.

forgot mfw

Why exactly does everyone cling to Garithos so much? He weakened an important front, imprisoned his allies for allying with neutrals to save it, wrongfully imprisoned them, sacrificed most of his men in a suicide charge to pursue them and ended up making a deal clearly unenforceable deal with the very undead he was just fighting.

Everyone should have listened to Daelin Proudmoore

listen and believe right?

fucking palicucks.

Reading dungeon meshi is a pain, it has good art, is funny and ends 30mins after you started. What the hell.

Because Garithos fought against greater odds. His fight was one against the undead scourge while organizing peasants and whatever there was left of Lordaeron into a last stand against the undead.
He is the reason that front existed at all.

Proudmore was good too, but while Lordaeron was falling apart he was out sailing the seas to chase orcs and he raised a dumb cunt of a daughter which ultimately caused his demise.

Jaina at least had the excuse of fighting with the Orcs in the battle of Hyjal at the world's most desperate hour, but at least she learned her lesson. It took the total destruction of everything she'd ever built and the lives of everyone who fought under her, but she did learn.

Varian is another retarded story…

you gotta mix it in with the rest of the ongoing comfycore manga like hakumei to mokichi.

If you try to put a new spin on elves, you might as well make an original race (last pic related).

That being said, I'll take any thing that allows for lithe-rouge or small-frame-but-big-magic style gameplay.

I'm just gonna dump more images for you.
Hi from /tg/.

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2 can play at this game

That's all. There's more with the Dwarves and Halfling, but this is an elf thread.

they can always bring back alternative timeline daelin or something :^)

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Warcraft 3 edgy elves, they were fabulous without being faggy

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Let the planetary purge commence

This. Fairies a best.

Reminds me of that forest scene.

Remove living onaholes.

but tolkien elves are nothing like that

What the fuck is that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, user?

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What, why?

Wesnoth.

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The movies did a horrible job with them. The book elves largely don't give a shit anymore, they fought shit bigger than Sauron before. The movie elves are the general mash up of all the stuff wrong with elves, being that they are talked up a lot, but are incredibly fucking stupid.

Kind of bothers me because even just "immortal+strong connection to magic" is a good and stable basis for an interesting species.

I thought the horde dindu nuffin and was always good since Warcraft 3?

Only for Orc neckbeards and Forsaken waifufags.

It's funny because all illusions of Tolkien elves being perfect get dispelled when you read the silmarillion.
Feanor did nothing wrong

Zelda

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inb4 hylianaenotfuckingleves triggered user. again.

As long as they don't bitch about the orcs being mongolian-looking man apes with dark skin.

But they aren't.

welp.

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thats a real quote from people who are "taking tolkein and lovecraft back for the queer people, whiteys time is over"

You woke up in the wrong timeline again friend, keep sliding home.

THIS ERECTION CANNOT BE STOPPED

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Don't give them any attention.

They already control all the modern literary awarding bodies. "Neo Lovecraft" is a thing where the stories are about racist white cisgender men being killed by transgender fluid otherkins who are in romantic relationships with shoggoths and society wont let them be!

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The orc stuff isn't new, Cracked was actually trying that a couple of years ago. Which shows that they didn't read the fucking books, because the orcs were savage cannibals.

You heard him. Overgrown bugs GTFO!

Daggerfall, jews fear the high elf.

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It's almost as if that was click bait or something.
Or would bitching about the Haradrim make even less sense?

Why would I repost the same pics as before? Bring some new material yourself and then you can whine.

If the Haradrim are who I am thinking of, then I have a feeling they bitched about that as well. I just remember the Orcs because nowhere in the books did it give you any indication that the orcs were anything but monsters that happened to be able to communicate with you.

Elder Scrolls, and Morrowind in particular, are almost entirely responsible for me liking Dark Elves.

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NO=

kek

It just occurred to me that Garithos does the exact same thing himself that he tried to kill Kael for - allying with an unpopular faction in order to save Lordaeron.

The entire Theramore story is Grade-A retarded as early in as the pre-Cataclysm patch. Look at what happened in TFT.

Skip to Vanilla WoW.

Skip to the main world revamp that came with Cataclysm:

Fuck your shitty ass writing, Blizzard

Elf imagery to compensate for offtopic rant.
Hylians are the only stylish elves in mainstream vidya, purely by virtue of completely replacing humans.

are you shitting me. The whole character of fenris was so utterly cringeworthy

Hylians didn't completely replace humans. There are still round eared humans, but the knife ears are apparently dominant.

I came real close to just cutting him loose because I got sick of listening to him bitch and moan and act like an ingrate.

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a good action rpg set in the underdark would do that. drow are sexy, slaver, assholes, surrounded by eldritch abominations

Elves are cunts
fuck 'em their only use, really

t.dorf

What about Spellforce? It had even two varieties of elves.
spellforce.jowood.com/?rid=905&lang=en
spellforce.jowood.com/?rid=1091&lang=en

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This, I hated genreic dark elves and drow in particular. But the Dunmer are by far my favorite TES race and culture.

we should flood the Underdark with magma to get rid of all the fucking spiders and drow elves

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Cuck spotted.

cave jews have arrived

I'd rather be a cave jew than a spiderfucker surrounded by ball busting bulldykes.

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Holla Forums is a lot more interesting to read without all the degenerate hentai.
You can't stop lolis from posting questionable age camel toes, but this shit is just gross.

It would be easier to flood it with water.

Or do both and steam them to death.

Coincidentally that's how I lost a 200+pop fortress in DF years ago, before they added caves. It was accidental of course. I had a seemingly invincible legendary wrestler going mental in the lower mines ripping limbs off innocent miners, my crossbow focused military didn't really stand a chance and it was the same level as the lava pool so I thought hey, why don't I channel water from the moat onto the lava pool and kill him with toxic smoke, deprive him of oxygen, whatever. At first I thought it had worked because the mines filled up with smoke and I couldn't see him, then I realised I didn't have the proper hatches on my main stair/rampway. The entire fortress ended up flooded with smoke and it was during the middle of a siege, the tunnels that connected the main fort to the crossbow towers were already deathtraps (and a third of the crossbowmen were in bloody pieces spread all over the mines) so the dwarves were basically stuck inside a fortress full of smoke, dead dwarves, miasma, madness and an invincible wrestler who came barrelling out of the smokey hatches from the mines covered in blood and incredibly angry. I think there were maybe 17-20 left by the time I decided to abandon, many had died from smoke inhalation but so many more had gotten sick/crazy/murderous. It didn't help that both my wells ended up poisoned by the corpses of suicidal dwarves and eventually the corpse of the wrestler, though I think he fell in trying to murder one of the suicidal ones. It was a shame too, the fortress was really thriving before then, I'd built a tower all the way to the highest z-level of the time and was in the process of smoothing and carving the interior. I never actually got to use any of the fancy crypts I'd been building either now that I think about it. The forts name was Axehold, I can't remember the dwarfish obviously.

Let's not pretend Dwarves don't have a reputation for being the race that fat neckbeards project onto in order to feel better about themselves.

Arachnophobia is a bitch. Right, cave midget?

Yeah, and I'd rather be a fat neckbeard than a grey nigger surrounded by ballbusting bulldykes.

Have something.

I don't really like her very much

BDSM mistress =/= bulldyke
That midget in the pic knows the difference.

You can't defend your faggotry with shit taste.

Iorveth is pretty great, he's like the only elf in the whole series you can accuse of being a hypocrite without him having a childish meltdown and trying to kill you.

reminder being a drider is a curse and not a reward, they are fuck toys of lolth thrown away after their worth is meaningless

T Vhaeraun follower

I wouldn't say they're cool exactly, but the elves from tera were surprisingly well done. Well, for a korean pedo p2w muhmorpuhga.
Apparently they spent a few thousand years kicking every other race's shit in until the other races got sick of it and joined forces to not die. Failing to commit genocide on everything not-elf left such a deep scar on the elf psyche that they all became passive aggressive political backstabbers.
Not that you see any of this in the actual game though, but I guess the one elf that features in the story wasn't a half bad character for a korean etc, etc

It's hilarious how everyone shits on DA2 despite echoing Holla Forums's sentiments. The Qunari are basically an analogy to the migrant crisis, and the anti-Qunari groups were proven correct. Mages are an analogy to Muslims, and Fenris was vindicated when a mage blew up a church.

Post an example of what you like. I have nothing that wasn't elfposted already before. Most drawn in anime style.

Or just watch the hentai Koakuma Kanojo ep. 2 for your dose of elf porn.

It's funny how Holla Forums, despite being on this corner of the internet, seems to care more about a game's quality than about its politics. The shit it gives left-leaning games is mostly because it seems to be intertwined with why the game was bad.

Depends. For a leg amputee it can be a reward. Not every of them meets Lolth in person. I know that those who do usually go insane sooner or later.

That's rather cryptic. Care to rephrase?

it's a punishment for those who have failed and in the eyes of lolth they're trash

That's understood already. I was curious about your choice of words. "After" implies change in status.

The only good elf is a dead elf.

das it man

I guess orcs don't get your goat. Right, esteemed Internet crusader?

It's not, really.
As bad as Inquisition was, everyone who was paying attention saw it a mile away after the train wreck that was DA2.
The gameplay part at least

lol no

At least orcs have identifiable genders. You see an elf and you can't tell if it's male or female. Sexual jews all over again.

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

well the ones that don't go insane usually have something which they still need to do, once they do it or fail to do it that's when they cast themselves out or get cast out

Their habits of arson, pillage, rape and murder is less important in the grand scheme of things, right?

Elves do all the same shit just not to your face. An orc won't hide their intentions nor will they hide behind others.

Assassination and arson can be done covertly, but the rest? What is "not to your face" rape? Seduction? And how can you pillage unnoticed? That's just common theft and most elves see it below them to resort to it.

someone say orc? i like orcs, especially their lady-folk

Spoiler that gross monstrosity.

The only allegory i will agree with is that the 2 mages tower in DA2 screams 9/11
and i liked how it is a Templar inside job

no

You make me sick user

Post more

If I wanted to fuck men looking grunts I'd be gay

Congrats, you are as obnoxious as furries. Make your own thread abotu vidya orcs.

but orcs are corrupted elves :^)

how can you say that about orc beauties

First thing, to your question: Try Age of Wonders. 3 is kind of a let-down, but maybe if you're a casual piece of shit you'll like it more than the rest. Dark Elves in those games aren't Drow, they're undead Elves and the normal Elves are forest/snow dwelling mages/nazis. At least if the lore is to be believed. Before 3 the Elves are kind of like the good guys in Legend but the lore of the last game says they got real mad after shit got real bad and they didn't want to take shit from anyone anymore.

I would be remiss if I didn't say you are stupid, dumb, plebeian scum. Tolkien elves aren't "vampire tier faggy lonely girl bait" you stupid nigger. They are peak-level humans with no significant flaws whatsoever. Skilled at whatever the fuck they want to the highest degree, maximum pretty, agile, strong, quick AND nimble. They don't brood, they don't have any special weaknesses (though you can just stab them, it's not like they have superhuman skin, just peak ability).

Why the fuck would you want Keebler elf midget faggots? Just go play a Smurfs game. Most of the other "Elf" themes have been divided into other common races.
Hobbits/Halflings for example, are short hedonists who chill in the wilderness.
Changelings are creatures from some spooky place that will take children you don't want (and maybe children you do want) and transform them into changelings or some garbage.
Pixies and sprites are equally fucking useless but complete the bullshit pie, leaving most of the Tolkien ideas for what we end up calling an "Elf".

that's why you prefer men to fuck you instead, I get ya you la la twink boi

I'm surrounded by god damn fedora wearers.

This is the only answer. This is the only game.

dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade

Just read about him.

Go home, reddit.

maybe because Holla Forums doesnt give a fuck about politics and just wants to play videogames and masturbate to his waifu/husbando?

I'm still not convinced people here actually play games.

You can play as or remove, depending on your tastes viking elves in Dominions.
There's also giant Jews, Rome collapsing into skeletons, and Eskimo fish.
It's a fun game, but some autism is required.

I always had the idea for a game backstory where elves got too cocky and God decides to make half them basically pointy eared humans as punishment. The human elves get hunted by the normal elves as they are "impure" and the humans basically turn them into slave labor for the men and the females become forced wives for the beta males of society. Though all of my dream game ideas would not be able to work this in.

I play games. Thinking about playing mechassault in a little bit.

You are not welcome in our mountain kingdoms.

You cannot be serious

lurk moar, green gaylord

Wait, so this is a porno?

Because no one will ever care about a shitty game made by fags.

of course not!

The way you put it, I can think about the elves from Kingdom Under Fire. They were perfect. Maybe the only problem elves usually have is the lack in numbers. They usually do not have huge populations as the other races when they appear on a story.

Have your eyes checked.

Oh well, it happens every elf thread at least this one lasted longer than most.

Man, I need to play more of AoW. The early part of the cult of storms campaign made it feel more like a "remove liberal" campaign, given that the elves were all about reforming the goblins and accepting the humans that would later try to culturally enrich them.

Elf pussy is always tight.

Goddamn, this meme is obnoxious.

Next time immediately start with spoilered lewds in every post.

Yeah because it's much better having a thread full of rape jokes every single time not matter the board or the subject, if even the slightest hint of an elf is mentioned the thread descends into mindless reposting of an 11 year old meme about raping elves, without fail. Oh and let's not forget about giving dwarves a big sloppy blowjob; without them to project onto we might become ashamed of being fat, sexless neckbeards.

Shit why not go all out and start 40kposting too, don't you just love having 14yr olds dumping their heresy folders because their larping deus vult brains can't handle that this isn't a christian imageboard.

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I am seriously fucking sick of seeing knife ears in games and movies. But I'm even more sick of seeing them in tabletop games. Seriously, I am fucking sick of their continued existence and it's bad enough I have to see these gayass, knife-eared race of beta bitches in every fucking media outlet, but I refuse to stand by sympathizers - or actual elves - like you continue to fucking support these unbearable faggots. I will not fucking stand for this shit any longer and I demand that we start an incredibly massive-scale interdimensional campaign where we either create a multiversal plague to kill off these miserable twats first hand or we all fucking briefly unite regardless of race and nation to take down these fucking tall and fancy sons of bitches and kick them so hard in their non-existent balls that even their would-be descendants would feel the pain, and I'm talking about a real damn and mighty fucking kick delivered with a +50 iron boot of ball crushing that will make these fuckers spew blood from their mouths and make their testicles erupt with blood and pain. I am seriously not talking shit here, I want this fucking multiversal campaign across every elf-infested world imaginable to happen and fucking slaughter every last one of those knife-eared cunts in whatever shape or form they may be and leave none alive, and that includes every single man, woman, child and babe and all their wretched and pitiful deer mounts. These fucking worthless and pretentious wood-dwelling assholes have lived long enough and I ask that those of the dark arts who join in this campaign also help to ex-communicate every single tainted and miserably foul soul of these creatures to the most wretched and horrible underworld that can be found. I will not fucking rest until this campaign fucking comes to pass and finally puts and end to the fucking scourge known as elves! And to any of you shits who unironically or even ironically post elves even as a joke or RP, I will fucking burn your homes and rape your mothers!

DEATH TO FUCKING ELVES!

Ego fecking non pro eo amplius, et stercore et nos postulo ut satus an incredibiliter-scala ingens belli, ubi aut tabletop a plaga multiversal interfecit twats miseri, vel primum breviter recapitulare omnia fecking pro gente ad gentem, et haec alta et stupri ludo calcitrare eis et filiis biiches bols ita durum est, ut in eorum non-esse et non-esse semen eorum dolorem, et loqui de ipsa fortis refert et tradidit stupri cum calce L Booz ferrum pila magna, qui faciet haec fututorum evomere ex ore eorum, et sanguis in testiculis et sanguis erumpat dolor. Ego stercore serio hic, non loquitur, ego ultra omnis militia multiversal hanc stupri-Human infesta mundi fieri, et ad imaginari ultimum stupri omni plaga in eis gladium, et in quamcumque figuram sive formam et esse, et cunts arata est internecionem, et etiam singula hominis mulier infantem puerum et omnis miser et miserabilis montes cervi. Haec stupri lignum putidum et nequam, et quod peto, satis diu vixisse assholes tabernacula eorum, qui in tenebris, artes et auxilium ad coniungere hoc militia ex uno uitio, omnibus communicare male, et, turpis anima et miser, et de creaturis horrendum inferno, qui potest inveniri. Ego fucking non bello stupri donec veniat, et tandem in fine et facit stupri flagellum ut numina!

Am I going to get v&?

As opposed to what ? Cuddling and sex with elves ?
Frak off fleshbag. Even the dead shall hunt the knife-ears.

The art of the direction you like has been prepared.

I'm sick of both all the annoying "Elves are worthless creatures only for rape or murder" shitposts.

It's so fucking arrogant, I'd straight up betray and hunt them down like dogs in a fantasy setting.

What kind of retard lets themselves fall for such an obvious overhead swing?

I would betray my race for space elves

Not mean enough.

The night elfs are pretty cool and are my favorite races on the alliance. The blood elfs on the other had are fucking druggies with a leader complex, the reason there on the horde is because of slyvannas

I will show you how boning is done ! Get cucked!

An Elf female.

Read the manga, its a perfectly legitimate look for what she had to deal with.

Fareies did not always mean tiny winged humanoid.

I had the idea of elves for a setting I was making.
Elves are nocturnal tree dwelling hominids with long limbs and fingers evolved for tree climbing that are sentient but on a technological level of cavemen and their magic is mostly superstition and voodoo.
They live long lives only because they spend much of their lives hibernating.

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Disciples 2 elves range from powerful wizard nobles to cannibal savages.

Don't play d3 though, its a pile of shit that reverts them to generic hippies.

I like how everyone just stands there thinking "what the fuck is this guy's problem"?

Why not a bit of both

Screen shot is from the upcoming Divinity Original Sin 2 EA

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wew lad I fucked up

>mfw these faggots are making a sequel to this game instead of a sequel to this game

Why does fantasy do this?

Lack of consistency on a made-up race of faggots

tolkien wanted the plural to be dwarrow

Even if they're essentially reskins of Dwarves and Elves it's refreshing to see it.

That face doesn't really have much to do with what you seem to be using it to mean considering he's pretty sure the gun is empty.

editors. lotr was probably the first to do this in revisions because the editors were unsure if people would understand his odd words

Shh, I wasn't expecting people to know about the movie/book

It's hardly obscure.

i want to play a game with dino, plant, bug, dog, and robot races

sorry i meant to reply to this

The elvish government overlords are watching.

Elves detected.

You love suckling on those hairy dwarf testicles don't you faggot.

okay

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envious of what? being prancing tree huggers?

Being Tolkeins view of Aryan mythological people vs being Tolkeins semitic cave merchants.

Every single generic fantasy elf and dwarf are based on Tolkeins.

Keep worshiping your fat ugly cave-jews you mulatto fuck.

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Have you ever been in a WoW thread? It's like the BBC section of a porn site.

BBC?
I didn't know WoW had big bug cocks.

I'm sure the thread has long diverged from here, but to elaborate on all this, summarizing and extrapolating the WoWiki's information on the matter along with my very vague memory of the Frozen Throne campaign,

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To recap, and this should all seem very funny in retrospect, Garithos' entire family and home is destroyed by orcs because of Elvish mismanagement of the backline defense of their realm that never should've been necessary in the first place had they pulled their weight there and at the frontline, he becomes the headest honcho of the military beside the monarch himself through presumably meritorious service, hence how he managed to wage a successful war against the Scourge and Legion remnants in Lordaeron that nearly cleaned the kingdom out, and subsequently had a petty princeling join his New Alliance army and get peeved at being given small-scale yet vital tasks seeing to his being totally unproven in addition to Garithos' shoulder chip. He observed Kael fraternizing with exceedingly demonish-looking individuals in suspicious fashion while he and his scouts conveniently never seem present to observe the naga dicing undead to bits nor do any of Kael's lent troops speak up on the matter, reprimands him for the fact but does not summarily execute him was would be most wise in this situation, leaves the potential demon fraternizer with minimal forces on the flank so that at least he can't destroy any loyalist forces penny packeted to him if he does happen to be a traitor and so that Garithos can mop up the flank quickly before arriving to either relieve Kael, stop the enemy breakthrough over Kael and his forces' corpses, or stop a unified Legion worshiping Elvish-Undead joint attack.

Only after he arrives to find Kael very much alive and fraternizing with snakes again does he decide to execute Kael's forces, and not even summarily, he at least bothers to jail and hang them properly. After breaking free of their imprisonment, Kael and his troops butcher their way through Garithos' loyalists and open a PORTAL TO OUTLAND, FORMER HOME OF THE ORCS AND CURRENT HOME OF A BURNING LEGION SPLINTER, WITH WHAT APPEAR TO BE DEMONS IN TOW, though they are technically not. Garithos continues fighting in spite of this bullshit after Kael escapes, gets mind controlled along with the entirety of the New Alliance by way of plot, forges a similar alliance with Sylvanas as Kael did with Vashj so that some kind of hypocrisy can be highlighted even though the former happened in front of the entire army after the former Elvish ranger and current demon seemingly vindicated themselves as traitors to the cause in killing their fellows while the latter was continually and unabashedly dubious to everyone except Kaels' small force, has to deal with actual and severe Dwarven incompetence in the reclaimation of Lordaeron City just to add insult to injury, and then gets immolated after a couple snappy cutscene lines.

Garithos did, in fact, do nothing wrong in terms of strategic decisions or vested suspicions except in terms of what would be the most pragmatically correct things for a total clairvoyant to do, regardless of any circumstantially somewhat well-justified prejudices. The only case that can be made for 'something wrong' is on his allying with Sylvanas instead of breaking away in a detente and letting the Legion loyalists & would-be Forsaken exhaust each other before mopping up the lot, but this partially falls under the clairvoyance clause and partially under exponentially worsening writing. I should probably check over the mission transcripts, I probably missed or misremembered a thing or two. It has to have been over a decade since I last played through the campaigns.

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You're not wrong, but I'm sure we can agree that Kael'Thas is still a shit.

Well in TW, witcher elves are basically space pirates or something.

imagine having a big spooky ship like this, and space elves dressed in metallic spooky skeleton-like armor, covered in frost.

fuck off to your slums, guthar.
you can't even make babies you disgusting mule.

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'Garithos did nothing wrong' is all it amounts to, but that just doesn't do Blizzard's shit writing justice, user.

legend of zelda
dragons crown
age of wonders
warhammer 40k: dawn of war
warcraft
heroes of might and magic

top cuck

That one actually looks a bit nice, but she is still inferior to p'orc girls.

I remember that. The pedobait thighs and tanuki races were supposed to be edgy ecoterrorists or something, the elves are absolute dicks competing with the literal gay vampire race in seeing who can stab people in the back better, and the dragon fuckers are dumb muscle who only recently gained freedom from slavery.

Which left only the humans and the all male rock race as the only races in Tera that weren't naturally born with sticks up their asses. I mean sure you end up with some bad humans, but it's not like it's within their genetics to be gay as fuck and proud of being snooty stuck up drag queens.

Reminder.

This part's quite unfair. Kael already ran into the naga when he helped the night elves defeat Illidan so he wouldn't tear the world apart with the Eye of Sargeras. He or someone also clearly told the rest of the Alliance. Garithos knows who they are and they aren't nice.
Not quite. You can argue that Garithos made a big overextension by advancing into Undead territory. He stripped Kael of way too many forces that meant he'd be unable to defend Dalaran against the army Garithos knew all too well was coming, as the messenger clearly proves. If the Naga hadn't arrived, he'd have been rightly punished.
And you also don't execute your loyal allies and confuse conspiracy for desperation. Yeah, the elves shoulda committed more to the war earlier, but Kael was there now, helping him with literally everything his people had. If Kael hadn't gotten cucked by Arthas I'd say the Warcraft 3 elves are among the actually cool ones in vidya.

Garithos only made three big mistakes - trying to execute Kael and not being better prepared for Sylvanas' betrayal. It's kinda funny how they contrast each other - Garithos should have been as easy on Kael as he was on Sylvanas.

When did the dark elves had alliances whit the vampire lords?

are you retarded or something?

ELVES GET OUT

There aren't any elves here. Why would elves post in this filthy website? They know not to consort with low-lives like us.

Yeah, I checked over the mission logs after finishing that from-memory writeup, considered correcting myself but didn't want to bump for no good reason. I'd entirely forgotten that Kael'Thas was in the Sentinels campaign. Over a decade since I played it through, like I said. I was attempting to be fair to half-recalled shitwriting, but no, Kael was a first-hand witness to snakecults and Illidan dickery. He doesn't really have an excuse other than 'the player physically cannot win without them.'

Said overextension is never really shown in any great fashion is the problem.

It's clear there's not enough men for the flank to be firmly held and also have sufficient concentration of force to turn the enemy back, but considering how Garithos wheels around with 'a full battalion' immediately post-mission, it seems doubtful that Kael couldn't hold out sans the second round of Naga help if it weren't for gamey unit compositions. I wonder if it's possible to cheese it with only blood elf units, actually.

Bit hard when your loyal allies appear as just the opposite and the desperation seems to be flat conspiration with snakemen both parties know to be bad news, although in reality the only conspiration was Vashj intentionally breaking the Blood Elves away for Illidan's purposes.

Was it everything, or just his contingent? Warcraft III had a horrible sense of scale because of the low default food cap. Never understood why it wasn't more flexible in the editor, 300 at max on custom maps feels like very little. Then again, the engine can't handle much more than that for twelve people in one food units.

They're better than most. I always thought the priest units were absurd with how goodhearted and even toned they were. Purple lunar cultist bushwhackers aren't half bad, either.

Agreed, but again, clairvoyance clause and/or plot necessitated retardation.

I read it all user.

Marcille a cute! CUTE
Also all elves are shit in games. Always just prancing faggots who think they're better than everyone else while still fucking up all the time

i got your p'orc right here faggot, such a lovely snout

elves really bring out the inner nigger in some anons

AAAARE YA ACHIN?

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wait are you saying that people only hate jews because they feel inferior? not because theyre creatures of darkness?

no I wanted to show off my top tier OC

content creators are heroes you know?

I want people to love me

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There you go faggot

mine is more special

Cause it was made by a downie.

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I wonder what will happen now that the group's main goal has ostensibly been achieved.

Has it been shown that Farlyn is the same, mentally and intellectually after that level of resurrection though.

Lineage 2 always had nice elves.

how about those implications

No, it seems she can barely say names. Hence "ostensibly".
I'm sure it can't just end with them eating the dragon and leaving the dungeon, given how much has been said about the nature of the dungeon itself.

They will probably try to figure out why the red dragon went up to that floor.

I'm hoping that it's just a case of Farlyn or anyone needing rest to recover from that level of revive \ resurrect. On the other hand Senshi is probably wary of magic for a good reason. Dungeon Meshi does a good job of exploring why that dwarf stereotype trait exists.

And I still have to find out what the story is behind those twins employed by the gnome scholar husband and wife, the baron that employs the gnome scholar advisor. The larger political conflict and history hinted by the conversation between that baron and the gnome scholar, and what are the elves truly trying to find in that dungeon. Immortality spell or ritual was what that gnome scholar is guessing iirc. I want to see if the original party reunites now that Farlyn is sort of back, the other adventurer parties, Laius's obssession with monsters physiology.

This kind of meme thread needs to die already

so Holla Forums? :^)

what would happen then? what would you do if Holla Forums were your perfect ideal hugbox?

most likely only allow threads that are strictly vidya, webm threads can only be Fire Emblem commercials and Pokemon dance videos and anything that's not that will be turned into permaban.

No.

Get raped, knife-ears.

I want her to eat my cooked cock stewed with semen

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And supposedly he can? Post one instance of him digging.

He gardens with his own shit, which I suppose requires a small amount of digging.

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I'm just pedantic. And your cuck is also used wrong. It means someone being cuckolded, nothing more, nothing less.

>The story continues on Oct. 15!

Ill bet that farlyns and the dragons soul fused or something and since they used dragon meat for the ritual too shes gonna be half dragon now or some shit.

No, I'd guess the black magic the elf used means she's come back evil aligned or something.

If two souls get fused and both occupy the body of one of the souls, and they eat the other soul's body, is it cannibalism?

Dem legs….

In Styx MOS elves are OP asshole enemies.

The type of meat doesn't seem to matter, since in the book one of the panels showed a cart full of sheep or goats when they were talking about how the rez magic Marcille is about to perform will require a lot of calories. They're using dragon meat because that is what is right there and they don't have to make a trip back to town and buying, carting a huge amount of meat that can spoil.

It's going to be until october until we find out what dragon tastes like. Alligator? Chicken? Elephant? Rhino?